2009
13
Nov
This dude posed as a highschool student at the age of 22 and worked his way into the Florida school system all because he wanted to get a college scholarship, but like any genius posing to be a teenager and getting away with it, motherfucker stuck it to some of the young girls he went to school with, making me wish I pulled this trick back in the day too, now I’m too old for that kind of hustle but the idea of it is enough to give me masturbation material. Good Times….
Posted in:Almost Genius
2009
13
Nov
Leighton Meester was born in a halfway house because her single mom got pregnant before serving time to get a lighter sentence after she got busted for whatever it is she got arrested for. Making Leighton Meester some serious ghetto trash who I guess had a dream to make it in Hollywood and pave her own path because statistics wanted her to be a whore or a stripper or a pornstar and I guess she didn’t want to choose that destiny.
So instead she was a strategic whore. She sucked the right dick, she rocked the right fetish tape that would get her where she had to be, without it being the end of the line. She did whatever it took to get a gig in Hollywood on the popular show Gossip Girl and now she is in lingerie for GQ and it is boring to me.
Sure girls in lingerie are alright to look at, mainly if I am the one in the room with them, but seeing some useless whore who I know has no issues prostituting herself doing this candy-coated shit when I know she has the skills to really get the right level of attention attention but is obviously letting her place in the world and security in her show make her forget where she came from and just how wild she would get to get what she wanted…and I find taking the whore out of the whore very disappointing. She needs to step it the fuck up and get back to the core of who she is.
Posted in:Uncategorized
2009
13
Nov
Here’s everyone’s favorite Jew, and by everyone I don’t mean me, because I never got over how erotic Roseanne Barr was and for some little 30 something year old twat from Canada to try to knock Roseanne off her hottest Jewish celebrity title I gave her in my sexual fantasies, it makes me mad.
This Moroccan needs to get her ass in Ed Hardy at the club poppin’ bottles of “Goose” with her other cheesy Moroccan friends dancing cheesy electronic music like Bob Sinclair or David Guetta or whoever the fuck else these idiots go crazy over, BRO, cuz Moroccan’s only stick together but I only say that because I’ve always been into the Eastern European variety of Jews and if I had to have a Jewish Buffet, I’d save the Moroccan’s for the camels I had parked out back, if you know what I mean….
The only regret I have in all this is that didn’t abduct this bitch back when she was living in Montreal at the age of 2. That was my chance, you know my opportunity and I totally missed it.
This movie is called Taking Chances. I never heard of it but then again the only movies I watch are Romantic Comedies staring Jennifer Aniston because I like the irony, not that I know what irony means….
And here’s some shitty sex scene…
Posted in:Canadian|Emanuelle Chriqui|Jew
2009
12
Nov
A friend of mine hired a craigslist prostitute last night. He figured she worked for herself so no pimps would be involved and there would be room for negotiation. So she started up at 150 dollars for the hour, full service with pretty much no restrictions other than wearing a condom during sex and he talked her down to 50 dollars. I told him that anyone so desperate for cash, who would be willing to fuck you every and any way, with condomless blowjob for 50 dollars is probably someone you should avoid. Even street whores are more expensive than that and they don’t even have homes, are addicts, not “students” trying to pay tuition.
Either way, she showed up, he banged her, gave her the 50 dollars. She went to the bathroom, shit all over the fucking place, some of the most rancid, dying on the inside, coming off crack or heroin shit you can imagine, but at least she got the right room, and stole 500 dollars worth of shit from his watch to other shit he had lying around…
So let that be a life lesson to all of us. If the whore is too cheap. Shit’s probably gonna leave you beat up, with AIDS, robbed or with a bathroom covered in shit, so it’s worth it to just fuck a fat chick you meet in a bar.
Here are my stepLINKS
Since I Know You’re a Virgin Who is Obsessed With Megan Fox
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Mike Tyson Fucked Up Again…
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Because Your Dick Isn’t Going to Jerk Itself Off, Is It
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Classic Titles Made Sarcastic With Quotation Marks
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The 10 Hottest Girls In Country Music
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Only British TV Would Be Stupid Enough To Have a Michael Jackson Seance
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Monica Cruz > Scar Jo
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Sexual Harassment – A Comedy
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Let’s Laugh At Jersey Fist Pumpers – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Hilarious Pictures of Jesus
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Striptease of the Day – 3 for 1
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Seeing Before and After Lohan Shots Really Puts Things in Perspective
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Rihanna is Out and About and Lookin’ Mighty Fine
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Megan Fox is Having a Cry Cause She doesn’t Like The Way the World Views Her
(All Together Now: AWHHHHHHHHH)
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Mariah Carey is Gettin’ Her Drink On!
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Jon Gosselin Just Keeps Fucking Up and It’s Amazing. Apparently There’s a Sex Tape…
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Liv Tyler Gallery
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Melisa is Getting Dirty in the Swamp
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I’m No Mechanic, But Something Tells Me Salt Water is No Good For You Car – VIDEO
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Jessica is Naked in the Comfort of Her Own Home
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Sandy Summer is Nude
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And This is What It Looks like When You Get Mauled By a Chimp
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells topless
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Eva, Lindsey, Kitty, Emilly and Peta
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Nicole is Oh So Sexy
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What Sophie Monk is Doing at a Sexiest People Magazine Party is Beyond Me
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Party Girls Making Out With Each Other
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Masha and Oksana Get It On
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Gisele is the One
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Khloe Kardashian is Spending Her Husbands Money Like a Good Wife
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These Are the Christian Days of Lives
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Donkey Edition
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By The Beach and Nearly Naked
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Some Aubrey O’Day Skankiness
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WOW! Check Out These Photos of Christina Ricci
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Kourtney Kardashian is Looking Alright While Pregnant
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Apparently Adrian Curry Got Fat
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HERE’S A PUSSY SO PRETTY, I’D LICK IT EVEN IF IT STINKS, WHICH IT PROBABLY DOES
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
12
Nov
I like to hate on Mel B for looking more and more like a man and less and less like the girl in the Spice Girls’ first video with rocking hard nipples, but at the same time, most middle-aged unemployed cunts I know just get fat as fuck and far more disgusting that Mel B who I guess puts some effort in, despite how often she falls short of being hot….and really who the fuck cares, because the real issue at hand is the fact that I am wasting my time writing about this bitch, seriously, why the fuck am I writing about a Spice Girl. It’s not like this is my job, I fucking chose to do this post, and I hate myself for it…seriously…I need to get a job.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Legs|Mel B|Scary Spice
2009
12
Nov
I am only posting these because I like standing at the bottom of stairs where girls who are dressed trendy in little skirts walk down because a good percentage of the time, you see pussy or at least pussy in panty and shit is almost exciting, even if the pussy or panty covered pussy you see belongs to a fat chick.
I am not posting this because I am a fan of Lauren Conrad or anything MTV and The Hills gave birth to, if anything I wish they got a fucking abortion when pregnant with these ideas, but I can’t control these things, I can just look at this pictures and dream about how these should have ended better, kinda like how I dream Audrina’s career ends better than it started, you know face down in a gutter.
Bonus that’s not really a bonus pictures of Lo Bosworth’s fat lets….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Lauren Conrad|Legs|Lo Bosworth
2009
12
Nov
These pictures remind me of when I was doing security for a friend of mine at some highschool dance and I insisted on frisking every single girl who walked by, until the staff realized that I wasn’t actually doing security for the dance and that I just thought I was because I was on some speed binge that ended weird, but at least I got to grab at some hot young titties, unlike Mariah Carey’s security who is unfortunately for him grabbin’ at her and she’s loving every second of it because bitches like this crave male attention, proven in the cleavage she decided to show off to distract from her gut…
Pics via INF
Posted in:Uncategorized
2009
12
Nov
When I saw pictures of this chick, I assumed she was the new wife to Shauna Sand’s ex husband Lorenzo Lamas and I was going to make a joke about how fucked Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be, like shit is a fucking social experiment to see how wholesome a girl can become when raised by two fucking whores, but after a quick google search, my questions were answered, because it turns out this bitch is only 24 and is the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas, meaning she was raised by Shauna Sand as her stepmother and it all makes so much fuckin’ sense to me. She’s how wholesome a Shauna Sand kid becomes and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny to me.
Yes, I talk about Shauna Sand too much. It’s an unhealthy obsession….
Pics via INF
Posted in:Shauna Sand|Shayne Lamas|Stepdaughter
2009
12
Nov
Shauna Sand is a perfect example of a woman who jumped the gun and altered as much as she could about herself because in the mid to late 90s media made bitches think this was hot, but she didn’t research how badly plastic surgery ages and weathers before getting the shit done. It was one of those living in the moment situations that may have lead to her “success” but it meant sacrificing her face and as tight a body she keeps with her drug addiction I assume she has and her eating disorders I assume she has, she still has the sickest fucking vagina out there and and face that is pretty much equally mangled to match….
Here are pictures of her in a see thru shirt, which I guess isn’t that big of a deal considering we’ve all seen her really fucking weird look dead vagina get fucked by a frenchman in that Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape but it’s still better than a bitch with stupid fake tits not wearing a see thru top, because nipples that have been cut off and re-attached on a regular basis is like porn to some people.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:See Thru|Shauna Sand|Shirt
2009
12
Nov
Katie Price is looking a little rugged. If you are the kind of dude who finds this kind of chick hot and worth jerking off to, even for nostalgic reasons because you used to love her when she first hit the scene, you not only have absolutely no taste but you are probably a homosexual in some conservative home or community that isn’t open to homosexuality, because seriously, I have seen men dressed like women who looked like they weren’t trying as hard as her to look like a chic and even looked like a more convincing woman that she does and I just don’t get it at all, not that my approval is needed to make her more money than she already scammed cuz the world is clearly filled by closet cases over compensating for their insecurity by flocking to the biggest tits they can find….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Katie Price|Trashy
