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2009

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the entire day with some single, 35 year old woman who I could tell was dying for cock at the dive bar that I was at. It’s like at a certain age some hormone kicks in and bitches just don’t get selective about the dick they take in, they just want to take it in. It’s like their uterus screams at them to fill its walls with semen and although it is funny to watch, especially when the obviously unattractive chick is trying to be sexy, whether with her dance or the way she drinks her drink or sucks her lollipop, and it’s also rewarding when you cum all over their faces, not that I did, because I can’t get it up, but I promise you that I seriously tried.

Here are my stepLINKS…..


This Video of Katie Price on Chelsea Handler is Amazing For So Many Reasons
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Because I’m Sure Your Week Was As Pathetic and Depressing As Mine Was
Actually, Yours Was Probably Worse
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So That One Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Has Multiplied Into Eight.
This Shit is Gonna Leak Sooner or Later, Mark My Words
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Shakira’s Sexiest Pics
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Top 50 Worst Videogame Voice Acting
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Anna Friel Panty Upskirt
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I Can’t Decide If I Would Bang Renee Zellweger
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SOMEBODY BUY ME A SMART MOP RIGHT NOW!!
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Abigail Clancy is Making the Fuck Me Eyes
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Say Hello to Pania Rose
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Striptease of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – You’re Under Arrest
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Janice Dickinson Is Over The Hill And I Can’t Imagine What Her Vagina Looks Like
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I’ll Give Emily Rossum Something to Suck On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Halle Berry Is Amazing, Even If It Means Sitting Through a Bit of Tyra Banks
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Marisa Miller Cosmo Shoot 2009
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Bridget is in Fishnets
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Pole Dance Wedding Fail
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Girl Treats Her Pussy to a Little Fisting Action
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Yeah So Maybe Calling 911 and Dirty Talking the Operator Isn’t The Best Idea?
(SERIOUSLY, DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED)
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Lucia is Oh So Busty
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Cléo Pires and Juliana Pae for Arezzo
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Melissa Lauren Has Some Alone Time
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Olga Pavlova Provides Some Excellent Eye Candy
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Mischa Barton is Topless/Covered
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love the Girl on Girl Action
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Krissy’s Body is a Work Of Art. FACT.
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That’s Right Kim, Put It In Your Mouth
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Lucky Lesbians Kina Kai and Camryn Kliss
(Say That 5 Times Fast)
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Sunny Leone Loses Her ingerie
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Obviously These Ladies Like to Show They Love Their Country
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Some Body Paint Babes
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Peaches and Ivette Are the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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American Curves Seems Like My Type of Magazine
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Some Wasted Chick Pisses Her Dress, The Rips It Off
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That Aquarium Looks Like It Needs Some Water
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Celebrities Doing Drugs! A Video Collection
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A Guy Can Dream, Can’t He?
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Romanian Lady Goes Crazy on Live TV
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Kelly Osbourne Looks Like a Doll I’d Like to Fuck
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CHECK THIS OUT! ONE OF JENNA JAMESON’S EARLIEST PORN PHOTO SHOOTS … FUCK, SHE WAS SO HOT!
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WWE DIVA ASHLEY MASSARO IN THE NUDE
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2009

13

Nov

Christina Ricci is Gonna Be Naked in her New Movie of the Day

Christina Ricci is in a new movie called After.Life and she is naked in it.

She doesn’t show bush in it and not because she’s a modern girl in today’s society where bush doesn’t exist, at least not with any girl I talk to except dirty hoodrat hipsters who I assume have very vile smelling sex sessions, but because her pussy is angled away fromt he camera every nude scene, but apparently you do see a whole lot of ass and a whole lot of her plastic surgery anchor scarred tits and I wish she took some of that and channeled it into these pictures of her walking down the street, because these are some heavily fucking boring boring pictures of her….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Afterlife|Christina Ricci|Movie|Nude

2009

13

Nov

Michelle Trachtenberg and Her See Thru Sleeve of the Day

Remember Michelle Trachtendberg, well it turns out she’s a whore. Milking the whole see thru clothes trend for attention only taking it to the next fucking level…by wearing see thru sleeves….what won’t girls do to get noticed these days…the whole fucking thing is seriously out of fucking hand. Next thing you know they’ll be wearing see thru pantyhose under their dresses and skirts….it is a crazy world we live in and Michelle Trachtenberg just makes it official….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg|See Thru

2009

13

Nov

Kristen Stewart Is Really Not Hot of the Day

What type of lesson is this going to give all the teenage girls who masturbate to this Twilight bullshit….is it that ugly girls get noticed? Or that ugly girls have equal opportunities as hot girls? What ever happened to casting hot chicks who make the ugly chicks insecure and develop eating disoriders in aspiring to be like their idol, instead of feeding them this Kristen Stewart shit that looks like they took fucking retard out of the retard home because she fit into the budget and didn’t complain too much as long as you fed her Jello or some shit.

This really makes me mad….it is fucking the natural balance of negative media influence on the public, something that’s been controlling populations forever, making corporations and governments rich as fuck forever, while keeping us these drones that do what they tell us because we don’t feel good enough about ourselves on our own, and in the past when it means a fat chick goes skinny and hot by not eating, it can’t be a bad thing….

On a side note, I guess I’ve officially added to Twilight hype, something I can’t fucking stand about, so now I have no choice but to hate myself for doing this.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Retard|Ugly

2009

13

Nov

Britney Spears – Sex Offender of the Day

Britney Spears takes a picture of a kid feeling her up with his hand on her tit and people call her a mother caring for her kid. I take a picture of a kid’s hand on my cock and I’m a fucking threat to society, arrested and locked up for years only to get killed by the rapists and murderers who hate the freaks who diddle with little kids.

Not that I take pics of kid’s hands on my cock, I was just using it as an example of how life is unfair because celebrities get away with murder, but my neighbor or elementary school teacher who used to take us to swim lessons on Wednesdays and would change fully arounsed in front of us can’t even get away with molesting little boys.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think anyone should get away with molesting little boys and the whole thing makes me mad and disgusted too, but the whole double standard we have for celebs makes me mad too.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tit

2009

13

Nov

Nicky Hilton Does the Paris of the Day

Paris Hilton’s really boring sister decided to slut it up in a pretty tight dress and midget escort because I guess she’s finally broke out of her shell now that no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore, and is going to do the Paris Hustle with her own twist and the whole thing is a few years too late, but as long as she makes blowjob simulation faces, I’m here to post the shit because I got nothing better to do and I figured the world’s been pretty shitty to her, because the whole real big inheritance came at a real huge cost I’m not sure I could have handled and that was being second in line to big sister Paris, an extremely demanding and annoying experience because Paris seems like that kind of uptight, useless cunt who bugs on everyone she knows, cuz she only cares about her cunt self….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Nicky Hilton|Whore

2009

13

Nov

Miley Cyrus in a Shitty See Thru for the Perverts of the Day

I love when I see grown American men go crazy over Miley Cyrus because she isn’t hot at all. Seriously, she’s got no sex appeal and I can’t even see anything about her I find hot or even remotely attractive which is saying a lot because I would fuck rotting meat if it was defrosted.

See, I live in a place where 14 was legal for the longest time and may still be. So teenage vagina wasn’t taboo or wrong to look at and want or even touch, lick or fuck. If anything, the French Canadian Catholic Church encouraged us to get married to 14 year olds and make as many kids as possible to man our farms before everyone got uptight about the shit and decided that even though they have their periods and can have kids according to their body function and nature they shouldn’t….

So here are boring pics of Miley for you and not for me and you can pretend this is a hot see-thru if you really want cuz I see tank top straps your creepy ass can pretend it is a bra.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|See Thru

2009

13

Nov

Samantha Ronson’s Got New Pussy of the Day

It looks like Samantha Ronson grew out her beard, put on her trademark hat and made an official public appearance with her new pussy now that Lohan and her are rumored to not be together anymore. I think it’s nice to see her coming out of her shell by not hiding her hormone therapy and really coming to terms with her and her ambiguous sexuality because in her case it really is a genetic thing because she is a twin and if you’ve seen pictures of her mother you’d be surprised her uterus was sober enough to get the right amount nutrients and growth hormones to not give birth to a pile of muddy flesh.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Pussy|Samantha Ronson

2009

13

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Lookin Affordable at an Event of the Day

There was a time when Lohan was untouchable. She was at the top of her shit and the idea of being in the same room as her was pretty much fantasy because when a bitch is at the top of their shit, they assume they are too good for everyday people, so it’s nice to see her fall from her peak and struggle to stay relevant, by attending events and getting plastic surgery and shit in hopes it’ll make a difference, because in her superficial world, I guess it does because a girl who was once only fucking every single celebrity or rocker, is almost at the point of being someone you can throw a couple hundred dollars at and she’ll do whatever you need, we just need a few more rejected movie roles, a few more horrible reviews on her fashion career and a few more bad investments, and bitch will be ours to share. The whole thing is exhilerating, as I’ve been a Lohan fan since the beginning….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Trashy|Whore

2009

13

Nov

Bridget Marquardt’s Ass at Some Event of the Day

The whole Playboy thing is pretty tired and done as far as I’m concerned, so when I hear about girls who were in the magazine, or were paid “actors” to pretend to date Hugh Hefner for a semi-successful reality show, I just don’t even pay attention.

When I hear about celebrities getting nude for the shit, or even people I know submitting nudes to get in the magazine as a stepping stone to become the next Pam Anderson, I don’t even really acknowledge it.

The shit is dated and struggling to survive and pretty much a sinking fucking ship, the girls are fake and on some cliche “hot” tip that doesn’t turn me on, because I am not gay trying to validate my sexuality by the most plastic lookin pussy cuz I think that’s what straight people like, but I guess before they fully sink, they have a lot of fake tits to help keep them afloat a little longer, and here is a useless set of them.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Bridget Marquardt|Tight Dress