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2009

27

Oct

Marisa Miller and her 3 Million Dollar Bra of the Day

The Vicotria’s Secret fashion show is coming soon, so these motherfucker are stepping up their game pushing their bullshit, because people seem to think half naked girls are news worthy or at least worth talking about, when really the whole thing bores me. Sure I like bitches who get naked as much as the next dude, I’m a fucking pervert, why wouldn’t I, but I don’t like the whole business around it.

So not only are Victoria’s Secret exploiting immigrant women but also all working these American should-be strippers like Marisa Miller and here they are dressing her and her fake tits up in her 3,000,000 dollar bra like she was Heidi Klum, but I guess she is really just proving that you can dress a hot bodied pig up like woman, but shit doesn’t make it okay to bring the pig to meet your family…

I know calling Marisa Miller a pig is a little insane, I just think the whole thing is a waste of all of our energy…who fucking cares about a bra company, what are you guys a bunch of fucking cross-dressin’ homos???

Posted in:Bra|Marisa Miller|Tits

2009

27

Oct

Julia Roberts and Her Bikini on Set of the Day

Remember Julia Roberts? Unfortunately, I do. My relationship with her is definitely one sided because she doesn’t know I exist, but I know that I hate her. I don’t find her hot. I never understoodd her career or why everyone was hard for her over the years.

I remember watching Pretty Woman almost weekly because this whore I was dating and living with insisted we get high and watch it all the fucking time. It gave her hope that her sucking dick for money would work out in the end, would bring her the life of luxury she always wanted, and that one day her Prince Charming would pull up in a limo and save her slutty as.

Unfortunately, that never happened. She died after getting beat by a John one night, a John I am sure she thought was Richard Gere’s character in the movie, coming to sweep her off her feet and save her from her hell. That is the false hope Julia Roberts fed her.

So if anything, it is all Julia Roberts’ fault this happened and here she is making huge money with her shitty mom body in a bikini, while my ex is dead.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Julia Roberts

2009

27

Oct

Rachel Bilson and Her Saddle Bags of the DAy

I am not a stylist, but I do have a penis, and my penis tells me that this pig of a woman needs to rock a pair of baggier pants or at least develop an eating disoder, because she is reminding me of my early childhood back in Mexico when the local vendor would pile up all his clay on the back of a fucking donkey, the same donkey my mom’s friends would fuck on stage for gringos, and I’ll tell you it’s not leaving a good taste in my mouth.

Sure, I know, hips and curves are supposed to be sexy and erotic, but I think that’s just propoganda the junk food and fast food companies are pushing on bitches so that they keep buying and sales don’t go to shit….or maybe this is just the product of aging and being engaged, a sign of what is to come, another bitch I wanted to fuck when she was on TV bites the dust kind of thing….

Either way, I’m not a fan…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hips|Rachel Bilson

2009

27

Oct

Emanuela de Paula Poses for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I don’t keep track of all these half naked vaginas who get overpaid to get half naked on the beach for some corporation that use their half naked bodies to sell underwear and bikinis, when they could really re-work their strategy and have any half naked bitch modeling their shit, it would have the same affect, instead of these cunts who get paid too much and in turn get egos that make them not suck your dick for fame, because they are already more famous than you. But I do know there are too many of these bitches too remember, but never too many to get off to, I figure keep on recruiting these immigrants, steal them from their homes, turn them into your slaves and dress them in your clothes, because we’ll keep jerking off to the shit…

Here’s Emanuela de Paula posing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Emanuela de Paula|Victoria's Secret

2009

27

Oct

Pam Anderson Snowboarding in California Panty Pics of the Day

I posted the pictures of Pam Anderson snowboarding in Southern California yesterday because in California rich people get bored and can even defy nature and God’s way, and put snow where their is meant to be beach and beach where there is meant to be snow and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, I didn’t understand why there were no solid pictures of pussy, or panty or whatever the fuck diseased mess this bitch hides in her pants that I think may be medicinal and used to keep her uterus from falling out because she’s such a fucking whore, but these came out today, so now I know she hasn’t lost her touch and is still letting her shit out in public….

Here are some pictures of Pamela Anderson in Elle Magazine dressed classy but still poppin her ass out because no matter where this STD ridden whore goes, she needs guys to want to shove their dicks in her, seriosuly whether at Church or meeting the president, the slut in her is so deeply rooted, she can’t help but smear her pussy juice on whatever the fuck she can….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Panties|Snowboarding

2009

27

Oct

Kelly Rowland and the Smallest Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

These are probably the hottest pictures I’ve seen on the beach in a long time, not because she looks good, or sexy or even worth fucking, but because if it wasn’t for Destiny’s Child, this bitch would just be pregnant in the projects, and I’m not saying that cuz I am racist or think that’s where all black girls belong, but she had an abusive alcoholic father and that’s just the fuckin’ stats motherfucker, so instead of working the welfare check line, she’s working the beach and living the decadent life, unfortunately, not working a hot bikini to show off her shitty small implants, because that’d make these pictures make a hell of a lot more sense…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Kelly Rowland|Tits

2009

27

Oct

Miranda Kerr is Skinny in Some Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr was out working, if you can really consider this work, considering it looks more like a bitch sittin gon the beach having pictures taken of her, something I’m pretty sure we’d all be willing to do if it meant getting the fuck away for a week, if anything it is the shit we try to save 1000 dollars for, and by we, I mean you, because I’ve never really been on vacation and if I had 1000 dollars, it wouldn’t be spent on trips to beaches, but instead on trips to the local brothel and drug dealer, but that’s not really worth dreaming about, because I don’t even remember the last time I had 1000 dollars to my name, but I think it was when I was 14 after spending a month working for some rich man on his garden, if you know what I mean…..and if you don’t, I mean I was a child hooker, much like a child star but far less rewarding and harder to walk.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Skinny

2009

27

Oct

Amy Winehouse Nipple Show of the Day

I’ve always said that Amy Winehouse is probably the hottest rotting pussy in the entertainment world, the worst smelling naked chick around, the kind of girl who reminds you of those horrible nights when you are drunk, have a itch that needs to get scratched in your pants, and you decide to let the drug addicted prostitute do it in a back alley only to make you think you have AIDS for the next 6 months until you can afford to do it again, so when I saw pictures of her fat tits busting out of a corset, I had no choice but to get excited, because nothing really gets me going anymore and this is one of the things that does…

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Corset|Nipples|Tits

2009

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I should be on the beach staring at asses, instead I am looking the one clean pair of underwear I have in the eye and deciding if I should wear them or not, despite them being women’s underwear. My life is not as great as you’d expect, it’s really fucking gutter but at least I am rich in stepLINKS….

Personally If I Lost a Million Dollars Cause My Bitch Wife Wouldn’t Go Down a
Waterslide I Would Probably Kill the Bitch – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Really Knows How to Dress for Snowboarding
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I Wish We Got to See More of Amanda Bynes
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Because if Your Weekend Was Half as Bad as Mine Was, Any Escape Will Do
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The 100 Best TV Shows Of The Decade
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A Day at Video Game University
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And More Katy Perry Cleavage
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Okay Noah Cyrus (Baby Sister of Miley Cyrus) Has a Halloween Costume that is Disturbing to Say the Least
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The 7 Best Maury Povich Paternity Result Reactions
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I Love When Britney Busts Out the Slut
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Grab a Bag to Puke In and Hang On Tight, Cause Sex Tapes Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting
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Eva Green is Hot in that Trashy, Euro Kind of Way
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Tranny or Not I Think I Would Bang Amber Rose
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Some Miranda Kerr Victoria Secret Business
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Introducing Audrey
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The Worlds Strongest 4 Year Old – VIDEO
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Lesbians in Class
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Jude Law’s Daughter is Already Out on the Ho Stroll
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Is It Weird That a Pam Anderson Shoot Where She Keeps Her Clothes On
Is More Appealing To Me Than When She is Nude
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Silvia Saint is a Naughty, Naughty Girl
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Ahhhhhhh Alessandra Ambrosio in Short Shorts
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Some Slut From Big Brother UK is Letting Her Tits Hang All The Fuck Out
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when Cindy Takes a Shower
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Some Sluts From Coyote Ugly Are On Tour and Here is Some of the Pics
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A Very, Very Nice Bar Rafaeli Cleavage Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Topless Fake Latina By the Pool…of the Day
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Some Very Lucky Lesbians
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Alexis Texas Shakes Her Booty
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Denise Milani is So Fucking Hot it Hurts
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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THE WINDOWS 7 WHOPPER WILL KILL YOU!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Olsens Still Look Homeless But I Wuld Still Fuck Them, So I Guess Things Are Alright
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31 Rarely-Seen Nirvana Photos and Videos
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Web Cam Slut Gets Herself Off
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NICKY WHELAN HAS THE HOTTEST ASS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD…ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE STICKS IT UP IN THE AIR LIKE THIS!
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Go to the Movies
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Oct

Pam Anderson Takes Her Hepatitis Snowboarding in Malibu of the Day

Pam Anderson brought was seen snowboarding with her kid in Southern California, because I guess California is obnoxious like that, you know in a “sure we don’t have snow in Malibu, but we do have rich people who can make anything happen here” kind of way, and she did it in a short skirt, that a few unlucky motherfuckers got to experience a hepatitis pussy first fucking hand and as hot or sexy as she once was, and how decent her body may be now when you plug in all factors of her age and addictions, a pussy that even the most seasoned pervert with a sex addiction dying of AIDS, rockin’ advanced stages of Hepatitis, ravaged by herpes on 40% of his body and crazed by syphilis wouldn’t want to touch….but I would….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hepatitis|Legs|Pam Anderson|Tits