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2008

26

Jun

Tim McGraw Stages a Fight of the Day

In trying to keep up his cowboy image and get some press as some good wholesome country boy who defends a woman’s honor, Tim McGraw hired a fat dude to get “unruly”, whatever the fuck that means, with women in the audience so that he could stage this scene, throw up his dukes, look like a hero and go back to singing like it aint a thang and just part of a country boy’s life.

It makes me laugh, not because I give a fuck about Tim McGraw or the fact that 80 percent of the US female population want to fuck him even though that 80 percent are a bunch of uneducated, toothless, poor, single mothers living in the middle of fuckin’ no where, but because cowboys are known to be the best rapists in these parts, who like their whiskey, whores, gambling, horses and rape and I heard that Tim McGraw met his first girlfriend when he was a college kid and was getting “unruly” with a girl in his pick-up truck in the parking lot of a Billy Ray Cyrus concert. That’s where all the pussy went in those days.

Posted in:Tim McGraw

2008

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got some fan mail:

Why did you write White Power on your site. You’re a fucking racist and shouldn’t be advocating those kinds of negative things. I will never come back to your site again.

Signed
Black Power

I said:

It is funny because I am Mexican and White Power groups hate me more than they hate you. Don’t be such a girl, let’s go eat some fried chicken burritos and some watermelons while trying to fuck fat blonde chicks. I predict a long lasting friendship.

Signed
Mexican Power

Here are my links:

Prepare to be Turned On
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Mama Mia!! It’s the Italian Spider Man!
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Audrina’s Got Cleavage – Fake Titty Rich Kid Cleavage
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Kanye West Crys More Than a Baby With Diaper Rash
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Adrian Lima Pokies
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Sluts Who Know Not To Make You Ask Twice
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Amy Winehouse’s Lice
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Which sexy ebony chick looked the hottest at the BET awards?
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Alicia Keys is Fat
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Top 10 Hottest Moments of Tennis Babes in Slow Motion
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If Heidi Montag is a Born Star, I have a Functioning Penis and You Are Not a Homo
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Brooke Hogan: ìDad Touches Me Like Old Carî
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And Now, Some Backyeard Gymnastics!
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Con People Into Buying You Dinner If You Are As Poor As I Am
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Sneakiest Goal Ever Made in Soccer
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Use This to Get Sex, And Find Out If It’s All It’s Cracked Up to Be
(for the record, it is)
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The Kool-Aid Man is On the Loose!
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Miami Looks Like an Awesome Place Where Don’t Let People Like You and Me Run Freely
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Some Teenaged Girl Makes the Best Play in Minor Leagur Baseball History
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A Katy Perry Parody That Is Only Funny Because Katy Perry Sucks and I Hate Her
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Alessandra Ambrosio Gallery
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Gang of Sluts Jumps Some Other Slut
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Shopping with Lenka
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Jenna Nikol is At Her Best
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Blonde Slut Has a Private Party
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Stop Hanging OUt With 13 Year Olds; Find a Real Women to Fuck
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Audrina Patridge Short Shorts
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Rhianna Looks Like a Cake I Would Like to Fuck at the BET Awards
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And Now, Child Molester Will Bring You Your Local Weather Forcast….
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Nelson Mandela Hates Naomi Campbell
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Is It Just Me, or Is Dita Von Teese Looking Fucking Hefty?
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Madonna’s Divorce is About to Get Uglier Than She Is
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Striptease of the Day
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Ice T’s Wife is a Real Piece of Work
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Alison Angel is a Naked Butterfly
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Shaquile O’Neil Thinks He Is a Rapper, and He is Wrong
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Beyonce Cleavage Throwback
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Some Dude Lost 15 Pounds Using the Wii Fit. Maybe There is Hope For Me Yet
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Lorena Bobbitt Gives Interview 15 Years Later
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Skateboard + Face = Awesome
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Peta Todd is the International Babe of the Day
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Sluts Who Know How to Treat You Right
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I Just Hope They Didn’t Film the Peehole
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Some Hot Chick Flashing Traffic Video
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Big Tiitties in the Bathroom Compilation Video
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Some Arab Chick Shows Off Her Pussy
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Celebrity STD Guessing Game
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Hancock Poster Gets Pranked
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Hot Sweaty Portuguese Chicks in Bikinis
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Nereida and Cristiano on vacation
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Soccer Wife Oksana Andersson Topless on Vacation
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The Stupiest Shit From Harriet Carter
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Breasts Endorse Obama
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Youtubes Next Big Star Who Will Get Signed to Justin Timberlakes Label
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Fake Tits on the Volleyball Tour
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A bunch of cougars partying on a boat
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Murder Lily Has a Shitload of Tattooed and Pierced Whores for the Taking
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BONUS – PARTY GIRLS IN LINGERIE
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

25

Jun

Pam Anderson does Rardar Magazine of the Day

Here is some shoot of Pam Anderson for Radar Magazine because Radar clearly has a limited budget and she’s the only bitch willing to do things for free because she wants people to keep caring about her.

Now that she’s menopausal, I don’t really get why people still find her relevant, maybe they are just nostalgic masturbaters and remember the night they spent with Pam Anderson’s Playboy in their treehouse 15 years ago or lying in bed with a teenage erection on a Saturday night only to find a new episode of Baywatch on to help make them feel guilt and shame all over their bellies or maybe people are just amazed at how she’s climbed her way out of being a trashy poor Canadian to become a trashy and rich Hollywood slut with retarded fake tits that are also pretty amazing because they haven’t exploded.

But I am just amazied by how she’s had so much sperm shot up in her that she’s an honorary dude. It’s like she’s got a fat set of balls producing the shit of her own, only instead it’s all donations that dry up on the lining of her uterine wall. Good thing she’s barren from the abortions, std’s and age, because she’ll know in advance that her next pregnancy scare will just be a big 8 pound ball of cum that her body is spitting up like a cat spits up a hairball.

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Radar

2008

25

Jun

Minnie Driver and Her Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day

Whoever said the miracle of life is a beautiful thing was wrong. That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Bikini|Minnie Driver|Pregnant

2008

25

Jun

Tea Leoni Bikini Pictures of the Day

I used to find myself oddly attracted to Tea Leoni, that was up until today. I remember she used to be on some TV show before the dude for X-Files knocked her up and she fell off the map but she definitely had her window, a window that has been closed and remains closed but in honor of her year that she calls her glory days, here she is in a bikini top with her little STD.

Posted in:Bikini|Tea Leoni

2008

25

Jun

Karolina Kurkova is Too Fat to Model of the Day

What people don’t realize when they jerk off to these pictures of models in Sports Illustrated or their mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog is that models aren’t hot in person. They are fucking scarey genetic freaks of nature that are look like they have these tight, nice bodies, but the second you stand next to them and realize you go up to their shoulders and that their shoulers are broader than you, that whole perspective changes.

I saw a picture that I can’t find of Kurkova a couple of weeks ago standing next to a normal sized girl and bitch looked like she was about to eat her. I knew then that this product of Chernobyl was not going to last long because her true very large colors were eventually going to be obvious to everyone.

Now, I hear that she’s losing her modeling contract unless she drops some weight and here are the pictures explaining why.

Posted in:Fat|Karolina Kurkova|Model

2008

25

Jun

Jessica Biel and Her Lesbian Haircut of the Day

Nothing says coming to terms with your lesbianism like rockin’ a fucking lesbian haircut and nothing says lesbian haircut like a femme-mullet. I don’t know what more you dudes need to believe the inevitable, it’s like you will only stop jerking off to her ripped body when you see videos of her slammin the shit out of Justin Timberlake with her huge cock.

It’s like that time that everyone told me that this dude I was hanging out with was into dudes and he’d always make subtle passes at me and I’d just blow it off like it wasn’t a thing because I had never caught him in the fucking act, I’d tell those naysayers they were fucking crazy, until one morning after passing out drunk at his house, I woke up with my cock in his mouth. Between you and me, I let him finish, but that’s just because I was half asleep and only fags turn down blowjobs, but what it came down to was that my friend was actually gay and I was just blind to it because he seemed like such a normal and cool guy.

So sometimes things can’t be laid out for you like that and you have to take the facts and come to your own conclusions and my conclusion is that Jessica Biel eats pussy.

Posted in:Haircut|Jessica Biel|Lesbian

2008

25

Jun

Britney Spears Stalker Bikini Pictures of the Day

The paparazzi are after me again, so I’ve been laying low. I got hit for every single post I did yesterday. You’d think they’d be too busy running after celebrities to bother with people like me, but I guess they’re making so much money off these fuckers they can afford a staff to cover all angles, and by all angles I mean climbing trees in Britney’s backyard to snap off these pics of her.

Either way, she’s in a bikini and people say she looks pregnant, I say she just looks fat, but the good kind of fat that isn’t floppy and cellulite ridden, so she’s not disgusting to look at. What is disgusting is that I heard that she’s still got an unborn 6 month old dead fetus in her from the last pregnancy that hasn’t been removed because she is emotionally attached to it or some shit and that story may be a lie but it at least it also explains the smell she’s been exuding. It’s one of those kill 2 birds with one AIDS dick situation.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears

2008

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail:

Seriously where was the line before you crossed it?

The things you write about her miscarriage are awful, if you wanna write shit about her being an ugly, pig faced, fat, talentless tool then go for it, i for one have no qualms with that, but the death of an unborn child is no laughing matter, and if by any long shot you are actually aware of this then you should take a long hard look at yourself, instead of making fun of the matter, obviously the bird is never going to see your site so it will affect her in no way, but anyone with any ounce of self respect should not be posting this about her.

I appreciate i sound like a fucking 55 year old church regular who helps serve fucking drinks on a sunday or whatever but I ask you please not to write that kind of shit, cuz i fucking love the site and 90% of the shit you write is funny as fuck, but as i said at the start, there was a line and it has been crossed.

I am in no way the fucking internet police or whatever but i’d like to visit your site and not have to scan shit like that.

My Response:

There are no lines to cross when the bitch in question smoked and drank while pregnant. End of story.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links that hopefully offend some of you….

Heather Locklear is Desperate for Attention, so She Decided to Check In To Rehab
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Helium Pants Seem Amazing, Though I’m Sure They Won’t Lift My Fat Ass Anywhere
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Ali Larter is Wearing Next to Nothing in Allure Magazine
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Anne Hathaway was Attacked for Being So Fucking Boring….
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Kate Moss Upskirt
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Whoose Boobs the Swimsuit Edition
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Some Crazy Fighting Robots Made by Some Japanese Kids Who Are Way Smarter Than You
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Hot Women Sucking Cigars:
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Some Facebook Leaked Pics of Mary Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie at Some Dude’s Birthday Acting Retarded and Drunk and Smoking…..
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10 Hottest Videos with Yoko Matsugane’s Huge Tits
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Theresa Moore is Bangable
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College Girls Vacation in Dildo Paradise
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Party Prank Goes Wrong
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The Best Soccer Goal Ever
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Make Losing Your Virginity a Reality
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Nicole Scherzinger Panty Upskirt Throwback
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Kim Kardashianís Juggs Come Up For Air
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Soldier Boy and Ice T Are Fighting Like a Couple of 7 Year Old Girls
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Prank Your Roomate With a Table and a Air Horn
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Some Broad Rides 2 Escalators at Once and It is Amazing
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Best Boob Trick I’ve Seen in Awhile
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Pool Dive Makes Danger Fun
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Superman Gets His Soldier Boy On
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Colbie Caillat is Fine, is that Girl Next Door Type of Way
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Gas Station Scuffle Leads to Knock Out
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The Best Porn on the Net, Hands Down. Your Pants.
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Say Hello to Heather and Friends
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Hottest Orgasm Ever Caught on Tape
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What Part of “If You don’t Stop Smoking, You Will Damage Your Lungs Forever” Does Amy Winehouse Not Understand?
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Anne Hathaway’s Ex Boyfriend Got Arrested Again for Fraud
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WTF is Beyonce Doing
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Playground Faceplant
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More Madonna Divorce Rumors
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Easier Then Before
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How Do You Say “Dirty Ass in Russian”?
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Tanya James is Dressed Up Like a Maid
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Puma and Faith Sho You What’s What
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Vida Guerra’s Ass Was in the Dodger’s Hollywood All-Stars Game
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That Crazy Fat Kid Whole Stole a Car and Beat Up His Grandma is Ready for His 15 Minutes
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Magali Montoro Gives Boners
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Check Out Some Tits in Zoo
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Caught on the Job
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Some Crazy Sluts in the Hooters Parking Lot
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Some Topless Pic of TNA Chick Named Shelly Salinas Martinez – Not Related to Me….
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Carmen Electra Gets Sexy Over Cards
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Body Parts Art: 5 Unique Ways to Use Your Body
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Sexiest Light Beer Ads
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Mark Ronson and Sean Lennon Watched Porn with Sean Lennon
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What’s Gayer than a Rainbow??
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Get to Know Brianna Frost
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Some Funny Porn Blocker Ads in Germany that You Will Like
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James Caan is Getting it on With Pam Anderson
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Celebrities and their Philanthropy is Bullshit
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Miss Boston 2008 Finalists
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Sluts Who Do What You Say
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The Funniest Pictures of Crocs You Will See This Week
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Some Big Brother Germany Chick Takes a Shower
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Barbie Cummings Wants You to Come a Little Closer
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Disneyworld, the Kids and a Whole Lot of Panty/Nude Pics
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Real Sluts Know How to Get the Job Done Right
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THE ANAL PLAY MINUTE OF THE DAY:

Some Dude Shoved a Cell Phone Up His Ass To Hide it From the Cops and He Failed
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Jack Black Shoved Cereal Up His Ass and Could Be the Cause of His Fat
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

24

Jun

Alyssa Milano Hot Naked Video The Way We Like Her…of the Day

Here’s a video of Alyssa Milano Naked in some recent movie called Pathology. Her nude scene is her dead and getting cut open in some sort of autopsy and it’s pretty fucking sick but you can still see pussy. I assume that some of you are fucked up enough to find this hot as you spent most of your childhood killing your neighborhood cats and other random animals that would cross paths with you and you haven’t quite moved onto bigger things yet, because you aren’t that much of a psycho and you just leave the psychotic thoughts for your masturbation.

I was talking to my friend the other day and he told me about how he plays a game called “Would You” with his friends. It’s basically where different scenarios are laid out and you decide whether you’d d fuck the chick or not. One of the weirder ones was if you’re driving down an old dirt road in the middle of nowhere and you come across a passed out 18 year old hot girl in a mini skirt is lying on the side road like she had been hit by a car or something and you pull over to help her, do you bang her or do you call or help or do you bang her then call for help. I guess fucking a passed out chick is a lot less disgusting than fucking a dead chick, most of the chicks I’ve banged were passed out by by booze or drugs and not by getting hit by a car, so I wouldn’t do it and I’d get her help, but I bet you’re not as wholesome as me you horny fuckin’ creep.

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|Dead|Naked