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2009

23

Oct

Mel B Brought Her Tits to Some Movie Premiere of the Day

I don’t know what kind of movie this Dead Man Running is, but I do know that the premiere seemed to be a who’s who in nobodies, it was like the paparazzi thought a 50 cent movie may bring out someone of substance, someone who would give them a bit of a story, but were instead stuck taking pics of people they didn’t have any idea who they were or what they did.

They were probably talking amongst themselves thru their thick paparrazzi immigrant accents, saying shit like “I think the one with the tits was a Spice Girl” or some shit and I don’t really know since I wasn’t invited and since I don’t speak paparazzi, but I can tell you this, the movie Dead Man Running will not be winning any Oscars this year, so maybe Mel B’s fake tits are the only prize it will get…which is a pretty shitty prize….but good enough for this site….

Here are a couple other pieces of trash who helped make the Dead Man Running Premiere all the more classy….

Lisa Maffia

Jo-Emma Larvin

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Lisa Maffia|Mel B|Tits

2009

23

Oct

Sophie Monk Working Out Her Sloppy Body in Tights of the Day

Sophie Monk was working out in as little clothes possible for shit to not fully scream a publicity stunt, until she decided to do what any bottom feeding attention whore would do and call the paparazzi to come and snap off some pics of her, because I guess she’s been working out or at least staying fit since her body is really all she has to offer and she figures if the paparazzi send out the pics, maybe people will post them and maybe producers who already know and ignore the fact she exists, will change their tune on her and give her work, despite her having no talent.

I guess the only thing we can learn from Sophie Monk and her hanging on to whatever she has as hard as she can is that delusions can take us across the world and into the bed of random popstars and in turn into a household name, cuz let’s face it, she’s only a somebody cuz of that pussy her pants are so gently squeezing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leggings|Pants|Sophie Monk

2009

23

Oct

Audrina is a Piece of Shit Fake Punk of the Day

Where I am from a whole lot of french trash street kids are obsessed with punk rock. They do the whole squeegee punk bullshit where they don’t wash, wear old band shirts, have stupid dyed hair, bullet shell belts, cargo pants and high boots and piercings, and they are fucking obsessed with The Exploited.

When I used to go to punk shows, because they were cheap and we were encouraged to puke and piss on each other while high on random drugs, before we’d beat the fuck out of each other at night and smash chairs on each other, only to be best friends latter than night when we went back to squat in some random’s apartment and talk about how much we hate the government and love anarchy, I fucked one of these Old School French punk chicks.

She had half her head shaved, the other half of her head tattooed, she dressed in dirty clothes and a leather jacket with a fucking Exploited patch on the sleeve, was missing a tooth and loved smoking but was really sweet and almost sexy despite me hating girls who live on the street and who smell and look like dirty pieces of shit.

She invited me back to her apartment, that turned out to be one room shit hole filled with 15 other dirty people who were passed out, the place stank, but not enough to ruin our moment. We made love under the plastic sheet she must have stole from a constructions site, our bodies against each other, running my hand thru her full pubic hair because I guess punk’s don’t believe in shaving, and fucked the shit out of her, unfortunately she was a fucking psycho who bit me and punched me and scratched the fuck out of my back, she fucked so hard it pretty much ripped my fucking dick off and worst of all, she was on her fucking period and when I was done, and our moment had faded, I was forced to leave covered in blood because they had no running water for me to use to wash up cuz running water isn’t punk.

Here is Audrina being the short legged, Urban Outfitters, Hollywood well-put together version of that punk chick I once loved before she destroyed me, and the whole thing may scream try hard bitch moochin’ off a scene no one should want to mooch off of, but unfortunately shit brought back memories of a better time that otherwise I would have forgotten cuz it was a long time ago, and for that, I guess I need to thank her….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Punk

2009

23

Oct

Lohan Takes Her Hot Tits Shopping of the Day

Lohan may look like a corpse or at least like something about to be a corpse thanks to her hard living but at least she’s the kind of corpse you don’t have to be a necrophiliac would like to stick his dick in, because let’s face it, she’s still got her tits, and even though I am not that much of a tit guy, I can still appreciate that people can take away her career, her status as a celebrity, her attempt at fashion design, but they cna’t take away her tits, so she’ll not only have a back up career plan if needed, but as long as she’s still got her tits, she’s got a fan in me no matter how rotton she smells.

Here she is shopping.

Pics via INFphoto
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Tits

2009

23

Oct

Lily Allen Performs Without Pants of the Day

Lily Allen followed the lead of all the other popstars she isn’t as famous, talented or successful as and showed up to her performance with no pants on. I don’t know how I think about it, because fat chicks in one piece bathing suits aren’t really something I like to celebrate, it’s kinda the thing that pisses me off the most when I hit up the public pool, thinking I’ll be greeted by hot bikini clad bitches handing me luxurious cocktails, but that never happens, cuz the public pool attract poverty and the elderly, but I guess if you’re at a Lily Allen concert, you’re life’s already at a whole new low and seeing a fat bitch in a bathing suit is probably the least of your worries….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lily Allen|One Piece|Performs

2009

23

Oct

Paris Hilton and Her Useless Tits of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton and I vowed to never post about her again, but I never do what I set my mind to, I actually think I am one of the more inconsistent people I know, but then again I don’t know all that many people, so when she brought out her tits in a push up bra everything I had set my mind to went out the fucking window and here are those miserable pics of this nasty looking whore and they unfortunately remind me that I hate myself and have no self control…

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Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Paris Hilton|Tits

2009

23

Oct

Miranda Kerr Old Topless Pic of the DAy

I was just talking to someone about how some girls get naked and it advances their career, while other girls get naked and can’t get into school or land jobs and are forced to be lowlife strippers, prostitutes, pornstars or whores and I guess Miranda Kerr proves that if you’re going to go out and get naked pics of yourself taken, make sure they are in black and white, cuz that way you can pretend they are artistic and not just a bitch whoring out for attention…Here is that pic….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Topless

2009

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up from a four hour nap. I think I am unhealthy but that’s not the bad news. The bad news is that I won’t be having an orgy tonight. I won’t be in a hot tub with a bunch of women, not even a bunch of ugly women, not ever 2 ugly women. But I am hoping to drink enough so that cold, hard, boring truth doesn’t bother me as much as this picture does right now and while I do that, here are some links to entertain yourself with.

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

That Giant Bottle of Moet Isn’t Distracting from ScarJos Tits
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Lovin’ The Tits on Candace Rae
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ZOMG!!! KIDZ OF THE 90’S LUV TEH INTORWEBZ!!!
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Kardashian Sister Upskirts
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Seriously, Madonna is Getting Weirder Looking By the Day
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Maybe This Mexican Weather Slut is Some Distant Relative of Mine
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Because you Need a Helping Hand to Get You Through the Last
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How Awesome is Pulp Fiction With a LAUGH TRACK?!
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One Night Stand – VIDEO
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Winehouse’s Dad Loves Her New Tits as Much as We Do
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From the Desk of He-Man, Master of the Universe
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Stripfilm of the Day
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There May Be a David Letterman Sex Tape Floating Around
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Gerard Butler is Banging Jessica Simpson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Elizabeth Hurley is a Ferocious Cougar and I Love Her
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Taylor Momsen is Sluttin’ It Up
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Jana Just Loves Her Pussy
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THIS MONSTER SEAGULL WILL EAT YOUR FACE – VIDEO
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How To: Overdose on Drugs
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Roomate in the Shower
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Orgasm By Fucking Machine
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Lucy Liu is Pretty Much Naked!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Stephens is Just…Wow
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LADIES: In What Trimester Do You Stop Going to Night Clubs and Dressing Like a Hooker
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Some Big Brother UK Tits Are Falling All Over the Place
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Dasha is Busty and I Like It
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Brianna Lee is Taking It All Off
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Willa Holland Isn’t Jailbait Anymore, Let the Games Begin
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Some Ex Girlfriend Amateur Shots
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Evie is the Voluptuous Type
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Brianna Wants to Show You How She Can Shake That Ass
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Ice-Skating Bears Aren’t So Funny When They Attack You
(With Skating Bear Footage)
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SWEET! More African Pirates!
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What To Do on a Date – VIDEO
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Say What You Want, Cause He’s Got All The Bitches
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Some Aria Giovanni is Always Good
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Candice Michelle Looks Damn Good In A Bikini
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All the Members of the Rat Pack Had Bigger Penises Than You Do
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Sophie Monk is Surfing in a Bikini
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RACHEL IS A NUDE MODEL WHOSE BODY IS PERFECT, AND WHOSE FACE IS BEGGING FOR A CUP OF MY SPLUGE!
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A Month in an RV with Man Sized Rag Doll
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BONUS VIDEO – YOUNG AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIPPER IN PINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

22

Oct

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Mom Ass of the Day

Ashlee Simpson proves that you can bounce back after getting knocked up when you are under 25, with a bi-sexual weirdo who won’t fuck you ever again now that he’s reproduced once and got that job done and got what he wanted, allowing him to stick to sticking it to boys the way his weird bi-sexual ass likes.

I guess her faster metabolism plays a part in getting her body skinny enough to want to fuck, but I lik to think it is just a combination of not eating and working out, that stems from the insecurity that a woman gets when the man they marry won’t fuck them after having his baby,making her think she’s disgusting and not good enough and trying to be proactive about it instead of killing herself over it or realizing it is really it is all because he just likes dick better that a ravaged pussy he saw throw up a baby.

Either way, I like to think a skinny Ashlee Simpson is some of Pete Wentz’s best work yet.

pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Ass|Shopping

2009

22

Oct

Chelsy Davy Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I have posted pictures of Chelsy Davy in a Bikini and I’ve posted some hacked facebook pictures of Chelsy Davy Hacked Facebook Bikini and Fish Pics so I know a bit about her, like that she is a rich kid who dated one of the Prince’s in England, but who is no longer dating him….

So these are pictures of Chelsy Davy demonstrating that if you use your vagina to fuck yourself into Royalty because your rich family just isn’t high enough on the social ladder because Royalty is the top of the fucking charts, over the course of a couple of years before your plan fails and that Royal motherfucker moves onto fresher pussy…..the paparazzi care about who and what you do, where you go and how drunk or high you are…..because I guess they just can’t let go and move on as easily as the Prince can.

Here are those pics, not that I care or anything….I just don’t know what else to do with myself…

Pics via Fame and pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Chelsy Davy|Legs