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2009

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been arguing with people for the last few days about whether the number of followers on twitter represents how relevant you are to the world. He has double the amount of followers than me. I don’t care who you are, I’d like to you all follow me on twitter, even if you aren’t using twitter because twitter is on some vain shit that assumes people care to read about the useless shit you do, it is strictly to shut the fucker up


FOLLOW ME

That said, it is a long weekend in Canada. I went out drinking last night. Saw some people I haven’t seen in years who got fat, I tried getting a girl who was bragging about how she used to role cigars with her tits to show me her tits but she would’t so the whole night was pretty much a fucking waste of time. I figure if you have skills, especially tit skills, you should exploit that shit.


Topless Bitch Covered in Mud
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The Older David Hasslehoff Gets The More I Feel Like We Have in Common
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Lily Allens Monthly Nipple Flash Came Early This Year
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Brooke Burke’s Got a Frontal Wedgie
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She’ll Help You Along The Way to Getting to Know Yourself a Bit Better
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Piano Stairs Makes Going Up and Down Stairs Better, Trust Me
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WHY WE SHOULD BLOW UP THE MOON!!!
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Alexa Chung Panty Upskirt
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Okay This Ad For Ricola Cough Drops is Kind of Amazing
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Shep Smith Has a Bone to Pick With Krispy Kreme Cheeseburgers
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Pam Anderson is Getting Roucher By the Day
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It’s Drunken Argument Friday
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Stripfilm of the Day
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I’m No Homo, Bot Pink is Looking Kind of Hot in This Photoshoot
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The Only This Lindsay Lohan is a Genius At is Doing Enough Drugs to Incude Miscarriages to Avoid Having Abortions
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Bai Ling is Fucking Insane, As Usual
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously, Kate Gosselin is Such a Self Entitled Cunt and I Want to Kill Her
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Zoe Duchesne for Blush Lingerie
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Olympic Hotties: Who Would You Rather?
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When Hidden Camera Shows Fail
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Lesbians Have to Stay After Class
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Cindy is On the Stairs
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Gayness!?!? Wassup With That?
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TAYLOR WANE SHOWS OFF HER BIG TITS AND JUICY PUSSY
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Fatty on a Moped – VIDEO
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If Kate Beckinsale Wants to Choke Her Puppy, She Do as She Damn Well Pleases As Far As I’m Concerned
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Caprice Bourret Topless Calendar
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Chicks With Toys
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Pam Anderson Still Knows How to Take a Photo Though
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You Know Jane Krakowski From 30 Rock is Actually Kind of Hot
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Holly and Annabelle Get It On
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slash performs the national anthem at dodgers stadium – VIDEO
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You Can Lay There All Day Baby
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The 6 Sexiest SFW Girl-Next-Door Gallery Sites
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Jayden James Shows Off the Curves
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AHHHHHH Keeley Hazell
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Sexy Blonde Strips Down and Touches Herself
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Whose Are Bigger? Place You Bets
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Meridith Vierra is a Predatory Cougar
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Gayle is Voluptuous
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Some Nerd, Gamer Pumpkins For Halloween, Because You Are a Loswer Virgin and You Appreciate That Kind of Thing
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AN EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT OF PARIS HILTON BEING THE STUPIDEST CUNT IN THE WORLD … HILARIOUS SHIT BECAUSE SHE’S SUCH A DOUCHE!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Oct

Ginger Spice in a See Thru Dress for Attention of the Day

Ginger Spice was out trying to get attention because people still call her Ginger Spice over 10 years after dropping out of that Spice Girls shit, meaning she hasn’t done all that much since that Spice Girls shit and this time she wasn’t mocking women with breast cancer with her big ol’ tits, but she was wearing a see thru dress, which may be less cruel and less funny, but I guess it’s worth noticing, because there was a time when a bitch would go to a dance or party in a dress that was unintentionally see thru and freak out when you told her shit was see thru. I remember being in highschool and the black light at a dance made a chick’s white bra glow and she started crying, but I guess the older you get, the more comfortable you get with being a whore and the more acceptable flashing your body has become in hollywood in because of the attention it gets in an already noisy industry that is hard to stand out in, making this era a hell of a lot better in a lot of ways, mainly the fact that slutting out isn’t kept in the closet and secret anymore, so we all get to benefit from desperation. Good times….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|See Thru

2009

09

Oct

Lidsay Lohan Hides from the Paparazzi in Paris of the Day

Everyone hates Lohan now. Not only was she booed in Singapore, but she was also booed at Paris Fashion week for a line she released, and even her own dad is booing her by going to the media about her pill popping addiction. She’s old and tired looking and she’s dragging her teen sister in the gutter with her thanks to irresponsible parenting, but I still have a love for her that lies deep, but not deep enough to leave a permanent stain on my dick, just deep enough to feel her pain as her fame and relevance slips away because she’s not a cute little child star or bubbly, fresh faced teen actor anymore and the whole thing makes me wonder if she ever looks at pictures of herself, because she looks like fucking death….but more importantly, if things really get worse for her and she doesn’t kill herself first, not that things can really get worse, but being the nice guy I am, there’s always a bed to sleep in at my place, as long as she doesn’t mind soiled sheets, a 350 pound wife who takes up half the shit, the smell of fish and urine, which she will because she’s a delusional high maintenance snobby cunt like that, despite her bed having the same drawbacks…except for the 350 pound dying wife…since her wife is emaciated.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Paparazzi

2009

09

Oct

Jessica Alba in Stupid Shorts of the Day

There’s no better way to cover up your disgustingly ravaged body for an ill-advised decision you made on a whim while sitting alone in your bathroom with a mouthful of cum after giving your ex a break-up blowjob in order to get yourself pregnant with your because he was trying to break up with you so that he could move onto move onto the newer teen heartthrobs after your fame and sex appeal was past its prime and on the fuckin’ decline, than a pair of oversized shorts.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d be more than happy to try to rebuild her vagina with my dick, or spend the night kissing the scars on her pussy from the birth better, but these pictures remind me of an old man at the hardware store buying gardening supplies….and last time I checked, that didn’t make me cum but probably could if I really focused because I am weird…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Shorts

2009

09

Oct

Kristin Cavallari’s Legs Under the Table of the Day

I can honestly say that the only thing that this site really offers the world and by world I mean my 1 reader, is that we can satisfy some of our fantasies that would otherwise get us in trouble if we were to satisfy them in public.

You see whenever I go anywhere where a chick is sitting, I get busted trying to stare at them under the table. Whether it’s lookin’ at their legs from across the room, or if I get more daring and strategically drop shit near them so I can sneak a peak, or if I am hoping for a panty flash, I seem to always get busted. Making masturbating to it pretty criminal.

That’s not to say that Krisin Cavallari, who I like to call the Bottom Feeder bottom feeding on a Bottom Feeding show because she couldn’t go legit in her career and had to come crawling back to the shit, is hot. It’s just to say she’s in the right position, like if you were to fuck a girl you walk in on with her pants around her knees and her hands on her ankles begging for your dick in a public bathroom, not that that would ever happen, it was just an example to let you know, if she’s in position, we aren’t too picky, so here is Cavallari in the right position….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Legs

2009

09

Oct

Pink Trying to Be Sexy of the Day

I am not too sure what Cary Hart was thinking by casting his “chick” Pink to model his clothing line, but I am guessing it’s got something to do with him thinking she is the hottest thing in the world, considering he married her…twice. I guess he also figures that Pink is worth more to the brand than some no name hot chick, but I find the whole thing confusing, mainly because of their “Gender Bender” relationship, just look at Cary Hart’s hair, motherfucker looks like he’s on some emo bi-sexual kid you’d wake up to with your dick in his mouth after passing out at a party, while PInk’s muscles make her look like she’s got more testicles than my friend who started a backalley dog castrating clinic in his basement, and she’s wearing male underwear, not really convincing me that jerking off to this is ok, but then again, I’ve always hated girls who wear men’s underwear and when that whole thing became popular amongst the emo kids 10 years ago, I was pretty disappointed, but that’s got nothing to do with anything. Here are the pics of a couple 30 year olds pretending they are 15 in a shitty photoshoot..

Posted in:Ass|Pink|Sexy

2009

09

Oct

Haylie Duff Riding Bikes Not Cock of the Day

I am not sure why I am posting these pictures of Haylie Duff, but I can guarantee it is not because I want to fuck her, even if fucking her meant her falling in love with me and asking me to marry her pretty much immediately, because she’s the kind of girl guys just don’t go for, so that when she lands one, she gets hooked up, no matter who the motherfucker is, just as long as he’s willing to fuck her, leading to a life of family dinners with Hilary Duff, a celebrity you and Haylie can spend your nights plotting to exploit, because we know people only care about us because of her.

Unfortunately, Haylie didn’t realize that walking with her mom is a huge mistake if she’s looking for love because her mom is the evidence that marrying Haylie or Hilary Duff for that matter will end in disaster and by disaster I mean both bitches will balloon to some kind of disgusting monster and I don’t mean murder suicide or heartbreak.

Seriously, Haylie better not stop riding that bike, and if anything should hit up Hilary to join her, because both this sluts have genetics to fight against and from what I’ve seen, genetics always win.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Biking|Hayley Duff

2009

09

Oct

Chinese Woman Goes Nuts on a Black Woman on the Bus in San Francisco Chinatown of the Day

Here’s a funny video that is doing the rounds of a San Franciso bus ride where a Chinese woman and a black woman get into a full on fight over a seat, which reminds me how shitty public transit because people are all uptight because they are on public transit, forced to get cramped the fuck in and reflect on how shitty their life is that they can’t afford a fuckin car. There was a time I took public transit and I don’t remember much beefing, I just remember a much better time where I’d casually flash my cock to school girls, yes, I was that guy…..but I haven’t been on a bus in years, I just prefer not leaving my house.

Either way, the video is funny. I wonder if the Chinese woman got shot later that night…cuz this is a serious elderly race war…

TRANSLATION
Old Man#1(0:01 Beat that bitches ass.
Old Lady#1(0:02): Don’t hit her.
Chinese Lady: (0:09): This bitch got the nerve to yell at me for me asking her politely if i may sit down.
Chinese Lady in the Pink(0:23): Don’t let that bitch bully you.
Chinese Lady: (0.48): If that bitch didn’t want to let me sit down don’t mean she got to bitch at me.
Chinese Lady:(0:59): I didn’t yell at you bitch why you going off on me. If I don’t stand up for myself, she won’t get scared.
Old Man#2(1:26): Hit that bitch.
Old Man#3(1:33): Beat that bitch ass.
Old Lady#2(1:37): Don’t fight no more.
Chinese Lady:(1:44): Dare to fucking pick on chinese people?
Chinese Lady:(2:05): This bitch hogging the seat and I asked nicely if I may sit and that bitch kept hogging the seat. She has no heart, always bullying chinese people.
Old Man#2((1:59): Beat the fuck out of her!

Posted in:Black Woman|Bus FIght|Chinese Woman

2009

09

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Lesbian Kiss in VIdeo of the Day

I posted the screenshots and no I have the video of Hayden Panettiere kissing a chick on Heros. I am just posting it for anyone who got excited over the shit, because I knew when it came down to it, the video would be a total let down, not only is the girl doing the kissing ugly as fuck, but it’s not even feeding any lesbian fantasy, mainly cuz Hayden’s got a dick, but also because I’ve

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Lesbian Kiss.|Video

2009

09

Oct

Weird Fucking Story of a Man Addicted to Amputation of the Day

This story freaks me the fuck out….

Alex Mensaert, 39 is addicted to amputation and his wife Melissa doesn’t mind. Over a decade ago Alex was hit by a car and woke in hospital to find one of his legs had been amputated. Alex loved the feeling so much he spent the rest of his life seeking further operations. After persuading one surgeon to amputate his leg even higher he paid a backstreet doctor to amputate the other. Still not satisfied Alex then sought to loose his arm to the elbow. Unable to find a surgeon to remove the healthy limb Alex froze the arm in dry ice, injected it with silicone to numb the pain then hacked it off with a large kitchen knife. He is still hankering for further amputations but has decided to stop for fear of loosing his independence. His wife of one year Melissa, 33 loves Alex’s disabilities and says she will support him through more amputations if he chooses.

Here are some more videos of him and his wife….that I don’t understand at all……because she left him on December 19 on a plane, did she die? Did her family commit her because she’s obviously unstable to accept this kind of weirdness. I am fascinated by this story and I need to fuckin’ know…..

Ok now back to posting celebrity pussy….

Posted in:Alex Mensaert|Amputee