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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2008

13

Aug

Heidi Montag Has Retarded Fans at This Make a Wish Foundation Day at Kitson of the Day

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I don’t like Heidi Montag because I don’t think she’s hot and I am superficial and have standards when I am hiding behind my computer screen, but none when it comes to getting girls in bars to show me their tits. I find her annoying as fuck as she is always in her bullshit character, living a bullshit lie of a life that MTV puppetmasters have designed for her to maintain ratings and she’s just milking it for all she can, and I get that, because otherwise her future would involve a whole lot of workin’ the stripper pole back in Colorado, or living her rich kid life working for her dad’s company and driving his Porsche, not that I know that they are rich or not, but I am assuming she had a serious contact to make this miracle happen.

Either way, I don’t hate her sister though, her name is Holly and I think she’s the one in these pictures with her. She’s my Facebook friend and she started out ignoring me until I posted all her personal pictures and she reached out the threaten me with a lawsuit if I didn’t take them down. From there we established a solid Facebook friendshi and we send each other random messages a couple of times a month and I try to get her to talk dirty to me and send me nudes and she just tells me real basic shit and cockteases me with promises of going on drinking benders at MTV Video Music Awards and shit like that together and since I missed out on the whole drunken, messy, college girl gangbang Spring Break experience because college is for lesbians and peole too scared to grow up and gt a job and I went straight into addicts and street whores and girls missing teeth, I feel like she’s going to open my life up to great things. The only problem is that I don’t meet people off the internet because I am scared they are going to kidnap and rape me, and despite me being seen as the internet predator, I am actually a fuckin’ paranoid motherfucker who doesn’t trust anyone, even if getting raped and killed would be the most action I’ve had in years, it’s not really something I am going to entertain.

The truth is, the Holly I am talking to could be a 12 year old Filipino faking the shit, but I still like to believe that we are connected at the soul via facebook. If you want more Holly, you’ll have to watch the show because she’s going to be on it and I don’t really think any girl is worth that kind of abuse to yourself because The Hills are the Devils work, and the proof is all these Make a Wish foundation kids treating Heidi like some kind of celebrity, something we all know she isn’t, but it doesn’t matter what we think, it’s what the rest of the world thinks that matters and that scares me.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Retards

2008

13

Aug

Fergie’s Ass in Some Military Romper of the Day

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I was looking at these Fergie Military uniform pictures and was thinking going to war and fighting for your country wouldn’t be so bad, you get to kill a race of people you were raised to hate because they flew planes into your buildings, you get to be in the hot weather all the fuckin’ time, you don’t have to worry about making yourself dinner and life would pretty much be like a college spring break party with booze, opiates and a bunch of buddies and then you get to come back to base to deal with your female colleagues dressed like this, the kind of outfit you’d expect on a creative stripper who is tired of the whole school girl thing and onto more socially relevant themes like War, but then I remembered what bitches in the Army look like and the only thing I’d want for them is to put on some more clothes to cover those lesbian bodies, and to be put on the front line like they were Black in WWII and Vietnam, because let’s face it, the world needs less penis hating, masculine, empowered dykes who know hand to hand combat.

Either way, I don’t mind when Fergie and her masculine features do it, because she’s still got a body and ex-meth addict face that brings back great memories of cheap back alley blowjobs…

Either way, she’s dressed like a two year old and doesn’t look like one because she’s had too much cock, but I’d still watch her crawl around like one. There’s nothing like an outfit that touches pussy, ass and tits at the same time. It’s some kind of magical even when Fergie’s penis gets in the way.

Posted in:Ass|Fergie|Legs

2008

13

Aug

Rachel Bilson Rocks a Maternity Dress of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Rachel Bilson swimming in her dress. I know local girls who do that shit here, usually because they are fat and trying to distract you from seeing their fat or because they are pregnant and don’t want you to know they have out of wedlock, unprotected sex with dudes from Canada who are in the new Star Wars trilogy…

Posted in:Maternity Dress|Rachel Bilson|Sluts

2008

13

Aug

Who’s Gayer, Mischa Barton’s Dog or Her Boyfriend? of the Day

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I haven’t quite figured out what’s gayer, Mischa Barton’s Dog or her Boyfriend. I’d write more, but why bother, no one reads the site anyway, except for assholes that threaten to sue me for illegally using their boring pictures of useless people like Micha Barton walking her fucking dog with her ladder-climbing opportunist boyfriend who thought fake dating Barton would lead to something bigger for him, before finding out the hard reality that her career is pretty much over, that’s what you get for being ambitious buttfucker.

Posted in:Boyfriend|Dog|Gay|Mischa Barton

2008

13

Aug

Jennifer Aniston is Bending Over of the Day

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The good news for Jennifer Aniston and her babyless ass, is that when you are lonely and feel that you haven’t completed your role as a woman by never having a baby and when you feel insecure because guys don’t want to impregnate you but have no problem impregnating other girls making you think there’s something seriously wrong with you, there is always the pet store to give you some purpose, by adopting a dog who relies heavily on you for survival, giving you a false sense of relevance in the world, allowing you to feel like someone depends on you, loves you unconditionally and will never fuck off on you and run off with another owner because you keep a tight leash on the fuckin’ thing and because it officially belongs to you and doesn’t really have the freedom to make the same choices every other person in your life has been able to make. I am sure it’s a pretty depressing and embarrassing scene everytime she puts this fucker on her lap and tries to breast feed it like it was your own, but at least it’s keeping her from killing herself, something that may not impact society because she’s spent the last few years being a sad case, useless and irrelevant, but I am sure it has a positive impact on her life and I guess that’s all that matters…Here is her lonely, babyless ass….


In the event you were wondering – John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston because She’s Not Good Enough to Settle Down With….At Least She’s Got the Dogs…They’ll Never Leave Her…Looks like Life for Aniston Will Involve a Large Sex Toy Collection and a Whole Lot of Ben and Jerry’s….
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Here are those pics…


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Posted in:Ass|Bending|Jennifer Aniston

2008

13

Aug

Jenny McCarthy Does Autism in a Bikini of the Day

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I was walking down the street yesterday and had a little altercation with an Autistic kid without realizing it. I was standing on the street corner pretending to be a hooker, as I like to do sometimes, because my theory is that we all need a little glamor in our lives sometimes, and some mother was pushing her baby along in a stroller. I looked at the kid, who was sucking its thumb and lazily getting toted around by its mom and I realized the girl was 12 years old. I turned to a girl next to me and asked if she sucked her thumb like that when she was 12 and if her mom still dressed her up and played baby with her because she was the kind of mom who tried so hard to get pregnant, that when she did, she never wanted to let her go by growing u and still breast fed her at 12 and never potty trained her so that she could always change her little babies diaper, even after her little baby had her period and pubes, because the mom always wanted to be part of the girls life. The girl next to me was giggling then pointed out that the mom had a t-shirt that read “Mother’s of Austism 2008”, and I realized that I was an asshole.

Speaking of Autism, here are some pictures of Mother of an Autistic kid and her brother who she turned into her lover, and she’s in a bikini. Now, I don’t know about you, but I wanted to fuck the annoying, loud, obnoxious smile off this bitch’s face in the 90s, so it is only natural for me to document her bikini body whenever I can and the truth is, retarded baby from a broken down uterus or not, I still want to fuck the obnoxious smile off her face and bring the tears, pain and depression like I normally bring every time a girl gets with me.


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Posted in:Autism|Bikini|Jenny McCarthy

2008

13

Aug

Rihanna is in her Bikini with Chris Brown of the Day

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So it is official, I am finally having low self esteem dreams. Last night, I had a dream that I was out partying with my wife back when she was hot. She ended up disappearing on me and running off with some 55 year old rich dude who wasn’t fat and I was scrambling trying to find her. When I did, she had just finished fucking the shit out of the dude and started telling me how much better he was than me and how she was going to be leaving me because she was in love. It turned out the dude was married and wanted nothing to do with her, so she came crawling back to a broken down me. Having no self esteem I took her back and from that point on she knew she had me by the balls.

The truth is that if that happened in my real life, where my wife is 300 pounds, I’d be happy as fuck if this happened because another man would mean that I wouldn’t have to do my husband duties once a month and service her greasy box like some kind of sick mechanic, like I have no choice to do right now, but for some reason waking up from that dream made me feel more worthless than I did going bed next to that bitch.

Speaking of love, here are some pictures of Rihanna with her boyfriend who she claims isn’t her boyfriend in Barbados in her bikini that are uninspiring, even though I find her hot, but they are good enough to start the day. I don’t like that she’s obnoxiously chosen a Pink jet ski, because I hate girls who are obsessed with the color pink and need all accessories to have some pink in it, but I do like their pink. I also like that she’s tapping into her African roots by wearing her Zebra inspired top and mismatched bottom like she can’t afford a bikini that matches like she was in the fuckin’ projects, but the top is good enough for me, it’s like Animal Planet and I would totally get Steve Irwin on her ass like we were at his Australian zoo and I was hunting that shit down to feed it, but Steve Irwin is dead and so is my motivation.


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Posted in:Bikini|Chris Brown|Rihanna

2008

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The latest development in my life is that I am balding. As I fat man, I always prided myself in having the most luxurious unkempt, unwashed, uncut matted hair in the neighborhood, but today when walking by some drunk, asian panhandler who was hanging out in traffic and who turned to me and screamed in some thick accent I could barely understand that I must hate my life because not only am I fat but I am also going bald….I got mad, sad and decided the only thing that would make me happy was to smack his Chinese take-out box full of pennies out of his hand and all over the street. I am an asshole, but maybe motherfuckers should shut their fucking mouths and stick to being drunk and poor and and asian and leave innocent drunk, fat, balding motherfuckers alone.

Either way, when I got home I looked for a mirror to check out my hair, because I was self conscious about the shit and it turns out the fucker was right. Now, I’ve got nothing going for me except for my links and here they are..

What the Fuck Happened to Maria Menounos?
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This is The Dumb Bitch of the Day
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Got a hot photo shoot for you, check out Holly Huddleston from E!’s Sunset Tan Being a Slut…
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Natasha Henstridge is in a Bikini
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Jodie Marsh is Topless and Pole Dancing
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More Garbage from Tropic Thunder Bullshit….
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Long Beach Hot Rod Hotties
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Silvia Saint Will Make Your Mouth Water
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The 10 Hottest Videos of Girls Jumping on Trampolines
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Cunt Rap: Terra Patrick Vs Jenna Jameson
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Sienna Miller is a Grimey Homewrecker I Want to Fuck
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The 20 Worst Gymnastic Falls of All Time
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The Top 9 College Movies of All Time….
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Top 10 Videos of Girls Eating Phallic Food
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Katie Holmes in Some Hot Tight Jeans…
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Sluts in Whipped Cream Bikinis…
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Some Big Titties Break Glass in this Innovative Titty Ad
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Two Israeli Sluts with Olympic Body Paint Flags
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Is This Art or Is This Shit….
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Sienna Miller is a Homewrecking Crybaby
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BEWARE OF THE BEAR!
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No Arms, One Leg Bowling. Wait. What?
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Sex Tapes That Will Scare You Away From Porn Forever
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Move Over Angelina, There’s a New Lara Croft
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I Call This The Pussy Treasure Map
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Here’s The Promos With Shitney Spears for the VMAS and They are Even Worse Than You Can Imagine
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Topless Tennis is the Only Way to Play
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Asian Hotties Beat Down White Guy in the Dry Cleaners
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Bikini Cat Fight!
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Marketa Day’s Ass is Fantastic
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Boobs and Lotion = Hours of Fun
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Some Winehouse Drama We Have All Been Needing
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Is It Me, Or Is Jessica Simpson Gettin Hefty Again?
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LA Billboard Queen Angelyne is a Hot Piece
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Drunk
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Cutie Blond Takes it Off
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Kate is a Perfect 10
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Get Laid Today
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Fuck I Hate Horses
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Nothing Like a Naked Crack Whore
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God Damn Addison Rose is Fine!
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More Olympic Volleyball Hotties
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Art is in the Eye of the Beholder
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Man FHM Rules So Much When It’s Not The American Version
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Serena Williams Is Actually Looking Good In this Photoshoot
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Why Dogs are Smartr Than Babies
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Guitar Hero – Kurt Cobain Edition
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Tracy Turnblad’s Dad is Out on Bail
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I Don’t Know Who Menia Mathioudaki is But I Would Like to Find Out
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Hef’s Got a New Girlfriend
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fix a Wet Cell Phone With Rice
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

She’s Blonde, She’s Trashy and She’s Posing Slutty…
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This Bitch in a Bikini Wants You….
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Web Slits Done Right
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Find the Best Places To Spend Your Money For Masturbation….
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Buy This Cuz You Have No Soul….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

12

Aug

Jamie Foxx and His Nazi Boogie Board of the Day

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Everyone is calling Jamie Foxx a racist for being on a Boogie Board with a Swastika on it, while all I see is the fuckin’ comedy of anyone on a Boogie Board. It’s like shit’s made for 10 year old girls who don’t know how to surf and lame people who are too pussy to learn how to surf. It’s like the equivalent of how gay rollerblading looks next to skateboarding, or skiing looks next to snowboarding, or tandem bikes look to mountain bikini, or paddle boats look to white water rafting.

So who cares that there are some icons on the shit, like a Star of David, Swastika and Peace sign in some gay fuckin’ message of peace someone pulled while back backing the area like a dirty tree hugging hippie poser in Birkenstocks wrote to leave his mark after renting the boogie board his “LonelyPlanet” Guide told him to do, so that he can come home for his second year of college and bore everyone he knows including his pseudo-intellectual Poli-Sci buddies in his class about his shitty summer travels that were so fuckin’ life changing, culturally riveting, enlightening and inspiring that no one cares about, but make him think he’s a fuckin’ expert.

The truth is, who cares that there’s a Swastika on his shit, if I was renting a Boogie Board, the least of my concerns would be what the other loser who rented it before me wrote on it, and more about whether anyone around me would notice me carrying a Boogie Board to go use in the ocean like an 8 year old girl. It’s the same shame that comes every time my wife makes me carry her purse.

I guess all this to say is that Swastikas are just a misunderstood peace sign that got some bad press in the 40s and symbols don’t breed hate or make you a racist…burning crosses in white robes on people’s front yards does.

Posted in:Jamie Foxx|Nazi

2008

12

Aug

Miley Cyrus and Her Spoiled Brat Face of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be richer than Jesus, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a stain on the world…. The truth is when I look at these pictures of her lookin’ like she just got her wisdom teeth removed, with her busted up mouth and swollen face, I am amazed that she’s even got cast to be on the show that changed the world. I am just as surprised that she hasn’t used some of her money to get corrective dental surgery all while not knowing how a producer looked at her and said that she’s the one they are going to invest in.

I am also shocked that people are drawn to her, find her attractive or talented while she sounds retarded everytime she speaks and looks like a less than average girl. The worst thing in all this is that I know the cunty attitude she probably lays down on everyone, because she knows she’s a big deal and because her bank account is pretty fuckin’ full and this bratty face of hers is one that needs a good fuckin’ beating because that scour is one a 4 year old makes when in line in front of me at the grocery store and his mom doesn’t buy him candy about 30 seconds before the screaming and tantrum throwing starts. The same tantrum throwing that gets under my fuckin skin and makes me want to suicide bomb the fuckin store, but in all fairness I have social anxiety and don’t really like being in public when sober.

Either way, she reminds me of the kids at the house I used to do landscaping for who had parents that were never around, because the mom was too busy fucking her tennis coach and her personal trainer when not buying designer clothes or at the spa getting her hair and nails done and the dad was too busy working making money to support their lavishly annoying lifestyle, that the kids were stuck with a nanny who they treated like a shitty fucking employee at a Plantation in the south in the 1800s. I’m talking spitting on the bitch and tormenting her and neglecting to listen to anything she said because they knew they had the power and they knew she wouldn’t complain because she knew the parents would side with the kids leaving her and her illegal ass on a plane back home.

I hate rich kids and I hate their fuckin’ “me” mentality that makes them neglect to be pleasant people to be around because they are too busy complaining, whining and being obnoxious while always getting their spoiled rich kid cunt way…..the only thing good about rich kids is the drug addiction and sexual escapades they do in attempts to get some attention from their parents, but that’s just because sex and drugs are inspiring.

Posted in:Brat|Miley Cyrus