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2009

13

Oct

Mel B Gets Hugged By a Dirty Lookin’ Friend of the Day

We’ve already established that Mel B must have been a whore to get to where she is because based on her face, but I didn’t realize she’d get it on with anyone who comes along. I guess she’s the kind of woman who uses her pussy to make her feel like she’s got value, like she’s got it going on, like people still want her, like the best is yet to come because accepting that the good times have come and gone is a depressing thought, and that would explain her illegitimate pregnancy, and probably why she’s got this homeless lookin’ thing latching onto her. I used to know a girl who was like Mel B, with low self esteem who would use her pussy to self destruct by fucking tons of dudes without condoms, eventually ending up with many fucking STDs and a drug addiction, because there comes a point where your loneliness and lack of self worth because you get the same jobs as Aubrey O’Day take whatever attention or affection you can get as your standards and hygiene go out the window….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hugged|Mel B|Stranger

2009

13

Oct

Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am a little slow on this shit, because let’s face it, 40 year old cunts in bikinis aren’t really what I live for, unless they end in 40 year old sex tapes. If anything I find it almost comical when I see a 40 year old in a bikini. Maybe it’s got something to do with being raised in the late 70s and 80s, a time when the one-piece rand shit, but I think it’s got more to do with 40 year old women having shitty bodies, except maybe when they are genetically altered like Naomi Campbell where she’s all legs, no fat and all attitude thanks to a career of modeling that left her with an ego, a billionaire finance and the whitest lookin’ teeth against her black as night skin, in which case, I shouldn’t complain and just post the pictures….and that’s what I am going to do because knowing I spent 4 minutes writing about Naomi Campbell depresses me.

Pics via INFphoto and Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell

2009

13

Oct

Susan Surandon’s Slut Named Eva Amurri Topless and Stripping of the Day

Susan Surandon’s daughter’s name is Eva Amurri and she inherited her mom’s amazing tits, not that I remember Susan Surandon’s tits being amazing, but I do know that she is known for being busty, at least that’s what the weird Rocky Horror Picture re-enactment actors who come out of the woodwork every halloween in every city I’ve been in, have told me.

This is a clip of her showing that shit off on Californication, and they are pretty fucking amazing. Unfortunately, they don’t save her from her shitty face, but they are good enough to ignore her face where the camera didn’t do it for us….

Posted in:Breasts|Californication|Eva Amurri|Stripping

2009

13

Oct

Leighton Meester’s New Shitty Music Career of the Day

I am going to start this off as saying that I am not a music producer, or a musical person. I don’t play instruments and I don’t makes songs, I can’t sing, although I do karaoke sometimes while drunk, where the song “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany is my song of choice because it is the only song I remember the words to, don’t ask why, cuz I don’t know, maybe I was a gay man in the 80s who died of aids before being reincarnated into a 20 year old Mexican drunk, so my opinion strictly comes from a very ignorant place called my personal tastes and not from some academy of arts acceptance board like I was in the movie Flashdance and Leighton Meester and her halfway house gutter pussy that slept its way to the top, instead of on the street corner like everyone thought she would, impressing us by re-inventing the fucking wheel and producing something good, but I do know that this is typical bullshit generic garbage that every other crossover trash has tried and listening to it annoys me but knowing gossip girl fans everywhere will buy it actually makes me mad. The only good from this is that they will follow her lead and make sex tapes to get ahead, cuz the world may have enough shitty pop, but will never have enough amateur sex tapes of girls who think they are hot enough to be naked on cam.


To Listen to The Song Follow This Link and Thank Ryan Seacrest for Being Such a Hot Man Pussy
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Posted in:Leighton Meester|Shitty Music Career

2009

13

Oct

Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape of the Day

I like to think a huge part of the reason I have a site is because of celebrity sex tapes. I’ve never thought they were legit, but there was a time when this shit was semi-embarrassing for a celebrity to have leaked, but that was in a way different era than we’re in today and those celebrities in question were sluts you’d expect to film themselves fuck, you know one step or one decision away from being an actual pornstars to begin with, so shit just ended up working for them, but I know that after they succeeded the copycats surfaced. You know the people who figure they can get a little money and get a little more buzz no matter how irrelevant they are or how off the radar they are. It’s pretty much the uncreative way to get noticed.

That said, Shauna Sand and her male prostitute lookin for fame boytoy leaked / staged/ got paid to do a sex tape and the trailer hit the internet. There’s no way this wasn’t just Vivid’s way to get some exposure for little money off a whore who will pretend to sue them, when really is behind the whole productions, I mean the professional photoshopped pics were pretty much a giveaway….

None of that will ever make Shauna Sand naked okay. It will always be a scary fuckin’ thing and I just hope Vivid knew this before brokering the deal, because seriously, the only people who can get off to this monster are morticians and necrophiliacs and people not scared of disgusting looking vagina…..

This Shauna Sand shit is seriously disturbing. It is not fucking human. I am shocked and disgusted but I have fucked worse, so I’ve got no choice but to post this disaster….even though she’s nothing but a desperate whore nobody riding off her d-list husband’s d-list fame and a shitty stint with playboy…and this is the bottom of the barrel, or what I like to call yet another thing for her kids to develop drug addictions out of shame latter in life over, despite already knowing their mom is a worthless whore and this kind of attempt to get noticed is expected…..


To Watch the Trailer – I Strongly Advise Against It….
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Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

Posted in:Sex Tape|Shauna Sand

2009

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

In all this thanksgiving drinking I have managed to find the time to post my stepLINKS. I know that may not seem like real commitment, but it fucking is, now click the links and fuck yourself.

I am thankful for you…..and by you I mean the girl in the black panties who was running around her apartment I was staring into a few minutes ago, you may not have been all that hot, but your ass was and the context of me peeping on you was, so that makes up for your broken down face, you hot little exhibitionist. Sit on my face.

Love,
Jesus
(no I haven’t figured out why I signed off on this post, considering the whole site is me writing to you, but I’m drunk, stop asking questions..)

Christina Hendrick’s Tits Gott Married, So Take One Last Look Boys
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – 7000 Calorie Macaroni Salad Edition
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Because You Girlfriend ‘Has a Headache’
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Coco’s Got Her Ass All Up on Her Twitter Account
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The Hot Girl Beer Diet
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GOT CHEESE?! – VIDEO
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25 of the Weirdest Coffins Ever
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Remember That World of Warcraft Insane Spazz Kid? Well Here He Is Again
**This Time With Drunk Father Action**
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Russle Brand is Claiming He is Gonna Tattoo His Cock
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Megan Fox is Still Fucking David Silver
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Ruth Firth is 100 Years Old and is Probably Going to Outlive Me – VIDEO
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The Star Trek Gag Reel is Way Better Than That Piece of Shit Movie
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Holly Madison Is Gonna Make You Love Octoberfest
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Jessica is at the Beach
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I Know Fuck All About Cars, But Even I Could Have Told You Infintis Aren’t All They Are Cracked Up to Be – VIDEO
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Amateurs Have a Go At Each Other
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French Maid Silvia
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My First Faceplant – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Her Giant Areolas Are Something to Look At
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Alice Goodwin Topless
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Kelsey’s Video Compilation
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Rock Air Guitar Hotties!
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Kelly Osbourne is Lookin Kind of Hot
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Jayden Cole is By the Pool
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Lisa Lipps 36DDD. Yes, You Read That Right
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Aria Giovanni is in Stocking
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Olga Kurylenko From James Bond is Hot, And You’ll Be Seeing a Lot More of Her
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It’s Bird!! It’s a Plane!!! Its….Underwear Man? – VIDEO
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The Legally Retarded Stripper
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$4,395 in rent a Month Will Get You a House Like Sam Ronson’s
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Spain’s Sexiest Discoveries (other than the Americas)
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Yeah, So the Michael Jackson Moonwalker Game From Years Ago? Kinda Weird…
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Kristen Stewart Bites Her Lower Lip A Lot
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KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS A TOTAL WHORE … AND THESE INSANELY SEXY PICS OF HER PARTYING IN VEGAS PROVE IT!
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This Bitch is Probably Dead, But You’d still Fuck Her
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Oct

Woman with 6 Nipples of the Day

A little known fact about me, mainly because no one cares to ask about little known facts about me, because no one cares about me, is that I have 3 nipples. I remember when I first noticed the shit growing up and I thought it was just a birthmark, until one day having a doctor tell me I had three nipples in a routine check-up when I was 14, making me insecure as shit about swimming classes and hanging at beaches, leading to me over-eating and drinking to numb the pain, until becoming too fat to notice a third nipple on provided I was topless, because people would be too amazed or disgusted seeing me topless and walking around with a gut like mine, until eventually I stopped finding the third nipple weird and stopped really caring…but then I saw this video, and this bitch and her 6 nipples is fucking disgusting, send her to the fuckin’ barn and milk her like the cow she is, because seeing this is horrible and unnatural.

Posted in:6 Nipples

2009

12

Oct

Pam Anderson Panty Flash at an Event Cuz She’s Trash of the Day

Maybe I am being a little too traditional in saying that Pam Anderson is a piece of trash for showing up to an event in a panty exposing dress. It’s not like I’m Emily Fucking Post and an expert on etiquette or class. It’s not like I don’t wish every bitch left the house with her vagina lips sticking out of various clothing items, it’s not like I wouldn’t try to suck this bitch’s Hep-C liver out of her fucking pussy.

This isn’t trash, this is a fucking icon, a glamorous leader and inspiration to girls everywhere to bleach their hair and dress cheap while showing off tit and filming videos of themselves fucking, so instead of being mean to this expired woman, I should be celebrating her life, her accomplishment and her free-spirit and only complain that showing panties is a sign of her getting soft, she’s the type of aging pussy you’d expect to see fisting herself on the red carpet like she fucking should be, because it is a skill that may seem easy but didn’t comes easy as it took years of training and aging and beating that fucking thing up to lose the right amount of elasticity to make it so seamless….

Here she is not nearly naked enough as she should be, but maybe she’s waiting until halloween to scare the kids proper with that shit.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Panties|Trash

2009

12

Oct

New Michael Jackson Song of the Day

If you’re wondering why Michael Jackson has a new song after motherfucker died, it’s because he’s not dead. He’s just smart business and knows that if he died, he’d be remembered as the superstar he once was, and not as the child molesting weirdo he became. He sold more albums in decades after death, brought new interest to his brand, got out of debt and got out of a concert he didn’t want to do all while being left the fuck alone in the middle east, where he goes out dressed like an arab wife, covered head to fucking toe, living a normal life all while distracting the world from the corrupt Iranian election. Seriously, nothing in entertainment is what you think it is. There’s too much money involved for it to be what it appears to be.

Posted in:Michael Jackson

2009

12

Oct

Reality Show Contestant Pops Her Implant

Here’s some ridiculous clip from what looks like a really shitty reality show mainly based on the quality of the contestants, where one of the girls falls off a rope into the water and thinks she burst her implant. Everyone else laughs at her, as they should, because sluts with implants deserve to at least one have a ruptured implant scare, as punishment for being such superficial, tacky sluts in the first place, but it turns out that she’s just a whining bitch and nothing really happened…I guess the video is ok to laugh at.

Posted in:Implant Pop|Reality Show