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2009

15

May

White Power Video of the Day

Here are some words of wisdoms from a white power guy to start your day. I didn’t listen to the whole thing, I find this shit tedious, but I did get to the party where he said he doesn’t have a problem with Mexicans, so I figure we should have a picnic, maybe in a nice park in the middle of the projects…this shit is so uninteresting, uneducated and ridiculous and I’m uneducated, uninteresting and ridiculous, but at least I have know better than to talk out of my ass on video….

I’d rather he post videos of him coming to terms with his homosexuality so that he wouldn’t be so fucking angry. Either way, if you’re out there, let’s do that picnic, I’ll bring a video camera to see how it plays out for you. Idiot.

Posted in:Racist

2009

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I drank 6 beers and did a couple shots of tequila the last 2 hours because I thought I had to drive my friend somewhere in his car because he got caught for drinking and driving and I wanted to be sober, but turns out that he doesn’t mind drinking and driving since he’s already been caught and they’ve already taken his license, so there’s not much more they can do to him, and shit is like free reign or someshit, so I get to drink more. This is a glorious day in my life. Let’s hope no kids get run over cuz I can imagine that being a lot of legal bullshit to go through, not that I care, it’s not like I’ll be the one dead or in trouble.

HEre are some stepLINKS…..cuz that’s what I do here. Click them. Or jerk off to them. Or spit at them. I don’t really care. I’m just in the middle of a pure party.

Ps – That is a picture of a girl with a ziploc bag full of pee in her mouth and I don’t fucking get it.

It is Okay To Pay For Help Because Your Own Self Pleasure Can Only Take You So Far
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Star Trek Versus Star Wars
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Sing a Song For the Swine Flu
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Aisleyne Horgan’s Tit Wants to Say Hello
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Janet Jackson’s Hot Pics
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Everything is Poison and You Are All Going to Get Sick and Die
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Man, Hayden Panty-Airs Really Has a Thing for Old Dudes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What the Car You’re Buying Says About You
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Holy Fuck This Job and Kate Drama Just Keeps Getting More Twisted
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Let’s Play Doctor
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Broke Back Tragedy
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Striptease of the Day Just Got a Whole Lot Better
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Mariah Carey Just Got a Whole Lot Uglier
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Kanye West is Way too Sensitive
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See Through Catwalk Throwback
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Aishwarya Rai is to Die For
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And Maxim’s Top Ten Hottest Women Are…
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Eminem is Really Going After Mariah Carey and Its Kind of Amazing
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Looks Lik Lohan Sucked the Right Dick, Cause Bitch is Going Back to Work
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God I Wanna Learn to Surf So Fucking Bad
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Ginny Will Take Your Breath Away
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Naked Kick to the Nuts – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ahhhh Alexis Ford
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Ozzy Osbourne Would Be Impressed
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ITS THE END OF AN ERA!
Craigslist is Shutting Down Their Erotic Services Section
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Wanna Rock the Funky Beats?
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Mickey Rourkes Got Game!! WHo Knew?
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Katie Green is Nude
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Lesbian Scene With Class
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A Babe in the Shower Always Does the Eyes Good
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Best Celebrity Bikini Ass
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Air Sex: It’s Like Air Guitar, But Sex
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Women Are As Scard of Dildos As Men ARe
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How About a Monster Truck Back Flip?
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Now THAT’S a King Can
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Everything You Will Ever Need to Know About Cock Fights
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How About Some Hot Asian Bitches
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Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Look Half Bad in All Leather
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

May

What the Fuck is Beth Dito of the Day

Beth Dito is exactly what is wrong with society when fat girls are encouraged to embrace their disgustingness and take ownership and pride in who and what they are. It’s a flaw in the Dove commercial that empowers woman about whatever shape or size their body is. It is overcompensation of a disgusting mess girl, taking it to the next level of disgusting, in a way to say fuck you world for not seeing me as someone worth fucking. She’s some kind of lesbian who hangs with black dudes, because black dudes only care if a bitch is white, and don’t really worry if they stink or are repulsive, and here she is partying with her disgusting everything, covering up with a blanket like she should everyday, and the whole thing confuses me.

I guess the inspiration in all this is that if the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, it can’t be that hard to get into the limelight, so this should give all you losers hope.

Posted in:Beth Dito|Upskirt

2009

14

May

We Get it Mariah, You’ve Been Pissed On of the Day

Eminem’s recent cry of attention was saying he peed on Mariah and the whole thing isn’t that unexpected because around the time he was dating her she was crazy, not to mention celebrities are so fucked up because of all the money they have and all the attention they get on a daily basis, they push their sexual boundaries to the next level. I know random people who have fucked celebrities and they’ve all said the same thing, the requests were weird, involved piss and asshole licking request on the first date, and I’d probably do the same thing if I was one too. I mean I’m not even a celebrity and I ask bitches to do some next level weird shit, so I guess I shouldn’t judge Mariah on anyting other than the fact that she’s letting herself go and despite some big ol’ tits, she’s got a big ol’ everything else and there’s no excuse for that.

Posted in:cleavage|Mariah Carey

2009

14

May

Hayden Panettiere Getting in Cars of the Day

When bored, go to the parking lot at stripmall, yoga studio or even grocery store in your local suburb and watch hot mom’s getting in and out of cars.

It may be hit or miss but if you’re in the right spot you can see everything from panties to cameltoe to hot asses and if it gives you a little something to jerk off, then it can’t be all that creepy, unless you can’t wait to jerk off and decide to go at it in your car, right then ant there without realizing that the parking log you’ve gone to is next to a daycare. Sicko.

Here’s Hayden doin’ what some of us enjoy watching girls do.

Posted in:Ass|Hayden Panettiere

2009

14

May

I Still fucking Hate Lady Gaga of the Day

I don’t understand why Lady Gaga speaks the way she does. I don’t understand her whole act. I don’t think she deserves fame. I hope this is a last album for her. I think she’s milking this gay angle too much and after an insider at her label told me they created her to target the gay market, so this is all bullshit, this is her mocking homosexuality, so all you fucking sisters out there, all you fucking’ ass licking faggots, understand this is all a lie and she’s manipulating you. Stop supporting her.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2009

14

May

Hilary Duff Pregnant of the Day

I heard that Hilary Duff is 7 weeks pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is, because it all went down around the same time her boyfriend was in the Hockey Playoffs and they needed to use her to boost team morale. I mean that or she’s been eating a lot or doing the Kim Kardashian workout DVD, because that’s the only explanation for her maternity outfit, and trust me, I know maternity outfits, I spent the better part of a year protesting pro-abortion outside of a maternity store every saturday because I felt the world was over-populated and hated the whole obnoxiousness of having kids, the whole you think you’re good enough to have another one of you walk the earth bullshit…and none of that matters, because pregnant or not, I would love to explore this bitch’s womb.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Pregnant

2009

14

May

Hotness on the Beaches of Dubai of the Day

I like to think of myself as a man of the world, a real globetrotter, a man who hasn’t left the comfort of my soiled couch for close to a decade, someone who’s idea of a vacation is when my wife goes to her doctor’s appointments, so the chances of me every witnessing the glorious beaches of Dubai and the hot skimpy outfits the bitches rock are slim to none, but again, I get to live vicariously through the internet and it’s glorious…..

Posted in:Beaches|Dubai

2009

14

May

Shannon Elizabeth is Still Alive of the Day

When a list has Michelle Obama and Chelsea Handler on the fuckin list, you know it’s not legit at all. When Katy Perry is 15 on the fucking list, you know it is written by girls. When Jennifer Love Hewitt is number 10, people are getting paid the fuck off, but at least Shannon Elizabeth isn’t on the shit, because she’s pretty insignificant and she looks fuckin’ horrible, despite her body still being bangin’. At least she got an invite to the party, which is more than I can say for myself.

Here she is in a shitty see through…

Posted in:Alive|Shannon Elizabeth

2009

14

May

Jennifer Aniston is a Baby Thief of the Day

Someone call the police, check the missing person’s reports, issue an amber alert or some fucking shit, because Jennifer Aniston has finally taken what she thinks she deserves, but can’t manage to get on her own and that’s a baby.

I guess her hormones are all out of fucking wack, because everyone knows that a baby is the worst kind of STD that never seems to disappear. For 18 or more years, you have to put up with its bullshit, you have to compromise your busy schedule for it and the only joy it brings is when it sleeps over at a friends house, other than that, it’s some needy shit, like demanding food, clothing and shelter like it’s your fuckin’ job, without realizing that you made them, and they should go out there and beg for change on the street to contribute to the household, like your own little army of earners.

Either way, I just don’t get the appeal of breeding, I only think it’s cool when it’s teenage pregnancy, but that’s just because I am a pervert, I guess neither does any man who has been with Jennifer Aniston, like that Brad Pitt guy, he always refused and he was always convincing that he’d never have kids, oh, right…sucks to be Aniston, I guess.

Check out the guilt in her shifty eyes. She’s up to no good, I can tell…

Posted in:Baby|Jennifer Aniston|Kidnapper