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2009

02

Jun

Sophia Bush in Shorts of the Day

There are girls who get me excited me when they put on a pair of skimpy shorts, you know that hug their asses and their pussy while showing off nice legs. You know that whole American Apparel movement where girls from 14 to 30 are rocking the shit proper, but with all good things come the shit and there are a lot more girls, like Sophia Bush, who make me hate the fact that this trend exists because they don’t listen to their short fat legged body-types, but instead listen to the fashion magazines and take the lead from girls who have the right to pull this look off, making me wish for snow so they can put their pants on.

Posted in:Short|Sophia Bush

2009

02

Jun

Elvis’ Grandaughter in Knee High Stockings of the Day

Here is recently turned 20 Riley Keough. She’s a model who is better known as Elvis’ granddaughter and Lisa Marie’s daughter with Michael Jackson. I am an Elvis fan and like many Elvis fans, I’d get excited to be up inside and tickling something he created 25% of, but that’s really got nothing to do with why I’d be willing to spend a couple hours doing inappropriate things with her, and the fact that she has a vagina does, who cares who her family is, just show me the pink, ya know.

I don’t find her very good looking and I like to blame nepotism for her succcess, but she is slated to inherit big money and walks around in suggestive stockings like some kind of dirty secretary trying to get a raise for her stockin’ fetish boss and that’s good enough for me. I mean if you saw what I have been fucking the last decade you’d realize I have no business turning down any pussy, even if it was on a dead racoon I found in a dumpster that was warm thanks to the summer weather and moist thanks to the decomposing.

Here are those pics….

Posted in:Elvis|Grandaughter|Lingerie|Pantyhose|Stockings

2009

02

Jun

Ashley Tisdale and her Tall Boyfriend of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is a size queen, maybe it is because the only thing that makes her feel better about her ugly self is a huge cock in her ass, that’s really the only explanation of why she’s getting with this really tall wonky lookin’ dude, I mean other than the fact that he’s the only guy willing to fuck with her, but I doubt that’s true, I mean with her level of fame there are tons of groupies and opportunists willing to lower their standards and only fuck her from behind so they can maintain an erection and don’t have to see her face at that moment of pleasure or really at any point during the sex….

The whole thing is kinda weird for me, as most tall guy and short girl relationships, because it reminds me of father and daughter pedophile shit only in this case the dad’s not fucking his daughter, he’s taking her to the orphanage because he just can’t stomach lookin at her weird lookin’ face as it is a constant reminder of how inadequate his sperm is and is slowly chipping away at his self esteem.

Either way, Tisdale and I have a pretty one-sided Twitter relationship, but a Twitter relationship nonetheless….

She wrote:

Mtv movie awards today!!!!! Ate breakfast, now getting ready!

So I wrote

@ashleytisdale what is the next plastic surgery you got lined up? A face transplant would do you good-wait til technology gets better tho

She won an award, god knows what went wrong on MTV’s side of things, she was up against Slumdog Millionaire chick, meaning MTV is a fucking joke, but it made her happy and she wrote:

Just had the most amazing experience of my life!! I won breakthrough performance!! Thanks so much!!!! I love my fans, I love you so much

So I wrote

@ashleytisdale you needed borat’s ass in your face to make you look worth fucking, no homo.

She hasn’t answerwed yet, I guess she’s been too buy testing her gag reflex on this dudes’ Tall Man Cock while avoiding coming in contact with mirrors because it’ll take away her high of finally being a winner, even if her dad paid off MTV to make it happen….

Here is the wonky motherfucker in action

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Sex|Tall

2009

02

Jun

Lily Allen Brings Out Her Tit to an Event of the Day

Lily Allen is really negligent with her tit lately, but I guess not as negligent as she was with her uterus last year when she mysteriously got pregnant than wasn’t pregnant.

I wrote a post on this subject yesterday, when she was caught tanning and rubbing a chick down topless I figure I don’t need to go into an analysis of Lily Allen’s sour milk filled tits a second day in a row…so look at the pictures while I hate myself for having to post on Lily Allen tits instead of sucking on real tits like I want to be doing right now.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipple|Tit

2009

02

Jun

Rapper of the Day

This dude is amazing…there were a bunch more videos of him telling people off but it looks like his account on youtube is closed. Embrace what life’s given you and make people feel awkward doing it man, that shit is killer. I need one of these to bring out with me, no one will fuck with us.

Posted in:Rapper

2009

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thinking about hitchiking to LA with my pug to work as a bus boy in West Hollywood at a gay bar, in efforts to suck my dick to the top of the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, I am past my prime and probably give a shitty blowjob, not to mention I figure that strategy only really works for chicks and all it gets dudes is AIDS from some asshole who is there pretending to be a producer. Thanks motherfucker.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Britney Spears ASs Cheek Throwback
GO

Madonna May Just Beat The Shit Out of Kate Hudson
GO

Here’s a Fuckload of Pics From the MTV Music AWards
GO

Brad Pitt is Funny…..
GO

Picard Wouldn’t Have Stood For This
GO

Quiznos Sure Knows How to Sell a Sandwich
GO

HOE OR HOUSEWIFE? HEIDI MONTAG
GO

Crazy Queer/Magic Tranny
GO

Because I Love College Is The Gayest Song of This Year
GO

Why Hello Miranda Kerr’s Pretty Much Naked Body
GO

5 People You Meet on a Highschool Football Team
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Who’s The Sinner Now?! Modern Day Jesus
GO

And More Amazingness From Bruno
GO

Striptease of the Day – 2 for 1 Young Hotties
GO

It’s a Go – Octocrazy is Set to Exploit Her Kids on a TV Station Near You
GO

I Can’t Remember If I Linked This Already
But Who Wouldn’t Want a Second Glimpse At Vida Guerra’s Ass Anyway?
GO

Drew Barrymore Needs to Make Her Fucking Mind Up Jesus
GO

Liley Cyrus Has Megan Fox Lesbian Sex Fantasies
GO

Eliza Dushku Gallery
GO

The Last Living Survivor Of The Titanic Has Passed Away
GO

When Strippers Fail
GO

Destoyed in 7 Seconds – Fight Video
GO

Rita is Pretty Much Perfect
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Leah and the Fucking Machine
GO

The Rapping Flight Attendant is Back!
GO

Lela Star is Bent Over
GO

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Always a Nice Getaway
GO

Gemma Arterton – James Bond Actress Gallery
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Julie Takes a Shower
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Have Been in the Jungle 2 Days and Are Already Crying About It
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Bar Refaeli: Esquire Magazine, July 2009
GO

When Girls Go Tantric
GO

Luba Makes Good Use of Some Old VHS Tapes
GO

Susan Boyle is Locked Up in the Crazy House
GO

The Fresh Prince of Nintendo
GO

Hey, Do Me a Favor and Hold This
GO

…And Now Im Fucking Fallin’ Apart….
GO

Meet Heather Vandeven
GO

Red Head in the Shower
GO

Hey Asshole, Ever Heard of a CONDOM?!
GO

Send This To Your Friends Right Now…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

Jun

Mel B’s Body is Fuckin Ripped of the Day

I was never one for female body builders. The only real experience I’ve had with them was a weird few months where I’d jerk off to videos of the shit. Then there was my little league baseball coach who tried seducing me with his mustache when explaining what steroids does to a clit when I was 12. I guess there was also a group of strippers the local strip club hired who would do sit-ups and push-ups and chin-ups with their fake tits and big strong pussy exposed and I didn’t really dig it.

The only good thing about these kinds of muscular bitches is that they have these insane sex drives, probably from the high testosterone from the muscles, the only problem with them is that going down on a bitch while staring at her abs pulsating, or cumming all over a rock hard muscular ass while her pussy down bicep curls, is enough to make a motherfucker feel gay.

So Mel B and this 6-pack is fuckin’ nuts and not for me, but I figure maybe you’ll dig it and I’m here to help….

Here she is lookin’ less jacked….in some promo pics…

Posted in:Bodybuilder|Mel B

2009

01

Jun

Beyonce Rides Bikes of the Day

I don’t know what kind of publicity stunt this is, but Beyonce took a break from eating and sitting on her fucking ass all day throwing darts at pictures of Rihanna and Jennifer Hudson for stealing the glory she truly feels belongs to her, but I heard a report on the radio that she works out with a picture of an Oscar taped to her treadmill, based on her previous acting performances, she may want to try hanging a chicken wing on a string out of reach, cuz i hear that shit makes this whore run.

It’s kind of the same strategy I use to get my wife to suck my dick. I just hit up KFC on 2 dollar tuesday and lube up with the chicken grease, bitch can’t resist the smell and licks off every last drop, shit is gross, but affordable. True Story.

Posted in:Beyonce|Biking

2009

01

Jun

Guy Ritchie’s New Pussy of the Day

I’d say Guy Ritchie got himself a nice new upgrade pussy, but he was married to Madonna and a pile of fucking dock shit that kinda resembles a vagina would be a fuckin’ upgrade to Madonna’s pussy. This dude cashed the fuck out nicely and can now use that money like it was free money, you know like Anna Nicole Smith money, to live a nice life with various decent lookin’ younger girls who like money and all the nice things money can buy.

Posted in:Guy Ritchie|New Pussy

2009

01

Jun

Paris Hilton in a White Bathing Suit Promoting Garbage of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton and I am tired of her fucking lies. She was on The View today talking about how she is doing another season of her new BFF because the last one just wanted fame, you know because she was doing a friend search in the form of a reality show, luring people who want to be on TV. Basically to justify why season two is coming, despite being the same fucking garbage it was the first time around, and I don’t know why people care or why she has a career.

Other highlights of the interview were that she already knows what she is naming her kids, she has never been happier in her life, except for last year when she read the same script about the Good Charlotte dude, she may get married and she’s refined her speaking to not sound like a 15 year old faggot with a dick in his mouth.

The whole thing was offensive, but I guess that’s just what Paris does, and here she is in a bathing suit promoting some hair product bullshit.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Paris Hilton|Slut