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2008

24

Jun

Lohan Eating Burger of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lohan eating a burger, it’s something she’s pretty good at because she’s given up Hot Dogs and has been practicing a lot. You should take notes, I hear its an easy way to keep that fat chick your fucking around for a few more rounds, but that’s just because fat chicks love food.

My lesbian jokes suck but I heard this one the other day:

What do you call a lesbian with big fingers:
-well hung

That one’s better than mine, it’s kinda the story of my life.

Posted in:Burger|Lindsay Lohan

2008

24

Jun

Kobe Bryant’s Ass of the Day

Sure being married has nothing on raping young chicks in hotel rooms, because they want to make a couple extra bucks by dragging your name through the mud and you want to cum, but at least marriage is a constant. Something that never seems to go away no matter how badly you wish it did because you hate your wife more than you hate yourself and every little thing she does makes you want to jump off the fire escape of your third floor shit-hole of an apartment, even her smell and the way she breathes gets under your skin leading you to reach for the bottle because it’s the only way you can deal with the fact that she won’t get a divorce because she finds it embarrassing and admitting failure and even if she did want a divorce you wouldn’t be able to afford your modest lifestyle because her disability check is your life support. It’s a fucking trap or prison sentence at least that’s what I’ve heard.

Here are some pictures of Kobe Bryant’s wife’s ass in a bikini.

Posted in:Ass|Kobe Bryant

2008

24

Jun

Kristen Bell Bending and Stretching of the Day

I know you want to fuck Kristen Bell and it must bother you to see her bending and stretching for one of two reasons. Either she’s sore from how hard Dax Shepard slammed the shit out of her, or she’s preparing to bang the shit out of him. It’s the excitement of young love where sex is the priority and you can’t get your hands off each other no matter where you are because the raw sexual energy takes over all levels of thought and logic and it must be pretty painful for you to watch because the only thing raw in your sex life is your dick for rubbin’ it down to the bone.

Either way you can be happy to know she’s rockin’ the birth control patch on her leg so that this cocksucker Dax doesn’t accidentally pollute her womb with his spawn that I can only assume will be a lot easier to hate than him.

Posted in:Kristen Bell|Yoga

2008

24

Jun

Katherine Heigl is in her Bikini Again of the Day

This is the third set of pictures that hit of Katherine Bell in her bikini on vacation and it’s come to the point where it is just gratuitous. I guess she figures the more she puts herself out there the more likely we’ll get used to the mess that is her ass and decided that she’s hot and worth fucking. It’s like the immediate shock we once had of her cellulite ridden legs is behind us and we’ve come to terms with things, digested them and are ready to cum on her face. It’s a decent strategy that reminds me of everytime I show a girl my penis and she looks at it with disgust but after a few months and a few drinks and some sweet talking she decides small or not it’s worth taking for a ride because there’s nothing else around at there’s a gun pointed at my head. Nothing like being the enforcer of good times.

Posted in:Bikini|Katherine Heigl

2008

24

Jun

Cheryl Tweey Cole in her Animal Print Bathing Suit of the Day

I read somewhere that Cheryl Tweedy Cole is trying to save her marriage and in doing that she’s decided to go on vacation with her husband to re-connect which basically means spend a couple days together fucking. I figure that since this bitch’s life is a vacation since she barely works and married a rich athlete and since she’s been spotted by the pool in her bathing suit so many fucking times in the last 2 years, that running off to the pool won’t do much for them.

I guess what it comes down to is that when the novelty of the big dick and dreams of being with a rap superstar wear off, they are just two people from the opposite sides of the tracks and I don’t know who they were trying to fool in this union, I knew it was only a matter of time before racism would prevail and their little fairytail union would fall apart and now no white dude’s going to want to get a piece because she’s damaged goods. Interracial relationships just don’t work, White Power.

Posted in:Bikini|Cheryl Tweedy Cole

2008

24

Jun

Orlando Bloom’s Naked Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom on a vacation tanning naked as they are supposed to. The highlight of the pictures have to be finally seeing Orlando Bloom’s ass. Dude was so dreamy in Pirates that I’ve just been waiting for this day for the last 5 years. It’s days like today that I want to take off my Crocodile Dundee Hat, put my pet Kangaroo back in his cage, drink a couple of Beers and sing Waltzing Matilda to celebrate Australia because I support all things white trash and Australia was pretty much built on that shit and deserves some fuckin’ love for their naked exports that are a lot more worthy of love than Vegemite or Steve Irwin.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Naked|Orlando Bloom|Topless

2008

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is some French person festival in this city today, it is a time for French people to unite and celebrate all things french, like poverty, chain smoking, drinking and having illegitimate children all while hating english people. I decided to go to the frenchest of bars in hopes of finding some willing sluts to come back to my hotel room, and by hotel room I mean the back alley, to see some tits. Instead, I got spat on and got drinks thrown on me because I can’t speak french. I felt like a black in the south, a Jew in the Nazi Germany and despite getting wastede, It wasn’t as amazing a celebration as I thought it would be – but here are my links for you because they are an amazing celebration. Cuddles.


Let’s Watch George Carlin’s “7 Words” Together
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The 2 Corey’s Were Most Probably Molested by Michael Jackson
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Trailer for the NEw Joy Division Documentary
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Daisy de la Hoya is…Uhhhh….Hmmmm Could be a Whore But is Probably a Man
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I Don’t Want to Alarm Anyone Here, But Jennifer Lopez is a Huge Fucking Bitch
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Britney Spears’ Udders Have some Pokies
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The Best Cover of Bob Marley’s Buffalo Soldier EVER!
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The 10 Best Local TV Ads
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The 10 Funniest Moments in Boob Grabbing History
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Kate Hudson and Lance Armstong Public Display of Fucking
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Janet Jackson’s Sexy History:
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Liv Tyler Looking Hot for Once
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Have an Affair at Work the Proper Way
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Slag has Fun on Camera with Her New Toy
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Dancin’ Round the World
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Sluts to Start Your Week Off Right
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Get Laid, It’s The Right Thing to Do
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Garbage Shoot Yeeehaw!!
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Marisa Miller Looks Hot in Black and White
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Now THAT’S How You Steal a Purse!
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Jenny Nickol is a Hot Piece
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Jessica Simpson Would Like to Clear Something
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Amy Winehouse Battling Emphysema from Smokin Too Much Crack
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How Would You Spend 164 Millio Dollars?
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Make Use of your Works Speedy Internet Connection to the FULLEST
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Kelly Rowland Took an HIV Test For Charity. Or Maybe Cause She Thinks She Hads AIDS
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Jennifer Aniston is Holding on to John Mayer for Dear Life
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Photoshop Award of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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Yana Cova gets busty with her toy
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Getting Sex via a Helping Hand That Isn’t You Own
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Football Sluts Are The Only Good Part of Football
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I Am Never Taking an Elevator Ever Again
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Let’s Live Viacariously….
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And That’s Why You Don’t Have Sex With a Drunk Trick
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Hitler Could Sing, Who Knew?
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Olivia Wilde is Tasty
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Linda Hogan is Dumb As Shit
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Mischa Marton Topless Throwback
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Cali Logan Looks Sexy in Glasses
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Funny Viral Called How To Become a Pornstar That I May Have Already Linked But It’s Funny Enough to Link Again
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Some Pornstar Who Drank A Little Too Much Funniness
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Really Weird Public Sex Video
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Jamie Lynn Spears is a Genius
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Larry Birkhead Wants the Memory of Anna Nicole to Live On via Her Underpants
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Awesome Beatboxer
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Megan Fox is Amazing
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Web Cunts to Make Your Day Better
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Dirty Orientals is the Best Buffet Money Can Buy
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Office Play Makes for Big Fun
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Shows Off Her Vagina
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Some Emo Chick Shows Off Her Tits
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Some Girls on Spring Break Flash Their Tits
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BONUS: Club Sluts the Only Way You’ll Ever Get to Experience Them. Loser
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

23

Jun

Rod Stewart Suckin’ Tit of the Day

Rod Stewart doesn’t just suck at making good music, but he also sucks tit. Here’s the little man out with his current blond model wife on their Yacht, because unlike other little men, he didn’t join the circus and became a top of the charts recording artist and made millions upon millions of dollars. With millions upon millions of dollars and a sultry voice and stupid hair and outrageous costumes you can convice models tend to think you’re worth around since they are used to being surrounded by fags and I can only assume that this mini-man is a tripod because it’s really the only way all these models lining up for him makes sense.

Either way, here is Rod Stewart putting on a little performance and overcompensating with the ladies in hopes of convincing us all that he’s not actually a homo by sucking his wife Penny Lancaster’s tit on his yacht, but there’s no foolin’ us, with a name like Rod, it’s kinda of your birthright to become the Queen Gay Lord, in fact there are rumors that Rod invented homosexuality, and that his daughter Kimmy was just something he brought home with him from a night of barebacing at the bathouse. Kinda like Aids, but way more annoying.

Posted in:Rod Stewart|Tit Suckin'

2008

23

Jun

Lisa Rinna Bikini Pics of the Day

I just walked behind an 18 or 19 year old girl who was running her mouth off to her friend about how much she masturbates and how she likes it when her boyfriend cums in her without realizing there were people around her, like most obnoxious motherfuckers who think the world revolves around them and the street is as private as their bedroom since they don’t know the random fuckers around them, but the unfortunate thing about that is that despite not caring about what everyone around them thinks, they don’t bother getting completely naked in public for me to masturbate and cum inside my belly button and they just air their dirty laundry and gossip for all to hear and for no one to care about, and up until today, girls on cell phone conversations never interested me and really just made me want to punch them in their pretty made up faces.

Either way, I hear this cum and masturbate talk coming out of this girl and I start picking up the pace to hear where this is going because it’s likely going to be good and then next thing I know, I’m out of breath because I am a better sitter than walker and she’s turning into McDonald’s and all I can think about how her pussy she speaks so candid about smells like big mac sauce.

The same things run through my head about this Lisa Rinna Bitch as she parades around her plastic face and plastic tits like she’s still on Melrose Place and people actually care, but I have a feeling that she doesn’t have a pussy, she got it sewn up in hopes of being a more true to life representation of Barbie and if she does it smells like Formaldehyde cuz she’s trying to keep shit from wasting away (rotting).

Posted in:Bikini|Lisa Rinna

2008

23

Jun

RIP Motherfucker, The George Carlin Edition of the Day

I don’t know much about George Carlin or his comedy but I do know people think he’s some kind of legend and I am sure it goes without saying that he is substantially funnier than me, at least he was until today because now he’s dead. RIP, Motherfucker.

Posted in:Dead|George Carlin