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2008

18

Sep

Holly Branson’s Clown Tits of the Day

Richard Branson is probably my favorite billionaire. From the brand name Virgin because I like virgins despite never having had sex with one, to the laid back attitude he’s got. Dude’s someone I’d want to borrow money from. His airline looks amazing, he’s constantly innovating and he always makes times to do stupid stunts like on his stupid TV show. So it’s only natural that I want to fuck his daughter. Sure, she’s a meal ticket that is substantially better than my wife is as my meal ticket, which is the reason I married her because I don’t like work and she has a disability check she didn’t mind paying my way with, but I didn’t realize I was signing up for more than just a meal ticket because the second we got married bitch didn’t stop eating.

But this Branson chick is pretty decent looking too, I even like this heir to a billionaire dressed like a clown at some charity event she’s attending, because when your dad is a billionaire you don’t really have to work and have all the time in the world to get dressed up like an idiot and show the world your tits.

Posted in:Clown Tits|Holly Branson

2008

18

Sep

Janet Jackson Makes Some Dude Cum Himself By Simulating Sex and Making Out With Him On Stage of the Day

I thought Janet Jackson was too old to be performing, despite all the plastic surgery she’s had to make her look young but instead made her look like some kind of soft spoken monster, but it turns out she is on tour and when on tour it turns out that part of her show involves choosing the biggest, gayest fan, strapping him up on stage and simulating sex with him and making out with him until he cries hysterically and cums himself. I wonder what her little fiance Dupri thinks of all this, I’ve heard about white dudes getting off to their wives getting fucked by black dudes while they sit in the corner, but this is probably just one of those “part of the show” situations. Either way, watch the video and maybe this will encourage you to go to her show you can be this guy and touch the lips that touched a different dude in every city like some kind of travelling whore, only whores are smart enough to not make mouth to mouth contact cuz it’s plain dirty, but that doesn’t stop this Jackson, because like her brother she’s half robot and can’t die.

Posted in:Janet Jackson|Sex

2008

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I took my doctor’s advice to start exercising or else I’ll die today by walking up my stairs in the building I live in. I was told to do it for 20 minutes to 30 minutes without stopping. I managed to do about 1 minute before getting out of breath and going back home. The truth is that my building is about 5 floors, I live on the third and I gave up by the time I reached my floor so it was pretty fucking convenient. Maybe tomorrow will bring me closer to my weight-loss and long living goal by making me walk up those stairs again, I don’t see how that’s going to really help me because I’ve been walking up and down them at least twice a day for the last 5 years usually to go drink, but it hasn’t done me any good so my doctor’s obviously crazy. Speakin’ of crazy here are my crazy links love it…

Move Over Horatio Caine, You Got Nothing On Israeli CSI
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Wow, Are You Really This Stupid?
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The 10 Greatest Moments In Female Orgasm History
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Aubrey O’Day Sluts It Up Nicely
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I Wish Satring At Hot Girls Who Work OUt Was As Affective as Working Out Itself
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Expand Your Brocabulary
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Hayden Panty Airs is Breakin The Law
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Shauna Sand Extreme Elegance Edition
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The Little Magical Bitch From Narry Potter is Gettin’ Fit
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Hendry the Internet Monkey Junkie
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A Good Cheap Shot is the Only Way to Win a Fight
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Mischa Barton Ruined Nicole Richies Life
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Sophie Monk is Tasty
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When Google Goes Wrong
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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BREAKING NEWS
Pigs Have Sex on the Japanese News
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Some Super Hot Body Painting
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For Your Pursuit of Happiness
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Introducing Rocio Guirao Diaz
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Ref Knocks Out the Corner Man
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Ann Angel and Lia Get Some Fresh Air
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Well It’s Official, Lynne Spears is Completely Fucking Delusional
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Kinky Blonde Sheila and Her Sex Toy
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Sexy Brunette Strips Down
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Courtney Love is a Fucking Mess, Even For Her
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Beyonce Thinks She’s a Hot Cop
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Blake Lively is Doing Something or Other in a Horrible Outfit
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That’s One Big Swedish Fish
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Because Stealing Porn From You Dad Is Too Much Effort
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And You Thought You WOUld Be a Virgin Forever
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Bitch and a Gun for You Gun Totaing Americans
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Searching Pussie’s For Drugs
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Get Em Out Ladies!
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Kristy Hinze Needs a Nose Job
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Shay Laren’s White Cotton Panties
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Jenya Hangs OUt in Cold Cold Water
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Adrienne Curry Probably Made Up This Story About Her Having a Stalker To Make It Seem Like People Give a Shit About Her
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I have a PHD in Wikipedia, With a Minor in Google
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Fuck You Sarah Palin
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Hello Karina Jelinek
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Remotely Shut Down a Computer With a Cell Phone
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Some Bonus Links I Just Got in My Email….

Tallest Woman, Her Legs and the Shortest Man Pose Together
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Andeson Cooper’s Boy Toy
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Lohan Throwback Ass Shot
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The Politcal Babe Race
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O-Face or Republican Face
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Download the New Mickey Avalon Dyslexic Speedreaders Mix Tape that Isn’t Actually a Tape…But an MP3
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Some 5 Year Old Blew 105,000 Dollars of His Dad’s Money
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Israelis from Isreal Beauty Jew and the Geek Jew in Their Bikinis
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Oprah and Her Book on Raping and Molesting Kids
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Sean Connery Beats Women
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

This Black Chick’s Got a Vagina…And She Doesn’t Mind Showing It
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Some Kate Playground Lookin’ Chick Pics
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Some Chick in the Club Showing Off Her Dirty Tongue
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How About One More Bristol Palin Message to Fully Exhaust the Joke….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

17

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Does Complex Magazine Topless of the Day

So yesterday I posted the exclusive news that Aubrey O’Day has breast implants, but that was before I saw these pictures of her where I would have realized that we didn’t need whoever the guy being interviewed’s opinion on whether her tits are real or not, because shit look like they were rippped off a fuckin’ sex doll and taped to her chest. The good news is that Complex may be publishing full nipple pictures of her based on one of the pictures and I always support mainstream music and lifestyle magaines making the move to postin’ tits, because tits are really what we all want to look at.

It looks like she grew up with no father, was molested by her stepfather and has been in abusive relationship after abusive relationship all her life and now deals with her shit by lookin like a pornstar and dabbling in lesbianism like she was Lohan all in hopes of getting some positive male attention, but she’s just a rich kid from Palm Springs being a whore that you’d find in the gutter, and that kinda disappoints me, but these pictures don’t.

To See The Rest of the Pictures and Article
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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Complex

2008

17

Sep

Shauna Sand Wears a See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know if these pictures of Shauna Sand are new or not. She dresses like this everytime she leaves her house so it’s a sight we’ve all seen before, but there’s nothing wrong with celebrating her outfit in hopes that chicks in your neighborhood take her lead and start wearing this shit to work, to school, to the movies, to clubs so that we don’t have to pay those outrageous cover charge prices at the strip club. The only thing we have to figure out is how to put Shauna Sand on the map to become the trendsetter we need her to be. I’ll start working on it now.

Posted in:See Through|Shauna Sand

2008

17

Sep

Tiffani Amber Thiessen’s Big Fat Triathlon of the Day

Hey Tiffani Amber Thiessen, where have you been all these years? An all you can eat buffet? That makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is that this bitch was at the same Triathlon as J.Lo. I have no idea if she came out alive or if she even participated, but I do know that she did stock up on carbs before and after the event, but that’s nothing new for her, it’s kinda what she’s been doing the last few years. There was a time when she was hot and this is her now. Enjoy….

Posted in:Fat|Tiffani Thiessen|Triathlon

2008

17

Sep

Danielle Lloyd’s In Some Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

So British glamor model, Danielle Lloyd got in on some staged bikini pictures recently and I am posting them because like you, I have nothing better to do with my time, it’s this whole I post them while you look at them dynamic that makes us work. If only I could find this balance in my marriage, but have a feeling that the only balancing my wife knows how to do is the way she balances a plate of food on her gut while sitting on the couch complaining about why our TV doesn’t work, a skill I see in Danielle Lloyd’s future because she’s built like a fat chick in training, it’s just a matter of time before it happens, so enjoy these pics when you can because it’s not going to last forever.

Posted in:Bikini|Danielle Lloyd

2008

17

Sep

Courtney Love in A Hot See Through Top of the Day

Here are some pictures of Courtney Love looking amazing in a see through shirt. She’s about five steps away from death and that shit turns me on because I can’t help but wonder what her underwear smells like. It’s like she’s having a hard enough time taking care of the parts of her we see, just imagine the magical places that we can’t see. I love that she’s reading a book on the healing power for crystals, I think it’s safe to say that she’s probably only interested because she’s waiting for her favorite kind of crystal ( meth). The truth is that that was a seriously obvious joke. I am no good at this blogging thing anymore, like Courtney Love is no good at being anything attractive.

Posted in:Courtney Love|See Through

2008

17

Sep

Kate Hudson is Drunk in London of the Day

Kate Hudson was drunk in London this weekend. Lance Armstrong still only has one testicle and was in Canada this weekend for some charity event where people had to raise 25,000 dollars for cancer to ride their bikes with him.

I know they aren’t fucking anymore, but she still fucked a dude who is missing body parts, which probably isn’t as bad as the time I fucked this chick who was actually a neighbor’s Golden Retriever, boy was I embarrassed when they caught me. I am lying. I would never do that to a dog, but I’ve never fucked an amputee so I just can’t think of anything worse that I’ve done than fucking a dude with one ball, maybe fucking a dude with no balls and the female equivalent would be fucking a chick with no tits (Christina Applegate) but making fun of breast cancer is never funny, unless the chick with breast cancer is Sarah Silverman, because I hate her.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

17

Sep

Bristol Palin’s Phone Number of the Day

Gawker posted on some dude named ANONYMOUS who hacked Sarah Palin’s email and published Bristol Palin’s phone number. I figure since you like teenage pregnancy as much as me – especially when the baby to be’s grandma is going to be your President after McCain dies, you may want to leave her a message. I can’t guarantee if this is really her but I think it is….so call and find out before the number is changed…but then realized that I may get arrested and decided to go against it but I’m sure you can find it at Gawker. I did.

So instead, I called and left a stupid message. I am not feeling all that funny today but figured I’d post it anyway because if she’s old enough to be a mother, she’s old enough to have nude pictures on the internet and proves that 18 is just some arbitrary number.

Now – I will wait for the secret services to arrest me. This sure ain’t like it is in Alaska no more, where everyone’s all friendly and wholesome. Welcome to the real world country girl.

I got carried away and kept leaving her messages…they suck but they were more entertaining than posting about bullshit and now I am sharing them with you….

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Posted in:Bristol Palin|Phone Number