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2008

22

Sep

I Do It All For the Trees of the Day

After DJ AM’s publicity stunt this weekend, I think we should re-focus our energy on what’s really important in our lives and that is….the trees….here’s a video of some psycho tree hugging freakshows who I doubt masturbate or have many friends because it makes for a good way to start my week. This probably takes the prize in useless protesting that will get absolutely nothing accomplished, but is funny to watch when the bulldozers roll through and accidentally run over these cry babies.

Posted in:Hippies|Treehuggers|Trees

2008

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

There was a high school dance down the street and I thought it would be funny to be the random old guy no one knew or understood why he was there. So I walked in with conviction and purpose and got all the way to the gym, that was decorated like an underwater oasis that was in all honesty pretty fucking amateur, I started doing a stupid dance to some hip hop song, and that pretty much broke the deal for me and made people realize that I didn’t belong there and a group of adults cornered me and asked me why I was there, I had no answer and when the head mother from the PTA or whatever the fuck it’s called picked up her phone to call the police, I picked myself up and ran the fuck out of there. I am sure it would have been a funnier experience if I was doing it with friends like some kind of prank, and I admit doing this kind of thing alone is pretty fucking weird, but it entertained me and that’s all that matters and I hope this entertains you.

Do Something That Matters Today
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Here’s a Clip From Britney’s New Song and I Am Happy to Say It’s a Piece of Shit
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SPACE BALLS THE ANIMATED SERIES
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Liz Hurley’s Tits Say How Do You Do
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Wearing Spandex
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FUCK THE NEW FACEBOOK!
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Lego Creates Celebtrity Lego People; Makes Amy Winehouse Seem Fuckable
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Nono Diora Baird, You’re Supposed to Pull It Down
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Danni Minogue Pokie Throwback
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Is This STILL Making News? Seriously?
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Friday Boob Match
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Make the Most of Your Friday
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Dumbest Women Ever
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Rumer Willis Just Can’t Get It Together
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What Do We Do When We Fall? We Get Back Up Again
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Collection of the Cheapest Cheap Shots and Greatest One Hitters Ever
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Some Crazy Pavement Art That Impressed Even My Cultureless Ass
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And You Say You Can’t Meet People Anymore
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Jim Beam – The Ultimate Lesbian Tragedy
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Here is a Pic of Puff Daddy Stepping in Dog Shit That Pretty Much Made My Day
Fuck You Diddy
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Now THAT’S What I Call An EScape Plan!!!
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Cop Gets Beat the Fuck Down
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Susana Spears Takes It Off
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Say Hello to Sophie
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Jessica Simpson Had Too Much to Drink
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Michelle Rodriguez Writing a Childrens Film. Maybe It Will Be About Being Gay and Driving Drunk
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Bqar Rafaeli is Full Bangable
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So What Are You Doing This Weekend?
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I Don’t Care What Anyone Says, I Would Still Stick My Dick in Goldie Hawn
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Striptease of the Day
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Let’s Hold Hands and Watch This Dude Confess To Murder On Video
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Who Would Win in a Fight?
Midget Versus Female Pornstar
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Wiggles Galore!
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Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Vogue Party
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Vintage Titties!
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Role Models – Trailer
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R Kelly Does It For the Kids
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Pie Charts Explained
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Wakeboard Crash
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Victoria is Galactic
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Mackenzie Rosman REALLY Likes That Icea Cream Cone
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How to: Break Bricks With Your Hands
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The Ten Hottest Celebrity Female Nerds
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Courntey Cox in 15 Years ……Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

20

Sep

DJ AM and Travis Barker Were Critically Injured in a Private Jet Crash of the Day

I know I make fun of DJ AM all the time, I call him gayer than bicycle shorts and it’s gone on for so long that he has personally told me and people I know that I am a pain in the ass, and when I met him a couple of times when he was randomly DJing events locally, he was always a decent guy to me, so I almost felt bad about teasing him, but continued doing it anyway because I am an asshole.

Just last night I was talking to a dude who was going to bring in these guys to play a show here and who was telling me how AM just got hired as Kanye’s new DJ and despite popular belief, I never talk about AM in my everyday life so it was weird to wake up this morning to a text message from my German whore fucker, saying that AM almost died in a plane crash and I felt responsible for possibly wishing death upon him in various posts over the years. The truth is that I don’t hate AM and I don’t think he deserves to die, or be in plane crashes. I just thought he was accessible enough and an easy target.

Either way, thanks to some miracle, probably the same miracle that got AM rich for spinning records in the first place, AM and Barker survived with a whole lot of burns to their bodies and are in critical condition but Travis Barker’s assistant and bodyguard died and so did 2 other people. I guess there’s more info to come from this story and despite my constant teasing, I wish both these dudes the best of luck and a speedy recovery.

I blame Shanna Moakler and just don’t understand why something like this doesn’t happen to someone who deserves it, like the stars of The Hills or something…..ya know!?

The pilot, Sarah Lemmon who died was a woman…I don’t trust a woman to drive a car, mow the lawn, pretty much do anything let alone fly a fuckin’ plane, this is an example of how letting women out of the kitchen and into the work force doing man jobs just doesn’t work. AM and Barker should have got off the plane the second she greeted them with the flight plan before they took off…I know I would. I’m just saying….what? too soon?

See the Plane’s Wreckage and Read the Story
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Posted in:DJ AM|Plane Crash|Travis Barker

2008

19

Sep

Scientology and Scientologists are fuckin crazy….of the Day

I got this email…

Peaceful protesters met to organize before the protest at Katie Holmes’ new broadway show All My Sons only to find a THRONG of Scientologists handing out weird, creepy flyers with the names, places of residence and pictures of Anonymous protesters on them.  Holy Xenu!  One older man followed the Guy-Fawkes-masked group of 20-somethings to Katie’s theater all the while screaming “THIS WAY TO YOUR MEDICATION!  FOLLOW ME FOR PROZAC!” over and over.  New York Police had to step in to ask him to move along, and then again later when another man tried to instigate a fight among the protesters.  Overall, though, things went off peacefully. You can see video of the weird and creepy behavior here:

And I am postin the video, even though it is pretty dull, cuz Scientology and Scientologists are fuckin crazy….and so are the people who waste their time protesting it, even if this video is too boring to do both their craziness justice….

Posted in:Protest|Scientology|Youtube

2008

19

Sep

Kate Moss is Drunk of the Day

The thing I like about Kate Moss is pretty much everything. I think she’s hot, I think she’s got the right idea on how to spend her free time, whether that’s on yachts or drunk in bars and I think she’s a model parent by never being around her kid enough to fuck it up. I mean I don’t know that for a fact, but I assume she’s never around for her kid because she’s out running around the world all the fuckin’ time, but that doesn’t matter, who needs to be around when you can afford to hire better suited nannies while you go about your life.

It is Friday and this week has been pretty shitty, so I am lookin’ forward to lookin’ alot like Kate Moss did last night, and I am hoping to meet my fair share of college girls who are pretty much as messy as Kate Moss is in these pictures and I plan on being tonight, so that I can try to see some fresh lookin’ titties that are spending lots of their parents money to make themselves smart while getting herpes in the process. Good times.

Posted in:Drunk|Kate Moss

2008

19

Sep

Mischa Barton’s Tit Falls Out of Her Dress Again of the Day

Mischa Barton is still throwing her tits out all over the motherfuckin’ place, even though they aren’t that big, or fake and I can only assume it’s a cry for attention after being dropped by her management a few months ago, but maybe it’s just part of her drunken and drug addicted downfall because she just realized that she banged Cisco Adler and her new boyfriend is a gay using her to get attention who refuses to fuck her and everytime she climbs up on his lap for a good time, he asks her if they can do it later because he’s trying to learn a new dance move or some shit. Either way, she’s still bustin out of her shirt as best as she can and that’s why I am posting her big ol’ nipple, while thinking of her hottest scene to date as the puking dead chick under the bed in the Sixth Sense.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Tit

2008

19

Sep

Jessica Simpson Rocks the Mic Like a Dick of the Day

If you are good at photoshop, you could easily replace the mic in these pictures of Jessica Simpson with a big black dick and then you could pretend that she was a slutty black on blonde chick and it would make jerking off to them a whole lot better, but the whole effort that goes into staring and cropping a dick so it fits into these pictures perfectly, is a little pathetic and maybe even a little too much effort to put into masturbation, and would pretty much mean you have too much fuckin’ time on your hands, and would be on the same level of weird as the time you spent a week building a fake pussy out of piping and silicone because you found the blueprints on some message board for other losers who can’t get laid and you just had to get in on the fun. I figure if you took that energy and put it towards hustling chicks, or working to make money to hire whores, you wouldn’t really come across as a hopeless loser that finds pictures of Jessica Simpson and a microphone exciting.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Mouth

2008

19

Sep

Erin Wasson and Her See Through, Panty Exposing Dress of the Day

This molely Madonna-lookin whore is some model from Texas who has done work for Victoria’s Secret despite her small tits, and H+M despite the fact that her face is harder than the water in my apartment, I don’t actually know what hard water is, but there was a notice in the lobby of the building saying that we can’t drink the water cuz it’s hard and I was thinkin’ that I live in the ghetto that even the water’s fuckin’ hard, and here I just though it was the kids hustlin meth and not putting up with any shit from nobody who were hard, I probably should compared her face to a shopping cart full of scrap metal that my neighbor uses to pay her rent, but that’s too fuckin’ local, so I guess it doesn’t matter what she looks like, because her dress is good times, next time she should just do it without that whole underwear thing, but that’s just cuz I like seeing everyday pussy, even if it’s on skinny, busted up models.

Wow. This post was a fucking mess.

Posted in:Dress|Erin Wasson|See Through

2008

19

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger in a Tight Slippery Dress of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger went to an event in some fetish gear that she’s passing off as fashion because she’s classy like that. The truth is that I never understood the logic behind dudes with PVC obsessions, I thought it was really kinda creepy and comic book collecting of them, you know with this whole second layer of skin kinda vibe, but I spoke to the dude who owns American Apparel once in a bar, he has a place in the city I live in and he has a line of shiny and slippery clothes and I asked him why they were so popular and he told me because of how amazing it looks when you watch your cum slide off of it.

I don’t know if that’s what the love for this kind of fabric is all about, but I do know Nicole Scherzinger is half Filipino and if I was rich I would have no problem hiring her to clean my house and run errands for me while mistreating her for very little money because if she acts up, I’ll report her ass to immigration. Unfortunately, she was born in the USA and those are the Filipinos you can’t fuck with, but I am guessing her mom was the kind of hired help you can knock up when your wife is at the tennis club and that’s the reason why we have these Scherzinger pics today.

Posted in:Ass|Nicole Scherzinger|Tight Dress

2008

19

Sep

EXXXOTICA NY Pictures of the Day

So I wasn’t able to get one of you into the Exxxotica NY pornstar tradeshow because my email wasn’t working and this site sucks at life and no one takes it seriously, except maybe for the authorities, but that’s yet to be determined, but someone who reads this site went out of his way to get pictures of the event, including shots of the pornstars with fan signs for the site and I have no idea why he did that for the site, but I appreciate original content because it won’t get my ass sued.

Now, I am not a fan of pornstars, I think they are trash and I prefer to get off to peeping on my neighbor across the street getting out of the shower, but I know a lot of you do like porn and that it’s the closest thing you’ve ever had to a long term relationship, so while you are at home feeling sorry for yourself while jerking off to your favorite pornstars that you will never meet because you are creepy and can’t get into events they attend because of that annoying restraining order they issued against you after you sent them one too many letters with one too many pictures of you fucking a rubber vagina molded to their vagina while licking their picture that you have taped to the wall, here are some pictures of EXXXOTICA that went down last week.

Since I hate porn and have no idea who any of these people are – these names be wrong….but I’d like to thank the dude who took these for me and let this be inspiration to all you lazy fucks to send in some fuckin’ pictures and videos for a change….

AJ Khan

Burning Angel

Daniela Victoria

Gina Lynn

Hilary Scott

Krista Ayne??

Penny Flame

Teagan Presley

Tatianna Stone

Some Randoms I Don’t Know….

Hannah Hilton is a Tank..

Some Ron Jeremy Still Goin Strong….

Some Really Bad T-Shirts that Porn Fans at Porn Conventions Wear….

Some Chick in Her Underwear Beating On Some Dude…..

Some Random Shit That Went Down…..

Posted in:Exxxotica|Pictures