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2009

10

Jul

Amy Winehouse’s Hot Bikini Body of the Day

Amy Winehouse is still turning me the fuck on in St Lucia. I just look at her rotting mouth and imagine the condition of her pussy and go fuckin’ nuts on myself. To make things even more exhilarating she looks like she’s been knocked the fuck up on her sabbatical from life by one of her black cabana boys who has been following her around knowing marrying that will lead to a better life, especially since she’ll be dead in a few years and on the they don’t care about how fuckin sloppy she is, as long as she’s white, shit is hot enough for them and her shit is hot enough for me to so fuck you to all the haters…

Good morning. Today is going to be a glorious day..

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I got so drunk last night/this morning that I went out drinking tonight and no matter how many drinks I drank I couldn’t get drunk for the life of me. If I had been paying for the drinks I would have been pissed off, but instead I managed to scam drinks of random idiots in the bar and now I am ready to die.

The sad thing about being sober after drinking all night is the second I have to crawl into bed with my pig wife, at least when I am drunk after drinking all night I am too busy trying to not die in my sleep to care about being in bed with my pig wife.

Maybe I am drunk….Here are my stepLINKS

Just Tell Her To Go Fuck Herself
GO

Morgan Freeman is Most Probably Going to MArry His Step Grand Daughter.
GO

IT’S A ONE MINUTE MIRACLE!!!
GO

The Top 20 Gymnastics Falls
GO

Mary Louise Parker Needs to Stop Posing With That Pie and Eat It Instead
GO

How About Some Racist TV Moments?
GO

I Wanna Stick My Penis in Monica Cruz So Bad It Hurts
GO

Hot Chicks With Beer Cans – A Gallery
GO

Confessions of a Tattoo Vixen
GO

Richard Gere and Furry Animals – Sex Tape Waiting to Happen
GO

Striptease of the Day
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The Prime Minister os Austria Hates Bruno
(This Video is Amazing)
GO

Rose MC Gowen Looks Like MJ
GO

Carmen Electra is Topless
GO

Ughhh Hate Diat Von Tease
GO

Lela Star is Lovely
GO

I Wanna Bang All The Real Housewives of Atlanta
GO

Sam Ronson is Having a Cry About Something or Another
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Halle Berry is a yummy Mummy
GO

Naked Arm Wrestling
GO

Biker Slams Into Bus
GO

Sex Toys in the Bathroom
GO

Beyonce is BACK!
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Gemma Massey is Soft and Smooth
GO

Lily Allen is Topless
GO

Jenna is a Blonde Bombshell
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Who is Ariadne Artiles and Why is She Not Sitting On My Penis
GO

Carly Zucker is In a Bikini
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Ultra Ultra Sexy
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Daisy Marie is All I Want in Life
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Stephanie Pratt Was At The Beach
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Aria Giovanni Drives With Her Top Down
GO

The Unsung Talents of a Hooters Girl
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Two Chicago Men Are Free After Wrongfully Imprisoned 20 Years Ago
GO

Peel a Banana Like a Monkey
GO

Retard Mardi Gras!
GO

Well, What Are Crutches For?
GO

Jesus Christ Lohan is Lookin Rough
GO

Cellulite or Not, I’d Still Bang Kristen Bell
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Some of the Worst Girl On Girl Action Ever
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Hot Models Touching Each Other Gallery
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Jul

Laetitia Casta is Ready to Drop Pregnancy Porn on the Beach of the Day

I never really knew what Laetitia Casta did, but she was all the rage on the internet a bunch of years ago, but that time is long gone as she is no longer the hot half naked slut in pictures, but the pregnant mom on the beach who is ready to fuckin’ drop. Now I know some people find pregnancy beautiful and natural but I find it the most disgusting and unnatural lookin thing that could happen to a woman’s body and knowing someone fucks this is almost as disturbing as you jerking off to it.

Posted in:Beach|Laetitia Casta|Pregnant

2009

09

Jul

Beyonce’s Sweet Dream’s Video of the Day

Going to bed drunk at 7 am has its benefits, like sleeping until noon while all you other assholes are at the office slaving away to make your mortgage and car payments, or even to pay for your unappreciative kid’s summer camp all his friends are going to, if you’re the kind of guy dumb enough to knock up the only person willing to fuck you so that you will never be alone.

Watching Beyonce videos has its benefits when waking up at noon after going to bed at 7 am drunk and that’s to ensure I lose my erection and get myself on track. I know she is trying to be sexy, but they should use this shit to cure sex offenders instead of castration, because no matter what she does, there’s nothing hot about her, but we should give her some love for trying to crump despite her obvious lack of physical fitness. Just this morning on my way home I saw at least 10 fat people working out and thought, shit, that’s some persistence.

Watch it.

Posted in:Beyonce|Sweet Dreams Video

2009

09

Jul

Miranda Kerr in a Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr is nude in a photo shoot, but not really nude by my standards, because I only consider a bitch to be nude if I can make out what her pussy looks like…I’m talking every lip fold, discoloration, or razor burn bump. So sure she’s not wearing clothes, but as far as I’m concerned she pretty much is and whoever is behind this suggestive piece of shit needs to be fuckin’ shot, unless he has plans t release the behind the scene pics of her bending over and spread eagle…which I hope he does cuz Miranda Kerr is pretty decent.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Nude|Photoshoot

2009

09

Jul

Ali Larter is Suckin’ Straws on Set of the Day

Here’s the whipped cream bikini slut from Varsity Blues 10 years after shit made pretty dull cinematic history. She is 33 now because people tend to get older as the years go by and you see that a pussy you used to jerk off to, or even fucked is no longer as fresh faced and bright eyed as it once was, and bitch has become what you remember your mom lookin’ like when you were growing up or some shit and that despite the fact that you keep getting older too, which doesn’t really matter because you don’t have to look at yourself all day, all good things come to an end…..

Here are her tits….not covered in cream…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ali Larter|cleavage|Tits

2009

09

Jul

Emilie De Ravin Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I don’t know who this is and I don’t know why I am posting it, but from my extensive research that I did on her, I discovered she is recently single as her 3 year marriage just ended and she is not wearing her wedding ring in this picture. I also discovered that she is from Australia and I think I have a soft spot for Australian chicks. Ever since I was younger I’ve crossed paths with a few, since they are nomadic and travel the world, and they have all consistently been way cooler than me, which isn’t saying much, but they are always down to party, always easy going and down to fuck, and just last week I was at some after party with an Australian chick I met at 4 in the morning and drank with her until 7 in the morning because she kept feeding me shots until I couldn’t walk, but for some reason she could, like some kind of machine sent from heaven. Unfortunately, I didn’t fuck her, mainly because despite being cool and down to fuck, she wasn’t blind, retarded or desperate, but I part of me wishes that she was…..and that part of me is my penis.

Posted in:Emilie De Ravin|Legs

2009

09

Jul

Kelly Rowland’s Shitty Implants of the Day

Kelly Rowland spent her Destiny’s Child money on a set of fake tits. I think she should ask for a refund because they are clearly pretty fuckin’ shitty tit and she should spend that money on fixin’ her horse grill, because some of us like ridin’ horses, some of us like fucking horses, some of us even like betting on horses, but I’m pretty sure none of us like lookin’ like horses, especially not horses with bad tit jobs….

Now let me put it in terms Mr Ed will understand:

Naaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you fuckin horsetoothed cunt…. NAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

Yes, I still haven’t figured out what I am doing….

Posted in:Implants|Kelly Rowland|Tits

2009

09

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Getting Out of Cars of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Lindsay Lohan anymore. It was fun while it lasted but I think she’s pretty much dead now or at least a few hauls of her cigarette away from being dead…she doesn’t do anything stimulating anymore, you know like fuck dudes, or show off her suffocating pussy as she gets out of car, you’d expect the thing to have a mind of its own after all the dickhead it’s eaten, and make a fuckin’ move or plan a fuckin’ escape from her host body, but instead shit stayed boring, something I am accustomed to.

On a sidenote, I am just bitter she stopped following me on twitter, her follow really validated my life, like a cosign from a fellow addict,

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

09

Jul

Marie-Louise Parker Nude is Esquire of the Day

The bitch in this Esquire photoshoot is showing nipple and ass because Esquire is doing its best to stay relevant now that every single dude uses the internet because of the heavy amount of porn available and don’t need to buy shitty magazines with semi-erotic photo spreads of bitches who will never fuck us to jerk off to because we are too shy to buy real porn magazines as that shit is for virgin weirdos who like cumming on glossy paper, makin Esquire struggle with their finances and slowly go broke, only to drop some nipple to push the boundaries a little and stay edgy. I hear next month they are planning to go all the way and show both tits like the bunch of faggots they are.

That said her name is Marie-Louise Parker and she’s in the show Weeds, something I’ve never seen before but can relate to because if I don’t change my underwear, I’ll have weeds growing into my fuckin’ ass. Yes, my hygiene is that bad. Sure that was a lame joke, but I’m still drunk and riding off a couple hours of sleep, so get over it.

Posted in:Esquire|Marie-Louise Parker|Nude