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2008

15

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Gets Political on Funny or Die of the Day

So now that Hayden Panettiere is 18, she feels like she’s got the right to talk politics and preach her bullshit opinion. Here she is for Funny Or Die, making Will Farrell richer while making videos that aren’t funny, doing some pretty weak sarcasm telling people to vote for McCain if they want to die and that they should also take up drinking and smoking and having unprotected sex with random people, which I have to agree with, but I am not saying it to be funny and I don’t want to get political here because it’s boring, especially coming from someone with no business talking politics, so I guess what it comes down to is that Hayden Panettiere should DIE because that video was a bust, as was this post, but at least you can look her dropping the f-word while jerking off to her pictures now…..

Posted in:Funny or Die|Hayden Panettiere|Political

2008

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife asked me for a Thanksgiving stuffing yesterday, I think she was coming onto me, I started to panic, but instead of going through with it and trying to think of something hot, I just went into the kitchen and gave her the left over stuffing that our friend brought over to us and I think she was a lot happier with that than actually having sex with me, pretty much the story of my life, I guess I’d take food over me naked pretty much any day and I’d take anything to not have to deal with my wife naked so I guess it all worked out in the end, making this post absolutely pointless, which is probably nothing new.

Something else that’s not new, my links, and here they are…

Dyan Cannon May Be 71, But I Still Wanna Bang Her
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Now THAT’S How you Sing the National Anthem
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I’m Sorry, But Michelle Marsh Looks Like a Man
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Stacy Keibler is Doing Her Think in Maxim
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Audrina Patridges’ Tits’ Finest Moment
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Britney Spears is Flashing Her Shit Again
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I Guess Everyone Deals with Traffic Stops Different
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Masuimi Max is Fine With Me
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Because I Know You Can Never Have Enough Porn
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Britney Spears Fans Are Having a Cry
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Drew Barrymore’s Highbeams Throwback
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I Really Don’t Understand Victoria Beckham
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REGIS WILL FART IF HE WANTS TO
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stuffed Animal Causes Car Crash
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Some Girls Just Know Their Calling From the Start
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Blood Sucker!
No, Really!
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It’s Not Really Sex If You Do It Alone, Stop Kidding Yourself
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I Mean, Who Didn’t See It Coming
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Sorry Beckhams, But I Would Have Done the Same Thing
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We Never Had Cell Phones In Class Anyways
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A Little Megan Fox Always Does US Good
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Dodgeball, Meet Face
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Carol Is All Sorts of Sexy
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Denise Shows Off for the Camera
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Nozomi Sasaki is my Japanese Fantasy
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Gerard Butler Sinks to a New Low
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Striptease of the Day
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Sarah Palin is a….
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Why Does Lohan, a Hot Chick, Insist on Doing Things That Make Her Look Disgusting
Like Ugly Hair, Fake Tans, or Becoming a Lesbain
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Just Stripped
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Service Station Sex!
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Some Are Disgusting and Some Are Just Plain Weird
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Whats Wrong With Tracy Bingham
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NOT SARAH PALIN NAKED
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You Say You Don’t Need Help, and I Say, We All Need Help Sometimes
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Carmen Ortega Is Pretty Much Naked
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Michael Jacson Banged Marcia Brady
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Sandee Westgate Hets Her Locker Room On
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You Have Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me
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Jane Taylor is All Sorts of Sexy
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White Boy Body Wave
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Vagina Weight Lifting
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Some Texas Probation Officer Gets Fired for Nude Pics on the Internet….
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Sarah Palin Joke of the Day
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Some Girl on the Beach With Talented Tits
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Some Throwback Naomi Watts Nude Scene
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Is Tila Tequila a Vegas Escort?
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Check out the Wonder How To Awards….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Dude’s Babe Collection….
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Slutty Vegas Cowboy in Shorts and Boots….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

14

Oct

Caroline D’Amore and Blaise Dipersia Deleted My Facebook of the Day

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So….It turns out that Caroline D’Amore is the reason I got deleted off Facebook.

Her boyfriend’s brother is a dude named Blaise Dipersia who happens to work at Facebook and it was revealed to me that he was the person who disabled my account. I don’t know who this fucker is, I don’t know what he does at Facebook, but he’s clearly high enough on the chain to disable profiles for his friends…what I do know is that this is clearly an abuse of power, where facebook employees over-ride everyday people and side with their family in friends while deleting profiles and I find that to be unethical business practices.

I have reached out to facebook for comment, but they haven’t responded so if anyone knows his boss, send me their email contact and if anyone hears Caroline D’Amore is badly DJing in their city, boycott the event, this Celine Dion bitch is the fucking devil and I want to get Blaise fired…it’s a personal mission….


This is his website…
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I called him and told him who I was and he hung up on me like a little bitch…..Sucks getting busted….

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

14

Oct

Serena Williams Has Pretty Fat Ass for an Athlete of the Day

Serena Williams is a fucking beast. This creature kills it on the tennis courts and now she is killing me while rockin’ a bikini. I know that I have attacked these twins for being the modern day “Ladybugs” or it’s newer “She’s The Man” spin-off, saying that their tennis father dressed his little boys up as girls at a young age to destroy all the conservative white folks at the tennis club he was the landscaper at, but I think I was wrong and that these girls are in fact girls. I also think I was wrong in ripping into them for being too fat to be athletes because lets face it, they always fucking win, and maybe my perception of being fit is not actually what being fit is, because I consider any girl not being fed through an IV or feeding tube too fat and instead of worrying about who or what they are, we should focus in on this crazy fucking booty, because let’s face it, it’s pretty much impossible not to. This thing is huge and I think I’m ready to see her make it talk, but I am not sure her bedroom floor or anything she’s standing on is strong enough to withstand the impact…

Speaking of impact, a little known fact about these pictures of her surfing is that the wave she is riding was created when she jumped in the ocean.

That little known fact was weak, I am going to take a coffee break and try to collect my thoughts. Today has been a disgrace to myself and in the meantime, check out Serena Williams’ ass.

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Ass|Serena Williams

2008

14

Oct

Nicolette Sheridan’s Ass in a White Bikini of the Day

There’s nothing like seeing a little Michael Bolton sloppy seconds strutting her old lady body that puts most 20 year old bodies to shame around in a bikini, knowing that he ruined her like he ruined Frank Sinatra’s Music back in 2006. I do know that her body is definitely the kind of body you can try to pretend is still a virgin when you get with her, despite knowing that the only reason she’s on TV is because she’s not a virgin, if you know what I mean. If you don’t, bust out your mom’s Desperate Housewives Season 1 DVD boxset and see her trying to act, not that that would be too hard of a task for your lazy body, considering you keep it hidden under your bed for those lonely nights alone….which are pretty much every night…..

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Nicolette Sheridan

2008

14

Oct

Kelly Brook in a Bikini for Some Play Called Fat Pig of the Day

Kelly Brook is some model who has gone to far and tried to make the move into acting, but the good news is that the directors of the play “Fat Pig” that’s going on in the UK, didn’t really take her seriously enough to give her a serious role and her acting on stage consists of her running around in a bikini. I don’t know if she has any dialogue and I hope she doesn’t, because it would really take away from what she’s good at, and throw the audience off, like the time I accidentally walked into a transexual bar and thought the girl I was talking to was a girl, until it’s tongue was halfway down my throat and it was too late to turn back because I didn’t want to hurt any feelings, but a little less psychologically abusive.

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Brook

2008

14

Oct

Audrina’s Skinny Dipping on The Hills of the Day

Since I don’t watch The Hills and probably never will watch The Hills, I have no idea what drama is being staged in this recent video of Audrina swimming topless for some dude, but I am pretty sure it was written by a team of experts and executed badly by a half retarded chick with fake tits who you all want to fuck. This shit’s not real life and anyone who thinks it is, is clearly as stupid as Audrina, who I hear just figured out how to spell her name. The show is offensive, young girls buy into this shit and try to turn their boring lives into a drama filled mess and I blame The Hills for half the abortions the abortion clinic saw last week, not to mention half the herpes cases, half the girls stealing each others boyfriends and half of the Uggs sales. I don’t know where I am going with this, but I’ll see you in Cabo….and to anyone who thinks that Audrina is a useless waste of space, you’re wrong, bitch gets naked in pools for a guy who she looks like she may have fucked and if she hasn’t she definitely wants to fuck and he’s just stringing her along like the helpless insecure girl that she is so that he keeps the upper hand and has his way with her is and in the perfect world, that would be every girl’s full time job….none of this running corporations, being doctors, having real jobs bullshit….

Posted in:Aurina Patridge|Skinny Dip|The Hills

2008

14

Oct

I hate Bouncers of the Day

Here’s a video of the bouncers at One Nightclub in Hollywood, where celebrities hang out, fucking up some punk who obviously did something wrong according to them at their night club. I am sure this is a shitty fucking place, where the people inside feel they are more important than they actually are, who wear Ed Hardy and buy bottles of Grey Goose, you know the 9 to 5 millionaires pretending they are partying like rockstars while charging the night to their credit card they can’t afford and end up getting rowdy enough for the staff to take them outside. Bouncers are fucking thugs who feel like they can fuck people up at their discretion, because they think that is their job and at every club, they are power tripping people who are bitter at the world because they have to deal with people having a good time, while getting paid 10 dollars an hour.

I have had my fair share of trouble with bouncers for doing a variety of things. Once I passed out puking in the bathroom of a club after being over served and the bouncer picked me up over his shoulder, threw me down a flight of stairs and banned me from coming back. Another time, I got in a fight with a bouncer for kicking me out with a hat on and I ended up trying to choke him, which turned out to be a minor mistake, because dude was a fucking ninja. Another time, they asked me to leave a bar after I purchased a pitcher of beer and when I tried smuggling it out because I felt that it was rightfully mine, they jumped me, leaving me with a fractured skull. Another time, the bouncer wouldn’t let me into a bar and I offered to pay him 10 dollars an hour to stand by my bathroom door and teach me to be a tough guy, ending up in gettin punched again. Then there was the time I called a bouncer a rockstar and it turned out he didn’t like being called a rockstar and he beat me up only for me to tell him while bloody as fuck that he just proved he’s a fucking rockstar only to get me beat down some more. I have always liked getting kicked out of clubs, especially really shitty ones, I liked getting banned from clubs a lot more because it made me feel like I left my mark, the only problem is that police never side with you after getting assaulted by these motherfuckers and you can’t sue or get them arrested for assault because the cops see them as an extension of the law and so do they. I even had a drunk friend who was walking outside a club and wasn’t even a patron of a club get beat to death, those bouncers ended up going to jail, because they were murderers bullying on some loud dude on the street where they don’t really have any jursidiction, but shit’s just representative of how they think they are O.J. Simpson and above the fucking law and I am posting this video because I hate them even when they beat up little wimpy motherfuckers who I wouldn’t normally side with because I hate everything they represent, but I guess I hate bouncers more….

So if you are in LA, don’t go to One Nightclub, shit looks pretty fucking lame, proven in the fact that Kim Kardashian hangs out there….

Posted in:Bouncers|Kim Kardashian|One Nightclub

2008

14

Oct

Sophie Monk’s Fat Chick Panty Line of the Day

So Sophie Monk decided to get back at her Good Charlotte sister, who moved her to the USA with promises of lesbian marriage and children, before getting swept up by Paris Hilton’s rank vagina, when she was trying to save her career and jump on the Lohan / Ronson lesbian party boat, and she’s doing it by releasing a line of underwear based on the underwear the Good Charlotte Sister used to wear for her. Shit’s contouring and makes fat chicks think they look less fat, but strapping them down and squeezing them proper like we were in the middle ages and they were some kind of high society woman or some shit, only knowing Sophie Monk’s celebrity, they’ll probably be sold at Sears next to LL Cool J’s collection of suburban gangster gear for the whole family, in his last whimper for attention.

So the good news about that is that Good Charlotte sister’s fat girl panties aren’t just for the rich and famous anymore and in the economic crisis, that’s the social conscious thing to do, because when you have to decide whether to go with the groceries or a pair of cheeap underwear to trick men into thinking you are worth fucking, go with the underwear, because that man you may be tricking could be rich enough to take you out for dinner and we all know that can be expensive because you eat more than the average person and because of the fact that you are wearing these panties pretty much means food is probably the last thing you need.

I like the way Sophie Monk has a pair of them on her head, she’s so playful like that, I heard that last week she let Ryan Seacrest shove his pantyhose down her throat to gag her before licking her asshole while jerking off. True Story.

Posted in:Fat Chick|Panty Line|Sophie Monk

2008

14

Oct

Olivia Munn Dances With Dead Fish of the Day

I don’t really know who this chick is because I don’t have TV and if I did I wouldn’t watch the virgin channel, but it’s video of the host of Attack of the Show Olivia Munn dancing around with dead fish. Sure it’s not all that seductive seeing as she’s wearing clothes and not inserting those creatures of the sea in her cunt, but it’s a good enough way to start the day and it’s a nice change of pace from the Japanese rotting fish vomit porn I usually try to wake up to, because it’s nice and wholesome and safe for TV and not contraband in most countries…..

Either way, if you’re a virgin loser, which you are, you probably are already married to this chick in your fantasies and this video will probably piss you off because she’s blatantly cheating on you..even if the fish is dead…and slutting it up for the cameras without your approval..for all of us to see and that’s the kind of shit that should make you mad enough to get on a bus and ride down to the west coast to break into her house, strip down, crawl into her bed and wait to surprise her when she gets home, by shouting “Honey, I’m home” while stroking your erection before locking her in the basement and performing a ritual wedding you invented against her will before getting arrested and sent away…..Watch the stupid video.

Posted in:Dance|Olivia Munn