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2008

10

Jun

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace in Some Topless Bikini Pictures of the Day

This Aisleyne Horgan Wallace chick is pretty much good for one thing and that’s taking off her shirt every chance she gets to show off her fake tits that she bought herself with her trust fund money because it makes for a better investment for a slut than something useless like college. She’s from the UK and envious of all those glamour models out there and is doing all she can to get coverage and you know, I got little else to do with my time than to post this shit for you since I’ve been following her amazingly life changing career of taking off her shirt and flashing her pussy and panties for a pretty long time and I guess this is just another one of her accomplishments, like the time I won employee of the year for this site, it’s something I will definitely put on my resume, even though I have to admit the judges were a little bias since they were me.

Either way, I don’t know who is who in these pics, I just see a couple sluts, and sometimes that’s good enough and names just become irrelevant.

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2008

10

Jun

Phoebe Price’s Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

My power went out a bunch of hours ago and I thought it was because I hadn’t paid my electricty bill and the company shut me down and I was happy because it re-affirmed my ghetto lifestyle, but then I walked outside and realized the whole block was out and that I wasn’t as much as a hurtbag as I thought I was.

My ghetto accomplishment, wasn’t much of an accomplishment at all and I think the same goes for Phoebe Price who got some press for being in a bikini candid shot showing off her fat legs and thought it was so fuckin’ amazing tht she made it to the cover of some tabloid magaine that she has has since staged a bunch of photoshoots with the paparazzi to relive those glory days, unfortunately she completely delusional and thinks that she made the cover because people want to fuck her and that delusion carried over into today’s pictures where she’s trying to exude sex, when shit should just be covered up and not cover material.

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Posted in:Bikini|Phoebe Price

2008

10

Jun

Shauna Sand is the Classiest of the Day

I am a pretty materialistic person and I figure that if you drive a Benz, no matter how trashy you’re no hipped, disgusting plastic surgery ridden prostitute lookin’ body is, you are still high society by my standards, like the other day when I saw some dude got out of his Porsche with some slag with fake tits and ass exposing shorts and trashy stripper shoes, the last thing I thought about was that he either won the lottery or was some kind of pimp, drug dealer, loan shark or mobster who only had that car because he was a sleazy piece of shit. As far as I am concerned, Shauna Sand enjoys croquet, high tea time and most importantly the long drive out to her villa where she is an avid fox hunter.

Posted in:Classiest|Shauna Sand|Slut

2008

10

Jun

Helena Christensen’s Topless Bikini of the Day

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Supermodel of the past, Helena Christensen is out in a bikini in Miami and she’s decided to let her tits out to tan like every good Euopean girl should. I guess it’s safe to say that she’s been keeping up her habits of not eating, snorting cocaine and whatever else she did when she was relelvant because here body is still tight, so tight that a gay dude from the band Interpol would get with her because he doesn’t want the bad press and because if he closes his eyes and visualizes, her pussy feels about as tight as a man’s asshole. At least that’s the story I heard.

Posted in:Bikini|Helena Chistensen|Topless|Uncategorized

2008

10

Jun

Pam Anderson’s Canadian See Through Moment of the Day

Pam Anderson hosted a bikini contest at the Montreal Club I never go to but do know that on Sunday or Monday night all the fuckin’ cokehead strippers rock out there, but I can’t ever manage to get there because I know that I will be rejected at the door. The one time that I was allowed into the club was a while ago when my stepdaughter was hired to be some kind of Gogo dancer in a bra and a pair of bootyshorts and even then the bouncer made me check my shirt because he told me that they didn’t allow lumberjack shirts into the club.

Either way, she got paid 100,000 dollars which was prety shocking to me cosidering they are about 10 years too late on her appeal to the perverts since she’s old, washed up and diseased, but I am guessing all the local sluts everywhere who are riding off the Pam Anderson dream and who think of her as some kind of mesiah in the business of sluts will always look up to her as some kind of den mother.

I guess the good news is that she showed off her nipples, because she figures that she’s got no choice but to show some skin at that price, it’s like the time I gave a reformed hooker 40 dollars and she felt obligated to suck me off because it is all she knew. I like to think that she’s just showing them off because she’s amazed as all of us that after all the surgery she still has nipples and likes the world to see them like some kind of trophy.

Here are some of the Contestents in the BIkini Contest Thanks to Facebook:

Posted in:Canadian|Pam Anderson|See Through

2008

10

Jun

The Amy Winehouse Racist Tapes of the Day

I was not paying attention to much yesterday because I was in recovery mode, so I only heard this story at 3 am when I woke up from some night terrors that involved transexuals. I am not sure it if means I am gay or into transexuals, but I was definitely having sex with a man with a vagina or a woman with a man’s face and it’s thrown me off a bit today. The good news is that I wasn’t hard when I woke up, morning erections are a thing of the past, I thought it was because I am not 16 anymore, but it turns out it’s because I am depressed.

Either way, here is a video of Amy Winehouse, someone who I find totally fucking hot because I am not unrealistic in my expectations. I don’t aim to find girls who look like these other celebrities in real life, you know, girls who have all their teeth, who are sober and who have nice faces that don’t look accidented, I realize that I am not in their league and I don’t even pay much notice to them, because they are a distraction from the real girls out there like Amy Winehouse who is pretty much a hotter, richer version of every girl I’ve ever bagged, which is too bad because without that bank account and angelic singing voice, she’d only have about a $25 blowjob street value, and that’s almost affordable.

In this video, she’s doing drugs and making racial slurs that people are trying to use to ruin her career because they assume that dropping the word into not buying her albums. The point is that it’s just some kid song from the playground like “catch a nigger by the toe” and her saying it’s got nothing to do with her actually being a racist or believing it because let’s face it, racial slurs coming from a Jew is kinda like a white chick cleaning a house for a Filipino family, if you know what I mean, which I hope you do, because I got no idea where I am going with that, but I am trying to say that it is a pot calling the kettle black situation because a Jew dropping hateful racist slang on anyone is acceptable because the nigger, gooks, nips, gays and retards probably hate jews more than this Winehouse jew hates them and just the other day, when rolling by the retard home, I saw 3 waterheads doing the Nazi Salute, I think they could have been out for activity hour and were just stretching like a retard, but it looked pretty suspect.

Either way, her husband is an asshole for releasing this harmless shit, but they are crackheads and do crazy things so along with the video – some personal pics were also leaked and lucky for me, there are nipples in them so now my Amy Winehouse masturbation hour has new content.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Personal Pics|Racist Tapes

2008

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

So – I have some bad news about my other pair of pants that I have committed myself to because I came home in my underwear at 7 am in my underwear after a rough night, I don’t really know what happened, but keeping my eyes open was next to impossible today. Anyway, the pair of pants I am forced to wear couldn’t handle my weight gain, a huge reason why we broke up before I bought the pair of pants I lost last night, and the button popped off. To make matters worse, while walking down the street a homeless dude refered to me a big guy when asking for change, because I guess god doesn’t think having hot chicks reject me constantly is enough abuse to my self esteem and figured throwing in some stabs from homeless crackheads will really drive the fuckin’ point home, I mean that is if there is a god, maybe I should start my Carmen Electra Stripper-robics DVDs, all I need is a TV and all you need is to click on this fucking links you fucking motherfucking piece of motherfucking shit that I am happy to know.


Karla Lopez Will Most Probably Give You a Boner
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Never Promise Crazy a Baby
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Miranda Kerr’s Weird Looking Face Doesn’t Distract Me From Her Tits Busting Out of Her Dress
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Ryan Phillipe’s Girlfriend’s Topless Scene
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Some Slut Named Charley Uchea Moons The Paparazzi
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MORE FROM THE DANCING INMATES!!
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10 Videos Of Boobs Bouncing in Slow Motion
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Prince Harry’s Girlfriend Shows Off Her Slutty Legs and Hot British Teeth
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Goes Furniture Shopping
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FOR SALE – Slightly Used Rubber Fist.
Wait…What?
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Samantha Willis is All Right in My Book
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Lohan Got a Job!!
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Sex is Fun, But Don’t Take My Word For It. You May Need This Tho
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Black Guys on a Beautiful Day
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How to Dump Your Girlfriend is 64 Easy Steps
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Some Hot Slut By The Pool VIdeo
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Some Parking Lot Brawl
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A Bunch of Slags Belly Dance for Your Sorry Ass
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Jelena Jenson is Naked on a Bed
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Chelsea Ray Strips Down
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Some Amateur Girl Shows Off Her New Implants
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Some Weird Motherfucker Pulls a Wack in a Bookstore Because This Public Masturbation Movement is Taking Over and Freaks me the Fuck Out
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Abigail Clancy Gallery
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Kids – Watch Out for This Weatherman…
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Becky Rule Rules Your Pathetic Penis….
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Make Dad Proud, Get Laid
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Budget Bungee Jumper Owns Himself
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Girl Make Out
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Burger King Saved Robert Downey Juniors Life
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Marisa Miller Looks Shiny
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College Sluts Make Mom and Dad Proud
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Kellie Pickler and Jessica Simpson are Attention Whores Who I’d Fuck The Trash Out Of
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Striptease of the Day
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Blaaaaaaaake is Found Guilty. I am Shocked. SHOCKED!
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Aneta Heat Is On Fire
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Some Charity Sluts
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Molested by the Crowd
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Celebs without Make Up
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Diddy Changed his Name BACK to Puff Daddy
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Banquet 5 Day Tour (This One is For Lucas!!)
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The Old Sluts From the Golden Girls Took a Night Off From the Old Folks Home
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Monica in the Kitchen
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Jamie Spears To KFed: “Do My Daughter Again, I’ll Give You Millions”
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Fence Versus Idiot
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Now Thats What I call a Wonderbra Ad
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Teacher Accused of Having Sex With Students Writes to Nick Hogan in Jail
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Strange quirks after Fucking
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Sluts or you to Shake Your Stick At
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Malibu Angels Make Me Wanna Take a Vacation
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Spy Cam Office Fun
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Put Custom Songs on Guitar Hero
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G String at the Office
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick and Her Self Shot Tits
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Some Naked Chick in the Bath
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Some Girl Topless With Her Boyfriend
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BONUS: Sluts Show Some Ass on the Beach
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Another Bonus: The Term Slut Just Got a Whole Lot More…Sluttier
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2008

09

Jun

Marisa Miller Does Montreal of the Day

Marisa Miller hosted a party with Puff Daddy in Montreal this past weekend and I didn’t go because I wasn’t invited, tickets were $250 dollars and if you wanted a place to sit down, it was $5000 because Puff Daddy isn’t rich enough and feels that he should charge outrageous prices so the everyday 9 to 5 millionaire can pretend they partied with him, giving them stories to tell their friends and family about how they spent 1000 dollars to be under the same roof as the motherfucker while listening to the same tunes as the motherfucker as club slut girls shook their asses for them in hopes of getting free drinks off their bottles all while hanging out in a club owned by the mob that I have unfortunately been to in the past and have felt my life was at risk because no matter how trendy you make a place, when the owners are gangsters, you could get in the line of fire and it’s really a fucking lame event and party that is not worth literally dying for.

Either way, Grand Prix weekend here is a total fucking mess, where they shut down a bunch of streets and drunken fools from out of town to take over and cause traffic so that the poverty that fill the city can’t get out to their local drinking holes without having to to walk through a mob of gym bound dudes in Ed Hardy and ugly chicks with fake tits who think they are stylin’ cuz their lame boyfriend rented a Posche for the week because people are into spending money to show off how fuckin’ ballin’ they are.

The goal was to get out there and fuck with people, videotape them cheating on their wives with local sluts and pretty much doing my part to destroy the event for as many people as possible, but I just ended up getting drunk at some shitty bar that wasn’t taken over by the bottle poppin’ celebrity try hards with no concept of what’s up, and instead got drunk with some fat chick who wouldn’t stop talking about her cat and I don’t mean her pussy.

I guess I just hate the fact that I am poor and that I get no love for what I do and I feel like Marisa Miller should have been inviting me to her hotel room to help her shower, even though bitch looks like a 30 year old soccer mom that’s been marketed enough for people to believe she’s the hottest thing out there and who pay 250 dollars to see her from afar.

Posted in:Marisa Miller|Montreal

2008

09

Jun

Ashley Alexandra Dupre in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s a whore in a bikini who is actually an official whore and not just some girl trying to look like a whore since it’s all trendy. This is the bitch from Girls Gone Wild Underage Lesbian Experience to High Class Escort to Jewish Rich Men in Politics because she is a beauty that only a Jewish dude would fall for and by fall for, I mean pay 5,000 dollars an hour because his wife back at home, who stopped showing of her Jewish Summer Camp blowjob skills the day they got married looks like a fucking monster and because Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s smart and told him she’s normally 10,000 dollars an hour and everyone knows a Jew can’t turn down a good deal.

Posted in:Ashley Alexandra Dupre|Bikini

2008

09

Jun

Abigail Clancy Gets Topless in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some import I’ve never heard of topless. Other people are posting it, despite it’s shitty quality and the non-inspiring nature of a chick topless at the beach or tanning because chicks should always be topless and making a big deal out of it is so virginal that it makes girls think topless is a bigger deal than it is because assholes like you will always be there to gawk in awe while stroking your boner over a fucking nipple, making the whole fucking experience really uncomfortable for everyone, especially the girl involved who just wants to be topless in peace and by peace I mean, while I stare at her from afar with a pair of binoculars.

Either way, if I didn’t post it, I’d be an inadequate blogger and despite already knowing that, I figure I’ll try to trick you into thinkin’ otherwise.

Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Bikini|Topless