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2008

08

Aug

Mandy Moore in a Shitty See-Through Shirt of the Day

Mandy Moore has had sex with DJ AM, that should pretty much be enough of a reason to not want to fuck her, but then again I am from the school that highly judges girls on who’s penis they have let inside them, like if they fuck old dudes or young dudes, or if they fuck rich dudes or poor dudes, it all means different shit and lets me decide if I want ot join the “i’ve been in this cunt” club. I another reason to not want to fuck her for most people would be the fact that she’s big and busted lookin’, but not you, big and busted never stopped you, ya’ fuckin’ pervert, as long as shit’s got a vagina or you can presume has a vagina, you’re ready to get down and crawling up her big strong leg just as fast as you can….

This shit reminds me of the white shirt I was wearing yesterday, not because I like the world to see my manly fuckin’ tits and nipples but because my clothes are old and when they are white, they get pretty fuckin’ sheer after a couple decades and a couple of washes. Now, I was feelin’ good showing off my rockin’ fat man body that I had no choice but to show off because I had nothing esle to wear and within about 4 minutes of steppin outside, I spilled fuckin’ tomoto sauce on myself. Now not only do I have the humiliation of wearing a fucking tight see through shirt, like I was a fucking chick, but now I just re-affirmed everyone’s already negative feelings about me being a fucking hurt bag disgusting slob.

I guess what it comes down to is that no matter how poor, drunk, or fat you are, you still don’t like lookin’ like a total asshole….here’s Mandy Moore…..giving use more than we really want to see.

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Mandy Moore|See Through

2008

08

Aug

Rob Schneider and Some Slut in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Rob Schneider is that he defies the stereotype that girls will throw themselves at anyone famous. Before Rob Schneider hit the scene, girls would fuck anyone they thought was more important than they were, no matter what level of fame the motherfucker had, they would throw their vaginas at the him, even if the motherfucker was a DJ or Promoter at a local club, was on a shitty TV commercials, had an extra role on Friends 12 years ago, or if he’s on the local fuckin’ news waving in the backround when they are doing something on location and dude just happens to be strollin’ by, a girl somewhere will find that hot enough to fuck, because people are all fucking groupies, and the TV is like a stamp of fucking approval, but for some reason when Rob Schneider enters a room, everyone turns away in disappointment because they all know he has money but that he’s embarrassing and a fuckin’ joke and being in the same place as him means they are in the wrong place, so these pictures of him are with paid actors on set somewhere, and not with a girl trying to wallet fuck him, because no one has that little self esteem, are really the funniest aspect of his “comedy career”.

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Bikini|Rob Scheider|Slut

2008

08

Aug

Lindsay Lohan See Through of the Day

I met a real live lesbian yesterday and I lived to tell about it. I partially blame her for making me sick, not because I made out with her or really spent all that much time with her, but because lesbian’s must be dirty from eating all that pussy….and somehow manageed to curse me with her lesbian finger by touching the glass I was drinking out of, in a discreet lesbian way to kill off all penis.

Either way, she was wearing fitness gear because like a good lesbian she was comin’ from the gym where she works as a trainer and where she tries to jack up her testosterone count through weightlifting as well as jack off to all the women she watches change in the locker room and even hi-jack all potential sexually confused pussy to their dark lesbian side, ruining the chances of one day finding her picture on the internet because of an angry exboyfriend and that’s just part of the reason lesbians are the devil.

So I asked this fitness lesbian how many push-ups she could do, she dropped to the floor and did 40 or 50 or ever 100, I really couldn’t tell you, because she was in spandex pants and all i was doing was watching her pants crawl up her lesbian cunt and see the fcking thing quiver like it was being fisted by some other chick and as she struggled with the exercise I stared more and more untile she caught me and called me a fuckin’ pervert….and I tried to convince her that the one thing we have in common is that we both love pussy so if anything she should understand where I am coming from, instead so just said she loves women and that I am the reason for that. I felt good, like I had some real purpose in life.

EIther way, here’s Lohan in a see through shirt, it’s her gift to Sam Ronson on her 31st Lesbian Birthday, unfortunately, the shirt isn’t even that see through to me, but to every other site it is, so I guess I gotta go along with the shit because otherwise I won’t be able to maintain the title of the most credible see through source on the internet, a title that I gave myself.

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2008

08

Aug

Brooke Hogan Bikini of the Day

Brooke Hogan looks more like she’s on her way to wrestle a bear for a group of Russian soldiers who are already drunk off vodka and in the mood to see a big burly woman’s strength before gang raping her, because when a woman can fight off a bear, she should theoretically be able to fight off 20 men with erections, and if she loses, then she gets dicked, and a lot less like Florida Trailer Park Trash,

I assume she got plastic surgery in hopes of looking more like the girl his dad’s done gone off with, leaving her all alone and scared while feeling undesirable as both her career and family life fall the fuck apart and daddy won’t make her feel nice in her special place like he has done all these years, because he’s found a new Blonde young chick to bang and who is more socially acceptable to bang than bangin his daughter.

It reminds me of a 70’s porn I used to watch to lift my spirits called “Sharon”. It was a story of a girl who was jealous that her dad was fucking her hotter sister, leading her to lose her virginity with a man who picked her up while hitchiking, and her dad to continue to fuck the hotter sister comparing her pussy to her mother’s and other twisted shit that touched on themes of inadequacy and parental approval, incest and sexual disovery that made it almost Academy Award worthy, if only it wasn’t shot on the first ever video camera ever made and if only it wasn’t porn, shit would have had a whole different impact on the world than it has.

I wish I could find a copy of that movie, it was a classic that never got the recognition it deserved, unlike Brooke Hogan, who is pretty much the opposite and for the slow ones out there, that means she’s trash that got more airtime than she ever deserved.

Either way, check out Brooke Hogan’s tits and ball bulge in her white pants on the beach….

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan

2008

08

Aug

Audrina at Some Pool Party in Her Bikini of the Day

I am sick and just woke up from my nap of death, unfortunately for you, whatever virus is raping me hasn’t killed me yet and I feel obliged to fuckin’ post useless pictures you have probably already seen because I am a creature of fucking habit.

I don’t find Audrina hot at all. Her mangled retard face reminds me of the time this drug addicted bitch, who coincidentally looked a lot like Audrina’s sister with all those stupid fucking tattoos that don’t manage to cover up the fact that she’s fucking ugly, but do distract us from noticing just how fucking ugly she is, kinda the same strategy Audrina uses in working out and getting fake tits,……I forgot where I was going with this….but I do know that Audrina in her retard state doesn’t know where the fuck she is and she’s turning to her sister to help her, like she did as a baby and couldn’t grasp the concept of what a fucking toilet was.

I also know that I would rather be at a pool party staring at hot bodied pussy, than dying on my shitty fucking couch.

Posted in:Audrina|Bikini|Pool Party

2008

08

Aug

The Olsen’s Walk Into a Bar….of the Day

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

I hate FunnyOrDie, but like their mantra, but hate that they don’t enforce it. I hate sending these cocksuckers traffic, even if it is just 12 of you and the only reason I am posting this is because someone I know put it up and it’s some video of Gilbert Gottfried at Bob Saget’s roast that could be exclusive or was yesterday and he’s telling an Olsen Twin getting raped joke. I am sick with a cold and figured you’d wanna hear it if you haven’t already.

I hate FunnyOrDie, but like their mantra, but hate that they don’t enforce it. I hate sending these cocksuckers traffic, even if it is just 12 of you and the only reason I am posting this is because someone I know put it up and it’s some video of Gilbert Gottfried at Bob Saget’s roast that could be exclusive or was yesterday and he’s telling an Olsen Twin getting raped joke. I am sick with a cold and figured you’d wanna hear it if you haven’t already.

I have my own variation of this joke for my stand-up routine that I do in the park for my homies, but I usually like to use props like I was Carrot Top because it makes it more believable and that always seems to get me in trouble with the parents, thety always press charges and can never take a joke.

Either way, watch it.

Posted in:Bob Saget Roast|Olsen Twins

2008

08

Aug

Anna Faris is a Slut in Details Magazine of the Day

So everyone’s always freaking out about this bitch Anna Faris because she’s in every sinlge Scary Movie and those are the only movies you watch and understand because you see tits in them. I used to only rent movies based on nudity, like I was some kind of virginal loser, but the reality is that I was bored of porn and was lookin’ for some obscure independent movie with live sex in it. I found a handful and now with the power of the internet you can to.

I don’t get they hype with her, but I do know she’s playing an ex-playboy bunny who gets kicked out for being to old and joins the sorority of losers to turn them all cool. It’s the kind of plot that makes me want to kill myself because it so fuckin’ bad but still managed to get produced.

Either way, here’s the slut in some tame boring fucking pictures for Details magazine, I guess she’s hoping for a legitimate career one of these days, you know wishing that the casting director will see the true artist in the body of work that she’s cataloged and not the body that’s sitting in front of him on the casting couch in a bikini.

Watch Her Photoshoot Video and See the Rest of Her Pics By Clicking This Link Because You Want to Fuck Her and Listening To Her Talk May Help You Get Over It…..
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Posted in:Anna Faris|Slut

2008

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Today 4 different people told me they want to start a site like this and want my advice as to how to start a site like this and my advice is don’t start a site like this. The reason is not because I don’t want more competition, because I really don’t care about competition because being competitive is too jock for me and jocks fuck each other up the ass in the locker room.

The reason is because everyone thinks they have the capacity to run one of these pieces of shits and thinks that their opinion is better than mine or the next guys and that they could pump this shit out in about an hour a day and make the same as working a 9-5 job, but they don’t realize that they are about 3 years too late and 1000 sites are doing the exact same fucking thing as they want to do and post pretty much the same fuckin’ content as they wawant to and Say the same thing you have to say.

So takes those hopes and dreams and throw them away, go back to your drone life and stop trying to think about ways to make money. It is a waste of time.

The truth is that I don’t make money off this site, but whenever anyone asks me how much I make with the site, I always tell them 10,000,000 dollars a year, I just look and live homeless for the irony of the whole thing. They usually realize I am lying but I do my best to keep it up and I think people respect me when I say I am a millionaire, but the truth lies somewhere in my wife’s bank account and it’s not very sexy, but it does make me the highest trafficked site nobody reads with the shittiest financial return on the internet. But who really cares about money when you can be semi-homeless/ retired.

Whoever said the Internet is the future, forgot to mention that you can’t be a racist, hateful cocksucker who posts pictures that don’t belong to you and porn if you want to get Coca Cola to advertise, but I’m not going to change, I like sucking at life, it fuels me and I’d say that it’s pretty much an honor to be the biggest idiot on the net, but it’s really not, it kinda makes me cry on the inside, which in turn works out amazing for the two of you reading this. Thanks.

Now, I don’t know what I am talking about but Here are my links. I went with the “You’re a Pervert” Theme. I think it’s some Nobel Prize winning shit….so Watch Out…

I Shoulda Been Invited to the Bob Saget Comedy Roast But No One Thinks I Matter….
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Sienna Miller’s Friends Deny That Her Vagina is a Hypnotic Device
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Louise Glover is In Her Bikini By the Pool
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The Health Ledger Case is Closed, You Can All Stop Accusing MK Olsen of Murdering Him Now
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Rachel Bilson Panty Upskirt
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Guy Buys Car With Pennys – VIDEO
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10 Hottest Movie and TV Cheerleaders of All Time
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The Hottest Old School Porn Stars:
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Most Idiotic Drug Meltdowns on TV
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Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Mound While Fighting the Wind
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Exclusive Tom Cruise on Tropic Thunder Set Lookin’ Crazy
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How DO You Like you Guitar Hero Naked Bitch…From the Front or From the Back
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Riley Chase Gallery
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Beauty Queen Lezzie Fantasy of the Day
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Cutie Teen Striptease for You FUckign Sick Fucking Perverts
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Holly Valance in FHM, Half Naked and Worth Cumming Inside.
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Rachel Nichols is Delicious for a Whore..
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Cameron’s Web Cam Tease Because SHe’s a Slut and Her Dad Used To Touch Her When She Was Growing Up….
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The Best Porn Anywhere
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He’s Number 1!!
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Confessions of a Female Masterbation Addict
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Gigantic Brawl – Video
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Adri Takes It Off For You Fucking Perverts
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Hot Blonde Threesome For You Sick, Depraved Fuckign Perverts
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It’s Not Often That Something Leaves Me Speechless Because I Never Shut the FUck Up…
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Do Yourself a Favor, Find Girls to Stick Your Pathetic Dick Inside….Because You DOn’t Have to Be the Only One Laughing At It….Share the FUcking COmedy You FUcking Pervert.
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Kim Kardashian is In a Video Game of Some Shit Because She’s the Poster Girl For Fat and Lazy Cunts….
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Edward Scissorhands Recut
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Babe with Rose
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Britney Spears is TRying to Sell THese Bikini Pics for a Million Dollars
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Ashanti is Starting to Remind me of Janet Jackson Before she Got Fat and Fucked Her Face Up
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More Rachel Bilson
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Diane Sawyer is Lookin’ Pretty Hot
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Vintage Naked X-Tina
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Brunette and Blonde Go At It You Sick FUcking Perverts
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Easier You Sick FUcking Pervets
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Two Bitches Fight in Their Thongs For You Sick FUcking Perverts
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A Whale’s Vagina For You Sick Fucking Perverts
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Erin Avery is Naked For You FUcking Perverts
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Holly Webers Legs Go On Forever
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Some Chick Got Beaten to Death at Little Kim’s Birthday Party. Don’t Fuck Around.
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Cheerleader Fun for You Fucking Perverts…
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Eva Mendes, You Fucking Slut, Stop Doing This To Me….
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Some Nerds Redid a Whole Radiohead Video in Lego. Get a Fucking Life
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Eva Longoria’s Got Cum in Her Hair – You FUcking Perverts
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Hot Wire and Steal a Car
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Cross Dressin Good Fucking Times…Thanks Photobucket for Being Fuckin’ Sick
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Spread Pussy Because Photobucket Isn’t Pornographic
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Slut Topless in Lingerie
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The Wet Panty and Girl Kissing Girl Album of Smut
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The Best Girls Are The Ones Who Know Their Place in This World
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LA MAKES WHORES EXPENSIVE
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BONUS – BREASTFEEDING AND SORE NIPPLE REMEDY – FOR YOU SICK FUCKS WHO GET OFF TO NATURE…..

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

07

Aug

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Boots of the Day

Lohan is taking this whole lesbian thing pretty fucking seriously. It won’t be long before she shaves her head and leaves her bangs, gains 80 pounds, wears flannel and rips off dicks for a full time job. I guess the actor in her makes living this lie a lot easier for her because she gets into fuckin’ wardrobe, gets gay married and jumps through the lesbian hoops only a molested fat girl could really understand like it was a fucking movie role.

I am not saying that she’s not bumping vagina with Ronson, I am not saying that they aren’t in love and I am not saying she’s denounced cock because she’s had enough of it to last a normal girls lifetime numerous times over and every single one of those cocks has turned its back on her because no one respects anyone that easy and no one sticks around after they get what they want after the first hour of knowing a person. I am also not saying that FEZ from that 70s show didn’t fuck up her idea of relationships because he was older than her and tricked her into banging him and made her want to marry him before leaving him or that she has trust issues stemming from her cheating drunk father. But I am saying that this lesbian shit is just working for her now, because she’s an unstable, boring, sensitive piece of shit with no sense of humor and this is won’t last forever. It’s just a phase and I’ve seen in time and time again with broken hearted, addict girls who work at the strip club.

In all honesty, I like Sam Ronson a lot. I think she’s fuckin’ cool, down to earth and even kinda talented, but she is in over her head with this Lohan trash. Having to deal with this broken down cunt that we’d all probably like to help breakdown a littel more than it already is, is probably a lot to deal with and no pussy is worth that kind of energy.

Either way, here’s indentity confused Lohan rockin’ her lesbian boots to help both her and the public believe her childish, useless sexuality lie.

Posted in:Boots|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2008

07

Aug

Jamie Lynn Spears Teenage Pregnancy Ass Watch of the Day

I am a fan of Teenage Pregnancy, if I wasn’t I’d be hating on my own mother because she had me when she was 16 and I turned out fine. Sure she was turning tricks in Mexico and I ended up being taken away from her by some Americans when I was 5, but I still have fond memories of her being irresponsible, drunk and contracting the HIV virus all before she turned 20 and if that isn’t considered an accomplishment, I don’t know what is. Everytime I see a teenage girl with her baby it brings back those fond memories of a neglectful mother who was in over her head, living in poverty, being abused and most importantly, sucking off white dudes to pay the rent in front of me.

I am not one of those anti-abortion, right winged, no sex before marriage or god will strike you down and if he doesn’t he’ll make sure you get knocked up and unable to abort because two sins don’t cancel each other out, making you the laughing stock to your peers, pissing off the dude who fucked you without a condom because it felt good and looked down upon by society as a whole as a disgusting pig of a person. I am more in the school of thought that if you get your period you are good to go and if this was 300 years ago, you’d be considered normal. Unfortunately, that excuse doesn’t always hold up in court after getting charged with statutory rape. Rules always ruin a good thing.

Here are some pics of Jamie Lynn and her big ol’ mom titties and big ol’ southern ass with her baby, it’s nice to see how she’s bounced back better than women who wait until they are 30 to breed, because society doesn’t like them following nature’s course and their self absorbed needs to establish a career and have fun get in the way of doin’ what they are supposed to.

Posted in:Ass|Jamie Lynn Spears|Teenage Preganacy