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2022

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been taking puberty blockers all day and I haven’t even grown out a set of tits to jerk off to yet…

That should be the pick-up line of the day..

I’ve been taking puberty blockers all day and I haven’t grown out a set of tits to stare at and grab while I jerk off…can I use yours?

They’ll fall for it, because if they don’t you can call them transphobic…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Megan Thee Stallion Takes The Cover of Rolling Stone Sexed Up….
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Paige Spiranac is MAXIM’s World’s Sexiest Woman
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Ireland Baldwin Skinny Dips
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Zoey Deutch Selfies in A Tiny Bikini
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Some of the Dumbest Things Celebrities have said in Recent Years…
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Bruna Biancardi’s White Hot Bikini Moment!
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Rylee Jean Kirk Knows How to Sell Stuff
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BELLA THORNE SHOWS BIG BOOBS IN SHEER DRESS OUT IN NEW YORK
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Luna Blaise Models Her Own Clothing Well
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Former Patriots star suffers minor injury after being hit by airport bus
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Jennifer Hudson Gets a Talk Show
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Jena Sims Has Some Words of Wisdom “Don’t Waste Your Good Boob Years”
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Beyonce Does British Vogue
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Browns fan Condoleezza Rice confronts questions about Deshaun Watson case
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Man Replies To Spam Mails, Here Are The Results…
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Raccoon’s Go Through the Drive Thru
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BTS is Not on Hiatus
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Groom Rescues A Guest Choking During His Wedding!
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10 Scandals from the Wendy Williams Show
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Women Who Could Probably Kick Your Ass
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Ana de Armas is Marilyn Monroe in Blonde
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Octagon Girl Carly Baker is Feeling Summer
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Kate Beckinsale’s Yoga Posing!
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Absolutely Crazy Footage Of Tornado In Andover, Kansas!
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Crazy Aircraft Moments….
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Surfer Bro Jonah Hill Buys on Malibu Colony Beachfront Because He’s Rich
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Bear Messes With A Water Tank And Gets Hit In The Nuts!
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Hailey Bieber Reveals Her Biggest Fashion Inspiration!
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WWE Board is Investigating a $3 Million Settlement Allegedly Paid by CEO Vince McMahon to a Woman He Was Having an Affair With
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Seaside with some Watermelon….
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Mannequin Prank!
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A Mongoose Goes Up Against A Deadly Cobra!
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A Mongoose Goes Up Against A Deadly Cobra!
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Got a high five from a wild bear
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Josh Allen Won’t Stop Making “Deez Nuts” Jokes
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Baby Pulls Away A Chair Right Before A Woman Can Sit!
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DJ Crashes Queen’s Jubilee
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Just trying to enjoy a bike ride
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Woman Gets Visited By A Wild Crow That Plays Games With Her Every Day!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Selena Gomez Big Cleavage
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Emma Watson Tabloid Tits
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Sara Sampaio in a Dress at an Event
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Mariel Hemingway Naked parts B&W Photoshoot from 1982
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Olivia Ponton in a Tight Dress
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Jasmin Tookes in Fitness Gear
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Hailey Bieber in Tight Dress
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Kendall Jenner in a tight Pant Suit
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Haley Kalil at an Event
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Bella Thorne in a Bra Top
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Christina Milian Bike Rides
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Megan Thee Stallion in Slutty Shoot for Rolling Stone
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Dress
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Wallis Day in Red
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Resse With her Spoon at an Event
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Joy Corrigan in a Bikini Car Washing
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Amelia Gray Hamlin in a Bra Top
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Cindy Mello in Fitness Gear
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Devenity Perkins in Underwear
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From stepSMUT!!

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Fat Pussy
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Awkward Moments in Porn 13
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Dildo Fucker
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Jasmine Wilde in Fishnet Stockings…
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Concert Tits….
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Bounce on a Plate
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WTF is That
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Festival Lesbians
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Wall Fucker
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21 PPL Having a Shit Day
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Long Dildo in the Ass
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Nude Model Jeny Working on Her Car
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Festival Fingerbang
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Pussy From Behind
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INSATIABLE…
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Hot Body Show
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I don’t think she’s really his stepsister
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Toy in ASS
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Animals Hate Us…
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Dildo Grinder
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Emo Teen’s Pussy Fucked
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Oil Rub
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Telari and her Insane Tattoo Getting Fuked on the Beach
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Skinny Rub Down
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AMateur Distracted by a Fuck
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Masturbating
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Cheesy Nude Shoot
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Wet Leggings
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Cum Panties
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Nip Causing Explosion
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Skinny Amateur with Tits Fucks
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Wet Panties to the Side
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Rachel Aziani’s Cunt
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Pussy Show Mirror Selfie
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Milf and her Toys
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Asshole
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Mash-up Madness
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Is This a Midget Fuck?
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Table Topper
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Ass Licking Girls.
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Outdoor Butt Plug
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Toy in Ass
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Slow Dildo Grind
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Kitty Has Toy in Ass
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Fit Butt Plug
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Get Festive with Jingle Pussy
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2022

16

Jun

Eva Longoria Greased Up of the Day

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Eva Longoria’s out here looking a little Skeletor Meme in the face, but surprisingly has whipped her dumpy ass into shape worth looking at in a bikini, which is saying a lot, because I am pretty anti-Eva Longoria for whatever reason, probably because she seems like an entitled brat….but on an International Level, she is so fucking famous, yet nothing she has done is all that good, so the reason she’s viral, loved, famous, because prior to today, she’s barely been in bikinis this skimpy, fully waxed down and glistening, but maybe when they start rotting and losing their sex appeal, they start to grind down for their egos, not for the money, since she is rich as shit, so now it is about delaying the rot as long as sh can….worth watching…kinda, and I hate saying it, but kinda hot….but keep in mind sluts holding onto the dream by being sluttier is a fetish.

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2022

16

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Assholes are the window to the soul…

The asshole unites us all, so be happy at how inefficient the thong is at covering it, so you can see an asshole while the owner of the asshole feels less exposed and vulnerable, so what the thong lacks in function, it makes up for in spirit, and for asshole fans it makes me hungry, lickin’ it for the fecal transplant, give me your gut biome for my health….

Here are some girls in thongs with assholes…..fun.

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2022

16

Jun

Sara Sampaio Hand Bra of the Day

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We call her Momma Portugal because she is from Portugal, that is the level of creative as I get, but in being Momma Portugal, she’s the kind of girl you’d probably want on a fishing trip because genetically, she can fish, one of those jump in the water and come up with a trout in her mouth like some kind of Dolphin…then you can throw her in the kitchen to grill it all up..another Portugese trait…which is really all you want out of a woman….and for desert you can braid your facial hair together……ohhhhhhhhhhh

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2022

16

Jun

Gisele Bundchen Topless of the Day

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I was never into Gisele. When she was super fucking hyped as a VS model, I didn’t get it at all, I just assumed she was a transgender from Brazil trolling us, that her pregnancy was faked because of the whole being a transgender from Brazil trolling us, that I didn’t even think was equipped with a chopped off dick, but rather still rocked a dick, just tucked properly, and Tom Brady’s involvement with her didn’t really chagne that, I just assumed he was a gay, or whatever you call men who fuck men who live out life like a woman, which is weirder than being gay, because it’s fucking hybrids or mutants…no offence you new gender warriors out there….but it’s fucking weird no matter how normalized you try to make it…

Anyway, she’s in a photoshoot, she is a model, showing off her abs, not really pushing her being a female that hard with abs like that, but she’s also squeezing her tits and I don’t see an Adam’s apple, so maybe I’m wrong about her, but now that she’s 40 years old, she’s too old for us to even care about her weird bikini / bathing suit, glamour shoots…make room for the new….but why bother, when so many people think she’s the best and her paychecks tell the same story, because once you pull off the scam, you ride it and the people won’t ever question it, but we do..

Still an old hag looking better than most old hags..

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2022

16

Jun

Rebecca Black Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Rebecca Black is making moves with them big ass titties, I guess she finally sold her soul to the demons that run the music industry, maybe she got invited to their troll dungeons and eagerly signed onto pushing their destructive messages to the unsuspecting kids, while their parents are too busy ignoring them, so that we can have a collapsed society…

Anyway, for those who care, Rebecca Black got her start with that annoying song FRIDAY that people still reference at watercoolers everywhere that people still go into work, which I am assuming is not many places, because people hate working and never really did work, but now they can really not work and still collect those checks….no need to act except when the zoom camera is one, where they likely still reference the Friday song.

From an outsider’s perspective, a song that big should have got all the record labels excited, some 12 year old girl went viral, but instead they laughed and they laughed in their troll dungeons, not realizing the youtuber would dictate their future, not that they cared, since they owned Youtube too….

By you’d think they would have signed her, exploited her, made her a bieber, but instead she went silent, never heard of again, a meme before memes, kind of thing…first mover, forgotten….

But now that everything is based on viral clout, she’s back, no longer 12, and in her time being blacklisted from the industry as a meme not a talent, she’s grown out some fat titties and we like those….the best marketing prop we could ask for.

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2022

16

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I have free to air digital channels thanks to a 20 dollar antenna by neighbor gave me, so along with watching my Antique Roadshow and Grand Ole Opry on Saturday nights, I sometimes scan CBS and NBC to see what kind of weirdness they’ve come up with, and the funny thing about it is that American TV feels exactly like Japanese TV did back when we first started realizing that Japan gameshows are fucking nuts…

So along with terrible cop shows, terrible FBI shows, I feel like I just got myself on the list for saying FBI, don’t worry FEDS, I’m not trying to expose you, I’m just saying the shows based on shit like that are so low level in script and acting that it feels like a Soap Opera, then there’s the insane gameshows that they scramble to put together because it is the ONLY reason people would tune into a network TV show, make it live and annoying…

So from late night talk shows with their silly game segments, to shitty nightime gameshows or competitive shows, that are equally annoying, NO ONE has put together a TITTY drop show, and maybe that’s my fucking calling, maybe GOD put me on this earth to make TITTY drops a prime time TV experience, so if you’re an exec at FOX, hit me up on the 2-way, let’s get rich, cuz bitches love showing their tits and EVERYONE loves looking at tits, groundbreaking…..

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2022

16

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

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In conclusion, Candice Swanepoel is still hot, despite being an old blown out mom, and despite getting her implants ex-planted, she was probably my all time favorite Victoria’s Secret had to offer, but maybe I just like racists from South Africa who own farms you know had hired hands that were not being paid fairly, because we can’t all be communists..and sure, I prefer Elsa Hosk now that I know Elsa Hosk exists, but it’s not a war, or a battle, or a challenge really, because NO ONE cares about my opinion of the pussy I post….but I am still happy doing it because so many dudes are too scared to pull out their number coded rating system at girls walking by them like they used to because they either ate that Gay parasite, or they are just fully indoctrinated in the wokeness that has destroyed the world…BUT NOT ME….I’m still a scumbag and it’s almost as important to keep that alive, a legacy brand really, like Candice Swanepoel’s keeping herself alive while telling all the fat 30 year old moms out there that they are slobs for not looking like this.

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2022

16

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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The one good thing about weather modification, follow the patents, is that you’d think they’d make the whole world one big tropical resort, so that we can all live that beach life all year round without leaving the comfort of our own house, the bad thing about weather modification is that the people in charge of it don’t want us living the resort life, but instead under fires, floods, and other biblical level disasters to push the whole plastic straws killed the environment, we’re all going to die, buy a Tesla like a tech bro faggot because if you don’t they’ll price you out on gas, even though cars are more efficient at burning gas than the power stations that make the power to charge the batteries….

This is the kind of post that would get me killed if anyone took me seriously, you know 18 years of being an internet clown no one takes seriously…destroyed any and all credibility because ultimately, I don’t know what I am talking about, but I do like tanlines and I do like the idea of the tropics, that endless summer, but I’m far too lazy to find my way there, so bring it to me…..like they bring these girls tans in their own homes….JUST SPRAY this skin darkening chemicals on yourself, just don’t wear a RASTA hat or tap dance while wrong the tan, or don’t test out your Indian accent either, there’s a fine line between tan and racist….and these girls are walking it.