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2008

19

Sep

Meagan Good’s Tit Slip of the Day

Despite having been writing about every nipple slip I’ve come across over the last bunch of years, I still manage to have no memory of any of them. I can’t remember celebrity names, I can’t remember their faces, I can’t remember their nipples, I just am really not cut out for the job. I was sent this video of Maegan Good having a “wardrobe malfunction” a term that makes me want to perform surgery on my ear drums with small metal instruments so that I never have to hear again, and since she is someone I’ve never heard of today, but have probably written about in the past but dont remember, I figured I’d post it. I watched the video and didn’t see any “wardrobe malfunctions” so it’s all lies, but I did like the way running any video on my computer makes the shit crash, reminding me that not only I am poor and useless, but so is my computer. Watch the video, let me know what you see, since I can’t see it.

Posted in:Meagan Good|Tit Slip

2008

19

Sep

Watch Kimmel, Ryan Seacrest and Other Emmy Hosts Embarass Themselves of the Day

This is some viral video to promote the Emmy Awards that are going to be on TV soon, but I don’t know when because I have no interest in award shows awarding people who have already pretty much won the fuckin’ lottery. I also have no interest in shitty viral videos hosted by shitty comedians like Kimmel fake interviewing Seacrest and other shitty Emmy hosts that ends in a shitty fake brawl that they probably think is a real fuckin knee slapper and give each other high fives when the director calls “CUT” or throws his feces at them to let them know that they are done here, because I have a feeling shit was directed by a monkey or some retarded kids as part of a Make a Wish foundation or some shit and by shit, I mean this viral video. Enjoy.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

19

Sep

Abbey Clancy Does FHM of the Day

I didn’t get arrested like I thought I would. But I did hide in the corner of my appartment all night hugging my knees expecting some big scary police man or bailiff to come take me away so I didn’t get much sleep and just woke up now. That’s pretty irresonsible of me, but the truth is I have paranoia issues and I don’t really understand the legalities of the internet and just started this site for fun and now feel like I am in over my head and shit, but I don’t want to bore you with all that. I mean who cares if I end up jumping into traffic thinking some random dude on the street corner is the FBI staking me out because he’s talking on his bluetooth, or if the van parked outside my house isn’t a molestor like I thought it was, but some high tech spy unit used to take me down. I mean, I don’t think I am that important or relevant. I’m just some asshole on a computer but I don’t know what the hell goes on in Bureaucracy and I guess that’s what scares me.

What doesn’t scare me is this Abbey Clancy slut in FHM doing her whole posing thing like she doe because she doesn’t care if dudes will jerk off to her at home but she does care if you kidnap her and make her into her girlfriend against her will in your basement, but I guess that just goes without saying…

Check Out Abbey Clancy’s Photoshoot in FHM
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It looks like FHM did a shoot with this soccer whore/wife a year ago, here’s the video. Good job staying fresh and creative FHM…

Posted in:Abbey Clancy|FHM

2008

18

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Great News……Along with issues with the paparazzi suing me if I don’t pay them 1000 dollars a month that will be going to the lawyers on Monday and threats from some forum members that they are going to the FBI about shit in the stepFORUM some other asshole reported me to the FBI about my Bristol Palin voicemail messages:

To Whom It May Concern:

Just putting all of you on notice:

The FBI, the Secret Service and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have been apprised of your website, they have all your IP addresses, as well
You are all collaborators and co-conspirators in a criminal, international enterprise.

The follow-up

You utilized, employed, distributed and obtained confidential information in an illegal manner.
Moreover, you threatened and harassed a person under the protection of the Secret Service….
 
The sick and crazy one is you, apart from being a despicable coward.

Can’t anyone take a fucking joke? Even if it wasn’t that funny. The internet’s gone fucking crazy and it looks like I may end up in jail for my shitty comedy. I shoulda listened to my friends when they told me my jokes are so bad that they should be illegal, I didn’t believe they were telling me the truth and now I feel like I need to quit blogging. These Right Wing Psychos just don’t get me.

Either way, here are my links….

My Pussy is Stuck in the Toilet
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Desean Jackson is Gonna Get Fired
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Just Can’t Get Enough of Charlize Theron
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Sophie Howard is Wearing Purple Latex
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Elevator Game Face!!
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Think Your Band is Good? Think Again
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Forget Real Life, Porn is All I Need
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Daisy Lowe is Lookin’ Good in Leotard
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Isabella Ferarri Naked Shower Throwback
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Remember When Renee Zellweger was Hot? Neither do I
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When Stewie Went to Wall Street
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HOt Chicks Rip At Each Others Clothes on The Beach
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Uhhhh Madonna, What Are You Doing?
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Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do. Loser
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The Out Takes Are Always Better Than the Real Thing
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Escalator Upskirt Prank
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Fight Breaks Out During ATV Prank
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Stop Lying to Your Mom About Having a Girlfriend
Alli’s Breasts Are Amazing
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Is This Thing On
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Susana Spears Has Taken It All Off
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The Sluts From 90210 Need to Eat Some Fucking Food
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More Bollywood Amazingness. Yes, That is a Word
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Nothing Like a Blonde Web Cam Slut
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I Guess That’s as Good a Reason to Steal Something as Any
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Meadow Soprano Looks Kind of Alright in Her Bikini
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Pink Mans It Up in Some New Magazine Shoot
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Because Sometimes Meeting a Slut Just Isn’t Enough
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Some Pictures of Janet Jackson That Made Me Barf
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Blondie Striptease of the Day
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Drunk Off Her Ass. Literally
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Sweet Like Candy
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I See London, I See France, I See….Mischa Barton’s Nipple
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Topless Window Washer Prank
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Akiri Lane is One Hot Half Breed
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Here’s Some Photos of Brandy She Got Taken to Help Distract From the Fat That She Killed Somebody With Her Car
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Gotta Love Those Calvin Kleins
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Home Invasion Prank is Mean, but FUNNY!
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Jeanette Biederman Shows Off The Masterpiece On Her Chest
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The Ten Hottest Female Celebity Sports Fans
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People’s Best and Worst Dressed 2008 List
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Was this woman aware she would appear next to the term ‘masturbation’ on Wikipedia when this was taken?
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Watch this Choreographed Jesus Dance Routine
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The 10 Craziest Kelsey Grammer Moments
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The 10 Hottest Actresses in Sports Movies
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Middle Aged Porn Stars Finally Come Together
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Belgian Actress Virginie Elfira is Someone You Will Want to Fuck…
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The Top 10 Cheerleaders Gone Bad
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

18

Sep

Dita Von Teese’s Wonderbra Flim of the Day

I hate Dita Von Teese and this whole 1940’s burlesque shit. I believe that strippers need to get with the times and turn tricks on the side as they work towards a careen in internet porn, or escorting and not to be celebrated as some kind of sexy artist who gets gigs doing Wonderbra commercials, making them a lot of money while thinking they don’t have to expose their pussies, but can get away with some stupid song and dance. But figure I’ll post it anyway.

Posted in:Bra|Dita Von Teese

2008

18

Sep

Jennifer Aniston’s Big Fat Greek Wedding Ass of the Day

I know there’s nothing more that Jennifer Aniston wants in her life than a Big Fat Greek Wedding than maybe a Big Fat Greek baby, but since that time has come and gone for her, and her life is destined to be spent alone, where the closest thing she will ever have to kids of her own are when her breeding friends ask her to be the Godmother, I have trouble understanding why because she’s not disgusting looking. I am sure there are Greek men out there from shipping families, with enough money for this greedy bitch with unrealistic standards to accept into her vagina, that would be happy with the fact that unlike their mother’s, her ass isn’t 300 pounds, but maybe that genetic guarantee that she will turn into their mother once a baby pops out that is keeping them away, or maybe it has to do with her desperation to get knocked up and her constantly going after the wrong guy, but I predict in a few months she’ll either be at the sperm donor clinic or raping homeless men at night to get that fetus goin’, or even worse, dating someone who isn’t a famous heart throb. She’s gotta realize that whole Brad Pitt thing was a bad judgment call on his part, and landing the best looking guy in Hollywood according to the media, doesn’t mean she is the best looking chick in Hollywood or deserves anything anyone finds attractive since she’s boring and irrelevant, either way, who really cares, I am only posting these pictures because they were saved on my computer and figured why the fuck not.

Posted in:Ass|Jennifer Aniston

2008

18

Sep

Look Down Mila Kunis’ Shirt of the Day

Mila Kunis is cool shit, unfortunately, everytime I look at her, I think about her rockin’ a strap-on fuckin’ that bi-sexual lookin’ Culkin she’s been dating the last decade and I haven’t really figured out if that’s part of the reason why I think she’s cool shit, or if it is what turns me off about her, but it doesn’t really matter, what does matter is that she’s bending over and showing the world her titties and I guess for a simple person, like me, that’s enough for me to ignore the fact that she’s fucking Michael Jackson’s sloppy seconds, which is something that would normally throw me off.

Posted in:Mila Kunis|Tits

2008

18

Sep

Mischa Barton’s Tit Slip of the Day

Mischa Barton let her tit fall out of her dress in a desperate attempt for people to remember she still exists, like the time I cried for attention by checking myself into a mental institution hoping my wife would come after me feeling sorry for me and changing her attitude towards me as being this deadbeat, but instead see me as the victim I am and give me more spending money and less headaches, making her believe that her obesity and cunt behavior led me to a mental institution making her open her eyes and make some changes that benefit me, but the plan backfired when she ignored the calls to come visit me, and check me out and without knowing the paperwork and procedure involved in mental institutions it turns out that once you commit yourself, even as a joke, it’s pretty fuckin’ hard to get yourself out of there. You try to rationalize with the staff and they just hand you more pills thinking you are relapsing or some shit and about 3 weeks later my wife finally came to get me, thinking she had taught me a lesson, when all she really did was help me devlop an addiction to brain drugs and a friendship with some psycho who would play chess with himself then try ripping his eyes out of his head, but here I am today writing about Mischa Barton’s tit slip, so I guess it wasn’t all that bad.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Tit Slip

2008

18

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Dancing With the Stars Ass of the Day

Kim Kardashian looks like she finally got off that big ass of hers and has been working out for this Dancing with the Stars season. I guess that’s good news, becasue she was getting dumpy as shit and people were celebrating her laziness, instead of realizing they were lookin’ at an ass made of ice cream and fast food and sitting and not an ass that’s just big and banging. Sure, in the past I’ve been more supportive of skinny, small assed girls and left the fat ass for the black guys who love fat ass so much more than their fat black wives they accidentally knocked up and can’t manage to escape, but I am still a man, and I still appreciate a hot booty and Kardashian’s ass, despite hating her, does some pretty amazing things and that’s something I guess I shouldn’t ignore, but the only reason i am giving it any love, is because I can tell she’s getting more fit and I am not retracting my original opinion that over the last year she’s been a fucking pig. So here’s to new beginnings.

Posted in:Ass|Dancing With the Stars|Kim Kardashian

2008

18

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Album is Number 1 on the Country Charts of the Day

So it turns out that all the making fun of Jessica Simpson on her quest to be country didn’t really pan out the way I thought it would or wanted it to. I am the kind of guy who likes other people’s failure, especially when the idea they are working on is retarded and I thought country folk would have my back on this shit and resent her and her Beverly Hills lifestyle for trying to step on their backwoods inbred toes, but for some reason shit was number one on the fuckin’ charts.

In all fairness to this “success”, number 3 on the chart was Various Artists -NOW That’s What I Call Country, and I also have a feeling her mainstream diehard fans are the ones buying the shit and not her country haters, and most importantly, no one buys CDs anymore, so I guess when you sell 10 records nationwide, it’s a big deal and gets you noticed, even when those 10 CDs were bought by your dad.

Either way, I still like her tits.

Posted in:Country|Jessica Simpson|Number 1|Tits