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2008

12

Jun

Amy Winehouse has a Hot Body of the Day

If there’s one thing we can learn from Amy Winehouse, it’s that exercise and diet aren’t the only way to lose some excess pounds, you can always turn to heroin because shit jacks you up so hard you can’t hold down anything you eat, except for maybe some popsicles because there just soothing on your rotting heroin mouth because the other good thing about heroin is that it’s so fucking good, you don’t need to wash or shower or really do anything that involves hygiene and despite that approach not working out so well for the smells that come out of my wife on a daily basis, it frees up a lot of time to do other things, like more heroin. I think she’s a modern day hero and girls angelic voice can only mean one thing and that is that she’s sent to us from god as the new mesiah and that we should follow her lead.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2008

12

Jun

Christina Ricci Feeds the Meter and Not Herself of the Day

So Christina Ricci is wearing spandex and by the looks of her sloppy skinny body, she looks like she’s still got her eating disorder. So the only feeding that goes on in her life is when she feeds her meter, because let’s face getting a parking ticket is a way worse fate than dying of starvation or an anorexic induced heart attack.

The truth is that I support eating disorders, despite not having one of my own, unless overeating shit counts and an eating disorder, which I think it does, but my kind of eating disorder makes slipping into a pair of leggings a really embarassing thing and not just becaue I have a small penis.

Posted in:Christina Ricci|Meter

2008

12

Jun

Bijou Phillips Flashes Traffic of the Day

Bijou Phillips won’t add me to facebook, I am guessing it’s got something to do with her having no idea who I am and her delusions of being someone famous make her defensive or some shit, but I like to think it’s because I personally offended her all the times I called her an Aids slut. I used to say how she’s from that hipster, art scene, coke slut, rich kid in New York scene where the chicks are models or hang with models and the dudes are artists, djs and photographers and none of them shower, not because they don’t have a shower, because their Manhatten lofts are pretty luxurious, but because it takes away from whatever the fuck they are trying to project. They dress like they are homeless despite having lots of money and the ratty clothes they rock are all desigher and they have nothing better to do with her time than get fucked up all night and sleep all day but somehow always make time to have unprotected sex.

She’s been fucking that Danny Masterson motherfucker from Malcom in the Middle for a long time because he has no taste in women and because she’s kinda locked him in by giving him whatever the fuck she had growing in her busted up cunt, making it hard for him to fuck his other groupies because of a guilty conscious of giving whatever it is she gave him to them, but I guess in her spare time, which she has a lot of, she’s out flashing Freeways because it’s so wild, funny, and obscure like a scene in the movie Kids.

I hate her and hope you do too.

Posted in:Bijou Phillips|Traffic Flasher

2008

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Some motherfucker tried to make fun of me today, what he realizes is that I have no self esteem and only get offended when girls refuse to flash me on the internet. So sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting girls on cam who won’t get naked for me is what really breaks me….on the inside.

Here are my links, I lied when I said there wouldn’t be many today, it’ll give you something to do when I go out drinking.


Purple Man – Revenge of the Cheerleader
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Some Tit
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Support the Lakers
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Pam Anderson Has Fan
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Topless Still
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Which team has the hotter chicks Celtics or Lakers?
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Kate Hudson Heads to the View Lookin Like The Slut She Is
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Snoop Dogg Made a Funny DVD
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Top 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters
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Zoo Weekly’s 2008 Euro Strip Off Where Sluts from European Countries Strip Off…
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Japanese Game Show Fun of the Day
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Charity Hodges Wants to Show You Her Bikini
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The Sex Dolls of Hollywood
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Choose the Right Lube for Sex, If You Ever Lose Your Virginity
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House of Wax
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Censor Bar Art Leaves Little to the Imagination
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Sky Dive Suicide Lands on House
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Some Angelina Jolie Pics I Had Never Seen Before and Almost Gave me a Boner
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Angry Prick Pummels a Group of Girls
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Wheelchair-Escalator Mishap That is Really Fucking Bad
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Indian Wall of Death Brings New Meaning to Fair Fun
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Gabriela’s DD’s Are Mind Boggling
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Trina and Sabrina Play with a Fucking Machine
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Fine Girls to Fuck, Because Fucking is Fun
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Nancy is Hot and Has a Nipple Piercing
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Naomi Campbell Takes a Fall
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Lily Allen and Her Pink Hair that Matches her Empty Womb…
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Jessica Simpson is Doing Something or Another
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Kid Rock’s Poll Dancers are Busted as Fuck – I Guess His Budget’s Been Scaled Down Since He Sucks
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Reese Whitherspoon is Boring and Looks 12
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Holly Did WHAT For Hugh Hefner?
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Butterface Has an Amazing Body
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Does Anyone Else See Anything Wrong With Mel Gibson Offering Britney Guidance?
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Jillian Beyor looks hot in red
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More Excuses for Me NOT to Work Out
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Pole Dancing Sluts on the Subway THROWBACK
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Use This to Get Sex and Enjoy Mating Activities With Someone Who Isn’t Your Hand
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Dual Dildo Ass Fuck
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And That’s Why You Don’t Do Drugs
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Breaking News – Paris Hilton Buys Capt’n’Crunch
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Marky Mark Hates the Beckhams
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Kid Fails Driving Test. Five Times
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X-Tina’s Husband is Starting to HAte Her as Much As I Do
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Man, What the FUCK Happened to Little Kim?
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New iPhone Explained in 60 seconds instead of 107 Minutes
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Jesus Walks on Water
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Brooke Hogan Hates That Her Mom is a Cougar
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Front Magazines Famous Five is Easy on the Eyes
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Some Daria Werbowy Beach Throwback
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Some Asian Slut Photocopies Her Boobs
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These Slags Get Naked and You Watch. It’s Really That Simple
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Caught on the Job
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Alyssa Milano Magazine Throwback
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Some Girls Who Showed Up at the Euro
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Joy Turns to Baby Tears Because Being 16 Is Rough
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Kelly Rowland is Showing Off her Legs
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Some Man Dressed Like a Penis Encourages People to Have Sex
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Some Naked Man Dances on a Car Naked After Running Through the Gas Pumps and is Amazing
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Some Fashion Model Named Judith Bedard Shows Her Pussy Before She Became Famous
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Here’s a Poll I Influenced and Want to Know the Answer to
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Some Retardedly Obese Dude Takes a Stand for His Wedding
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Some Dude’s Giant Woman Fetish
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SOME PORN REVIEWS

Big But Movie Club
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Curry Creampie
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Mommy Got Boobs
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Leg Sex
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Fat Black Chick’s Vagina
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Some Party Chicks and Ugly Chick Shows Her Tits
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BONUS Club Sluts Want You To See How Good They Look
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ANOTHER BONUS – Getting Laid Virtually is Better Then Getting AIDS
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

11

Jun

Eva Herzigova in Her Bikini of the Day

I was never a fan of Eva Herzigova when she was modeling in the 90s, but that’s just because I wasn’t into skinny chicks back then and if I was, I probably wouldn’t be married to a very large vat full off fucking rancid pudding that is my wife, but I am into skinny chicks now and rightfully so, I guess I just evolve with the times like high fashion but not as expensive.

When I look at Eva Herzigova, I think of a time when I was a little smarter and instead of spending my days writing a website badly, I had big plans for myself. I had spent time with hookers and heard about this Mail Order bride service from communist countries and was doing everything I could to get up in that because as you know, I know a lot of desperate dudes would would be more than happy to buy happiness and by happiness I mean a permanent whore that they can call their wife.

I got so far as to meeting a few guys from the local Russian mob who were down to support my venture and would provide the girls who would be willing to be smuggled into America, the promised land of opportunity, if I set up the infrastructure. Now the word infrastructure in and of itself was intimidating because I am a lazy dude, so I just flaked out and went back to drinking but I heard they did really well with it, and even with the fall of communism, which I was hoping would put a damper on the business I like to think I was a forefather of but didn’t see a dime for, shit’s still going strong.

An elderly Eva Herzigova is probably the reason why, they just don’t make girls like this overhear, but they do make great fast food, so I guess it’s a trade off.

Posted in:Bikini|Eva Herzigova

2008

11

Jun

Ashlee Simpson’s Pregancy Tits of the Day

One of life’s recent great mysteries is how Ashlee Simpson got pregnant when the person she married has a vagina. I guess another one of life’s great mysteries will be when her kid subtracts his birthday by his parent’s wedding day and realizes that there are a couple months missing leading the little unfortunate fucker to knowing that he was an accident and that his good little Christian family is just fronting for the media because everyone knows Christians don’t fuck before marriage, especially with some cocksucker who may not be the anti-christ but is such a piece of garbage as a person tha you could only assume is something Satan shat up after eating too much Mexican food.

I guess the good news is that with pregnancy comes a newfound sluttiness because girls know it’s the end of them as they were and from now on are either pregnant or chicks with baggage when they are back on the market because their little girl husbands decide to fuck off with the pool boy after spending 6 months showing him his asymetric hair down there, and by down their I mean on his asshole.

Either way, she’s got solid cleavage and that’s good enough for me and probably good enough for you.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Pregnancy|Tits

2008

11

Jun

Throwback Carmen Elecrta Nude in Some Photoshoot of the Day

I am tired of posting recent shit becaue the world has gone to shit and I am more interested in a simplier time, so this is Carmen Electra in some unknown photoshoot from a long time ago, spreading her legs and showing us her tits, both things that we’ve seen before and are happy to see again.

I guess you could say that she is nothing but a one-trick pony, except she will never turn tricks for you or ride you like a pony, you sick beastiality fuck, despite what your imagination that you believe is reality because you are insane and don’t get away from the computer might tell you.

On a happier note, the sheet she has between her legs gets a lot more pussy than you, but not a lot more pussy than the soiled piece of fabric I use as a sheet, but that’s got nothing to do with my skills in seducing ladies and more to do with my wife’s skill of having the biggest, stickiest vagina out of any girl I’ve met and manages to get that sheet up between the crevaces of her lips on the daily.

Eithery way, I heard this sheet for is available on e-bay and that may be the closest you ever get to her vagina, or any vagina at all so you should considering busting open that piggy bank and spending your vacation fund on it, but it may not be worth it considering how Comicon has always been a dream of yours.

Speaking of vaginas, i have a box of rubber ones sitting in my fridge that i found in some alley behind a sex shop that went bankrupt. I don’t really know what I was doing there or if the whole thing was a mirage (because the only water i drink is out of puddles) and but there is a box rubber vaginas sitting in my fridge because I like to keep the fresh and since i already adopted one because my wife’s is dead and I like to practice eating out pussy, the others are looking for love and homes too, so I am planning on giving them away with no guarantee that they have never been used and that they won’t give you aids, a guarantee that also comes with Carmen Electra’s pussy.

Posted in:Carmen Electra|Nude|Photoshoot

2008

11

Jun

Brittany Snow is Beating Up Cock of the Day


Brittany Snow is in some movie playing some kind of man hating prostitute and this is a scene showing off how badly she wants to destroy all penis one penis at a time. I think it’s a pretty common situation where a girl gets raped as a kid and finds herself living the life as a whore to support her addiction caused by trying to forget being raped as a kid. The problem with that strategy is that she ends up absorbing herself in the seedier part of men as they mistreat her whore body and use her as some kind of live action sex doll because she is a whore and since they are paying her to be a live action sex doll it’s kind of acceptable behavior. But that makes her hate them more and the only way to live with herself is to do drugs harder and that gives her the idea to destroy all cock that comes her way as some kind of superhero that isn’t anything super except maybe a super wreck that thinks she is doing her part in saving the world like how I feel every time I recycle because I know putting that one can in the recycle bin won’t save the planet, but it feels like I just helped.

Either way, it’s just a scene from a movie and I have known dudes who loved getting their balls abused by chicks but there’s nothing funny about that, it’s just weird. But I did know a guy who always asked girls to play with his balls. I am talkin’ no matter where we were, he’d ask any girl around to play with his balls, whether she was a waitress, a clerk in a store, a group of teenage girls eating ice cream or even elderly women in the park. The dude just loved testicle play so much that it’s all he ever thought about despite how awkward it made everyone else feel. It always made me laugh so, this one’s for him.

Posted in:Brittany Snow|Movie|Prostitute|Uncategorized

2008

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t have any internet all day because I didn’t have any power, which meant I sat in the dark until running to Starbucks to post my shit. The problem is that Starbucks is evil and always kicks me out- so I convinced some people to compile the links for me – so there’s a lot of them but we all know you have nothing better to do with your time – so click them

Now, Here’s a WHOLE lot of fucking links. Tomorrow – I will only have 10, I decided to scale back.


Body Paint, Tits and Other General Half Nakedness for You to Enjoy
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Halle Berry Used to Fuck a New Kid on the Block
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A Real Fake Skateboard Video
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Kate Hudson Has Some Big Tits, and By Big Tits I Mean She is Flat As a Fucking Board and I don’t Care….
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Gina Gershon Still Denies Fucking President Clinton
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Roisin Murphey Had Teeny Tiny Nipples
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Some Brazilian Kids That Are Far More Athletic Than You or I Will Ever Be
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The 10 Funniest Moments in Phone Sex History
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Lohan and Ronson Hang With Lily Allen Because I Am Guessing Someone Who Hasn’t Had a Miscarriage Wasn’t Available.
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How To : Audition for Playboy
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Decide if this Sean Young Chick is Hot or Not
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Some Petra Nemcova Goodness
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Peta is Most Probably Going to Kil THe Olsen Twins
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Segway Face Plant is Amazing
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Panty Pulling is the Latest Craze to Hit Japan
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More Passed Out Party Girls
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Karolina Kurkova Gallery
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Slut Fight
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Asian Hottie Looks Like a Doll
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Some Entertainment for you Long Ride Home
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If Tennis is Anything Like This, I may Actually Be Pretty Good At It
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More Lezzie Get Downs
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Now THAT’S What I Call Bird Watching
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Quick!! Get Her ATM Code!!
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Brodie Jenner’s NEw Reality Show is Called Bromance
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Baby in Japan Was Born With a Peen on His Back!!
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Blonde Gets Naked At the Cabin
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Guy Busts 40 Water Melons With His Head
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Work Out Slut
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Use This to Get Laid and Thank Me Later
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Spank that Pussy!
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And That’s How You Ruin a Shot
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Bar Raefeli in Some Foreign Magazine
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Peter Andre’s Daddy Sauce
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Bums and Their Creative Signs
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Theodorva is Pretty in Pink
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Busted in the Vegetable Garden
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Newspaper Owns the People the Philadelphia
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Living Lohan Episode 3
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Some Amateur Whore Shows Off Her Hot Ass in Panties
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Woman Faceplants on a Segway
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6 Golf Stretches From Natalie Gulbis
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UK Exclusive – Madonna Hires Divorce Lawyer Because Her Husband Doesn’t Support Her Decision to Get a Sex Change
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Some Crazy Boyfriend Chokes and Beat His Friends
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Some Chick Crushes A Watermelon With Her Thighs
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Some Jailbait Moment
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Get Smart Get’s Hijacked – Hilarious
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Keeley Haell Wasted
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SCHOOL TEACHER WHO HAD SEX WITH UNDERAGE STUDENTS WRITES TO NICK HOGAN
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Some New Star Wars Shit – I Don’t Understand
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Mexican Girl in a Bikini Beatdown
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Some Hot Young Lesbians Pissing On Each Other VIdeo
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A Whole Bunch of Bikini Car Wash Videos
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Some Girl Punching Her Tits
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Some Girls Having Fun Topless on the Beach
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Drink 2 Beers in 2 Seconds
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Some Chick in her Bikini on a Yacht…
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Some Pictures of a New York Swingers Club
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Wonderbra’s Greatest Hits
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Some Chick Named Jenna Fischer – Thought She Was Joining a Spice Girls Type Band But Really Joined a Call Girl Ring….Before she was Famous….
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Halle Berry’s Mom Tits
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Some Beach Volleyball Tits
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American Apparel Does Kiddie Porn
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Some Mystery Teen and Her Weird Homemade Doggy Style Sex Bench
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Some Fat Cuba Ass Shakes In Her Kitchen…A Place That Helped Make This Fat Cuba Ass
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Some Pierced Clit Stupidity
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Some Pierced Clit Reaction Video
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Louise Glover in a String Thing
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Anna Tatangelo Max Magazine Pics
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Babes Who Wont Talk Back
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Hard Day at the Office
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Storm Squirters Give You What You Need
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BONUS – Sluts You KNOW You Can Count On
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

10

Jun

Mariah Carey is in a Bikini for Her New Video of the Day

Mariah Carey is in a Bikini in her new video. These are the pictures. I would write more, but what’s the fuckin’ point. Sometimes things just are what they are and the only thing we can laugh about is how much she looks like a character from Planet of the Apes or some shit.

Posted in:Bikini|Mariah Carey|Video