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2008

09

Jun

Marisa Miller Does Montreal of the Day

Marisa Miller hosted a party with Puff Daddy in Montreal this past weekend and I didn’t go because I wasn’t invited, tickets were $250 dollars and if you wanted a place to sit down, it was $5000 because Puff Daddy isn’t rich enough and feels that he should charge outrageous prices so the everyday 9 to 5 millionaire can pretend they partied with him, giving them stories to tell their friends and family about how they spent 1000 dollars to be under the same roof as the motherfucker while listening to the same tunes as the motherfucker as club slut girls shook their asses for them in hopes of getting free drinks off their bottles all while hanging out in a club owned by the mob that I have unfortunately been to in the past and have felt my life was at risk because no matter how trendy you make a place, when the owners are gangsters, you could get in the line of fire and it’s really a fucking lame event and party that is not worth literally dying for.

Either way, Grand Prix weekend here is a total fucking mess, where they shut down a bunch of streets and drunken fools from out of town to take over and cause traffic so that the poverty that fill the city can’t get out to their local drinking holes without having to to walk through a mob of gym bound dudes in Ed Hardy and ugly chicks with fake tits who think they are stylin’ cuz their lame boyfriend rented a Posche for the week because people are into spending money to show off how fuckin’ ballin’ they are.

The goal was to get out there and fuck with people, videotape them cheating on their wives with local sluts and pretty much doing my part to destroy the event for as many people as possible, but I just ended up getting drunk at some shitty bar that wasn’t taken over by the bottle poppin’ celebrity try hards with no concept of what’s up, and instead got drunk with some fat chick who wouldn’t stop talking about her cat and I don’t mean her pussy.

I guess I just hate the fact that I am poor and that I get no love for what I do and I feel like Marisa Miller should have been inviting me to her hotel room to help her shower, even though bitch looks like a 30 year old soccer mom that’s been marketed enough for people to believe she’s the hottest thing out there and who pay 250 dollars to see her from afar.

Posted in:Marisa Miller|Montreal

2008

09

Jun

Ashley Alexandra Dupre in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s a whore in a bikini who is actually an official whore and not just some girl trying to look like a whore since it’s all trendy. This is the bitch from Girls Gone Wild Underage Lesbian Experience to High Class Escort to Jewish Rich Men in Politics because she is a beauty that only a Jewish dude would fall for and by fall for, I mean pay 5,000 dollars an hour because his wife back at home, who stopped showing of her Jewish Summer Camp blowjob skills the day they got married looks like a fucking monster and because Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s smart and told him she’s normally 10,000 dollars an hour and everyone knows a Jew can’t turn down a good deal.

Posted in:Ashley Alexandra Dupre|Bikini

2008

09

Jun

Abigail Clancy Gets Topless in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some import I’ve never heard of topless. Other people are posting it, despite it’s shitty quality and the non-inspiring nature of a chick topless at the beach or tanning because chicks should always be topless and making a big deal out of it is so virginal that it makes girls think topless is a bigger deal than it is because assholes like you will always be there to gawk in awe while stroking your boner over a fucking nipple, making the whole fucking experience really uncomfortable for everyone, especially the girl involved who just wants to be topless in peace and by peace I mean, while I stare at her from afar with a pair of binoculars.

Either way, if I didn’t post it, I’d be an inadequate blogger and despite already knowing that, I figure I’ll try to trick you into thinkin’ otherwise.

Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Bikini|Topless

2008

09

Jun

Victoria Silvstedt’s Got Some See Through Panties of the Day

I think I linked this shit last week, but I am pretty disorganized and didn’t even realize that I forgot to sleep last night because I got drunk in celebration of not being invited to Diddy’s party that went down Saturday Night and the end of the Grand Prix Weekend that this city gets hard for because immigrants who get hard for cars that drive fast and buying bottles in clubs seem to spend a lot of money here, that even the homeless dudes who normally beg me for change, and who I normally tell to fuck off, roll by me with bottles of booze that I can’t afford giving me the finger because I normally harass them.

Someone else who has more money than me, but isn’t homeless, even though she should be, is this slut Victoria Silvstedt who tried suing me for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget Greek Married Billionaire, because I guess she’s got high standards for herself and doesn’t like to be seen in the low-light, or whatever the fuck kinda light that you’re in when some married rich midget eats your slut pussy out in public. Here she is keeping it classy with some see through panties.

Posted in:Panties|See Through|Victoria Silvstedt

2008

09

Jun

Shauna Sand’s Got Some Weird Nipples and Grey Vagina of the Day

I know strippers who have had many back alley implants done because they were affordable and because the girls were more interested in having big fake tits than not getting hepatitis, HIV, or infections from the dirty unsterilized room and over the years, there were only a few accidents, like nipples started to take on a new shape, silicone would leak and turn tits black and one girl even claimed her nipple fell off when she took a shower, which I don’t believe because she smelled like she never showered. But even when that shit was re-applied, it still looked better than whatever the fuck is going on with Shauna Sand’s tit.

I know, like the strippers I knew, her tits were the foundation of her useless career of getting naked as some Playboy Trash, because despite Playboy’s marketing ploy that their girls are classy, they are usually just big blonde gutter sluts livin’ on a trashy dream but it’s pretty clear that her career was one that didn’t pay too much because her tits look a lot like the bad haircut I once got at a Hair Dressing School because I had to clean up for a job interview, but walked away with a patchy mess that made the people hiring me think I was dying of cancer, a fate less painful than whatever Shauna Sand’s pussy died of.


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Posted in:Nipples|Plastic Surgery|Shauna Sand

2008

09

Jun

Denise Richards Knows Her Self Worth of the Day

I was watching this video of Denise Richards having a spray tan, as I tend to do on monday mornings, and I was happy to see that bitch knows her self-worth.

Not only does her spray tanner have the most ridiculous job in the fuckin’ world, where she pretty much gets paid to go around to useless celebrity houses to airbrush their naked bodies, but this one’s got the added bonus of being Denise Richard’s hired self-esteem booster. As she hoses her down and makes her brown, , she has to throw out all the fuckin’ compliments about how good her body is and ask whether she’s been working out to make Denise Richards feel better about her fleeting looks and body due to being a lazy cunt, like the whipped husband who is trained to tell his wife how pretty she still looks, even though deep down inside he knows he jerks off to the neighbor’s 18 year old, because Denise Richards doesn’t have a husband.

The highlight of the video is when she grabs her tits and says something along the lines of “these babies made me a couple million dollars” letting us all know that even she knows that she’s a talentless whore and only got where she got by sucking the right dick and showing the right amount of Tit. Watch it.

Posted in:Denise Richards|Spray Tan

2008

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

So I took my younger stepdaughter to stand outside the outdoor Death Cab for Cutie contest because I couldn’t afford the tickets because no one takes this site seriously and the security guys kicked us out for loitering, she was pretty disappointed but not as disappointed as I was when I had a circus moment and a 300 pound woman who wasn’t my wife rode by on a bicycle, while a fake titty slut’s breast fell out of her shirt and an old Russian woman with a pet bird on her shoulder bent down to pick up some random dog’s dog shit and showed the world her old lady Russian thong all in the span of 30 seconds and I didn’t have a camera to capture the excitement that is life.

I did have the time to capture the excitement that is the internet and here are my links:


I’d Fuck Dakota Johnson
GO

Gina Carano is a Slut In Training
GO

Lohan Has Sex With Some Bobby Brown Kid in the Bathroom
GO

Kate Beckinsale Just Can’t Cook but Can Fuck
GO

Rupert Everett Hates Americans
GO

Victoria Silvstedt See Through Panties
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Victoria Silvstedt in Some Photoshoot Video
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What If We Did Everything We Do on Facebook In Real Life
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Melissa Jimenez is a Latino rough rider.
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Top 10 Topless Scenes in Sandler Movies
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Emilia Attias In Some Hot Photoshoot
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More Myspace Losers
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Girlfriend Flips the Fuck Out
GO

The Last Beer
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Big Booby Rub Down
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Drunk Angry Girl Does a Big FALL!
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Tigress Gets Naked
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Ginger Jolie is Most Def a Porn Name and Her are Her Pictures….
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Kate Beckinsale Is Going to Save What’s Left of Her Vagina and Not Have Anymore Kids
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30 Seconds of This Hot Chick is More Than You Will Get All Day
GO

Marie-Kate Olsen Takes a Dive Outside Some Nightclub
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Jailbait Moment – Selena Gomez Won’t Have Sex Before Marriage
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Busty Alice
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Only Lose Your Virginity Once, and It Should be Special
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Krista Allen Gallery
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Your Friday Fix of Web Cam Sluts
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Rachel Bilson is the Hottest Not Working Actress Around
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Hilary Duff’s Ass in American Apparel Spandex
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Abigail Clancy Is Rockin’ a Bikini From Many Good Angles
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Father of the Year Stars in The SICKEST Fucking Story I Have Every Fucking Seen
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The Happening Gets Abused Again
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Sharon Stone Still Apologizing for Being an Inconsiderate Bitch
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Amateurs of the Day
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Paula Abdul is the Luckiet Person on the Planet
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Mariah Spice Gets Totally Naked
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I Love Noodles and by Noodles I Mean Yellow Bitches
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Use This To Get Sex, Homo
GO

Hit and Run Victim Gets No Help
GO

Sandy Sweet in Lingerie
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Carli Banks Bikini Shoot
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Hayden Panty-Airs Blocks Her Upskirt Because She is a Prude
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Hills Spinoff Expected to Be Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Now THAT’S a Swift Kick in the Balls
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Upsidedown Water Slide That I am Probably Too Fat to Ride, But Still Looks Amazing
GO

Flexi Girls Are Fun
GO

The Best Stunt Scene Ever Filmed, And By Best, I Mean Worst
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And Now, I Lead You to Victory!
GO

Girl Gets Off Alone in the Dark
GO

Open a Beer Bottle…With a Beer Bottle
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Kid Slaps Mom in the Face on Doctor Phil
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Lohan and Ronson Shop Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Beth Ditto in a Garbage Bag Edition
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Some Funny Shit You Can Buy at Harriet Carter
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Some Hot Laticia Cline Gallery
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Maxi Mounds Has Some Really Massive Tits to GO With Her Really Busted Face
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Carmen Electra at a Drag Race
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The Naked Cast of Real World
GO

Super Slow Mo!
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Karina Smirnoff @ The Bravo A-List Awards
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Some Hot Joanna Krupa Gallery
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Hot Young Girls Flashing and Kissing
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Bonus – Party Girls Do a Little Wet T-Shirt-ing
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PORN REVIEWS:

Let’s Play Doctor
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

06

Jun

Whoopi Goldberg Erotic Moment of the Day

For those of you who don’t read the site, which is probably all of you, you wouldn’t know that I try to keep track of all things sexual Whoopi Goldberg says on The View because that shit turns me on. There’s something magical about someone who I always thought was a man growing up watching her movies, and finding out that under those loose fitting jeans and over-sized shirt lives a vagina.

It today’s segment, Whoopi talks about how she liked sex with no strings attach when she was single, she talks about her itch getting scratched without having to be in love and just for the sake of satisfying her horniness and I couldn’t stop thinking about how lucky the fucker who got to make out with this rough-faced vixen and slide his hand up her rough-skinned thing to dick into her hot went crotch only to find a hot set of balls.

Either way, don’t masturbate too hard to this one, it is proven to cause emotional trauma and sexual confusion.

Posted in:Erotic Moment|Sex|Whoopi Goldberg

2008

06

Jun

Lake Bell Does Details Magazine of the Day

Her name is Lake Bell, I never heard of her, but even if I had, I probably wouldn’t remember because she seems like nothing special. This is her Details Magazine shoot that probably comes with a really interesting interview if you are gay or a fan of Lake Bell, but since all I hear when girls talk to me is the fantasy of the moans and grunts they’d be making when having sex all while staring at their tits, I feel like her actual opinion on things would take away from that. Who cares about how she got into the business when she could be crawling around on all fours, I guess it’s just a question of prioritizing and time management and if she wants more successes should keep her comments for someone who has no choice to listen to them, like her mom, because all we really want is to see her vagina talk.

Posted in:Lake Bell|Photoshoot

2008

06

Jun

Brody Jenner Gets His Pussy In a White Bikini of the Day

The thing I like about Brody Jenner is that he realizes no one gives a fuck about him and has gone so far as to brand his entire body with his name as some kind of billboard in hopes that the name resonates with some people and they turn to each other and say “Jenner, that sounds familiar, isn’t there someone on TV named Jenner” causing some kind of disagreement that leads them approaching the motherfucker to settle the bet they are having and sometimes that means vagina gets thrown his way because girls seem to care about that shit more than dudes do.

Yesterday, you saw him with his robot corpse looking plastic surgery ridden mother and his hot bikini model he’s fucking, and here are some more pics of them day 2 only she’s in a white bikini which is pretty much my favorite kind of bikini because they usually are semi-see through while the girl wearing it has no idea and unsuspecting flashing is the best kind of flashing, like all the times I drop my pen at Starbucks to crawl around under the tables when really I am just panty hunting. I am deceiving like that.

Posted in:Bikini|Brody Jenner|Cora Skinner