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2009

18

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnant Tits of the Day

Here’s more proof that the Kardashian’s are breeding like the rodents they fuckin’ are, as a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian walks around showing off her fatty pregnant tits.

I can’t even imagine what kind of cunt this family is going to produce. From Auntie Kim showing the fuckin’ thing how to make a quick buck sucking dick on camera, to Auntie Khloe and Mommy Kourtney showering the fucking thing in all the baby Ed Hardy the little fucker could ever dream of, because you know, kids this cheesy are born crying for over priced, loud, obnoxious t-shirts that will help them fit in with the Vegas crowd by the pool, it’s part of their cheesy genetic code.

Someone should put an end to this before the devil unleashes another one of its monsters into the world…and by her fat uterus, it looks like it’s coming soon…

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Tits

2009

18

Sep

Sophie Monk and Her Boring Scandal in Leggings of the Day

Sophie Monk is part of another bullshit scandal that she’s staged to get people talking about her. First it was some stalker bullshit where she’d only walk around with security, when we all know that no one has ever stalked her, not even her ex boyfriends who normally have a hard time getting over their ex girlfriends cuz they were off fucking Paris Hilton, probably playing a real number on her self-esteem, I mean especially coupled with how irrelevant her career is, making most people end it all, you know pack it all in their designger bag and head back home to ghetto suburban life she had in Australia. But I guess she’s giving it one last push and hasn’t given up yet because then she did the whole staged bikini pictures where she hired the paparazzi agency to follow her to the beach where she posed for them, then convinced them to follow her in her everyday life, giving bored bloggers who like something to write about…

Now, she’s dating some Beverly Hills plastic surgeon I am guessing she went to see to perk up her dumpy little ass, or maybe it was to get her flappy Paris Herpes ridden twat tightened up, but shes’ gone on to say that it’s nice to not be with someone in the limelight, as if the Good Charlotte sister was ever in the fuckin’ limelight, and this mother fucker’s apparently got his filmography on his fuckin’ website trying to be the California Playboy he wants to be and I guess what it comes down to is that he’s fuckin’s Sophie Monk and we’re not….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leggings|Sophie Monk

2009

18

Sep

Pink’s Weird Half-Naked Costume of the Day

Pink has taken Lady Gaga’s lead by starting to wear ridiculous and revealing outfits. Sure if girls wore this kind of thing 10 years ago, when I wanted to fuck all the popstars, including Pink provided I was drunk enough, this kind of thing would have been amazing, something to celebrate, but back then, they were hardly dressing like whores….

More importantly, none of the popstars are hot anymore, they are old or ugly and it looks like Pink has been working out a lot too hard, and like she should lighten the fuck up on the bicep curls, cuz even before she got hooked on pumpin iron, she looked like a fuckin’ dude, and now it’s hard to look at her without wondering where she hides her fucking cock, and I guess it’s all because her husband is a closetcase, who spikes her juice with testosterone, to make her the man he always dreamt he would be married to, without having to admit he’s a fag….

Posted in:Costume|Half Naked|Pink

2009

18

Sep

Bar Refaeli Tits for the Jew Holiday of the Day

It is a Jewish Holiday. That means that my one Jewish reader who still comes back to the site after years of Nazi jokes and Jewish jokes because he hates his overbearing mother, or father who was too busy working to give him hugs or play Monopoly with him as a kid, won’t be comin’ thru today, so I’d like to post a picture of pretty much the only hot Jewish girls in the entertainment industry, I mean other than Amy Winehouse and Whoopi Goldberg, in his and his people’s honor.
So here’s cokeslut model Bar Refaeli in New York doing pretty much nothing interesting….

Bauer

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Tits

2009

18

Sep

Scary Spice Making Scary Faces of the Day

There was a time I used to jerk off to Scary Spice’s hard nipples in her music videos, but realize that was a time when I didn’t have the internet and had exhausted the softcore porn VHS tape I stole from some music store, but I did have stolen cable. that time is long fuckin’ gone, because it turns out the name she gave herself was a self fulfilling prophecy, kinda like Patrick Swayze taking the role in Ghost, cuz bitch looks like a fuckin’ monster….a monster with really perky tits.

Bauer

Posted in:Mel B|Scary Spice|Tits

2009

18

Sep

Kim Kardashian Takin’ Her Fat Ass on a Jog of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian running, or jogging and I’m pretty sure that this isn’t her working out and that shit isn’t for a long distance or long period of time, because based on her body it’s pretty safe to say that it is probably her running from her car to the ice cream shop around closing time so she can feed her fix. One of the biggest jokes about this bitch is that she had a work-out DVD, that guys everywhere thought she was fit and jerked off to her obesity. The other biggest joke about this bitch is that she has a career in entertainment.

Bauer

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2009

18

Sep

Amber Rose for Complex of the Day

If you’re interested in learning more about Amber Rose, Kanye’s pretend girlfriend, you know the one who is on his payroll to be his shopping buddy, because now he has an excuse to justify why he is buying women’s clothes, while buying some time with the public about his sexuality. That’s not to say that Kanye’s a full homo, maybe the only man he loves and has sex with is himself, but not fucking girls and only getting off when staring at your dick in the mirror and is the gateway to bathouses, AIDS and living on the Down Low…..

Either way, the slut did Complex, it is barely exciting because I hate something about this thick bald headed dyke, but maybe some of you like her and her struggle to get to the fuckin’ top whore behavior….


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Posted in:Amber Rose|Complex

2009

18

Sep

Shakira Dances on America’s Got Talent of the Day

Shakira was on America’s Got Talent a few days ago, because apparently you don’t need to be American to be the guest on the show, and she did her stupid dance every motherfucker is masturbating to, despite how fucking awkward lookin’ the shit is. The only reason I am posting this is because I just got on the computer and I am trying to buy time, it’s not because I think she’s got talent…

Posted in:Dance|Shakira|Slut

2009

18

Sep

Rammstein Pussy Video For The Jewish Holiday of the Day

I don’t know if Rammstein is a Nazi band, I just know that they are German and I guess that’s close enough to make this inappropriate to put up on a Jewish Holiday and I guess inappropriate is kinda what I do.

This is their video for a song I think is called German Pussy and it ends with cumshots, something MTV needs a hell of a lot more of, there’s also tits, pussy, fucking, blowjobs, but it’s a music video and not porn so watch it cuz it’s good enough for me.

As for the song, I have no idea what it sounds like, I don’t have speakers, but I can imagine it’s pretty shitty….

Posted in:Porn Music Video|Pussy|Rammstein

2009

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I constantly forget anything I think is worth writing because of alcoholism, at least I am guess that’s why. I haven’t left the couch in two or three days. I have no food in my fridge that isn’t rotting, my dog’s been pissing and shitting in the house and it’s safe to say I have given up. I think I saw a coon in my kitchen, not the racist kind of coon, but the actual animal, and I welcomed it with open arms, because I figured it would clean up some of the mess. I guess this is what giving up looks like, but I think I gave up long ago. No don’t worry, I am not depressed or going to kill myself, this is all really funny to me….and I hope funny for you….and if it isn’t then here are some links to get you thru this lonely night….

Newly Single Pussy Still Dresses Like a 12 Year Old So Which Saves the Awkwardness For Perverts Who Can Only Fuck a Bitch Who Dresses Like a 12 Year Old….
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5 MOST EGREGIOUS GOSSIP BLOG SCREWUPS
(Do You Know What Egregious Means, Cause I Don’t)
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Keeley Hazell’s Bikini Calendar
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I’m Always on the Sea Saw in Regards to Whether Nataloe Portman is Hot or Not
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Big Brother Winner Panty Shot
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The Sexiest Possessed Girls In Film
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You’re Life Isn’t As Hopeless As You Think
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When Buying Condoms….
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Insane Ping Pong, they Must Be Chinese or Some Shit
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Meet Raica Oliveira
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Who Doesn’t Love an F Bomb On the News Now and Again?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan is Jobless and Therefore Seems to Think She is More Famous Than Ever
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Susan Sarandon’s Daughter is Playing a Stripper
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Leighton Meester is a Hot Mess
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Taylor Momsen is Perfectly Fine With Dressing Like a Junkie Whore
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I’m Starting to Develop a Thing For Keri Kilson
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German Quiz Tease
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Heigly Makes Asian Babies the Non Uterus Destroying Way
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BEST VIDEO DATING SERVICE VIDEO EVER
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How About Some Self Fisting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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100 Television TV Spoilers
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Some Afternoon Self Shots
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Chace Crawford is Havin’ At It With Leo DiCaprio’s Sloppy Seconds
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Mary From Peter Paul and Mary is Dead, Which Now Delaftes Any Chance Her Singing Me Puff the Magic Dragon While I Do Her Doggystyle
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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Throwback
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Some Solo Web Cam Action
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Shakira is Hypnotic When She Moves, But She is Totally Fucking Lip Syncing
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Nikki and Princess Have Some Mighty Fine Asses
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More From the 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
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I’d Totally Bang Mary J Blige
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23 Nights in Paris
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Molested at Lunchtime
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Kayden Kross Loves Leather
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7 Awesome Ass Shaking Videos
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PLAYBOY’S 2007 PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR IS STILL ONE SUPER HOT SMOKIN’ FUCKIN’ BABE!
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