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2008

06

Nov

Parent of the Year Reverse Racism Craziness of the Day

So this is an interesting video…..

Posted in:Obama

2008

06

Nov

Janice Dickinson Nice for the Paparazzi of the Day

So last week, Janice Dickinson was ripping into the paparazzi for being rats and from the sewers, and I was totally down with that, despite knowing that the paparazzi are the only reason she’s ever spoken of, because she may call herself the first supermodel, I never heard of her until she was working on another supermodel’s TV show and by that time, she was already beat up by the plastic surgeon’s knife and collagen injections that the only thing super about her, was the ability to suck dick without knowing she was sucking dick due to having no nerve endings left in her mouth….

Today she’s striking a pose for the motherfuckers and acting like their best fucking friends and this inconsistency is fuckin’ with my head. I guess she’s crazy, which makes sense, I mean she does have a vagina after all.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Paparazzi

2008

06

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Married Tits of the Day

Scarlett Johansson reminds me of a childhood friend I used to spend time with’s sister. She wasn’t really anything amazing to look at, you know always had a dumb look on her face and a bit of a dumpy body, but she had huge tits and for some unknown reason (her huge tits), all the guys in our school wanted to fuck the shit out of her.

I used to try to convince my friend to take pictures of her showering or in her underwear or pretty much anything exclusive that only he’d have access to because he was an insider and he would always get mad at me, you know telling me shit like “Dude, that’s my sister”.

I would always tell him that that was the beauty of the whole situation, firstly she’d never expect him to be doing that or lookin’ at her like that, so she’d be more comfortable and willing to be naked or topless around him because she didn’t see him as the predator but as family.

I would also tell him that if I had a sister, I’d totally bang the shit out of her, because at the time I was horny and appreciated the idea of having pussy sleeping in the bedroom next to me, and he would just freak out on me.

I then did some research at the local library to prove that there is no evidence that fucking your sister would lead to flipper babies, especially if you’re wearing a condom. The whole flipper baby theory was the government’s way to control people into being too scared to marry their family members and reproduce with their family members, before TV existed. You know, make them think if they do it, they’re going to go to hell and their demon child will be the proof that will get them caught, and I was just asking for some nudes, I wasn’t asking him to go out and crawl in bed with her and slide his hand in her panties while she was sleeping, and by hand, I mean penis.

Needless to say, I never got the pics, we stopped being friends and my persuasion didn’t work out as well as I had hoped, but every time I see Scarlett Johansson, I think about that girl and the set of tits I never saw. Here she is at some event.

Posted in:cleavage|Scarlett Johansson|Tits

2008

06

Nov

Extreme Home Makeover Goes Too Far of the Day

I saw this preview for Extreme Home Makeover the other day, and it made me laugh. This show is known for taking people’s sob stories are really milking the shit out of them, to get the sympathy views, or people who want to sit around and cry at how moving ABC is because they make these half million dollar houses for these families, while Ty makes half a million dollars an episode, and ABC makes millions of dollars an episode through advertisers all while most of the work and materials, furniture, appliances and accessories are donated by the companies who make them because they like the product placement plug and because the sob story sells, only this week they took it one step farther, by not just building a home for a sob story, but to have it built by a bunch of sob story.

The preview I saw had some guy with no legs manning a back ho and some dude on crutches running the project and i thought they took shit pretty much as far as they could, because like porn, eventually you get de-sensitized to standard missionary position sob stories and the less of an impact they have on your emotions, and I guess the only way to keep things extreme is to throw in handicapped people to build the houses. The whole thing is crazy, but I don’t really see how they’ll ever top this one off…..

Posted in:Explotation|Extreme Home Makeover

2008

06

Nov

Katy Perry Upskirt Pictures of the Day

Katy Perry flashed her panties and I wasn’t there to point and laugh, not that I would, because if I was in the same room as this cunt, I would most likely be throwing furniture at her, telling her to get that fucking song out of my head. You know if you met the person who has been torturing you all these months, you’d want to get your revenge too, but I guess the only salvation I have is that there’s nothing hot about this pig of a girl, who may look like she’s not a pig anymore, because of all the cocaine addiction and pressure of having to dance around on stage and get off her couch, but the second she stops that shit, it’s back to donuts and potato chips where she’ll figure out a new sexual fantasy that attention craving girls do to exploit, I can assume that flashing your white panties in a way that we can’t determine how meaty or hairy your pussy is while hanging with Perez Hilton aren’t it.

I can’t post the pics, because the agency that owns them is a cocksucker who sent me a 6,000 dollar invoice, so I’ll link out to another site in the event you’re interested in looking at this pasty bitch lookin’ very unattractive, even with the sound turned off.

Too see the shitty pictures, follow this link, but I really don’t know why you’d want to …
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Posted in:Katy Perry|Upskirt

2008

06

Nov

Willis Sister Exclusive of the Day

I think the Willis family are pretty fucking rancid girls. I am talking wrongfully labeled People’s Most Beautiful because their mom paid off the magazine to put them on the list and was trying to cover-up the lies that she’s been feeding them their entire life when they come to her crying that a boy turned them down because they look like monsters.

Now every time Rumer comes crying on her mother’s doorstep, interrupting Ashton Kutcher’s MILF Fantasy where Demi teaches him how to tie his shoe while fucking his face, she can bust out the magazine and say “what do guys know, People Magazine said your beautiful”, tricking her into believing it and shutting her the fuck up so Rumer can goes back to her life with her delusion, far from Demi, because every time Demi looks at Rumer, she has to be reminded of how she wronged the world and how God wronged her, so it’s better to keep shit out of sight, for pretty much all of us,

Sometimes delusion is better than the truth since the truth in this case would lead any normal person to jump off a fucking bridge to say goodbye to this cruel world and leave their broken up face in a ravine/river where it belongs….

I don’t know what the fuck Demi Moore did wrong in a past life, or what the silicone implants and botched plastic surgery/ drug use did to her uterus but I think it’s just bad genes, because when she was younger she was a fuckin’ disgusting troll of a woman too, but she was smart enough to invest in herself and trick the world into thinking she was worth fucking, and by world I mean Ashton Kutcher, her tool to make her feel young.

Either way, I got this email about the Willis sisters and since I am lazy today, I figured I’d put it out there, because I hate them, and apparently so do other people.

i wish rumer was doing something other than being ugly in these pics.  do what you wish with them. they might not end up being of any use to you.

rumer is a major cunt though. i met her and wanted to choke her all night. the way she treated the staff there was insane.  she barked orders at them like they were idiots. bitch doesn’t even know how to say thank you.

When you’re that ugly, you’re allowed to hate the world. Here are those pics.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|Scout Willis|Ugly

2008

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

After all this O(prah)Bama shit, I am happy to say that my unemployed friend in New Mexico just applied for food stamps it’s a great day for America and for him.

I got this email:

Hi!

My name is Angelina and I have 3 wonderful kids and one of my daughter is
diagnosed with tourrette’s syndrome,the doctor says it is a child onset
disorder with symptoms appearing between 2 and 15 years of age, so she needs me
more than ever, due to our family emergency ,I am looking to place a
litter of gorgeous english bulldog puppies and parents, I cannot afford to care
for these dogs anymore. They are so adorable with wonderful
personalities and they have their complete shots and worming.Please contact me
immediately if you are interested in the dogs.

Have a beautiful day,

Angelina.

I get emails like this everyday, always about someone trying to unload bulldog puppies and I don’t fuckin’ get it and that’s all I have to say about that….

Here are my links:

Marilyn Manson Got Dumped By That 17 Year Old Who Thinks She’s Dita Von Tease
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Here’s Some Trailer For a Movie Kind of About Star Wars, You Know, Cause
We Didn’t Say Everything We Already Had to Say With All The Other Star Wars Movies
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This British Chick Looks Like an Even More Digusting Version of Paris Hilton
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Leonardo Dicaprio Wants You to Feel Sorry for Him
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Look at Coco’s Labia Lip
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Sarah Shahi Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits Are In Nuts Again
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Kung Fu Clowns!
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Tribute to Party Sluts!
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RIP Motherfucker the Michael Crichton Edition….I Guess, he’s Gone to the Big Jurassic Park in the Sky….and the people in the ER weren’t very good to their Client ….
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Why is Kate Hudson so Boring?
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Let’s Get Barack Rolled One More Time
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Drunk Test!!
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Celebrate Your Country Moving into a New Era By Jerking Off To SLuts
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Who Knew Japanese Beaches Were So Fun?
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Sky Diyving Goes Wrong..Oops
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Prop 8 Passed Because You Are All Scared of Gays
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Child Life as a Mech Warrioe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tereza Fox is Blue
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Linda G Wants to Show Off
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WHEN AMY WINEHOUSE ATTACKS!!!
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Brad Pitt’s Agent Has Some ‘Spalinin to Do
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Striptease of the Day
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Parkour Epic Fail
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Obama the Musical
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Television Boob Slippage
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Holly Madison is a Narccist
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Marketa Pechova goes Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Fuck Obama Getting the Presidency, If This Bitch Gets a Record Deal, Anything is Possible
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Roomate Scare!!!
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Lezzies By the Pool
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Amy Winehouse’s Hubby Blaaaaaaaake is Out of the Chokey
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Friends With Benefits
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Steve Guttenberg Jogs Naked, I Don’t Know Who He is Or Why He’s Jogging Naked But It’s Weird.
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Some Ugly Jewish Girls In Bikinis in Israel
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Sexy Photoshoot with Carmit Bachar formerly of the Pussycat Dolls:
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A Gallery of NFL girls that you might like. Check it out here
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Members of the British Opera Pose Naked for Charity
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Some Crazy Irish Dude Lets a Train Run Over Him
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Some Shit You Can Get At Harriet Carter That You’ll Never Use…..But Can Buy For Someone You Hate…
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Christina Ricci’s Hard Nipples
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Listen to the New Beyonce Album Leaked
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Lohan Was More Fun When She Was Doing Drugs and Crashing Her Car
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Construction Oopsy Daisy
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International Babe of the Day
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Make a Mini Blow Dart Gun!
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Worst Gameshoe Ever
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds

Some Girl Makes Her Vagina Wink At You
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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money?  Earn $200/day here instead
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Some Slutty Cop in Costume Showing Big Tits….
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Here’s the Reason Obama Won…

Here’s an Obama Tribute
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Here’s a Pretty Weird Fetish Video…..

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Now I can get off this fucking computer….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

05

Nov

Katie Green Nude Pictures of the Day

Last year, this cop in training was among FHM’s High Street Honeys Top Ten. I guess that’s some UK shit. Since then, Katie Green was chosen as the new face (and body) of Wonderbra, to her surprise because she’s a size 12. Former Wonderbra Models include Eva Herzigova, Sophie Anderton, who’s vagina I just posted and Dita Von Teese, clearly leading us to realize that the people at Wonderbra aren’t too picky and take what they can get.

I saw these pictures of her posing naked and figured I’d end the day with them, because let’s face it, I have a headache, i am tired of writing and I only have 3 beers and a bottle of some obscur liquor someone brought me back from Hungary called Unicum, something I’ve tried to avoid because the name makes me feel gay when I takes swigs of it and because it tastes like some herbal remedy used to cure warts in the 1800s, not that I know what that would taste like, but we’re all allowed to make assumptions, I mean 90 percent of what I say is based on assumptions…
Here are them there pics….


Bonus – here she is in FHM High Street Honeys that took from the blue collar civil servant life and lead to her new career as a the Wonderbra model….
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Posted in:Katie Green|Nude

2008

05

Nov

NYC Sex Blogger’s Calendar of the Day

Here’s a genius idea, get a group of sex bloggers no one has heard about in lingerie and take pictures of them to make a calendar out of, where the proceeds go to some sex workers organization.

You know, because bloggers are really the kind of people you want to see in lingerie. They’re not people who you never want to see because it will ruin your opinion of the shit they write that you jerk off to , you know everything changes when the sluts talking about sex aren’t actually sluts because they never got sex growing up, but people who just study it and make it their lives to make up for what they are missing in their day to day lives.

You know, people who take the time to make a site, update a site, and write useless drivel on a site, are usually useless people not pretty enough to be allowed out of their house. Mainly because their jobs/hobbies alone prove that they have nothing else going on with their lives, while good lookin’ people are actually out there living, doing, fucking and not over analyzing and writing about the the shit to change the world with their army of 5 readers who know they exist.

Now, I’ve never heard of these bitches or their sites, and I wish I hadn’t seen these pictures of these bitches or their sites, because they are pretty fuckin’ busted, but I guess they’re hot for bloggers, which definitely is not saying much because sitting around eating oreos all day while talking about how masturbating is okay isn’t really conducive to being someone I want to watch masturbate.

Trust me, I know a guy who has a blog and he never leaves the house and when he does people give ratty hair, beard and body he let go many years ago looks of total disgust, maybe because he smells, is unshowered and wearing ratty dirty clothes, but probably because of the package as a whole and when they try to talk to him to see if he needs any help or for them to call an ambulance, his lack of social skills from having a blog and being married to a computer usually ends up offending them awkwardly and makes them go on their merry way, and allows him to go back to his useless site nobody ever reads…..He pretty much has no reason to be allowed to live, so celebrating his existence and cause by being in any pictures, magazines or calendars, despite how often he talks about his fat wife and small useless penis is really in society’s best interest.

Unfortunately, these bitches didn’t take my lead and stay hidden behind their computer screens for the benefit of humanity, and here are some of their pics, think of it as a preview to a calendar only lesbians will buy.

Now that’s enough coverage for these beasts.

Here’s the Behind the Scenes Video….

Posted in:Calendar|Sex Blogger

2008

05

Nov

Sophie Anderton’s Meaty Upskirt of the Day

Her name is Sophie Anderton, I don’t know anything about her because she’s from the UK and the only thing I know about the UK is that they created a whole lot of sluts who aren’t too shy to show off their tits, and that their queen isn’t a gossip blogger, but it turns out that these sluts don’t always wear panties, and here’s her meat. Not sure when it was taken, but it is definitely a shitty quality picture, which is only appropriate for a shitty quality pussy. Ohhhhh, Dis.

Posted in:Sophie Anderton|Upskirt