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2009

09

Oct

Coffin Maker Cofanifunebri has a Sexy Calendar of the Day

Here is some erotic morbid shit….a coffin company that decided to do some sexy calendar for industry people who I guess are in the coffin selling business, or for people in the coffin buying business, or who are just weird and think about death all the time.

They took some creepy vampire, gothic approach, which I guess is in style now, because vampires are everywhere, and they are trying to cash in on the shit, but I like to think it’s for people like you who will die virgins and the only time a girl would get naked for for you will be when your ghost haunts a gym locker room or some shit, unless you get a job at the funeral home, where you get first dibs on the dead pussy that makes it’s way in because rumor has it that even hot pussy dies sometimes….

I wanted to take this post somewhere darker and scarier for halloween, but I fucked up, it happens.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cofanifunebri|Coffins|Sexy Calendar

2009

09

Oct

PETA Protest Featuring Topless Chicks Bodypainted Like Lizards of the Day

I was talking about militant lesbians last night, about a better time when dykes were actually dykes. There were barely any of these college girls “experimenting” lipstick lesbians, or girls who were just trying to fit into that whole emo-bisexual trend. If you were a lesbian, you were angry, you hated dick and anything dick was attached to, you hated pollution and the greenhouse effect, you hated cruelty to animals and you did everything you could to fight it, like tying yourself to a tree, protesting outside office buildings and KFC, and joining shit like PETA where you’d get naked and show off you fat lesbian body that made you a lesbian in the first place because dudes never wanted to fuck you, making the whole thing a real dramatic experience that people had no choice but to remember because it was so traumatic.

I guess the good news is that PETA is still recruiting bitches who get naked, cuz naked chicks are always worth lookin at, even if they are ugly, since it’s better than lookin at non-naked chicks, and I figure if you can convince any girl, no matter how ugly she is, that a cause is worth stripping down for, you’ve done something right, seriously, I’ve been trying to get girls to get naked for my dick, which is a serious charity case and I’ve never been as successful as this PETA bullshit….

Either way, here are some pics of these lesbians body painted and protesting snake/lizard skin to start the day.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bodypaint|PETA|Protest|Topless

2009

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty fat from drinking, I mean it is also from sitting all day, eating shit and all that, but I like to single out drinking as the problem, because admitting you have a problem is halfway to accepting that problem and drinking until you forget that problem, or some shit. I guess what I am trying to say is that I am drunk and despite people hating that whole “I’m drunk” talk, I have nothing else to say, cuz I don’t remember the last 5 hours so fuck you for being so demanding. I think we should have a springbreak part, let’s organize it….
Here are some stepLINKS to click while I sleep off this hangover that’s already started……..

Fight on the Bus in Chinatown – VIDEO
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God Damn Mila Kunis is Hot
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Audrina Wants You to Know Her Girls….
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Because You Don’t Have a Girlfriend and If You Do, She Isn’t Nearly as Big a Whore As She Needs To Be
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Hottie Hall Of Fame: Nia Long
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The Problem With Live News is That This Doesn’t Happen Everyday
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Some Halloween Tips To Keep You Kids Safe!! – VIDEO
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India Reynolds is Topless
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Fountain Surfing – VIDEO
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Baby Jesus Is Getting A Brand New Manger, Thanks to Madonna
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The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan is Steadily Digging Her Own Hole of Fail
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Sometimes I Forget That Rachel McAdams is Kind of Hot
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Elisabetta May Be Off the Market Soon
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Jocelyn Wildenstein Gets Hotter Each Day That Goes By
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Nicole Kidman is Officiall a Wax Figure, Holy Fuck
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Olivia Wilde Gallery
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Aiden Takes It Off
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Accident with the Lambo – VIDEO
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Taylor Vixen Gallery
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Patra Nemcova Photoshoot
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Lexi Bell Has Got What You Need
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kim K is in FHM South Africa. Wait, What?
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Anna Paquin is Pale in Her Bikini and Not Very Attractive, But Here She is Anyways
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Some Amateur T and A
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Victoria is a Hot Secretary Type
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Kelly Bensimon, of The Real Housewives of New York City Bikini Shots
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Hot Little Lesbos
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Alexis Slaps Her Texas Ass
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Georgia Superfan Possessed by Satan Just in Time for the Big Game
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FUCK THE POLICE!!
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Some Artistical Illusions
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Mommy Where’s My Doll
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Cheerleader Aria Giovanni
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10 Videos Of Pornstar Julia Bond Trying To Get Famous On Youtube
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Matthew McConaughey is Better Than You in Everyway
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Kirstie Alley is Going to Die
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Check Out This Living Cartoon
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Here’s some Girl With a Grimey British Accent Playin the Guitar in a Weird as Fuck Kinda Way!
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JENNA JAMESON BACK WHEN SHE WAS THE HOTTEST PUSSY ON EARTH
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

Oct

Some Half Naked Models for Paris Fashion Week of the Day

I used to masturbate to some Fashion TV show. It was on every Sunday when I was dying hungover or still drunk on the only channel I got, so I guess I have a deep loving relationship with skinny bitches walking the runway showing off body parts because of all the good they have done for me all those years.
Sure, I had to really focus and train myself to get off to these really tall, almost scary lookin bitches, but after I got into the routine, it was all I really was into, making my wife and other chubby girls I could convince to fuck me seem like fucking pigs.
So fashion week was going down in Paris and I figured I’d throw up some pics of half naked tall skinny chicks, cuz it was porn to me when porn wasn’t readily available and it may be porn to you even when porn is available.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fashion Show|Half Naked Model

2009

08

Oct

Geri Halliwell Tits for Breast Cancer of the DAy

I usually hate theme parties. I get pissed off when I hear about 9 to 5ers organizing murder mystery shit, or when colleges organize pimp and ho shit, or pajama shit, or school girl and professor shit, or halloween shit, or Christmas shit, or pretty much any organized activity that brings out the idiots in huge numbers to dance around and laugh in unison like a bunch of cocksuckin’ drones drinking the fuckin’ Kool Aid….

But I’m totally into this breast themed events, even if it is for breast cancer because celebrating breasts is something I can appreciate, especially when Geri Halliwell is eager enough about the cause to take part in the shit literally, something that normally annoys me, except when that enthusiasm involves a bitch tastelessly showing off her fat tits for all the mastectomy cancer survivors at the event to look at and envy in hatred, because when you’re Geri Halliwell, a relatively useless nobody, you try to excel wherever you can, even if it means having the hottest tits in the room amongst all the cancer survivors. Bitch.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Breast Cancer|Geri Halliwell

2009

08

Oct

Sophie Reade Opens Some Store in Lingerie of the Day

Some UK Big Brother winner continued to exploit herself even more than she already has because I guess she hasn’t had enough of insignificant fame and if anything loves it, because here she is at some store opening wearing lingerie on the street, something not horrible in theory, despite the fact that bitch is a solid 40 lbs overweight, making me think this is more of a circus performance than something worth jerking off to, but what the fuck do I know, maybe people like this shit, but I like to think its got more to do with her being very affordable for a store looking for someone to draw some attention in financially strained times.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lingerie|Sophie Reade

2009

08

Oct

Jayde Nicole and Joe Francis Fight Video of the Day

Canadian piece of trash from a single parent home Jayde Nicole, also known for her work as Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, or the Vagina Brody Jenner has sex with, who I have had the exciting pleasure of standing next to once, but didn’t notice because she’s really nothing special to look at, if anything she’s just a short bitch with implants who dresses badly, but if I had noticed, I would have totally spat in her face or pissed on her, because she deserves to be treated like the gutter trash she is to scale down her fuckin’ ego….

That said, she’s suing Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild for $1 Million Dollars, because she’s a money grubber and because he did what her father would have done if she had one, and that’s pulled her fucking whore hair and punch her in the eye to keep her in line.

The video shows her pouring a shot on Joe Francis and him reacting like any normal person would react and that’s by pulling her hair like he not only exploits drunk vagina, but like he’s got a vagina of his own…

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Joe Francis|Video

2009

08

Oct

Shauna Sand Grocery Shops in Her Strippers Shoes With Her Kids of the Day

Here are some pictures of Shauna Sand grocery shopping in her stripper on her way to work or just got off work outfit. I know this first hand because I have spent many nights at 3 am drunk waiting by the back door of strip clubs trying to convince the girls to do a little overtime work on my dick, sometimes succeeding in my request, but most of the time just getting kicked by these plastic heeled weapons on their feet, or knocked down by their trashy fake designer purses or fake designer duffle bags that house their luxurious costumes they got at the sex shop and wore that night.

I guess this kind of outfit is expected from Shauna Sand, if anything she’s toned it down a lot as she slowly turns into some dried up living corpse and the only real surprise in all this is that she actually buys groceries, I just thought her diet consisted of chocolate flavored laxatives and cum.

Pics via INFphoto


Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

Posted in:Groceries|kids|Shauna Sand|Whore Shoes

2009

08

Oct

Kelly Bensimon in her Mesh Bikini of the Day

The fact that Kelly Killoren still goes by her ex-husband’s name, just goes to show you that she’s the kind of wallet fucking attention whore you’d expect her to be. You see, when a woman has her own identity, she doesn’t bother milking her successful fashion photographer ex-husband who was once married to Elle Macpherson by riding his name and cashing his alimony checks when not doing her gig on Real Housewives of New York and some bullshit fashion line she started or working out intensely enough to have turned her body into that of a man’s, despite how well hidden her cock is in her white bikini bottoms….
That said, she’s on the beach in some mesh bikini top, showing off her dark nipples and I’m not sure if liking this makes you gay or not, because this is obviously on some tranny shit.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Housewife|Kelly Bensimon|Mesh Bikini|Ripped

2009

08

Oct

Diana Ross’s Son is Banging Brody Jenner’s Ex of the Day

In life changing news you really need to know, Evan Ross, Diana Ross’ son is dating an underwear model named Cora Skinner who used to date Brody Jenner. I guess she’s into guys who live off their parents’ success, or maybe guys who live off their parents’ success like girls who have big tits but aren’t really actual underwear models.
She’s more like one of those bottom feeding sluts who moved to LA with a portfolio of pictures her friend in photography class took of her in her underwear. One of those self-proclaimed underwear models that landed some low level jobs that involved her in her underwear for companies who needed pics of a chick worth seeing in her underwear in her underwear, but couldn’t afford the high prices a real model would charge.

We have girls like this all over the city and they do the same thing as Cora by trying to sleep their way into becoming famous because getting naked didn’t work for them like it was supposed to. Despite the obvious fact that they are failures who just don’t have what it takes, but instead bottom feed, they still manage to walk around with their noses in the air like they are fuckin’ superstars and I seriously hate that snobby cunt behavior, especially when bitch isn’t clearly as hot as she thinks she is. Cunts….

The biggest joke in all this is that this nobody slut sells 8×10 pictures of herself . Who the fuck told her that was a good idea and if she came up with it herself, that is the high maintenance ego I was talking about, cuz she is a nobdoy but doesn’t realize she’s a nobody. If people are actually buying this shit, they deserve to be shot for being fucking an idiots and for encouraging this whore..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cora Skinner|Diana Ross|Evan Ross|Lingerie Model