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2008

12

Aug

Some Olympic Water Polo Nipple Slip of the Day

The Olympics are like porn for sexually confused dudes who get off to women who look like men and here is some further proof with a water polo nipple slip. Now despite the fact that shit looks like it’s attached to some broad shoulders only your dad could have and you’re wondering if this is a Ladybug or Serena Williams situation, where she’s actually just a man too weak to play on the men’s team who has a sponsorship deal with duct tape, but the truth is that hot girls don’t do sports on this kind of competitive level, they are too busy doing other things, like shopping and lookin’ pretty and their idea of fitness is not eating for 2 days and taking a lot of laxatives or joining a pilates group so that guys want to fuck them more than they already want to fuck them, so when watching the Olympics, you gotta expect some sexually ambiguous chicks who look like dudes, and now you can check out their muscular nipples to jerk off to. Weirdo.

Posted in:Olympic|Water Polo

2008

12

Aug

Marcela Mar has a Nipple Slip of the Day

Here is Marcela Mar having a nipples slip a couple of weeks ago, for those of you who don’t know her, she’s some kind of Columbian actor who I guess is trying to make it big in the USA all while proving that Cocaine is still the number 1 Columbian export and she doesn’t even come a close second, but I guess when you’re addicted to cocaine, nothing really comes a close second to it, not even your job, your wife or your kids or your life savings, it’s one of those things that is just that good, making it tough competition for pretty much anything….this bitch could be the hottest piece of ass the world has ever seen, sent from God to make gay men straight again, since I hear God’s tired of all this homo shit, and she still would have nothin’ on Cocaine, so I guess the point of my post is that you should go to Columbia, because no only do the women show off their nipples but there is an endless supply of Yay.

Posted in:Marcela Mar|Nipple Slip

2008

12

Aug

Paris Hilton and The Good Charlotte Sister are No More of the Day

So it turns out that Paris Hilton has finally come to her senses and dropped this whole lesbian theme that’s been going down the last couple months in Hollywood because it was overbearing and her career went to shit, by leaving her lesbian lover Benji Madden. The rumor is that she’s moved onto the CEO of Myspace named Chris DeWolfe, which is pretty appropriate considering that Myspace is dying as fast as Paris Hilton’s career and this is the kind of thing that a company in extreme desperation would try to stage to get back in the news……

Now I hate Paris Hilton as much as I hate Benji Madden and his suburban rockstar/popstar bullshit image with his fake tattoos, his sex with his twin brother that isn’t gay because it’s like they are masturbating since they are the same person, but I don’t hate either of them as much as I hate Myspace, because neither Paris or Good Charlotte fucked me over personally, I can just ignore their retarded behavior, but Myspace deleted my profile that I was trying to use to get famous like I was Tila Tequila and that shit’s not at all forgivable, kinda the same feeling Chris DeWolfe will feel when Paris Hilton moves onto new cock and he realizes that he threw away his marriage for this subpar broken down vaginaed slut in some act of desperation, mid-life crisis or just plane dirty ol’ man maneuvering.

Here is Paris Hilton celebrating the fact that she’s fucking an old man at the Playboy mansion with other whores who fuck an old man…..it’s nice to see like-minded people finally finding each other, it’s like when two socially awkward people who have no friends in their local towns, but find each other on the internet and end up marrying and living a happy life they otherwise wouldn’t live, but the lingerie, fake tit, blonde, get paid too much money to get naked and fuck on camera because we don’t consider ourselves everyday strippers/whores version…..

Posted in:Good Charlotte|MySpace|Paris Hilton|Playboy|Uncategorized

2008

12

Aug

Beach Volleyball Olympic Asses Because NBC are Perverts of the Day

People seem to love the Olympics, I guess it’s because you have some hybrid genetic freak who can swim like an angel on your team and kicks everyone’s ass and that just further massages your patriotism. It gives your feelings of your country being the best in the world, the strongest in the world and the most amazing place in the world some credibility because you have the most gold medals, or at least more than Canada has, and the truth is that I don’t really care.

I don’t try to find hot pussy in the Olympics, I don’t really find freakishly fit girls anything interesting to look at but then again I hate sports and the only kind of athlete I appreciate is a girl who can fuck or suck like a marathon runner, but other people do.

Someone sent in a story on NBC Olympic coverage about the hand signals the beach volleyball girls do. It seemed like a pretty cheap attempt to make a story about exposed athlete asses and it made me laugh that they tried to hide their intentions behind some kind of bullshit story about their hand signals. It’s the kind of genius that I should start doing, so next time Lohan has a vagina slip, I’ll just write about the dress she’s wearing and ignore the fact that there’s a freckled, mangled, slut pussy staring me in the face……

Either way, here are some of the pics I ripped off the NBC site because I try not to hide the fact that I like lookin’ at ass, even if that ass is more muscular than my friend on steroids is…

This Makes Me Laugh – Because It Just Proves That Even Multi-National Corporations are Fucking Perverts and Cashing in On Being Perverts and They Are Just Smarter Perverts Than Me Because They Get Respect and Package Their Perversion in a “Newsworthy” story….
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Posted in:Ass|Beach Volleyball|Olympic

2008

12

Aug

I am – Not Posting the Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures of the Day

There are pictures of Selena Gomez running around in her bikini that I am not going to be posting today because I saw them and instantly thought pedophile. She looks 12 and I got no business or interest catering to you sick fucks who get off to this shit. I talk about teenager girls, teenage pregnancy and hanging out with teenage girls, but they are all 18 for the most part and the ones who aren’t have bodies that would make you think they are. Maybe it’s growth hormones in the food, or maybe it’s just their big, perky tits, but I meet them all in bars and they aren’t weird tools of corporations used to seduce other teenage girls and family men who society consider wholesome family people but are just jerking off to the memories of their 14 year old daughter’s friends at last week’s pool party, because 14 year olds wear bikinis now and when I was 14 it was one-piece all the fuckin’ way, and because their youth brings back memories of everything they missed out on and ideas of a tight fertile pussy instead of the tired old catcher’s mitt they married…..

Either way, Selena Gomez is having sex with Miley Cyrus’ Jonas brother and they are at teenage girl war, all while pretending to be little virgins waiting to be married, which is the biggest joke on Disney, because we all know your fucking lie and we all know it’s just a strategy to make a truckload of money and I am tired of the lies, I find it undermining to today’s youth when who deserve the truth so they media influence is at least an honest one instead of this brainwashing fantasy shit that is fucking with the normal cycle of experimenting by turning girls prude, so that teenage dudes who want to get their first blowjob, get their first blowjob instead of getting rejection that could lead them into some kind of 40 year old virgin comic book/porn addicts who end up shooting up their school before shooting themselves, fucking up adolescents and in turn ruining the world.

Disney has a responsibility to be honest and deal with issues in an honest way, instead of denouncing teenage sex they should celebrate it in the public as much as they do as the producers cum in these girl’s faces behind closed doors. They should not throw the slutty behavior in the trash like it was one of the girls abortions and should just be straight up about the fact that they make girls grew up too fast and pretend they are ideal Christians while they have an abortion clinic on set and they should just treat these girls they are trying to make into idols like the whores that they are, the kind that you wouldn’t even talk to if you went to school with them because of the stench of cum and fetus dripping down their leg is gross, instead of waiting the 10 years it is going to take for them to fall apart, before they release the tell all book they wrote in rehab.

Point of all this is to say that I am already a target and blamed for perpetuating this shit. I am considered a rapist, pervert, pedophile, porn peddler with a Not Safe For Work Site. I can’t make money, get into events or cross the border with what I do and I am not going to get myself in more trouble or go to jail by getting on some pedophile list for pictures I don’t even think are hot.

The good news is that there are plenty other sites out there who disguise themselves as Safe For Work and make 200,000 dollars a month on stolen names posting it for you….and she looks fucking young in the pictures so the fact that you even wanna see this shit is messed up to me and this is coming from someone who has sex with 16 year olds.

Anyway, I am not posting the shit, but I will link to them GO

Posted in:Bikini|Selena Gomez

2008

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

a lot of sites have been blacklisting people coming in from your site as of late.

That is because no one takes me seriously, it’s not the first time this has happened in my life and probably won’t be the last. This is an illegitimate operation and people hate you for reading it as much as they hate me for writing it. The 3 of us should all move into a 2 bedroom apartment and make babies with random whores in efforts to take over the world with our own race. I’m just throwin’ ideas out there and here are my links.

Hot Big Breasted Girl Dressed Like a Slutty Cop Showing Off Her Ass in Some Wack Viral Video I don’t Understand
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Some Old WHore Who Looks Like Shauna Sand’s Mother Rockin’ Some Old Whore Panty Flash
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Valentina Vaughn is Delicious
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Maybe the 2008 Olympics Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Zoo Beach Babes
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More From the Retarded Policeman
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Behind the Scene Fighting in Felon
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The Hottest Politician Mistress Skanks
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The 10 Best Pole Dance Falls
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The 10 Best Times Cunt Was Dropped on TV
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Carrie Underwood Hates Jessica Simpson and Fucks Her Boyfriend Whenever She Can Because She Had Him First…
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Isaac Hayes is Dead; So Here is a South Park Tribute
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Watch This Tori Spelling Singing Video Because It’s More Offensive Than Anything I Write Here
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…Faye Valentine’s cameltoe:
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Some Chinese Dude Got Stuck Fucking a Tight Slut of a Park Bench
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10 Hottest Female Olypians…..
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Watch Some Young Pussy Cry
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Mellissa Haro is Your Monday Fantasy
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Javier Barham is Better Than All Of Us On So Many Levels
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Scarlett Johansson and Her Tits Are Looking For a New House
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Madonna Claims to Have Twisted Her Ankle, I Think She Broke Her Old Lady Hip
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Find The Best Porn Reviews on the Internet According to Me
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There’s a MILF War Going On Outside, No One is Safe From
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Amazing One Armed Guitar Player
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Free Hugs in a World of Hate Video
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Cheapest Shot Ever Taken
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Krystal Forscutt Gallery
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Idiot Tosses M500 Grenade at Parked Car
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Awesome!
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Eva Angelina – Video
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Church Rave Makes Church Going Gayer Than It Already Is
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Sunny Leone Outdoor Striptease
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I Think Jenna Jameson is the One Who Should Have Been Spayed
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The Wonka – ReMix
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Tara Reid Isn’t Even Good Enough for Reality TV. Jesus
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Any OG Batman Clips Are A-OK By Me
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White Boys Rap is Always Good for a Laugh
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Julianne Moore Is Pretty Smokin
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Jodi and Julita Will Make You Feel Funny in Your Pants
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Make Infared Goggles!
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Skateboard Knockout
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity For Most People Who Aren’t You….
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Amateur Hotties in Knee High Boots
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The Ronson’s Pretend They Aren’t a Bunch of Rich Kids in a Stupid Photoshoot Where Sam Looks Hot….
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Harold Seems Like the Kind of Film You’ll Identify With – TRAILER
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Badminton is My Favorite Sport – Watch The Skill
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BONUS – WEIRD FETISH VIDEO OF THE DAY

Some Pissing Lesbians For You
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George Bush Rocks the Beach Volleyball Sluts Like the Pimp He Is
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BONUS – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER SONG OF THE DAY

Locksley wrote a song caled All Over Again
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Some Vegas Slut’s Got Some Money in Her Panties
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Web Sluts Nuff Said
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

11

Aug

Melissa Theuriau is Topless and Pregnant of the Day

YouTube Star and French Reporter Melissa Theuriau is topless and pregnant in some magazine paparazzi shots. Being topless is nothing abnormal in France, but pregnancy is, because french people like to fuck, but their idea of birth control is taking the load in their asses, true story, I know French people and they don’t believe in contraception because of the whole Catholic thing, but do believe in internal cum shots right in their ass lips….

The last time I saw a topless pregnant chick was at the stripclub, it was the same time I decided pregnancy was a beautiful thing, you know that whole circle of life shit where you get to see a woman doing what she’s really meant to do all while being a modern girl with self worth by doin’ it while in the work force establishing her career, it’s like Sex and the City before they all hit menopause, only the getting naked for perverts with money who like grabbing pregnant lady tits version.

I am only posting this shit, despite being boring and shitty quality, because her Youtube Videos get millions of views and I figure you’re one of the people who has seen them…repeatedly….you obsessive weirdo

Here are the Top 2 Theuriau Videos….

Melissa Theuriau Boring Me in a Compilation Video….

Melissa Theuriau Boring Me in 2006…

Posted in:Melissa Theuriau|Pregnant|Topless

2008

11

Aug

Cindy Margolis Has Big Old Tits of the Day

Cindy Margolis claims to be the most downloaded girl on the internet, because she was one of the first sluts not get naked and use the internet to promote herself and I just don’t believe that there is much truth to her claims, but she does have big tits so I could be wrong.

I met a pretty ridiculously downloaded girl the other day and I had trouble making eye contact with her because her upper body was that of an anorexic and her hips, ass and legs were so fuckin’ big that when she bent over I thought I was lookin’ at my wife. She was obese from the waist down and normal from the waist up and it looked like some kind of mythical creature I didn’t want to fuck. I was telling people around me that she had bad genes, but not the Levis kind, because whatever pants she had on had to be magical to fit that insanely disgustingly big ass. It was a funnier play on words when I said it, but since I hate that kind of humor, I’ll end my story about the downloaded girl I met here….

But I will tell you a story about being the biggest creep on the internet, almost officially. Sure I am not a sexual predator or anything, but with my 12 readers, I like to think I’ve made progress in sexualization of women and making them feel like pieces of meat. I even carried it over into my everyday life the other day when I was sitting down for a coffee and unintentionally chose the seat facing two hot teenage girls in low cut shirts, despite there being about 50 open places in the coffee shop that didn’t face the girls. It’s kinda the same situation as when a fag walks up next to you in the public bathroom and pees next to you, when there are 8 other urinals available. Anyway, as I was staring at their teenage tits, they got all uncomfortable and left before I had a chance to expose myself to them. It was a real disappointment, Oprah told me teenagers are sluts, but the truth is they are just cock teases like they always have been.

Speaking of cockteases, here’s Cindy Margolis, a woman who made her career by cock teasing guys into registering to her site in hopes she would get naked…and who never did get naked, until she was the least downloaded girl on the internet and had to Get Naked In Playboy to make an attempt at a comeback despite it being long past her expiry date……Either way, Look at her tits.

Posted in:Big|Cindy Margolis|old|Tits

2008

11

Aug

Paris Hilton’s Got Her Push Up Bra On of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton, not only because she’s rich and tricked the world into caring about her up until recently, or because she’s a good business person and understands marketing or making money, or because she’s trashy and fucks on camera because most of the girls I love are trashy and fuck on camera, but because she’s just one of those people who annoys the fuck out of me and rubs me the wrong fuckin’ way. I figure the rest of the world feels the same way, because she’s hardly relevant anymore, her Good Charlotte sister, who will be in Montreal on Thursday and who I plan on egging on video, has a tight leash on her crazed vagina but unfortunately, whenever I see her pumpin’ up her barely there tits using a push up bra because she’s not into implants, I feel the need to post the shit.

I have a girl on my Facebook who has a profile that is pretty much identical to the real Paris Hilton’s profile, she included an AIM account on it and I decided to message her because I figured there was a chance it was her and I was pretty bored. After about 5 minutes of chatting with this bitch, I realized that she was nothing more than a 15 year old high school girl trying to be funny, mainly because she was smart enough to formulate a sentence, and because she knew less about Paris Hilton than I did, which doesn’t say a lot for me and was not a very proud moment.

I figured that since this bitch pretends to be Paris Hilton, despite being a teenage Filipino, I should ask why she tries to trick us into thinking she’s got bigger tits than she does, since I find it offensive, false marketing and it brings back memories of bringing home sluts with hot tits when I was younger, only to have been dooped and stuck with some A-Cups to play with.

This was her response as Paris Hilton…

because I am a whore

So since she’s the Internet Paris Hilton, I figure that statement is pretty much truth, unlike the lie that is in her push-up bra.

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Push Up Bra

2008

11

Aug

Hayden Panettiere is a Tank With Weird Cleavage of the Day

There’s really nothing more that I can say about Hayden Panettiere because I’ve already said it all. I’ve compared her to a moving van and the men who move, to construction equipment, to football players, to midget wrestlers, to a bus, to a fridge and I the entire time, I never found her hot, or understood why people do.

She’s stumpy, she’s muscular, she doesn’t have a hot ass, or even a pretty face or tits and she’s more of a freakshow than something I want to get up inside. But after watching the Olympics in hopes of seeing some hot Athlete ass, I realized that I was wrong in saying she was training to be a weightlifter, or one of the Mascots for some obscure country where juggling midget gypsies are part of their heritage, but she is more like a Gymnast who’s been on growth hormones all her life making her look like a triangular, wide shouldered tank the size of a 10 year old that knows how to flip and do the splits, and I know realize that sport was Hayden’s calling before getting all caught up in this Hollywood shit….

On a side note, Hayden’s Dad was arrested for punching her mom and since Spousal abuse is encouraged here, especially if your wife produces shitty offspring for you, I decided to link the story….
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Either way, here she is performing at some Net Flix event lookin’ like a dominatrix…..

And here she is showin’ off her pecs the next day….

And here are some pictures to honor Hayden’s build and failed dreams of being an Olympic Gymnast, while giving you and your midget/ pedophile dreams something to jerk off to, with some pics of some Team USA Gymnastics Shit….

Alicia Sacramone

Natasia Liukin

Shawn Johnson

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Tank