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2022

23

May

Milf Monday of the Day

I was just wondering why most mom’s I am exposed to are old as shit, rotted out like an old log in the rain forest as shit, just sloppy as fuck, like they’ve thrown in the towel, because they haven’t given into the whole internet whore lifestyle, of dressing young, making your face young, looking as hot as possible for as long as possible…

So instead of nude model babes who happen to have kids tanning at the park, I’m stuck with old as shit moms who are out there just as half naked, but because they’ve given up and don’t care, and not because they want to be jacked off to.

Luckily, the moms of the internet over compensate for being moms, because they know it’s basically a body and pussy destroying thing that they need to fight off to survive….we just need more mom’s not willing to give up to keep the MILFs being authentically moms we want to fuck and not moms wee fuck because we’re horny and they’re available…there’s a difference.

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2022

23

May

Charli XCX Blasphemy of the Day

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Charli XCX is out here using some “Holy Spirit” branded panties to remind you that she sold her soul to the devil in the last year or two officially, in efforts to finally have a career and the devil pulled through for her, because she’s had some hit videos/singles, some Netflix show and some media coverage she’d never have if she hadn’t sold her soul…..she also bought a 25 million dollar mansion, because working for Satan to destroy the younger generation is key….

Doing things like dripping your nasty ass and cunt all over religious branded panties to be shocking, or to be offensive and edgy, when we all know that’s low level disrespect to Christianity, almost a fucking joke dis to Christianity, but hopefully enough to get her struck down, because that’s what her and her big enough tits, just not big enough for her to be seen as hot enough, cuz all I see is some underserving trash acting like she’s finally made it after 10 years of trying, who clearly didn’t make it those 10 years prior because she’s just not very interesting….

Even bringing the shock value, like a Catholic school girl fucking a crucifix to be edgy, is hardly fucking working, it’s probably less about her pussy being the holy spirit and more about needing the holy spirit after smelling it…

Vile pig bitch.

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2022

23

May

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Top of the Day

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I did not give a shit about Cavallari back when she was younger and on TV, so I am not really into her now that she’s some MILF divorcee with a set of tits and a hard nipple, that is shamelessly showing off said tits and hard nipple, because it’s good for her social media ratio, building followers, working the algorithm, so that she can sell more product, since her hefty child support and alimony from fucking a pro athlete to completion isn’t enough, you know she doesn’t want to be one of those OC moms who doesn’t work and who collects the checks from their exes thanks to strategic work with their cunts, you know prostituting without the stigma, or the late nights on the street approaching cars and hoping it’s not cops, filled with more designer clothing, expensive homes and you just need one john dumb enough to cum in you to sort it all out and spin it like you’re not a whore…I mean she was on TV, so she can’t be a money grubber…that’s what they want you to think…or she’s an entrepreneur with a brand who you’d think doesn’t need to be a money grubber….yet for whatever reason, the tits are out like a money grubber….so if it looks and smells like a money grubber, we can assume that’s exactly what it is and exactly why the tits are out.

Shameless, shouldn’t she be at soccer practice or doing other rich mom shit, so maybe rich mom shit is about having the tits out….holding onto the ability to give boners as long as they can.

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2022

23

May

Kourtney Kardashian’s Nasty Ass of the Day

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The trashy, evil, demonic, pieces of shit that basically were chosen as the family to destroy a generation of women, turning them into face injected muppets, willing to do anything to get a payout for just being themselves, so that they can buy expensive shit they don’t need….were in Italy, because a cancelled brand – DOLCE & GABBANA – who got turned on for some racist shit a few years ago decided to sponsor the Kourtney and Travis Barker wedding from hell, or that they wish was from hell, because they’ve all sold their fucking souls in order to be these weird people….that I am surprised anyone gives a shit about…they really aren’t interesting.

But yeah, great marketing opportunity for the brand to get into the media, great marketing opportunity for the family to milk a very boring storyline of some menopuasal bitch marrying a freak drummer from a punk band of yesteryear….NO ONE CARES, but they fucking try to make us care….they’ve been married 3-4 times already, fuck off already.

If you ever see pics of the two idiots, and you do, because they milk this story on the media like they milk the cows that are the Kardashians….they’re always tongues down each other’s throat and if you didn’t know they were rich and famous, you’d think they were medicated street buskers on some bender in the bus shelter.

I know what you’re thinking, Barker survived one plane crash, society would benefit if FINAL DESTINATION comes through on the flight home in a “YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME DEMON”….you know take em all out for the betterment of society as a whole…if that is God’s will and it arguably should be.

In the meantime, I’ll look at the 45 year old’s nasty mom ass in a thong that you know she’s likely had shaped to look this way by the family ass doctor who made Bruce’s cock into a cunt.

Garbage fucking people that the tabloids fucking love….and as gross as I think they are, I’ll still stare at their thonged asses…why not.

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2022

23

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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This weekend, I learned a very creepy thing that involves transgenders breast feeding.

It all stems from the Calvin Klein pregnant man that went viral a few weeks ago, everyone was mad that they used a pregnant man in their campaign, which is basically a woman who cut her tits off, took male hormones until deciding it was time to get pregnant like they were born to do, but it gets fucking weirder, because the pregnant man was dating an over the top bimbo, and I was like “that bimbo is a dude for sure”….you you have dude with fake tits on chick hormones, making a baby with chick with no tits on male hormones, and a fashion brand decided to exploit them for PR stunts….

Anyway, the girl in the relationship, who was born man, was breast feeding their baby and I though that’s fucking twisted and perverted, maybe even child abuse…making a kid latch onto a dude’s fake tit.

AS IT TURNS OUT…..to make the trans thing weirder, they induce lactation in barren women, and thus in men on women’s hormones who get their mammary glands pumping thanks to their hormones….so the baby is ACTUALLY sucking man milk…and not the man milk you want your girl sucking out of your balls, but rather man milk from the tit….GOOGLE IT.

It makes breast feeding, the natural function of the tit, weirder than it already is, but I guess a breast feeding fetish is always weird, except when you’re in public and being shown a tit, when otherwise you wouldn’t…

You see a milk filled tit, may be a tit doing its job, it may excite a husband now that his wife has huge engorged tits, but to an outsider it’s an inferior tit that we look at when it’s showed to us, because it is a tit.

Now, not knowing if the milk tit is woman or man, throws a wrench in the whole fucking fetish.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

23

May

Alaska Air Wanted This Bitch to Cover-Up her Tits and Other Videos of the Day

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Gym Buds

Gym New Booty

Store Booty

Smelling her own cunt

Pug VS Slut

Short Girl at the Gym

Fishnet Raver Girl

The Baywatch Run

Leg Spreads

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2022

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Have ya’ll died from the latest LOL that is going to ruin our lives and take from our freedoms….MONKEYPOX?

Or do you just hate this shitty website…

I’ll run with MONKEYPOX, because they couldn’t have named it anything dumber for their branding and marketing purposes…you know to let us know they are trolling us and that there is nothing we can do.

Thankfully, no doctors ever heard for the virus found in lab monkeys in the 60s, but there’s a vaccine for you to get to SAVE yourself, even though they stopped the SMALL POX vaccine they’ve rebranded for being toxic.

Now we’ll have lockdowns, passports, all the same fun stuff back to back with the last pandemic, assuming people go along with it, and they will, they love pandemics.

The story is that it is only gay people getting it from gay sex, but they don’t call them gays, they call them “Men who have sex with Men”….

You can’t call them gay anymore, even in a joking way, even though thy are called jokes for a fucking reason…..that’s the whole foundation of a fucking joke….to laugh at shit….despite uptight people getting offended by it, that’s actually what makes the joke funny…not that I know anything about funny..

But I do know links and here are some stepLINKS…

OnlyFans Model Hooks Her Friends Up With Her Exes!
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RGIII’s Wife Grete Dunks on Everyone With Her Mom Bod in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Morning Coffee With a Robe On..
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Redditors spot complete contrast in appearances between Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers
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Model in Mexico Looking Good on Vacation
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Pilot Takes Out Flight Attendant
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Camera Lens with Crazy Zoom
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Chris Pratt Made a New baby
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Fake Restaurant Employee Prank
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember motherfuckers, whether you’re rich as shit, living your best superstar life thanks to social media, or broke, alone, lame as shit, out of touch with the world, waiting to die because you don’t need to be impressive you can just be…..life’s good.

Mainly because I won’t be updating this bullshit cancer on my life website for two fucking days…

It’s the freaky weekend motherfuckers…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Everyone is fucking nuts.

Here are some stepLINKS

Kelly Bensimon Takes on Miami!
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Sydney Sweeney’s Weekend Words of Wisdom
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Le’Veon Bell’s Ex Cherise Showing Off
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Miley in a See Through Dress
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Simu Liu say he was rejected from ‘Crazy Rich Asians’ for not having the “It” factor
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Ryan Reynolds recalls brothers ‘saving’ him from dad’s anger!
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Not a Scene from the New Top Gun
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Nude Model Dasha!
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Go To Bed with Irina Shayk!
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Watch Out, C.J. Perry aka Former WWE Diva Lana Has a Subscription Based Website
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Getting Wet!
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Chloe Bennet Bare Ass
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A Few Videos Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life
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20 Hilarious Menu Translations
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Lunchtime Fails!
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Harrison Ford And Helen Mirren To Star In ‘Yellowstone’ Prequel ‘1932’
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7 Year Old Kid Drives to Get a Slushie
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Pufferfish Chomps Through A Carrot!
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Trying To Break A Steel Axle Using LEGO Blocks!
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Censorship Has Struck Madonna!
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IG Golfer Karol Priscilla is Back
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Massive Iceberg ‘Shooter’ Collapses!
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Pranking People With A Fake Cucumber!
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Rick Owens Has Some Interesting Objects!
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Michael Vick Coming Out of Retirement
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Divers Discover A Mother Octopus Taking Care Of Her Clutch Of Eggs!
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Trying To Break A Steel Axle Using LEGO Blocks!
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Halsey Gets In on The Chronically Ill TikTok Trend!
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Panthers Still Interested in Adding a Veteran QB Via a Trade
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Tired Man after His Shift..
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Johnny Depp Laughs During The Mention Of Alpacas
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Maisie Williams Became BFF with Kourtney and Travis!
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Lolo Jones is Still Looking for a Husband
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Why Modern Submarines Having Rounded Noses
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‘Incel’ From Costa Mesa Records Himself Pepper Spraying Women
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Refills!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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SI Swim had an Event
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Aguilera’s Cleavage
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Elsa Hosk is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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Nina Dobrev Hot at an Event
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Emmy Rossum in a Slutty Outfit – Still UGlY
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Saweetie in Glamour
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The Fabulous Mrs Maisel in a Skimpy Red Dress on Fallon
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Kendall Jenner’s Fitness Gear
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TikTok Star Dixie is Not Impressive
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Priscilla Presley Lives
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Jessica Chastain at an Event in Pink
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Sluts at Cannes –
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Lana Del Ray Gets a Parking Ticket
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Olivia Wilde Italy Vacation
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Meg Donnelly at an Event
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Olivia Culpo in Jeans
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Katherine McNamara Long Legs
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Elle Fanning at an Event
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Leo Dicaprio’s Gf who Looks 45 in a Sports Bra
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Ella Hunt Hot Body
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl with a Toy in Front and Then Back
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4 Wtf was That
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Spicy the Hot Amateur
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Magic Boobs
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Weird Orange Toy
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33 Shitty Days
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Holly Garner Lollipops
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Girl Better out of the Gown
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The Ass on the Dildo
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Red Sock Toy Fucker
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Crackhead Shit
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Weird Body Piercings.
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Skinny Blonde and her Awesome Bod
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Panties to the Side Dildo In
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Girl Getting the Facial
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GOOD THINGS – SMALL PACKAGES!
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Goopy
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Fighting Fridays
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Walmart Shopper in the Shopping Cart
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Hot MILF
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Industrial Sized Weirdness
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The Pikachu Porn Girl
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Gamer Girl Rides a Dildo
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Big Girl Rocks the Dildo
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Up Against the Glass
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Masturbating Girl
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Pussy Grips
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Finger Girl Masturbating
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Riding Dildo in Bed
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Panties to the Side
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Slipping Dildo In
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Table Top Dildo Girls
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2022

20

May

Katee Sackhoff Nerdy Semi Nude of the Day

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Katee Sackhoff is the 42 year old from Battlestar, a show I haven’t watched, but have heard good things about, from basically every nerd I’ve ever met, which may be why I didn’t watch it, but that could also be because space isn’t real, the earth is flat, we are surrounded by a Firmament, it’s in the bible, and they’re just fucking with us to make us think we are small and insignificant, right…

Whether those conspriacies are fact or not doesn’t change my opinion on movies or shows that take place in space, I have always hated them, even as a little confused autistic child…

I know Katee Sackoff from the Longmire series, currently on Nashville’s own Circle Network, every night at 6 pm….it’s basically Yellowstone before Yellowstone and I was sad they ended it because I like cowboy shit.

She’s 42, she’s a big broad, and she’s naked or partially naked, you can see her pussy pants through her legs and I figure friday is for nerd clickbait so take it even if there’s no nudity in the strategic nude…you gotta leave something for the imagination, I guess, but she’s also at that mid 40s age of who cares, final hurrah, here are my tits you fucking perverts….which I guess she hasn’t reached yet.

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2022

20

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I saw some pretty promising advancements in my dream for a On/Off passport tied into my neurolink brain chip that keeps me connected to the internet without any device because I am the hardware…..and it wasn’t that Elon Musk paid his flight crew pretty well for allowing him to show them his dick…something a lot of dudes with either ridiculously small dicks or ridiculously big dicks do…I’ve been to enough parties to have seen enough dicks I wasn’t wanting to see…it’s a thing…and I’m not defending Elon, but if I got 250k to see a billionaire’s dick on a regular work day as a flight waitress…I’d be pretty happy about it.

I am not an Elon Groupie, I do think he’s the anti-christ, I am just saying that I am seeing some great updates including that Canadians miss the vaccine passports, they want to keep the dirty unvaccinated out of their stores….they want them back…..AND more importantly, they are running a pilot project for the digital ID system in Canada, at first for travel, but you know in time it will be for social credit and vaccine passports…which means….they may implement the ON/OFF feature for social credit I think we need….On/Off in REAL time, rather than this clunky, looking at pics on the internet of it…so 1990s….get FUTURE people.

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