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2022

08

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Sway of the Day

Here’s your daily dose of Britney Spears, or the actress they’ve hired to play Britney Spears, dancing around half naked in what appears to be her rich person dungeon, back in the early 2000s, at last that’s what the quality of this weirdness feels like, and like every other Britney Spears, or as I like to call this new version of her, Briterny Spears, creeps me the fuck out.

I don’t believe that she’s free, or that she had miscarriages, or that she even handles her acccount, it’s possible, but I would expect her to creative direct something better, even being as out of touch as she would be being in captivity slaving away all these years she has a budget and team and no real excuse for this horror movie level shit.

That said, her tits look pretty good for someone who just shat out a miscarriage, allegedly…..

I figure if they want to distract people….they have to tap into old celebs that people still care about, while no one cares about new celebs, they have to dig up old stories….but if anyone buys that this is a Free Britney, you’re the fucking problem, but at least she’s half naked.

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2022

08

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I am a firm believer that we need to bring back the 90s ideals for beauty back, because I may be old and out of touch, an I may not hang with enough fat chicks to realize that their tits are so fucking big, they cancel out laziness, overeating and overall sloppiness..but I have a no fat chick policy for a reason.

I don’t care that fat girls celebrate being fat doing the same whore shit that skinny girls do without being ashamed of themselves, I know there are a lot of incel dudes who pay to see random sluts nude, instead of hustling real life random sluts to get them nude, the way nature intended who celebrate the fatty and that’s fine.

I am not saying KILL all fat chicks, I just think they should maintain their underground fetish and keep it to themselves as to not taint other girls from having eating disorders to look hot, the way unrealistic body images was meant to do.

But since this is my FAT POWER post, you know for INCLUSIVITY, so people can’t tell me I’m not WOKE….I figure if you have a vagina, no matter how huge it may be thanks to fast food, you should be showing it to the internet, it’s the whole point of being born chick…the act may be hot but the output itself doesn’t have to be….

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2022

08

Jun

Katie Holmes Panties of the Day

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Katie Holmes is a soulless cunt who I’ve come face to face on a dog walk when she was filming something here and bitch didn’t even smile at the pug I was walking, despite him being an angel sent from heaven, which I’ve come to realize is precisely why these monsters wouldn’t smile at a gift from god, you know because they have another god that they sold their fucking pussy to.

In Katie’s case it’s Tom Cruise and that whole cult that I know nothing about, something she broke out of, but is likely not because she found GOD or JESUS, but rather the devil himself…

I have this theory that she’s a robot, but she may just be programmed like a robot, her parts would be outdated by now an her stepford wife dreams would end up in the dump somewhere….unless she got an upgrade on her firmware….what do I know.

She’s in her panties and fuck me boots, which would be hotter if she hasn’t looked mid 40s for the last 15 years..but I figure if a bitch is whoring on the gram to get followers when already rich and famous, we’re in a terrible place as a people, but a great place for voyeurism….

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2022

08

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I think I may have the most comprehensive list of Weed Girls Smoking Weed while being slutty, ON THE INTERNET, not that anyone notices or that it’s a good thing. I mean smoking was obviously made to look Glamorous in all that Old Hollywood, Cowboy movie, shit, but getting high while being lazy at home is a whole other type of smoking…that I don’t believe any man really has a fetish over, if anything their chick smoking weed probably just makes her a little more laid back and willing to sit on a couch gaming, maybe a little more willing to not leave the house, but to stay in an suck dick instead, but to seek out random girls smoking weed, is obviously a niche.

This is today’s gallery or round up of weed girls, some who look like they smoke way too much weed due to the munchies, none looking like activists pushing for a GREENER tomorrow like a bunch of fake climate change activists, only this GREEN is actually beneficial and not some lie that makes corporations billions….YOU FUCKING HIPPIE.

I believe that weed is one of those destroy a bunch of industries with its multiple uses, from pharma fighting anti-depressants, or cancer treatments, to hemp…it’s like the cars that run off water, never invent one of those because you may end up suicided…..too much money and power out there trying to suppress the ENLIGHTENMENT….

So whether you like weed or not, these girls have the right attitude, being racy on the internet, giving boners to the people…THOSE FUCKING HIPPIES….

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2022

08

Jun

Stefania Ferrario Spread of the Day

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Stefania Ferrario is some nude model who has postured herself as a plus sized or body positive model and has probably made some money doing that, but from where I’m sitting she’s hardly fat enough to be credited as being some plus sized model, or some daring and edgy, confident and bold, body positivity activist, because she’s pretty average sized…..

That’s not to say she’s not chubby, or that she couldn’t benefit from walking her 10,000 steps a day, maybe laying off the donuts or carbs for a few months….it’s just to say she’s not offensively fat, so her getting naked isn’t really brave or ground breaking, or disgusting.

She’s rocking a on trend bush, something I’m happy to see as a bush ambassador for the last 20 years of this site, you can cross reference the archives if you think it’s some new fetish, it’s not, I’ve been loving pillows of the panties for as long as I remember and hating on bald pussy for it’s unnatural, stubbly, ingrown hair, chicken skin looking pussy behavior.

She’s hardly the fat girl drunk and horny getting naked at the bar because she needs something inside her so bad….which I doubt happens anymore, but it used to, but she is naked, and that’s what we’re here for…..a barely fat fat model with a body showing it off like some kind of bimbo….I’m into the creative vision….I’m just glad she’s not fatter.

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2022

08

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The most fascinating thing about the pussy, at least as far as I’m concerned, is not the whole shitting out life, which is pretty remarkable, albeit creepy as shit because the idea that a woman is a 3D printer may be amazing, the fact that life grows inside them like some kind of outer worldly event, making me question our entire existence and the meaning of life, because that’s fucking crazy..in one of those “parlor trick” situations….where all parlor tricks don’t even come close to that magical shit…making me wonder why anyone would mistreat a woman, or how we could ever not be a matriarchy society, because that shit is something you bow down to and worship like it was a plane crash in a remote tribal island, where they just assume that shit came from heaven, because that’s the only explanation that makes sense.

But yeah, the most fascinating thing about the pussy, is how much you can fit into one….and the frontal wedgie, the pussy wedgie, the cameltoe that shows us all the pussy of mainly strangers on the street, like they’re not walking around pussy first, is the gateway to that abyss…it’s like every pussy wedgie is a new cave for a cavern hunting caver to explore…just how much volume can that pussy take…something they probably should have used to teach high school physics because even with a shitty teacher, I’d remember that formula….

Here are some pussy wedgies….

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2022

08

Jun

Double the Pleasure Double the Fun and Other Videos of the Day

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Quite the TikTok Transition Tits

Brining the Ass

Volleyball

Crop Top and Mini Skirt

Showing Bikinis

Playboy Bunny Tits

Fitness Body

Ass in Jeans

Shorts Last Year vs This Year – the Future is not Bright…

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2022

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t really care about much, even though people think I’m paranoid about the whole end of the world, elites trying to destroy our society, by either collapsing the economy, helping created debilitating inflation, maybe even biblical levels of famine an disease, thanks to people openly accepting the mark of the beast, which to me isn’t really paranoid at all, when you don’t actually care that it’s happening, you just see it happening…

But the problem is that everything, or almost everything looks set up and fake. Whether it’s national news stories about not being able to breathe, or wars, or press conferences featuring politicians, or Johnny Depp’s lawsuit that was televised, when other more substantial court cases weren’t…..

So seeing the Matt McConaughey’s involvement in the recent school shooting, as a celebrity mechanism to get gun control, because obviously they want to disarm you, what are they so scared of you being armed for?

It was corny ass scripted bullshit, he was acting, and not very well, further pushing this actor based reality, where they obviously know we are mindless people willing to bend over and take it up the ass all because a famous guy told us to….

So when you see that, in all its fakeness, it’s very hard to figure out what is actually real, or at least the truth….

To make it even more hilarious, there’s a picture of him circulating taken after the speech rocking the “devil horn” satanist hand symbol, that you may have done in your life at a rock show, not realizing that satanists actually do that hand symbol to let each other know that they are satanists…which isn’t paranoia, it’s what they do….

So seeing him doing satanic hand gestures with some other asshole…just makes it all so fucking obvious and unfortunately, makes him dead to me.

Not that I care for any actor, but I like a handful of them, until they do dumb shit like that….because I’m on the opposite side of satan….I’m here ready for Jesus’ return….an in the meantime, I’ll stare at tits waiting, which admittedly is not very Christlike of me, but what can you do….tits are great….

McConaughey is a pussy…and has probably been treated like one and it is caught on video, because blackmail is the only excuse for that kind of evil behavior….

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2022

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m just looking for a hot midget with human sized tits and ass to join my midget tossing league in an era that doesn’t want midget tossing to be a national sport, or even an amateur sport…but also that doesn’t want the people selected for said sport to be recruited based on their tits and ass….because NO ONE has fun anymore…..

It’s pretty alienating being the last standing public misogynist, who hasn’t evolved as a person and who still likes creepin’ and creeping out the people, who are at this stage of the game, bigger perverts than me, but they do it in a woke and inclusive way, which basically cancels it out.

Where are the people with no empathy at, ready to make fun of shit and not cry or fear being cancelled over it…..they sure aren’t in the park because the highlight of my day is fighting with the parents of autistic kids misbehaving, you know helmet wearing kids who don’t have a bike, skateboard, roller blades or scooter….just a protective casing for an already broken mind…

Because the parents of autistic kids think they are special, deserve special treatment or respect, because they were dealt a shitty hand, so even when their shitty kids are being annoying in public….

So today’s autistic kid parent I fought with was some miserable fuck who let the kid throw rocks at seagull in the park, he was even filming it…before turning it on me when I suggested I was willing to get violent by implying that the autistic rock throwing kid will have to live with the vision of his daddy, his protector getting his ass kicked…

It’s not my fault their weak cum and uterus, genetics, or environmental factors like giving kids 1000 vaccines by the age of two…..and it sure isn’t the seagulls fault….so I am willing to make an Austic Kid’s dad have a melt down because he’s on the verge of a meltdown to protect the animals of the world….I know, heroic..

Well apparently not to the other people in the park, who have collectively decided I am the worst human around…well, they should check out this site and 18 years of my rants to confirm that, I could use the traffic….

Not to mention, why is my park filled with autistic rock throwers, instead of titty sucking bikini babes like the header picture would suggest. What a fail.

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German Track & Field Star Eleni Frommann is Worth a Look – Hello!
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Larsen Thompson’s Bikini Dance
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IG Model Sammy Draper in the Danger Zone
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Larsen Thompson Puts the Cannes in Cannes
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Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off her Bust Bod
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Johnny Depp joins Tiktok to see all the Amber Heard memes
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GF Tries New Scooter – Eats Shit
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NFL fans react to news of Broncos star Jerry Jeudy leaving field early due to injury
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Deebo Samuel is Expected to Attend 49ers Mandatory Minicamp
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American Woman Wins The Cheese Chasing Competition!
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Angry Primate
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Chris Evans Wants to Date You
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Odell Beckham Jr Crashed Sean McVay’s Wedding
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Teddy Gets Operated On
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Drivers Drivin Bad
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Maria Bakalova Cleavage
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Everything From the MTV Movie Awards
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Nudes in the Movies
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Fat Bryce Dallas Howard in a Titty Top
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Anne Hathaway in Yellow
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2022

07

Jun

Kelsea Ballerini Bikini of the Day

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This is a pretty welcomed gift to us country music lovers out here…..

Because you probably didn’t watch the Grand Ole Opry this past weekend, because you’re still confused as to whether country music is good or not, after decades of it being shit on by people who say “anything but country” when asked what music they like…a canned response that never made sense to me since country is from the heart storytelling, real music from the soul for the soul, which in an era of videogame music and half retards trying to be famous, doesn’t really hit the mark on what I want out of music…

If you did watch the Opry, you would have seen Knoxville’s own starlet Kelsea Ballerini, who is a pretty fucking solid and hot country singer, drop some of her hits, and a future hit, in a pair of awkwardly high waisted pink bell bottom pants that made her ass look square or weird, but that I still watched dance around the stage with her story telling….wondering “what would that look like naked”.

I even googled Kelsea Ballerini nude, came up with nothing, obviously, these are level headed, family oriented, god loving people…..

From her performance, I gathered that she in studio all of last week recording her next album of hits while trying to determine whether she had decent sized tits or not…

I guess with ending the recording comes beach vacation to unwind and girl got to show off her country body, all fit and toned, maybe from riding horses like you want her to ride you, maybe from working the farm, or maybe from being rich and famous and needing a hot body to maintain that performer life….prayers were answered, I should as for more than “I hope Kelsea Ballerini posts bikini pics next week for me to compare and contrast what I think she looks like in a bikini with what she actually looks like”….

Anyway, long legs with that solid waist to hip ratio looks goo, th tits, still questionable abut hot enough for me, all while she drinks her wine, I mean she is a rich as shit white girl from the middle of the country what do you fucking expect out of her, besides some basic behavior of wine.

The point of the story is where’s the sex tape at? Or is she too famous for one already….I mean she is married, so self produced porn between a married couple for the internet is hardly a bad idea, maybe even a thrilling idea….even if she doesn’t NEED to do it for her career, she’s happy with what she has, so maybe do it for the fans…I’m ready to watch..

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