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2009

29

Sep

Beyonce Humps the Air in Singapore for F1 of the Day

Singapore, the cleanest city in the world where you get arrested for spitting gum on the street, brought some American trash to perform for their F1 weekend, like Lohan and Ronson, Nicole Scherzinger and Beyonce. I try not to follow Beyonce’s career because I think she’s won the lottery already and refuse to contribute to that shit, fat chicks shouldn’t get this much love it is against natures way, but I do like the vantage point this person shot the video, and the fact that Beyonce humps the air in the midst of her fucking cheesy performance people seem to fucking love…

Here she is doing Single Ladies….

Lohan Bottom Feeding for Publicity for F1 Shooting some Promo videos…

Posted in:Beyonce|Hump

2009

29

Sep

Karina Smirnoff and Some New Boyfriend Showing Off Her Body of the Day

I am not posting these pictures because I care that Karina Smirnoff has a new boyfriend, or that I think it’s one of life’s biggest tragedies that I am not that boyfriend, because I’m not one of those people who gets that involved, you know the kind of guy who punched the wall when Aguilera got married when I had a bet running with someone for 1000 dollars that I’d fuck her before either of us die, I just don’t bother with these celebrity idiots since they don’t exist to me since I can’t grab their asses in bars when drunk, but I know someone out there is upset about this and that person watches Dancing with the Stars everyday, which also makes him a little homo or a little teenage girl or even a little bored middle age housewife along with the weirdo lonely loser he is, so who she fucks doesn’t matter, especially when she rose to the top as a mail order bride or girl in the international sex trade and I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Karina Smirnoff is showing off tit cuz a dancing body is not a body worth wasting.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|Karina Smirnoff|New Boyfriend

2009

29

Sep

Kate Beckinsale Brings the Donuts of the Day

< I have a fat wife. Like a real fucking fat wife and donuts played a large part in her obesity due to her donut obsession. Seriously, She would go out with friends at 10 at night, usually at the local Dunkin Donuts and I'd be out drunk and come home at 4 in the morning drunk and she would still not be home, so I'd walk to the 24 hour Dunkin Donuts and she'd be there on her fourteenth donut and fifth hot chocolate and I'd have to drag her home. It was like that period of time I would see her get fatter and fatter everyday, and after you see something pretty much murder someone's sex appeal, not that she was hot to begin with, you can never really look the same at the thing again, especially when I'm stuck married to the bitch with no sex appeal... So everytime I see donut shops or people eating the shit, I feel sick to my fucking stomach, but for sme reason when Kate Beckinsale does it, I get fucking hard, and getting hard to being with is a struggle for me, especially with the one thing I consider my enemy, which are donuts. That said, I am so fucking shocked by this girl and her body, I do not understand how she has a kid, cuz kids normally ravage a woman like donuts ravaged my wife, clearly she's from a super genetic code, or maybe she's just the God Mother and the kids parents died in a fiery car accident or somehting, cuz it's just not human for her to be this good. Not to suck up or anything....cuz that's really not my style....I can't help but appreciate her....don't judge.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Donuts|Kate Beckinsale

2009

29

Sep

Justine Bateman in her Support Hose of the Day

I guess Justine Bateman isn’t the fresh faced, young slut, we used to fantasize about on Family Ties back when Michael J. Fox wasn’t a living vibrator, because she’s wearing a pair of compression stocking to fight of her varicose veins, and there’s nothing hotter than a bitch who is fighting off varicose veins , except for the fact that they are usually in their 70s but relatively easy, cuz but the time they reach the point of wearing compression stockings they are pretty much at the point of taking anything they can get, because they know they don’t quite have it going on anymore, at least that’s what some old crazy dude who used to hang at the pantyhose rack at the pharmacy I worked at told me when I asked him why he was there 3 times a week for 3 hours at a time the second week I notcied him there.
But the good news is that Justine Bateman switches things up in a pair of shorts and clogs that lead me to believe she’s no longer a hollywood personality, but more of a swiss mountain man hearding sheep. Either way, I am friends with her on Facebook, or I was friends with her on facebook and that kind of love won’t let varicose veins, or baby baggage get in the way.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Justine Bateman|Legs|Shorts

2009

29

Sep

Latoya Jackson is Some Kind of Monster I Wanna Bang of the Day

There comes a point in every chronic masturbater’s life where porn just doesn’t work anymore. That’s when people turn to freakish shit, whether it is joining the boy scouts as a team leader to see little boys naked, or sitting on public transit all day waiting for the school girls to get out of class to expose themselves to them. Some guys go gay or bi to open up the possibilities in the bedroom, since their luck with girls never really counted as luck and was more disaster and figured dudes with AIDS would be less picky. Some guys explore trannies, while others do fat chicks and there’s really no science behind it. Just last week I was talking to a girl who masturbates to anime and another dude sent me a link to his sex doll shaped like an anime, and here is Latoya Jackson who hardly looks like an alien or cartoon, but I know at least one person out there would still fuck or at least jerk off to her fake tits.

On a side note, I have this theory that Michael Jackson was an alien, he did have a weird obsession with space and moons and moonwalking and he did end up lookin like some kind of monster who’s human disguise withered away so I guess it is only natural for his sister to age the same way. I also have a theory that Michael Jackson in collaboration with the middle east staged his own death to distract the public from the Iranian election, while solving his own problems like a tour he didn’t want to do, debt he couldn’t pay and selling more albums and movie tickets from generating a whole new level of interest in him, but who cares about what I think…just think about cumming on this Latoya face.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alien|Latoya Jackson|Monster

2009

29

Sep

Puerto Rican Day Parade 2009 of the Day

As Americans you have no excuse for living in whatever shitty small down you live in and not down in the Caribbean island that your people own, cuz shit seems like it is just the right amount of gutter that makes you feel like you are in the projects, but the climate to remind you that you are in some kind of paradise So here are the trashy Puerto Rican girls and their asses, the trashy Puerto Rican guys and their pit bulls, gangster clothes and pick up trucks, all celebrating being not quite American and it is hot.

Posted in:Gutter|Puerto Rico Day

2009

29

Sep

Sophie Monk’s Still Seducing Us in Her Little Black Dress of the Day

Sophie Monk is still crying for attention and I like it. It’s like my very own Katy Perry song only way more interesting to look at. I only woke up a few minutes ago, I have no stories for you just now, I just spent the last 20 minutes listening to my 58 year old, crazy immigrant coffee and sandwich man tell me about how he was up all night and didn’t have a chance to shower because he just figured out what the internet is and spent the night jerking off to gangbang porn. Not normally a conversation you wanna have before eating a sandwich he made you for free, but beggars can’t be choosers and it was a great sandwich in case you were wondering. A lot like Sophie Monk’s pussy, you know it has herpes thanks to Paris Hilton, but that’s not gonna stop you from smelling it’s aroma or tasting it’s lovely sauce…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Publicity Week|Sophie Monk

2009

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a Jewish holiday today, so everyone wish my one self hating Jewish reader a Happy Holiday. You can also try to telepathically communicate with all of Hollywood and wish them a happy Jewish holiday, because, maybe they will hear you and sweep you out of your shitty life and give you a new gig where everyone will be taking your pictures and asking for autographs like you were Annalynne McCord the one hit wonder. Or you could just drink yourself stupid, strip down naked and break into your neighbor’s apartment and surprise them with your pathetic boner because the fat bitch is frying fish right now and my whole house smells like rotting pussy, my favorite kind of pussy and I feel like she should celebrate this erection with me, unfortunately I’ll probably pass out before that magic moment.

Here are my stepLINKS, don’t pass out before clicking this magic.


Kate Beckinsale is All I Want in Life
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The New Nightmare of Elm Street Pretty Much Looks Like the Worst Movie Ever
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Brazilian Girls in Bikinis
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Sofia Vergara’s Sluttiest Pics
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Because There is No Fucking Way You Got Married This Weekend Anyways
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Tawny Kitaen Got Arrested for a DUI
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Hooters Slut Shows Off Her Skills
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The Olden Days Were Creepy as Fuck
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Lily Allen Pantyhose Upskirt Will Probably Make You Puke, But Here It Is Anyways
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How Elephant Shit Can Save Your Life!!!
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How Awesome Would It Be If Courtney Love and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Start Bangin’?
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Jessica Biel Looks So Gross Sometimes
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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Michael Douglas Looks Like He’s About 300 Years Old, But Catherine Zeta Jones is a Hot Piece
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I Know I May Regret Saying This, But Rumer Willis is Looking Kind of Hot Here
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Juliette Lewis is Completely Off the Deep End Insane and I Love It
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How About Some More Sophie Monk?
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Time to Step Your Game Up – VIDEO
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Let the Divorce Watch Begin!! I Give it 4 Months
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The 12 Sexiest Counties in Sport
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Webcame Cyber Sex Prank – VIDEO
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Big Titted Asian Squirter
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Bobbi Star and the Fucking Machine
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Tis the Season for Oktoberfest Sluts
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Fall in Love With Dani Woodword
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How Awesome Would It Be Watching Lohan on Celebrity Big Brother?
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Janet Jackson Topless Throwback
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A Naked Babe, a Toy and a Webcam
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Shailene Woodly is the Jailbait of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Give Each Other Rub Downs
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VIVA VIAGRA!
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Beyonce Hates Lindsay Lohan!! Amazing!!
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The North Carolina Education Lottery – VIDEO
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Party Time?!
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Some Sexy Ads You Will Want to Check Out
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10 Celebrities Sluts Whose Tits Are Way Too Big
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Camwhore with a Perfect Rack
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Of Course Japanese Infomercials Are Amazing
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NOW HERE’S A STORY THAT IS JUST AS GOOD AS A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA, A JAR OF LOTION, AND A NICE WARM TOWEL TO CLEAN YOU OFF!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Sep

Ashley TIsdale Brings the See Thru Shirt for her Ugly Watch of the Day

I have a thing I do called Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch because one day I decided I hated her for no reason other than the fact that she had an ugly face. I think it happened after she got the nosejob because I figure she probably had a new found ego even though her face was just as ugly as it was before. A lot like the bitch I knew with breast implants who went from being this mouse-like quiet girl in the corner, to a slut who flashed her tits and fucked every guy she could, all because she got fake tits. It’s this false confidence that encourages girls everywhere to get expensive plastic surgery and it becomes this never-ending cycle of making asshole doctors richer when all these girls need to do is post pics of their pussies, cuz when they get down like that, bitch doesn’t even need a fuckin face like the face-transplant chick, or a masked muslim girl to get male attention or acceptance and the last time I checked taking pussy pics was a lot less expensive than plastic surgery and a lot more rewarding…

Here are some pics of Tisdale at some event with a see thru shirt showing off what may be a bra that leads me to think she may have been better off if she opted for the breast implants instead of the new nose, but I guess she’s enough money and the rest of her life to make that happen, since we all know she’s a useless, superficial dog.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|See Thru

2009

28

Sep

Janet Jackson and her Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

For those of you who haven’t been able to jerk off to pictures of Michael Jackson like you used to, because he was porn to you, now that he’s dead or at least pretending he is dead because it makes you feel fucking awkward, here’s a safe alternative, in the form of his sister and her fat tits in a see thru shirt with a bra on, not that anyone who spent the last few years jerking off to pictures of Michael Jackson because he was porn to them really cares about feelin’ awkward or lookin’ for safe alternatives, because clearly anyone who does that is just not right.
Sure some of you are thinking that no one jerked off thinking of Michael Jackson or lookin at pics of Michael Jackson in the last 5 years,, but you’re giving the human species too much fucking credit, since I’ve discovered first hand that the most vile thing you can think of, at least one motherfucker out there has done it, I’m talking things that make cumming on print outs of MJ seem normal.

Here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bra|Janet Jackson|See Thru