2008
26
Jun
This is some Model who I’ve never heard of and who is less important than the girl who works at your local drug store, but that’s just because she hands out Methodone, HIV Cocktails, Valtrex and Birth Control to the people while all this girl does is prance around in her ass leading the public to need HIV Cocktails, Valtrex and Birth Control to deal with the poor decisions they make after getting horny from hanging out on the internet watching porn.
Posted in:Bikini|Michelle Huziker
2008
26
Jun
Brooke Hogan brought her muscles to Maxim for this boring photoshoot. I can only assume that Hulk paid them to give her the press for her birthday or that Maxim are slowly going bankrupt because no one buys magazines and are taking what they can get.
Her dad showed up on the set of the shoot to make sure she doesn’t show off too much skin, apparetly he’s like a jealous boyfriend who doesn’t want other men to appreciate the luscious curves he’s been appreciating since she hit puberty. I remember a dude I knew who would go nuts when his chick tanned topless in front of me, he thought it was the end of the fucking world that I knew what her tits looked like and that if I wanted to, I could jerk off to them knowing exactly what he was playing with everynight. I feel like this Hulk control issues stem from the same evil green monster.
Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Maxim
2008
26
Jun
There’s a reason why you haven’t heard much about Donald Trumps daughter Tiffany, and that is because he keeps her hidden and a secret because she’s fucking ugly. Trump likes to equate his name to excellence and luxury and prestige but instead fate has brought him something to brand that represents birth defects, bad genetics and a busted down fucking face.
It’s kinda funny that a cocksucker like Trump who has probably fucked over numerous people because he is a true believer that business is business and it’s nothing personal would get struck by Karma and his sperm would create this monster of a girl but I guess that’s just how the world works. The worst thing about this is that the worst thing about her probably isn’t even her face, because if she’s anything like other rich girls, she’s proababy a cunt and actually thinks she’s got it going on in typical rich kid delusion as she rides her prize winning horses, wears her designer clothes and travels to places of luxury while taking time off her very high society education to make a point of treating everyone around her like they are shit.
I almost felt bad ripping into this girl, because she’s a teenager and the last thing she needs to read about on the interenet is how weird her face is, and how ugly she is, you know, giving her a complex and landing her in some kind of therapy session or on some kind of meds or into a life a many random sexual encounters to make her feel like she has some value, but then I realize that ripping into people is what I do and business is business, nothing personal.
Posted in:Marla Maples|Tiffany Trump|Ugly
2008
26
Jun
Here’s yet another dumpy chick from the UK in her bikini, not because all chicks from the UK are Dumpy, but because she’s married to a soccer player and with this whole Euro shit going on, I can’t leave my house without running into some fucking immigrant carrying his team’s flag and it’s starting to annoy me.
What doesn’t really annoy me is the fact that soccer players land the trashiest girls out there, they are like the pussy you fuck when you are out of town on business and you leave the wife at home with the kids and feel like it’s time for new pussy and conveniently a drunk girl in a messed up party dress on the verge of passing out or throwing up falls up on you and mistakes you for her boyfriend who was actually just a random dude from the same bar the previous week who had his way with her, but she doesn’t know the difference, her timelines are all messed up and she’s been this drunken mess for the past 6 years so she ends up showing you the same good time she’s shown many men. But for some reason, one night while out, they win the fucking lottery and some rich soccer playing dude falls in love with them because she gives a better blowjob than his teammates and next thing you know, you’re honeymooning in Vegas, showing the world your fat ass that is only going to get fatter. It’s really one of life’s great mysteries.
Posted in:Bikini|Coleen McLoughlin|Honeymoon
2008
26
Jun
The show the Bachelorette pretty much advocates STDs and a polyamourous lifestyle. It’s like before the eyes of America, you test out as many men as the network will throw at you, to decide which one you are going to pretend to fall in love with and pretend to date for a year because it’s all written in your contract that you had to sign the job to be the next piece of ass who basically whores herself out on TV by hooking up with differnent dudes everynight while they sit and wait around for her to decide if they are worthy, like a bunch of assholes. Seems like a good enough concept for a show and here is the star in her bikini.
Posted in:Bachelorette|Bikini|DeAnna Pappas
2008
26
Jun
The ladies at The View were talking about fake tits yesterday and that cunt Elizabeth went onto talk about after two kids her tits are a saggy mess, but Whoopi took the prize for giving me a boner when she talked about through her tits over her shoulder when she runs on the treadmill. I know she’s lying because with a body like that, the only running she’s doing is from the counter at McDonald’s to her seat to get the food up in her as fast as she can, but since thinking of Whoopi in all her masculine glory in a sexual way is my new fetish, her dirty saggy tits and any mention of them just fuels the fire in my pants.
Today’s episode is on as I type this, but I don’t have a TV and still question how it can get past the people at the FCC because it is a fucking sexy show that I like to call Daytime Porn, and I am really excited to see what Whoopi is up to today, so watch out, there may be more Whoopi erotica, at least I hope there is.
Posted in:Erotic Moment|Whoopi Goldberg
2008
26
Jun
Larry King has no idea who Christina Aguilera is or what kind of music she sings. Sure, he’s 90 and wouldn’t have much use for Aguilera, it’s not like he can jerk off to her big fake tits like you do, so why would anyone expect him to know who she is. It’s not like she’s Britney Spears or anything.
This just further proves my point that Aguilera’s been drinking because she’s irrelevant in the world, her husband looks like a Holocaust survivor who was used as a test patient for experimental medication that left his face looking like some kind of science experiment and her new kid is taking up so much time demanding her tit and crying at night for her tit that she’s tired and haggard making the public want less of her tits, we’re like, put those things away and feed your baby you inadequate mother and now drinking is all she’s got going for her. It’s really what dreams are made of.
Here are some recent pics of Christina Aguilera and her Husband you all hate for getting to her womb first.
Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Larry King
2008
26
Jun
In trying to keep up his cowboy image and get some press as some good wholesome country boy who defends a woman’s honor, Tim McGraw hired a fat dude to get “unruly”, whatever the fuck that means, with women in the audience so that he could stage this scene, throw up his dukes, look like a hero and go back to singing like it aint a thang and just part of a country boy’s life.
It makes me laugh, not because I give a fuck about Tim McGraw or the fact that 80 percent of the US female population want to fuck him even though that 80 percent are a bunch of uneducated, toothless, poor, single mothers living in the middle of fuckin’ no where, but because cowboys are known to be the best rapists in these parts, who like their whiskey, whores, gambling, horses and rape and I heard that Tim McGraw met his first girlfriend when he was a college kid and was getting “unruly” with a girl in his pick-up truck in the parking lot of a Billy Ray Cyrus concert. That’s where all the pussy went in those days.
Posted in:Tim McGraw
2008
25
Jun
I got some fan mail:
Why did you write White Power on your site. You’re a fucking racist and shouldn’t be advocating those kinds of negative things. I will never come back to your site again.
Signed
Black Power
I said:
It is funny because I am Mexican and White Power groups hate me more than they hate you. Don’t be such a girl, let’s go eat some fried chicken burritos and some watermelons while trying to fuck fat blonde chicks. I predict a long lasting friendship.
Signed
Mexican Power
Here are my links:
Prepare to be Turned On
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Mama Mia!! It’s the Italian Spider Man!
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Audrina’s Got Cleavage – Fake Titty Rich Kid Cleavage
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Kanye West Crys More Than a Baby With Diaper Rash
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Adrian Lima Pokies
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Sluts Who Know Not To Make You Ask Twice
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Amy Winehouse’s Lice
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Which sexy ebony chick looked the hottest at the BET awards?
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Alicia Keys is Fat
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Top 10 Hottest Moments of Tennis Babes in Slow Motion
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If Heidi Montag is a Born Star, I have a Functioning Penis and You Are Not a Homo
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Brooke Hogan: ìDad Touches Me Like Old Carî
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And Now, Some Backyeard Gymnastics!
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Con People Into Buying You Dinner If You Are As Poor As I Am
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Sneakiest Goal Ever Made in Soccer
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Use This to Get Sex, And Find Out If It’s All It’s Cracked Up to Be
(for the record, it is)
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The Kool-Aid Man is On the Loose!
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Miami Looks Like an Awesome Place Where Don’t Let People Like You and Me Run Freely
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Some Teenaged Girl Makes the Best Play in Minor Leagur Baseball History
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A Katy Perry Parody That Is Only Funny Because Katy Perry Sucks and I Hate Her
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Alessandra Ambrosio Gallery
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Gang of Sluts Jumps Some Other Slut
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Shopping with Lenka
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Jenna Nikol is At Her Best
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Blonde Slut Has a Private Party
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Stop Hanging OUt With 13 Year Olds; Find a Real Women to Fuck
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Audrina Patridge Short Shorts
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Rhianna Looks Like a Cake I Would Like to Fuck at the BET Awards
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And Now, Child Molester Will Bring You Your Local Weather Forcast….
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Nelson Mandela Hates Naomi Campbell
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Is It Just Me, or Is Dita Von Teese Looking Fucking Hefty?
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Madonna’s Divorce is About to Get Uglier Than She Is
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Striptease of the Day
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Ice T’s Wife is a Real Piece of Work
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Alison Angel is a Naked Butterfly
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Shaquile O’Neil Thinks He Is a Rapper, and He is Wrong
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Beyonce Cleavage Throwback
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Some Dude Lost 15 Pounds Using the Wii Fit. Maybe There is Hope For Me Yet
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Lorena Bobbitt Gives Interview 15 Years Later
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Skateboard + Face = Awesome
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Peta Todd is the International Babe of the Day
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Sluts Who Know How to Treat You Right
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I Just Hope They Didn’t Film the Peehole
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Some Hot Chick Flashing Traffic Video
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Big Tiitties in the Bathroom Compilation Video
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Some Arab Chick Shows Off Her Pussy
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Celebrity STD Guessing Game
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Hancock Poster Gets Pranked
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Hot Sweaty Portuguese Chicks in Bikinis
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Nereida and Cristiano on vacation
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Soccer Wife Oksana Andersson Topless on Vacation
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The Stupiest Shit From Harriet Carter
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Breasts Endorse Obama
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Youtubes Next Big Star Who Will Get Signed to Justin Timberlakes Label
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Fake Tits on the Volleyball Tour
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A bunch of cougars partying on a boat
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Murder Lily Has a Shitload of Tattooed and Pierced Whores for the Taking
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BONUS – PARTY GIRLS IN LINGERIE
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Posted in:Uncategorized
2008
25
Jun
Here is some shoot of Pam Anderson for Radar Magazine because Radar clearly has a limited budget and she’s the only bitch willing to do things for free because she wants people to keep caring about her.
Now that she’s menopausal, I don’t really get why people still find her relevant, maybe they are just nostalgic masturbaters and remember the night they spent with Pam Anderson’s Playboy in their treehouse 15 years ago or lying in bed with a teenage erection on a Saturday night only to find a new episode of Baywatch on to help make them feel guilt and shame all over their bellies or maybe people are just amazed at how she’s climbed her way out of being a trashy poor Canadian to become a trashy and rich Hollywood slut with retarded fake tits that are also pretty amazing because they haven’t exploded.
But I am just amazied by how she’s had so much sperm shot up in her that she’s an honorary dude. It’s like she’s got a fat set of balls producing the shit of her own, only instead it’s all donations that dry up on the lining of her uterine wall. Good thing she’s barren from the abortions, std’s and age, because she’ll know in advance that her next pregnancy scare will just be a big 8 pound ball of cum that her body is spitting up like a cat spits up a hairball.
Posted in:Pam Anderson|Radar
