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2009

28

Oct

Ashley Greene’s Got a Shitty Hard Nipple of the Day

Twilight is the new kiddie porn, or porn designed for kids and shit is all the fucking rage. This past weekend I caught my friend watching the shit when I showed up to his house by surprise and motherfucker acted more awkward, embarrassed and uncomfortable than I did the time my stepdaugther caught me on the floor of her room sniffing a pair of her panties and jerking off to a picture of Britney Spears when she was 16. Seriously, shit is like a long played out emo music video that gets little girls wet and for that, they should shut down production of the movie, send the producers to jail for trying to seduce underage girls, and save the rest of us from serious garbage that I can’t believe even exists.

Here’s one of the stars, Ashley Greene and her a shitty hard nipple while lost on her way to a meeting, but at least her nipple isn’t as shitty as the project that made her nipple even allowed on the Paramount lot to meet with high powered execs to advance her career.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Nipple|Twilight

2009

28

Oct

Jessica Simpson’s Hand Looks Like She’s Been Fistin’ Ass of the Day

Looks like Jessica Simpson was up to no good on her recent trip to India…like she shoved her hand up some Slumdog Millionaire ass because she came back all stained the fuck up. In her defense, she can’t land a man to marry her again, or have a family with her here, and her time is running out. All the cock around her has shriveled up just as fast as her career, so she went on some spiritual jouney to find out why and how she could change her destiny. Unfortunately for her, instead of meeting some high priest or expert at the top of a mountain, she asked some pervert she met on the street and motherfucker took advantage of the situation by makin her dig deep within him for answers….these pics are of the aftermath….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Henna|Jessica Simpson

2009

28

Oct

Brody Jenner and his Trash Girlfriend of the Day

The one thing I hate more than Canada is Canadian pride and everyone who lives in Ontario, the shitty province Jayde Nicole is from, seem to think Canada is the fucking greatest thing in the fucking world.

They like it enough wear Maple Leafs on their clothes, to tattoo the flag on their beer drinking , bare naked ladies listening to bodies. They and only wear Roots clothing and always look like they are on their way to a canoe camping trip. They are beer drinking, hockey watching, fat chick fucking trash but that’s something we already knew about this whore Jayde Nicole and her single parent home that made her into the prostitute that she is on her quest for male attention….

Let’s just hope Joe Francis’ counter lawsuit gets her useless ass arrested where she belongs….cuz I’m tired of seeing her and her ego from being the Playboy Playmate of the Year, because lets face it, Playboy isn’t what it used to be, the shit is sinking fast.

But I guess I can’t hate a bitch who has shown everyone her pussy except for the fact that these aren’t pictures of her showing her pussy, I guess she’s trying to clean up her act like a typical cocktease who does the whole pussy thing, and turns around prudes the fuck up because she got what she want….see, just more reason to hate this twat.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole

2009

28

Oct

Blythe Danner is Crippled of the Day

Blythe Danner may not be hot and the fact that Gwenyth Paltrow crawled out of her pussy makes her all the more vile. She’s a grandmother, so she’s old as fuck but never too old too fuck, because there’s no such thing as a bitch being too old to fuck. As long as their is a functioning asshole that hasn’t been sewn up due to colon cancer or a pussy that still has a hole even if it has dried up and atrophied, there’s a home for my dick…

There are just so many benefits I’ve listed here over and over again as to why the elderly are a great option when horny and desperate and have no standards or real morals or values and I figure I don’t need to go through them again, because the cookies, memeory lapses, menopause and lonliness aren’t the reasons I am posting on this tired slag….but the fact that she is crippled and on some high maintenance, obnoxious rich person tricycle lookin’ shit to tend to her “injury” is. See I am not too fit and even old women I try to rape can out run me, but these kind of contraptions scream easy fuckin’ prey I can catch up to, roll them into a dark alley and have my way with….

Here’s more proof that the elderly are good to fuck….other than the fact that she ratted him out….because normally they just thank you and bake you cookies after stuffin them proper…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Blythe Danner|Crippled

2009

28

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Emo Tattoo of the Day

We get it Lohan, you’re a bird with a broken wing. No one gives a fuck or will feel sorry for you, so maybe you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. Our lives are shittier than yours, we don’t have the money that allows us to even call ourselves stars.

So enough with the whining and complaining, you are too old to be a victim, so pick youself up, brush off your shoulders or knees or whatever it is you lesbians do and do something with your fucking life. You’re almost at the point of pathetic, definitely a disappointment, and it’s either time to sort it out or time for suicide.

The tattoo’s a real nice touch though, it really makes us cry on the inside for you, and by cry on the inside I mean, it makes you look like an easy fuck we can take advantage of because of serious fucking issues, like the stripper I met with a Playboy tattoo for wishful thinking, or another I met with some dollar sign shit on her thigh to remind us that she was nothing but a cunt ripping us off for our money….or the time a stripper had the angel wings on her back with a chinese symbol and the words “Godess” mispelled between the shit because she wanted guys to know they were dealing with quality when the fucked her from behind for money. The whole tattoo thing tends to get pretty fucking weak most of the time, especially now that there is no regulating a motherfucker from doing something stupid at low points in their life….

Emo Tattoo that reminds me of Pete Wentz lyrics or not, she’s got nice tits….and really that’s all that really matters…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Tattoo

2009

28

Oct

Paula Abdul’s Cleavage is as Crazy as Her of the Day

It is unfortunate that Paula Abdul got fired from American Idol because she was the only thing worth watching on the show. I’d go over to friend’s houses and put the shit on mute until the Paula had her time to speak and some of the craziest drugged up shit would come out of her mouth all while showing off her great big tits. We’d all love the clips during a performance when the camera would focus on her and her tits really in the moment, especially when dudes who made her wet were singing and now all that is gone. She’s been replaced by a lesbian we already have to deal with on the daily, who’s quirky behavior is far from funny or cute or arrousing or even crazy, shit’s just fucking boring and I hope they realize that Paula was the thread that bound the show together and it all comes crashing down….because Idol without Paula is like my gay fantasies without Seacrest…..I mean….it just doesn’t make fucking sense….

Here is Paula from teh other day showing off her cleavage that is as crazy as her…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Paula Abdul

2009

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is a picture of some girl in a Playboy shirt, made up like a little whore, was slandering me on Facebook – she wrote this on my wall:

you make me sick. i know you’re trying to be funny but reading your posts it seems like you’re the one with a mental illness…or your just highly fucking disturbed. degrading girls like that is not right, and sooner or later your sickness will take a new form. i hope you get better, for your sake and women as well.

This was my reply;

I just made friends with a runaway at the bus stop, her dad was a drunk who beat her, so I offered her a place to shower and have a warm meal. I made her read the message you left on my wall, over and over and over and over, before the roofies kicked in and I had the opportunity to have really dirty surprise sex she wasn’t in the mood for but will never remember. I just want you to know that it is all your fault.

I just made you famous, bitch. Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Wrestler Poses Nude for Playboy…a Female Wrestler….Sorry To Let You Down…Gaylord..
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Now THAT’s MUSCLE CONTROL – VIDEO
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A Back Alley Pharmacist’s Wet Dream
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Because Your Life is Even More Sad and Mroe Lonely Than Mine Is
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Jessica Simpson is a Terrorist
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Terminator 2 RAP – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Shake Weight Will Get You Ripped – VIDEO
(Wait…Hunh?)
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Lily Allen Upskirt Action
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Ultimate Warrior Throwback
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I Swear Beyonce Looks Her Best When She is Dressed Down
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25 Naughty Halloween Nurses
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I Swear to God if Kate Gosselin Ends Up Being in Movies I Will Fly to Hollywood and Killer Her Myself
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Striptease of the Day
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Daryl Hannah and Her Nipples Are Back on the Scene
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James Franco is Funny…Kinda… – VIDEO
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Renee Zellweger is Lookin Pretty Hot
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Family Guys Hates Windows 7 Too
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Italian TV is All About Exposed Asses and Shit
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Out of Control Race Car – VIDEO
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It’s Squirting Time!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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For All You Dudes Who Ever Wanted to Fuck a Vampire, Now if Your Chance
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Take a Peek at the Nuts 2010 Calendar
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A Can Car is the Only Car I Will Ever Be Able to Afford
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Shannon Elizabeth is Topless
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Adrian in Lingerie
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Lezzies Get It On
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Ahhhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Lookin Good Sweetheart With a Dildo of the Day
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Kayla Paige is Oh So Sexy
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Heavan Huntington Takes a Shower
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Sunny Leone Will Make Your Day Better
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Women and Her Kids Get Maced on the Subway
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http://flisted.com/87490/some-statuses-are-better-left-unfacebookd-such-as-you-having-an-std/
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I’d Totally Bang Keri Hilson
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Oh Hai Mom!!! WASSSSSUPPP!! – VIDEO
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Yup, Scientology is a Load of Fucking Shit
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TORRIE WILSON IS A FUCKIN’ HOT BABE, AND HER BOY TOY MUST BE EATING THAT PUSSY LIKE A PUPPY LICKS PEANUT BUTTER
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Asian Teens Dyking Out
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Some Suicide Girl Lookin’ Bitch’s Posed Pics
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Young and TOpless – Photobucket Does Naked Teens Proper
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This Whore’s for You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Oct

Izabel Goulart not Half Naked for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Izabel Goulart is the most recent vagina to sign her life and body over to Victoria’s Secret but I guess she hasn’t made the jump to getting half naked like the rest of them. Maybe they are easing her into the shit but having her model their boring and ugly middle America styles you can pretend your neighbor’s 17 year old daughter would wear, but I feel like the only girls who would wear this shit are either 30 or older or fat, but at least their underwear has a broader pussy appeal…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|Victoria's Secret

2009

27

Oct

Heather Chadwell Topless for Californication of the Day

Californication is probably the best show on TV. I mean I don’t watch TV and have never seen the shit, but I keep getting emails with topless bitches on the show. The last two weeks they took Eva Amurri , a rich kid with a famous mother and ridiculous tits and turned her into a lap dancing stripper, something I love and now they’ve taken some Reality TV star trash from Rock of Love and made her do the same fucking thing, probably a lot less of a challenge, considering she’s got fake tits and looks like she’s probably stripped many times before….

But it’s still like the show is reading my mind, you know turning everyday bitches into strippers, something I’ve been doing for years in my imagination, so I gotta give props for them doing it for all of us on TV and I guess there is really no reason to be posting this since you’ve probably already seen shit on tv….but here is this Heather Caldwell Chick getting pussy rubbed and titty sucked….

Posted in:Heather Chadwell|Topleess

2009

27

Oct

Amber Heard for FHM of the Day

I saw Zombieland the other day with a friend who paid for me because I am a whore like that.

A few minutes into the movie I decided that I wanted to marry Amber Heard or at least her vagina with my penis, but that may not be because she is all that hot and more because the only way I can sit thru any movie is if I can find a female character I can fantasize about doing dirty things to for pretty much the entire movie, otherwise I get really fucking bored and angry, and between her and Little Miss Sunshine, the compeition was pretty fuckin slim……but here she is in FHM and it turns out that I still want to fuck her….she is going to be the next it girl…

Posted in:Amber Heard|FHM