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2009

29

Oct

Tila Tequila Got Off Her Computer for Once of the Day

It’s no secret that Tila Tequila is addicted to her computer and the internet. I like to think it is because the internet is what gave her a fake celebrity back when the suits at big media and entertainment companies were trying to tap into the internet and used the same logic they used their entire careers that the number of fans you have, or people who know about you, the more marketable your product is, when the reality is that on the internet, you can trick people into thinking you have a lot of fans and just because a motherfucker decided to accept you on myspace because you have a series of really slutty pictures it doesn’t mean they will buy your shit. So now that she’s got nothing going for her and her moment in the spotlight is clearly over and done with, she’s gone back to one on one interaction with the people, hoping for another run that I am pretty sure will never fucking happen because I like to think the execs realize that people on the internet are bored and willing to click on pretty much anything, all they have to do is check her ustream videos that only get 7,000 views and she gets fucking naked in the shit…just proving her ship has sank and that makes me fucking happy…

Here she is with her fake useless tits…unfortunately with smartphone technology, bitch can bring twitter anywhere she goes….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Computer|Tila Tequila

2009

29

Oct

Abigail Clancy Is a Hard Nippled Disco Ball for Halloween of the Day

Abigail Clancy is some UK cokehead who was dating a footballer and who claims to be a lingerie model but I’ve never really heard much about her and I don’t really know much about her and I don’t really have anything to say about her other than that here she is dressed like a discoball and she isn’t wearing a bra because everyone knows that discoballs don’t wear bras and she likes to keep things authentic and by authentic I mean she likes to do anything for publicity, attention, fame and money…and it works for me….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Bra

2009

29

Oct

Pamela Anderson is Too Old For Her Short Whore Outfit of the Day

I am not sure if constipation is something older women have to deal with when they are going thru menopause, because the whole menopause thing, or what I like to call a woman’s transformation from woman to man, is not something I really like, except when having sex with older women who would otherwise be the needy bitch you fear flips the used condom inside out to get pregnant with your baby, because they can’t get pregnant anymore.

And I am not sure if this stomach issue has something to do with her hepatitis or her uterus on some kind of revolt from all the dirty cock it’s had to taste.

I am sure that Pam Anderson is too old to be dressin’ sexy. It’s really at the point of sad and desperate and sure sad and desperate women are the key to a lot of our sex lives, it’s kinda depressing to see, provided you aren’t already at rock bottom.

It is time for her to hang up her weathered labia and trashy lingerie credit card to focus on her kids and normal shit 45 year old women deal with…

And now for a costume change…here are some more pics of Pam Anderson showing off her Gunt, also known as her FUPA, also known as her Menopausal Panty Pillow, also known as her muff gut, also knows as her too old to be eating out…..and too old to be wearing tight clothes!

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Fame

Posted in:Latex|Pamela Anderson|Short Dress|Slut

2009

29

Oct

Some Old Person Street Fight in the Ukraine of the Day

I just woke up because it is Halloweeen and the inner frat boy in me was looking for sluts all night, but no one was dressed up at the bar was at, it was filled with poor, old, lonely, depressing people and I was too lazy to make a move, so I ended up getting wasted enough to think the female cop who woke me up from the park I was passed out in at 4 am was just a college girl dressed like a dirty cop. She was nice enough to not arrest me and give me a lift home, and here I am today….

This video is of some old people battling in the Ukraine and it reminds me of what my body feels like right now…a serious fucking disaster and based on what I left int he toilet just 5 minutes ago , it’s like my intestines are dressing up for halloween too, as a rotting murder victim….

Posted in:Old People|Ukraine

2009

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I have H1N1, not because I want attention, but because I feel like death. If you’re lucky I will die tonight, if I’m lucky this is just in my head because I’m a pussy with nothing better to do that wonder what various diseases I have. I’ll write better shit when I feel better because I am too weak to get mad and internet battle people, so until then….Here are my stepLINKS…

The Hot Dripping Vagina on Battlestar Galactica
GO

Boob Wars!!
GO

Heidi Montag is a Jesus Worshipping street Walker
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Because A Day Without Pulling On Out Isn’t a Day Worth Living
GO

Natalia Vodianov is Showing Her Nipples, So She’s Fine By Me
GO

And Now, The Most Terrifying Childrens Toy EVer
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Kelly Brooke is See Through and I Love It
GO

Soccer Guitar Hero!!! – VIDEO
GO

Joe Jackson is Living the Fucking Life
GO

When Dating Videos Go Wrong. Well, Honestly Do They Ever Go Right?
GO

Man Jennifer Lopez is Looking Hot Lately
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Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region
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Striptease of the Day
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How About a Jodie Marsh, Katie Price Cat Fight
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Wanna Puke? Courtney Loe Through the Years
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AHHHHHHHH Shakira You Are Glorious
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Cindy Crawford Defy’s All Logic When It Comes to Aging
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Abigail Clancy is Back on the Scene and Lookin Better Than Ever
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Most Terrifying Prank EVer
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Nikki Case is In the Woods
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Cliff Jump Faceplant – VIDEO
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Cresspiest Sexual Abuse Ad Ever
GO

Kali and the Fucking Machine
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The Baboon Wants Some Boobs and Honestly I Can’t Blame Him
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Guess Who’s Back on the Market?? She May Have Herpes From Corey Feldman, But I’m Not Picky.
GO

Random Pics Are Always Great Time Wasters
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rosie Jones is a Naked Roller Skater
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This Russian Stripping Contest Looks Kind of Awesome
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Seriously, I Am All About Brunettes
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Ashley Tisdale’s Nose Job Ruined Her Career, But At Least She’s Got a Tight Little Body
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Youngin’ Licks a Dildo and Eats and Ice Cream
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Tamara Loves Double Penetration
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Karina Has Some Big Ol’ Tits and There’s Not Much More to Say Than That
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Glazed Donut Cheese Burger, Pleasssseee!
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Yeah, I’d Bang Michelle Obama, Check It
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BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVERRR!!
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Mystery Meat of the Day
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Mindy Vega Has a Thing for Lollipops
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Why Spandex Rules – A Gallery
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Okay, Not Only Was Sean Connery James Bond, But By The Sounds Of It He Had the Best Childhood EVER
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Britney Murphy is Completely Fucking Insane
GO

Sexy Handstand….VIDEOOOO
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PERFECT TITS. PERFECT ASS. PERFECT PUSSY. IF THIS BITCH WAS A DEAF MUTE, SHE’D BE THE ULTIMATE CATCH!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach with some Pigs for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

More Victoria’s Secret photoshoot pictures are being leaked to the internet because I guess it’s good free publicity and I’m not complaining because pussy on the beach whether famous models or not, whether getting paid or not is still pussy on the fucking beach so even if it is a recent mother and the pics aren’t all that hot, it’s still better than looking at pictures of my wife, but then again even the worst possible thing in the world you could think of is better than looking at my wife, because pictures of her are a reminder of how much of a fuck up I am and I already know that already so I prefer to not be reminded….

Here are some of the pigs they hire to work the photoshoots who are paid to make the models feel good about themselves, like the hot chick with 4 fat friends you see at the bar, you know the fat friends who pretty much manage them and cockblock you from getting up in them, because they decide to take a liking to you and tell the hot one you want to fuck to leave you for them, because they never get guys and it is not fair, not that you had a chance with the hot one, but sometimes rejection is better than bringing desperate second rate shit home to fuck…not that I’d know…since all I get is shit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

28

Oct

Angel McCord as Marilyn Monroe of the Day

Want to know what is worse than being Annalynne McCord….being her bottom feeding sister who’s celebrity relies heavily on Annalynne McCord’s low and useless level of fame….Seriously, this coat tail rider is a fucking joke and even more useless than someone who I deemed to be at pretty much the bottom of the fucking foodchain in Hollywood and here she is dressed like Marilyn Monroe, because it is Halloween this weekend, in case you haven’t seen annoying people already dressed up, milking the holliday as hard as their frat boy asses can…something way less annoying than the paparazzi who cared enough about this Angel McCord trash to release these pictures….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Angel McCord|D-List|Marilyn Monroe

2009

28

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Bikini Pics for the Victoria Secret Catalog of the Day

I never really cared for Miranda Kerr. I actually told myself I wouldn’t give her wide face any love when she first came out because I am tired of Victoria’s Secret owning the rights to all the hot pussy in modeling and I am tired of everyone obsessing over the pussy they own. So for a while, I’d look at her with hate…refusing to get sucked into her and focusing on every single flaw I could find, but as time went on, I dropped my guard and looking at her became a sexual experience, her face a canvas for my semen, her body thin and tight and I couldn’t see her for the corporate tool that she really is, like a decorative fuckin’ store shelf, or a discount card or whatever othershit companies do to sucker a motherfucker into buying shit they don’t need, because she’s the corporate tool I want to fuck who probably feels better to fuck than a shelf…..

Here are some pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2009

28

Oct

Mel B Dressed Like She’s White of the Day

Here’s another example of society trying to steal a motherfucker’s culture from them, assuming Mel B has culture and isn’t just a useless haggard stripper with big tits who made it in the world of entertainment.

Maybe she had is on her way to meet her boyfriend’s family and they don’t like the whole interacial chick thing, but can stomach the fact that she has a black baby cuz she’s famous and probably adopted it from Darfur or some shit, and didn’t actually grow the motherfcker on her own in her womb with Eddie Murphey’s sperm without his consent…

Either way, this is some black folk denouncing their black like they were Michael Jackson, to make it in the America like they were Obama or some shit…

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Blonde|Mel B|White

2009

28

Oct

Kristen Bell’s Boyfriend Hangs With Pussy While She Fantasizes About Being a Mom of the Day

I guess when you spend your career “acting” in horrible relationship comedies, you eventually start bringing your work home with you, because here is a scene you’d expect to be pulled right out of a Kristen Bell movie, where the boyfriend hustles some bitch with a fat ass, but an ass that is appealing to fuck because his girlfriend’s ass is repetitive and annoying since it thinks it is famous, while Kristen Bell is off lookin at a baby, holding her womb, wishing that fucking thing came out of her, but she’s been too vain and career oriented to let it happen, but figures she might as well take the plunge because she’s not getting any younger and figures Dax Sheppard, despite how pathetic he is to the rest of the world, has put up with her bullshit all this time and might as well be the donor, since finding a new boyfriend may come easy for her, but building to the level of starting a family with a motherfucker will just take too long and she wants a baby now…..but I’m just speculating….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boyfriend|Kristen Bell|Mom