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2009

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I once dated a girl who dumped me because I would make fun of her everyday, I also dated a girl who dumped me because I didn’t buy her a birthday present because I spent all my money on partying, I dated a girl who dumped me cuz I stuck my dick in her when she was sleeping after she pretty much gave up on fucking me and she assumed that meant I raped her, when I assumed it meant I was doing her job as a gf for her, and another girl who dumped me cuz I let some homeless girl lick my dick and I showed her the pics proud of what I had accomplished. I’ve been dumped for shooting videos of girls masturbating in bathtubs, for making hitler jokes at a Jewish girl I dated’s house during passover, in a “wow would Hitler be rollin’ in his grave if he saw us enjoying this brisket” kinda thing, but for some reason, no matter what I do, my wife won’t leave me, and she’s the one girl who I want to have dump me. To date, I’ve done everything imaginable to her, but she just doesn’t care and I guess that kind of consistency in a person is comforting, no matter how bad it may smell.

That said…..

Bitches lookin to feed me their vaginas, or at least willing to stroke my hair while I cry into their laps about how life has wronged me….
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Here are my stepLINKS….


Cameron Diaz’s Hottest Pics
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Party Girls Aint Got Shit on This….
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If Tyra Banks Can’t Eat, Neither Can You!!
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Hand Drawn Block Letters Is the Hit Movie of the Summer!
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MAybe YOu SHould Have Sex With Animals!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Looks Great From the Side
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Prank the Garbage Man!
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Kendra Wilkinson Topless Wedding Tits!
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Karl Lagerfeld Hates On Everyone And I LOVE IT
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MARYSE HAS A REALLY
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The Evolution of Sluts
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The History of G.I.Joe
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Paris Hilton Isn’t a Stupid Slut She Just Plays One in Real Life
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Striptease of the Day
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I Guess The “Have a Set of Twin Via Surrogate to Save The Marriage” Thing Didn’t Work
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Evan Rachel Wood Knows How to Put On a Show
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I’d Like to Punch Gwenyth Paltrow and Her Shitty Cooking Show in the Face
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Reagan and Lauren Show Off For the Cameras
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Katy Perry Loves Halloween and I Hate Katy Perry. So That’s Something
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Amy Winehouse is Not Guilty
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Avril Lavinge is Kind of a Digusting Skank
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Crazy German Skates Down a Roller Coaster
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Christina Del Basso is Topless
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Insane Race Car Crash
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Insane Fisting
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Rhianna’s Hair is Still Stupid But I Love Her Of the Day
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American Psycho – The Video
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The Record Perspective
(SERIOUSLY THIS ONE IS AWESOME!)
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Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Bigger
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Rhian Sugden is Nude
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Fun in the Club
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Rachel Bilson is Hot
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Danielle Pulls Out Her Boobs in Public
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TOO MANY HAYDENS
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Cyber Girl in Black, Yaow!
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Comic-con Sluts
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Oh Sure, Let’s Just Run People Over In Our BMW, No Biggie – VIDEO
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Orgasm Gets Ruined
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Mick Jaggers Daughter is Hot
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Too Sexy for Polotics….
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Nice Shirt Ya Slut…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

24

Jul

Bar Rafaeli Takes Her Isreali Tits Partying of the Day

It’s girls like Bar Rafaeli, the guy who owns the Jewish deli down the street from me who gives me free coffee, the lawyer I had who got me out of some bullshit and the doctor I had that cured my bleeding stomach and I am sure there are others out there, who all make me happy that Hilter didn’t wipe out all of the Jews, but I’m sure in his genocide he got a few bad ones…

Here she is partying at some club with her tits.

Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|Israeli|Tits

2009

24

Jul

Ready to Drop Sluts Bump into Each Other of the Day

I always find it funny when I see pregnant girls standing together, not because of all the bitching and complaining and moaning about how they are retaining water, how they are craving weird foods, or any of that other moody shit that goes on with pregnant chicks, but because I like identifying the bitches who don’t used contraceptives and who don’t believe in abortion so that I can warn my friends to stay the fuck away from them when their perfect little family lives fall apart and they are left with nothing but a broken home, kids they don’t want and a shittier body than when they started this whole baby making bullshit. I also like the farting and the talking about various gyno experiences, but that’s just because I like all things vagina, even if the fuckin’ thing is on it’s last legs, I mean that’s the whole reason I cruise the cancer ward in the hospital…..

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Nicole Richie|Pregnant

2009

24

Jul

Katie Price is Promoting More Shit of the Day

What the fuck can’t this bitch do. She’s done it all. From sex tape to raising a retard baby to marrying a sister to promoting various product lines and now promoting this….a fuckin’ novel and she’s doing it in a one piece bathing suit. If that’s not talent, I don’t fuckin’ know what it is….

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2009

24

Jul

Tara Reid is Still Alive and She’s in Some Shorts of the Day

Tara Reid was at some party and I thought she was trying to seduce the bottles of booze, at least it looks like she’s coming onto it pretty hard, all pussy out and ready to take it all in, but it turns out she’s got a new man and his name is Michael Axtmann….

Now, Michael Axtmann is a really lucky guy. Not only did he get Tara Reid ten years after her prime, you know so that he doesn’t have to deal with pretty much anyone wanting to fuck her, except for maybe a few latch-ons who can’t let go, because after years of hard drinking and drug use while not working, people tend to forget about you, as long as they are OCD creepy chronic masturbations, but he also gets Carson Daly’s sloppy fuckin’ seconds and that’s something I’m not too sure I’d be able to live with, I’m talking murder suicide after someone tells me a bitch I am with banged Carson Daly, no matter how much younger or crazier she was. Not to mention everytime he pulls down her pants, not only does he see Carson lookin’ back at him, but he also realizes he’s hallucinating thanks to whatever fumes she’s got seeping out of her pussy, pores and pretty much all her orifices as her body tries to eliminate the pollution.

I guess the good news for her is that he’s German and has no problem with the fact that she’s lost control of her bowels, if anything that’s probably the reason why he’s with her…

And here she is in shorts and I think I’m in love.

Posted in:Beach|Love|Shorts|Tara Reid

2009

24

Jul

My Prayers Have Been Answered of the Day

I am hoping that they make this Amy Winehouse perfume the way they make maple syrup, and that’s by tappin’ directly into the source and letting the sap slowly drip into a bucket before boilin it and sending it around the world for all kids to enjoy, because if you’ve ever read the site, one of life’s biggest turn ons for me, as well as one of life’s biggest mysteries is what level of decomposition her pussy is at. Does shit smell like bones, or does it smell like my old man neighbor who was dead for 6 months before they found him, because I just assumed the smell was coming from my wife’s ass, or is shit just in the gangrene stage…because I know for a fact shit doesn’t smell like roses, even after she whore showers the shit with other people’s perfume.

I know, I am probably late on this story, but it’s news to me, and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Perfume

2009

24

Jul

Some Models Getting Topless in a Hotel Bar Video of the Day

I got this email:

We captured some footage of some models taking their tops off at the celeb-infested Rose Bar in The Gramercy Park Hotel. It was written up in Page Six in the NY Post: We have an uncut, racy clip and wanted to see if you’d be interested in posting it on your site.

The answer is yes. Sure I don’t get what is going on in the video, but shit, if it’s models getting topless in a bar, I’m down, even if I can’t jerk off to the video….

Posted in:Gramercy Park Hotel|Page Six|Topless Models

2009

24

Jul

Some Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

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I don’t know much about fashion and I don’t know much about bikinis. I just know that I don’t see nearly enough of them in my everyday life, because this city sucks and is not on a beach, and I suck and can’t afford to be on a beach, so I’m forced to turn to shitty quality runway pictures of sluts strutting their shit in bikinis, when really my face should be the fuckin runway, and their pussies be fuckin’ landin’ on it.

I guess there’s no real information in this post. No fashion designer name….so that if you want to go out and buy one you can’t and I guess that’s all part of me making this site even more useless than it is….Enjoy.

Posted in:Bikini

2009

24

Jul

French People Harassing a Stewardess of the Day

This video is fucking weird. If I was on the plane I would have jumped the motherfucker and made a citizen arrest or some shit, because this loud piece of shit would be disrupting my drinking during the crucial pre-takeoff part of the flight. I’d hoe to go some undercover agents were onboard to shoot the motherfucker, because not only is he french, he’s fucking annoying, but for some reason he got away with the shit. Watch the video….

Posted in:French People|Plane|Stewardess

2009

24

Jul

Shenae “nay” Grimes and her Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here’s a shitty actress, who I would put money on is also a shitty person, not based on anything anyone’s told me about her, just based on the annoying look she gives everytime the paparazzi snap off pics of her, you know like she’s got such purpose and meaning and like she actually belongs in the motherfuckin’ spotlight, when really she belongs serving pancakes back in whatever shitty town she came from. It’s a travesty. The fabric of our existence must have rippled and this cunt squeezed thru and I guess who really cares about that, what we should care about is when the fuck are these whores going to start wearing shitty see thru pants, I’m not too sure how that’ll play out, but I imagine it being amazing…at least a hell of a lot more amazing that Shenae and her black trash name…

Posted in:See Thru|Shenae Grimes