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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2008

Aug

Anna Faris is a Slut in Details Magazine of the Day

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So everyone’s always freaking out about this bitch Anna Faris because she’s in every sinlge Scary Movie and those are the only movies you watch and understand because you see tits in them. I used to only rent movies based on nudity, like I was some kind of virginal loser, but the reality is that I was bored of porn and was lookin’ for some obscure independent movie with live sex in it. I found a handful and now with the power of the internet you can to.

I don’t get they hype with her, but I do know she’s playing an ex-playboy bunny who gets kicked out for being to old and joins the sorority of losers to turn them all cool. It’s the kind of plot that makes me want to kill myself because it so fuckin’ bad but still managed to get produced.

Either way, here’s the slut in some tame boring fucking pictures for Details magazine, I guess she’s hoping for a legitimate career one of these days, you know wishing that the casting director will see the true artist in the body of work that she’s cataloged and not the body that’s sitting in front of him on the casting couch in a bikini.

Watch Her Photoshoot Video and See the Rest of Her Pics By Clicking This Link Because You Want to Fuck Her and Listening To Her Talk May Help You Get Over It…..
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Posted in:Anna Faris|Slut

2008

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today 4 different people told me they want to start a site like this and want my advice as to how to start a site like this and my advice is don’t start a site like this. The reason is not because I don’t want more competition, because I really don’t care about competition because being competitive is too jock for me and jocks fuck each other up the ass in the locker room.

The reason is because everyone thinks they have the capacity to run one of these pieces of shits and thinks that their opinion is better than mine or the next guys and that they could pump this shit out in about an hour a day and make the same as working a 9-5 job, but they don’t realize that they are about 3 years too late and 1000 sites are doing the exact same fucking thing as they want to do and post pretty much the same fuckin’ content as they wawant to and Say the same thing you have to say.

So takes those hopes and dreams and throw them away, go back to your drone life and stop trying to think about ways to make money. It is a waste of time.

The truth is that I don’t make money off this site, but whenever anyone asks me how much I make with the site, I always tell them 10,000,000 dollars a year, I just look and live homeless for the irony of the whole thing. They usually realize I am lying but I do my best to keep it up and I think people respect me when I say I am a millionaire, but the truth lies somewhere in my wife’s bank account and it’s not very sexy, but it does make me the highest trafficked site nobody reads with the shittiest financial return on the internet. But who really cares about money when you can be semi-homeless/ retired.

Whoever said the Internet is the future, forgot to mention that you can’t be a racist, hateful cocksucker who posts pictures that don’t belong to you and porn if you want to get Coca Cola to advertise, but I’m not going to change, I like sucking at life, it fuels me and I’d say that it’s pretty much an honor to be the biggest idiot on the net, but it’s really not, it kinda makes me cry on the inside, which in turn works out amazing for the two of you reading this. Thanks.

Now, I don’t know what I am talking about but Here are my links. I went with the “You’re a Pervert” Theme. I think it’s some Nobel Prize winning shit….so Watch Out…

I Shoulda Been Invited to the Bob Saget Comedy Roast But No One Thinks I Matter….
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Sienna Miller’s Friends Deny That Her Vagina is a Hypnotic Device
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Louise Glover is In Her Bikini By the Pool
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The Health Ledger Case is Closed, You Can All Stop Accusing MK Olsen of Murdering Him Now
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Rachel Bilson Panty Upskirt
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Guy Buys Car With Pennys – VIDEO
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10 Hottest Movie and TV Cheerleaders of All Time
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The Hottest Old School Porn Stars:
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Most Idiotic Drug Meltdowns on TV
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Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Mound While Fighting the Wind
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Exclusive Tom Cruise on Tropic Thunder Set Lookin’ Crazy
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How DO You Like you Guitar Hero Naked Bitch…From the Front or From the Back
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Riley Chase Gallery
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Beauty Queen Lezzie Fantasy of the Day
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Cutie Teen Striptease for You FUckign Sick Fucking Perverts
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Holly Valance in FHM, Half Naked and Worth Cumming Inside.
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Rachel Nichols is Delicious for a Whore..
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Cameron’s Web Cam Tease Because SHe’s a Slut and Her Dad Used To Touch Her When She Was Growing Up….
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The Best Porn Anywhere
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He’s Number 1!!
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Confessions of a Female Masterbation Addict
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Gigantic Brawl – Video
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Adri Takes It Off For You Fucking Perverts
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Hot Blonde Threesome For You Sick, Depraved Fuckign Perverts
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It’s Not Often That Something Leaves Me Speechless Because I Never Shut the FUck Up…
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Do Yourself a Favor, Find Girls to Stick Your Pathetic Dick Inside….Because You DOn’t Have to Be the Only One Laughing At It….Share the FUcking COmedy You FUcking Pervert.
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Kim Kardashian is In a Video Game of Some Shit Because She’s the Poster Girl For Fat and Lazy Cunts….
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Edward Scissorhands Recut
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Babe with Rose
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Britney Spears is TRying to Sell THese Bikini Pics for a Million Dollars
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Ashanti is Starting to Remind me of Janet Jackson Before she Got Fat and Fucked Her Face Up
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More Rachel Bilson
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Diane Sawyer is Lookin’ Pretty Hot
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Vintage Naked X-Tina
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Brunette and Blonde Go At It You Sick FUcking Perverts
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Easier You Sick FUcking Pervets
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Two Bitches Fight in Their Thongs For You Sick FUcking Perverts
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A Whale’s Vagina For You Sick Fucking Perverts
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Erin Avery is Naked For You FUcking Perverts
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Holly Webers Legs Go On Forever
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Some Chick Got Beaten to Death at Little Kim’s Birthday Party. Don’t Fuck Around.
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Cheerleader Fun for You Fucking Perverts…
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Eva Mendes, You Fucking Slut, Stop Doing This To Me….
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Some Nerds Redid a Whole Radiohead Video in Lego. Get a Fucking Life
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Eva Longoria’s Got Cum in Her Hair – You FUcking Perverts
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Hot Wire and Steal a Car
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Cross Dressin Good Fucking Times…Thanks Photobucket for Being Fuckin’ Sick
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Spread Pussy Because Photobucket Isn’t Pornographic
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Slut Topless in Lingerie
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The Wet Panty and Girl Kissing Girl Album of Smut
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The Best Girls Are The Ones Who Know Their Place in This World
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LA MAKES WHORES EXPENSIVE
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BONUS – BREASTFEEDING AND SORE NIPPLE REMEDY – FOR YOU SICK FUCKS WHO GET OFF TO NATURE…..

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

Aug

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Boots of the Day

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Lohan is taking this whole lesbian thing pretty fucking seriously. It won’t be long before she shaves her head and leaves her bangs, gains 80 pounds, wears flannel and rips off dicks for a full time job. I guess the actor in her makes living this lie a lot easier for her because she gets into fuckin’ wardrobe, gets gay married and jumps through the lesbian hoops only a molested fat girl could really understand like it was a fucking movie role.

I am not saying that she’s not bumping vagina with Ronson, I am not saying that they aren’t in love and I am not saying she’s denounced cock because she’s had enough of it to last a normal girls lifetime numerous times over and every single one of those cocks has turned its back on her because no one respects anyone that easy and no one sticks around after they get what they want after the first hour of knowing a person. I am also not saying that FEZ from that 70s show didn’t fuck up her idea of relationships because he was older than her and tricked her into banging him and made her want to marry him before leaving him or that she has trust issues stemming from her cheating drunk father. But I am saying that this lesbian shit is just working for her now, because she’s an unstable, boring, sensitive piece of shit with no sense of humor and this is won’t last forever. It’s just a phase and I’ve seen in time and time again with broken hearted, addict girls who work at the strip club.

In all honesty, I like Sam Ronson a lot. I think she’s fuckin’ cool, down to earth and even kinda talented, but she is in over her head with this Lohan trash. Having to deal with this broken down cunt that we’d all probably like to help breakdown a littel more than it already is, is probably a lot to deal with and no pussy is worth that kind of energy.

Either way, here’s indentity confused Lohan rockin’ her lesbian boots to help both her and the public believe her childish, useless sexuality lie.

Posted in:Boots|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2008

Aug

Jamie Lynn Spears Teenage Pregnancy Ass Watch of the Day

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I am a fan of Teenage Pregnancy, if I wasn’t I’d be hating on my own mother because she had me when she was 16 and I turned out fine. Sure she was turning tricks in Mexico and I ended up being taken away from her by some Americans when I was 5, but I still have fond memories of her being irresponsible, drunk and contracting the HIV virus all before she turned 20 and if that isn’t considered an accomplishment, I don’t know what is. Everytime I see a teenage girl with her baby it brings back those fond memories of a neglectful mother who was in over her head, living in poverty, being abused and most importantly, sucking off white dudes to pay the rent in front of me.

I am not one of those anti-abortion, right winged, no sex before marriage or god will strike you down and if he doesn’t he’ll make sure you get knocked up and unable to abort because two sins don’t cancel each other out, making you the laughing stock to your peers, pissing off the dude who fucked you without a condom because it felt good and looked down upon by society as a whole as a disgusting pig of a person. I am more in the school of thought that if you get your period you are good to go and if this was 300 years ago, you’d be considered normal. Unfortunately, that excuse doesn’t always hold up in court after getting charged with statutory rape. Rules always ruin a good thing.

Here are some pics of Jamie Lynn and her big ol’ mom titties and big ol’ southern ass with her baby, it’s nice to see how she’s bounced back better than women who wait until they are 30 to breed, because society doesn’t like them following nature’s course and their self absorbed needs to establish a career and have fun get in the way of doin’ what they are supposed to.

Posted in:Ass|Jamie Lynn Spears|Teenage Preganacy

2008

Aug

DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak Wash Their Expensive Car of the Day

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< Here are the power couple from The Bachelorette pretending that they aren't contractually obliged to stay with each other because if they were to break up the legitimacy of the staged reality TV show would go down the fuckin' toilet. I've already expressed my opinion on the show and how The Bachelorette is just a slut and fucks multiple men and thinks it's okay because it's on TV and it is not at all realistic at all because if 20 dudes I knew were fucking the same chick and living in the same house, they would probably kill each other. For the most part, dudes generally don't mind fucking their friend's girlfriends when they are horny and drunk, but don't like sharing the bitch they are trying to win over. Maybe bi-sexuality is part of the criteria of getting up on the show and it is just a massive penis heavy orgy and everyone lives happily ever after, but it doesn't matter, because that shit is on TV, teaching our youth to be whores and I am reaping the benefits by appreciating the new generation of whores it helped produce. Either way I decided to research the dude because I was curious whether he was rich and the car was his or if it was just provided by the network to make the pot more desirable so they don't slip up on the staged love they found. It turns out he is a pro-snowboarder and by pro snowboarder I mean a dude who managed to join the competitions but hardly makes money off the shit because here are his stats:

2007-2008
â–ª 654th for Half Pipe
2006-2007
â–ª 458th for Half Pipe
â–ª 1016th in Snowboard Cross
2005-2006
â–ª 194th for Half Pipe
â–ª 842nd in Snowboard Cross
2004-2005
â–ª 173rd for Half Pipe
â–ª 949th in Snowboard Cross
2003-2004
â–ª 383rd for Half Pipe
â–ª 615th in Snowboard Cross
2002-2003
â–ª 651st in Snowboard Cross

His professional snowboard career is a fucking joke and he is hardly fucking pro. These stats are insanely horrible and don’t land you a fuckin’ pay check or sponsorship deal unless it’s from your local shop. This is the kind of wishful thinking that makes you pay the pro snowboarding association the annual fees because it helps you pick chicks up at the ski hill you teach at. The retarded kid I saw at the ski hill just north of here on some integration ski trip who was probably snowboarding for the first time and struggling down the bunny hill and falling on his face while masturbating took more skill that this motherfucker is packin’. Even I am a better snowboarder than this and I’ve only done it about 5 times because I live in Canada and for 6 months there’s pretty much nothing else to do and I weigh 300 pounds.

Seeing these staged pics of them washing their car in their bathing suits is a lot less offensive than this asshole calling himself a pro, but it is possible that they aren’t staged because based on DeAnna’s reputation, she never turns down the opportunity to play with a hose, even when it’s not attached to a man. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bikini|DeAnna Pappas|Jesse Csincsak

2008

Aug

Some Girl on my Facebook’s Girlicious Pictures of the Day

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Girlicious is some whore reality TV produced act that is pretty much a subsidiary of Pussy Cat Dolls because the same slut is behind the two projects. They are basically a group of girls with moderate dancing ability, moderate singing ability and moderate lookin’ good in lingerie ability. I don’t know what message this gives the kids who are too retarded to realize that the shit sucks a good moral mentor to a group of youth already being raised by over-sexualization on TV because their parents are too busy at work paying off their credit card debt and no-down payment mortgages.

I stole these off some girl’s facebook, because facebook is a bigger deal than this site and a good way to meet sluts, like the one I had cyber sex with last night. I started off nice and romantic to get her into it and had only made my way to rubbing her pussy over her underwear while sucking her tit, when she was already telling me to do her from behind but not in her ass cuz if I did she’s be mad, it was her “no zone”, even when talking dirty on the internet. That’s when I excused myself and went out to the garden shed, pulled out a shovel and smashed her face in for ruining our love making session to teach her a lesson. After doing that, she stopped answering me and now I am scared I killed her…..with the internet… who really needs real life…..

Either way, here are some pics of them performing at what I assume is the Backstreet Boys concert they are opening in Canada.

Posted in:Girlicious

2008

Aug

Lily Allen Nipple Slip of the Day

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This isn’t so much a nipple slip as it is a nipple lookin’ for a baby to feed because it was jacked with maternal hormones before rudely having the baby taken away from it when it prematurely killed itself after realizing who its mother was. Just notice how ready it is eager to feed, long after the little milk it started producing when Lily Allen was pregnant dry up like her murdering womb and her career.

The truth is that Lily Allen is only giving us all the finger because we just witnessed a really personal issue she’s been having with her tit for the last year because it is mad at her for pretty much firing it from its life work and she is embarrassed by its behavior in public. I guess some people have an easier time forgiving people for drinking and smoking and killing off their unborn kid, especially when it wasn’t actually a miscarriage but an abortion because her relationship wasn’t working out.

I guess who really cares. I know I don’t.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipple Slip

2008

Aug

Joanna Krupa Gets Topless for Maxim Germany of the Day

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I am all for Eastern European girls mainly because the one’s who were born under the communist regime were raised to be whores, because their vagina was their only escape from a life of rationed bread and toilet paper under the iron fist. They needed to get out and if they were good looking enough, they’d be put to work learning how to suck dick properly at a young age, training and making extra money to spend on clothes and other things that would help contribute to their package deal for whatever American wanted to marry them so if they were good looking enough and not the fat and hairier than the average man that were trained for weightlifting in the Olympics or how to man a sewing machine for the factory they were going to spend the rest of their lives in but the odd one would take train to participate in the National past time of wresling juggling bears, they were sent into the sex trade, signed up to mail-order bride catalogs and if they were really lucky, sent to America to be models.

Now I know Krupa was raised in America, but that doesn’t take away from a deep rooted cultural tradition of being a whore that’s all part of her genetic code and knowing that is all part of the reason I am posting this.

The truth is that I am pretty disappointed from this photoshoot, I thought Germans were crazy and was expecting to see some scat bondage action, but I guess seeing her tits is better than nothing, even though it’s not quite as good as seeing her getting shit on like the whore that she is.

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Topless

2008

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I get a lot of hate because of this bitch and that in and of itself is enough for me to hate her more than I already do. I have been called jealous becaue I have called her useless, lazy, rich kid who is a Paris Hilton copycat who manged to tricked the world into wanting her on TV, making her enough money to buy herself a Bentley, and the entire time I’ve said she’s fat and ugly and people have called me shallow, crazy and gay because if I find this fat I must hate real women even though 80 percent of girls I know aren’t as fat as this tank. I have also been labeled a racist because I say shit like only black guys would fuck an ass like that and that she only dates black dudes cuz their dicks are the only ones that can make their way in past her shitty pussy to bump against her g-spot. I have called her the black man’s urinal and said her sex tape is like watching the animal planet channel and for the record I stand by all I have said about this dumpy attention seeking whore.

Here is Kim Kardashian showing off her fat body in a bikini in some staged lookin’ photos.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Pictures

2008

Aug

Christina Aguilera Naked for Lachappelle in 2004 of the Day

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These pics were emailed to me yesterday and I decided to try to figure out if they were real or not, because I have been jerking off to celebrity heads cropped onto pornstar bodies for years and don’t really have a keen eye when shit comes to photoshop, but from what I found out it is a Lachappelle picture from 2004. If you don’t know David Lachappelle, he’s a photographer who some celebrities get hooked on, he does big production pictures and directs music videos, he claimed to have refused to work with Aguilera about a year ago because she’s a cunt so these pictures are from before then. If you’re wondering how I know this, it is because I am an art currator in my spare time. I am classy and cultured like that.

So the chances that these are zoomed in Aguilera tits is possible, girls get naked for big photographers all the time, but shit looks like it’s been blown up, run through filters and who really knows if they are legit, and I guess who really cares, except maybe her mother who still remembers her little small breasted baby before she became a fake titty porn-lookin’ whore….

Posted in:2004|Christina Aguilera|Naked