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2009

15

Oct

Meghan McCain Uses Twitter Like She Was TIla Tequila of the Day

Meghan McCain used the internet the way it is meant to be used and that’s by taking “sexy” pics of your dyke self posing with your shitty book nobody cares about, in hopes that every media outlet picks up the story and draws interest to your book because riding your dad’s name and your mom’s beer money hasn’t worked enough for your liking….it’s a typical cry for attention that you see bottom feeders like Tila Tequila and Aubry O’Day hustle, it’s the basis of Paris Hilton’s career, and the whole thing is pretty fuckin’ obvious, ideally, I’d like to see her fisting her fat dyke pussy, but I guess that’s too much to ask, she’s got an image to maintain.

On the positive side of things, she has threatened to stop using twitter, but we all know if you really want to stop using twitter, you just stop using it, and you don’t threaten to stop using it, like a suicidal person calling a suicide hotline, who never actually wanted to kill himself, but wanted to talk to someone since all his friends dropped his whining ass.

Point of the story is that even with the tits, twitter fucking sucks and there’s no fucking point to it and all of us are just making some clowns with a relatively useless idea rich before everyone realizes that the website fucking sucks and there’s no point to using it.

Posted in:Meghan McCain|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Pam Anderson Pregnant on the Runway in her Baywatch Bathing Suit of the Day

I know Pam Anderson is too old to be on the runway, but she’s doing it for her gay friends at Heatherette, She brought out her fake tits in red Baywatch bathing suit that you all jerked off to at least once and she strapped herself in caution tape because not only is her hep pussy a crime scene where part of many and I mean many men once died, but the rest of her looks like a crime scene. The only exciting thing is that she looks like she may be pregnant, or probably just middle-aged, and growing herself a GUNT, so I guess the good times have come and gone for her as the sun sets on her lifeguard hut, but at least she’s goin’ out laughin’ at herself as we all laugh at her, because if anything she is really never been anything more than a cartoon character of a person who made a lot of money off pretty much being a joke with tits…and I guess like the death of a fallen soldier, we should collectively shoot our loads to this picture as a final salute to a woman who has given us so much….so start now.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Pam Anderson

2009

15

Oct

Nicolas Cage Owned a Fucking Castle of the Day

At what point in time will people realize that this Hollywood bullshit is ripping us off. That it is such a big fucking industry thanks to us, that people like Nicolas Cage can afford to buy fucking castles.

Do you realize how ridiculous owning a castle of your own is? Well it’s a lot more ridiculous when the person owning their own castle is some star of shitty action movies. This is proof he gets paid far too fucking much and we only have ourselves to blame.

Nicolas Cage has contributed nothing to the world. All he has done is been in some seriously bullshit movies. He wasn’t even the one who wrote, produced or marketed those bullshit movies that movie and he can afford a fucking castle.

See I couldn’t be mad at his castle if he was a smart business man, or if he found the cure to cancer, or made great music or anything of substance, but all he did was remember his lines someone else told him to say.

It is beyond excessive and disgusting and the good news is that karma has jumped in to stop it and by karma I mean the IRS because the idiot wasn’t smart enough to stay on top of his taxes when he was making his huge money, and he was forced to sell the shit, because he’s not the “It” person he once was, but still has a privileged life he doesn’t deserve.

That said, stop supporting the movie business, stop buying DVDs, bootleg the shit because let’s face it we can kill an industry and prevent tragedies like Nicolas Cage or people equally useless as him owning castles from happening, because they only have money because we are all giving them our money and that makes us the real losers.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Castle|Nicolas Cage

2009

15

Oct

Fox Reality Channel Awards Brought Out the Trash of the Day

I guess reality TV is such a success because the USA is pretty fucking trashy. It is the nation of Nascar, WWF, Monster Truck and pretty much anything you can think of that involves dudes with long hair and stupid accents, big muscles and shitty tattoos in tank tops drinking pussy beer and rockin’ shitty tats of the Tazmanian devil, and their ugly bitches with teased bleached hair, shitty tit jobs and cheap revealing clothes they picked up at the sex store. It’s the reason fast food restaurants and donut shops work and I guess the reason reality TV works is because the average household income in the US is 50,000 dollars you poor, uneducated, bored lazy fucks.

Here is some of the garbage that showed up at some Reality Award events, people you helped make famous, all lookin’ pretty fucking disgusting. I posted their names, even though they don’t deserve to be named….
Adrianne Curry

Shayne Lamas

Cindy Margolis

Judy Tenuta

Gretchen Rossi

Megan Hauserman

Aubry Fisher

Gretchen Bonaduce

Kim Zolciak

Daisy dela Hoya

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Reality Awards|Reality TV

2009

15

Oct

LeeAnn Rimes and her Tits in a Tight Dress for Old Times of the Day

I don’t remember the late 90s or early 00’s, because I was really into my own shit, drinking, partying, fucking useless girls, working useless jobs and not giving a fuck but having the time of my fucking life and not really on top of pop culture because I had my own life to live badly, I didn’t need to fill my head with garbage and noise from other people’s lives, no matter how hot those other people were, because if I didn’t know them, they didn’t really affect my life and I didn’t care, if anything I was a lot like a normal satisfied person who I kind of miss, because I really hate myself when I have to tell people I have a gossip blog, and that I know who the cast of Highschool Musical are.
All that to say, when LeeAnn Rimes was at her peak, I don’t remember her. I don’t remember if she was considered hot or if people wanted to fuck her, but if she always looked like this, she must be a next level singer, because seriously, this is disgusting and if she isn’t a next level singer, I think her career was more of a joke, or novelty on some William Hung shit…..cuz seriously…she doesn’t look human.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:LeeAnn Rimes|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Jessica Stam Shows Off Her Back of the Day

Jessica Stam is a model from a farm in Canada that if I would have known about her before she got famous, I would have totally knocked on the family’s door late one rainy or snowy night complaining that my car had broken down up the road and that I needed to use a phone, where I would pretend their was no answer at the garage I was calling, leading to these people of god to offer me a place to stay in their guest room, because that’s just the kind of people farmers are, then when everyone was asleep, I would have totally snuck into her room and jerked off on her hair while she slept, because I’m not down with rape, but surprise cumshots are just funny, then I’d head to bed and wake up to a nice pancake breakfast her mom made me before heading out on my way, but instead she dated DJ AM before he died, she’s made millions of dollars and she’s pretty alright lookin, and here is her back.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Back|Jessica Stam

2009

15

Oct

Naomi Watts is Almost a Dyke on a Bike of the Day

I don’t know if Naomi Watts is one of those sex icons, you know one of those celebrities everyone wants to fuck because I don’t remember her in movies and I am so desensitized doing this shit, I find all these celebrities ugly, mainly because they make too much money for what they do and because I see hotter pussy at my grocery store, but knowing dudes, at least 98 percent of you would fuck her if she asked you to fuck them, so why not post pictures of her in her “motorcycle” gear, since everyone under a helmet and in boots looks worth sticking it to, even that skinny guy on a bike you were driving behind in the tight jeans with the long hair flowing out of his helmet making you think he was a chick, until driving past him and forcing yourself to question your sexuality for a minute, before rationalizing the whole thing by blamin his long hair….

Here’s the manly bike she was riding with her boyfriend who is obviously some useless actor named Liev Schreiber…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Dyke|Naomi Watts

2009

15

Oct

Coco Gets Wet of the Day

Just when you thought that Coco’s nasty pussy was so weathered and dead that it couldn’t get a “rainstorm” in her panties on its own, she proved to us that natural lubricants aren’t always needed to get wet, something old ladies, menopausal women and girls who have sex with me have known for a long fuckin’ time, it just takes a little innovation and here is COCO avoiding the rain because she doesn’t want to melt, she also doesn’t want her whore hair to get wet or her whore make-up to run because showing the world the real Coco is not on her agenda, while being the most famous stripper-lookin’ girl in the world is.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Coco|Ice T

2009

15

Oct

Miranda Kerr and Her Skinny Model Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr showing off her legs in some hipster lookin’ mini skirt, I figure shit’s worth posting because I went to the trouble of uploading them and I’m really not sure why, making this one of the many lazy, useless posts on the site, because let’s face it, if you were me, you would have quit doing this bullshit years ago.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Miranda Kerr|Model

2009

15

Oct

Joanna Krupa Dancing Ass With Dancing Men of the Day

Here are some pictures of Joanna Krupa in an almost hot dress that I’ve had lying around the last couple of days. If you don’t remember her, she was some bottom feeder model and actor who some how managed to get on Dancing With The Stars, a show that normally goes after has-beens, but that her people went after for her, because it will be the single biggest thing in her career, I mean except the American cock she sucked when she was 5 and moved to America.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Joanna Krupa