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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2008

22

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian See Through Shirt of the Day

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I had a lesbian fantasy once. It was when I was still committed to my wife and convinced that I could see past all that was wrong with her and tough it out. I told her that we should consider swinging or threesomes as it would add excitement to our lives, and she entertained the idea, but was never comfortable with the whole licking another pussy thing, so I just did what any dude who wanted to have his wife eat a pussy would do and brought home some slut one night after drinking, got her back into the bedroom and woke up my wife by having this chick suck her tit. She freaked the fuck out on me, kicked the whore out, after paying her because I had no money, and didn’t talk to me for a couple of days. My next attempt at getting her to dyke out happened a few months later when some dude gave me a rubber vagina as a joke and in the middle of fuckin my wife, ran out to the front closet where I had it stored, ran back into the room and threw it in her face telling her to lick it. She didn’t even entertain the idea and kicked me out of the bedroom, where I had no choice but to finish myself off with the rubber vagina and that was the end of my lesbian experiences.

Here’s Lohan, in a see through shirt, in the midst of her lesbian experience and it may be dull, but I’m still watchin’, because like the rest of you, I have little else to do with my time.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2008

22

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Likes Male Attention of the Day

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Like any girl who gets naked on the internet, Vanessa Hudgens is desperate for male attention, and it’s got so bad then when she leaves her house she runs up to anyone with a penis and gives them a hug and kiss and tries to get them hard for her, proven by these pictures. I could be wrong, I mean it is possible that these dudes are the executives at Disney who took those nude pictures of her and I guess it doesn’t really matter because if she’s not jerking them off, I don’t really want to see it, but I will post it because I have come this far and figure there’s no turning back now. That is the theme of the day and I blame this 3 day hangover I am working on, that I like to think could just be a terminal disease.

Posted in:Male Attention|Vanessa Hudgens

2008

22

Sep

Jessica Simpson Does the County Fair of the Day

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Jessica Simpson wore a corset to show off her tits to the LA County Fair, which is probably an LA rendition of a county fair that actually mocks real county fairs, as mothers and their bratty kids walk around for the novelty of being at a county fair and to feel like their really at a county fair on some Disneyland level, in their designer outfits and fake tit exposing tops after stepping out of their Range Rovers because they feel rugged today and their convertible is not County Fair quality. It’s like the time I met a Jewish girl, who dressed like a typical suburban girl on a daily basis, but who decided she wanted to live a little and get a piercing, so she dressed in punk/emo gear because she thought that she’d be taken more seriously and because she treated her piercing adventure like Halloween or a bad bar mitzvah activity, without realizing that she was being offensive to the piercer.

I guess that is fitting for Jessica Simson, considering she is the LA rendition of country music, what is also fitting for Jessica Simpson, her top, because she’s busting out of it, and you that is how we like it.

BONUS – Jessica Simpson Sucks Up To Her Boyfriend in Hopes That He’ll Cave In and Knock Her Up By Wearing His Jersey at the Airport…Without Realizing that Guys Hate it When Girls Like Us Enough to Be Our Cheerleaders and Prefer the Struggle of Trying to Make Them Think We’re Cool….This is the Kind of Behavior That Will Get her Ass Dumped….

Posted in:County Fair|Jessica Simpson

2008

22

Sep

Juliette Lewis Was Used as a Model of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Juliette Lewis modeling from what I assume is Fashion Week in New York that just ended, but I don’t really know because I don’t stay on top of that shit, but I do know that hiring Juliette Lewis to be a model for anything but a drug program doesn’t make sense. I guess the company was on a tight budget and Juliettee Lewis needed the money bad because she owes her dealer or some shit, because she has no business doing this. It’s like hiring Rosie O’Donnell to model swimwear, but not any swimwear, really skimpy and sexual swimwear.

Sure Juliette Lewis is skinny enough to be a model because she’s a fuckin crackhead, but she’s is so fuckin’ ratty lookin, that I wouldn’t want to buy those clothes she wore, but would instead want to burn them for public safety. Sure, I am exaggerating a little, but I would take my wife’s chicken broth/week old kitchen garbage smelling pussy over whatever the fuck this Juliette Lewis bitch has got brewing in her unwashed panties, which I assume smells like feces, rotting meat and death and if you don’t believe me, just look at the pictures, before the paparazzi email me to take them down.

Posted in:Juliette Lewis|Model

2008

22

Sep

Tila Tequila and Her Classy Tattoos of the Day

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I thought that Tila Tequila was a tacky, trashy, cheap lookin’ whore who only got famous because of a fake set of tits and a slutty myspace page. I thought she was some identity crisis immigrant trying to fit into America by taking on their customs and raping them, by getting tattoos to help convince us that she’s a tacky, trashy, cheap lookin’ partyslut who belongs here, but that was before I realized that shit read “C’est la Vie” in French, throwing my theory that she is trash in the trash, because everyone knows that anyone with a foreign language on their tattoos comes from a cultured, rich and educated background or some d-list lesbian try hard.. Either way, she’s barely showing off some nipple and my post didn’t work out how I planned, but I did meet a girl who has been fucking Pauly Shore for the last few months, just because he is semi-famous and I laughed in her face because dude is Pauly fucking Shore and he may be known, but is still a pathetic existence and a joke of a person, but she wasn’t havin’ it, his d-list fame was enough to get her panties off and in hindsight, I should have done an interview with her about the sex, instead of making her hate me for laughing at her, but who fuckin’ cares, here’s Tila.

Posted in:Classy|Nipples|Tila Tequila

2008

22

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Got Some See Through Leggings On of the Day

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***IMAGES REMOVED IN COMPLIANCE WITH DMCA****

So as American Apparel slowly takes over asses everywhere, there’s a common theme that I see everytime a girl in a pair of leggings walks by me and that is that these overpriced pieces of shit that have made leaving my house a better experience, are not very good quality. Whenever a girl is wearing them bends over or rock’s a size too small, they become pretty fuckin’ see through and I have done all I can to not let this get out of the bag, because if girls knew they were showing everyone their underwear or bare asses when they just think they are dressing casual, they would probably start buying a bigger size and that will ruin my chances of spotting vagina outside of the strip club.

Here are some pics of Kim Kardashian wearing too small of a size, showing off her ass crack, but in her defense, American Apparel is made for eating disorder, drug addicted kids, and even their extra large is small, so I guess if she wants to dress like normal girls, she’ll just have to hit up the big and tall store and if that works against her ego, she could always take on exercising and eating better like other fat kids trying to fit into trendy clothes do, or she could just stick to squeezing into these pants that don’t have enough fabric to cover that ass up, because let’s face it, I’d rather see fat ass crack than no ass crack, but that’s because I am a pervert.

UPDATE – The images were removed because the cocksucker paparazzi are ganging up on me and trying to put me out of business. They send me invoices for insane prices that I can’t afford and I think there should be laws against that. I try to fight them off and will be getting sued, but I don’t think they have a case, especially since I am moving the company to Kenya.

Either way, I told them that I am using screencaps of the images and that they are infringing on my right to freedom of speech, because I should be allowed to comment on things I see on my computer screen, I also told them that Kim Kardashian’s ass is offensively fat. I think the pictures should be used as a childhood obesity campaign and not something they make money off of….Fuckin’ asssholes….

TO SEE THE PICS OF KARDASHIAN ON A SITE THAT PAID FOR THE PICS….
GO

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|See Through

2008

22

Sep

Gretchen Mol’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I have seen Gretchen Mol topless in the movie The Notorious Betty Page a few times and despite finding the whole burlesque pin-up shit not very hot, her tits were pretty amazing to look at. She had the smallest fuckin’ nipple I had ever seen and I am used to really big discolored shit stains that look like one of those kids who has one of those purple birth marks covering half his face, because my wife is fat and her tits are fatter, so I almost got turned on by her, before realizing her name was fucking disgusting. Here she is showing off those little nipples I liked so much a couple of years ago and it may not do much for me today, but I figure it is still worth posting.

Posted in:Gretchen Mol|See Through

2008

22

Sep

Doutzen Kroes is in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a supermodel from the Netherlands, which is nice to see considering the only girls I know from the Netherlands are prostitutes, but the good kind of prostitutes who have certificates letting you know when they last got tested for STDs that they can show you before you fuck them, which is some forward thinking that I can appreciate because Aids sucks, but the truth is that I don’t actually know prostitutes from the Netherlands but some guy I know does and I was just trying to relate to this post, which I am having a pretty hard time doing. I am a hack.

Either way, she was in Miami because she’s just got hired as the new Victoria’s Secret angel and I guess that means she’s allowed to sit around on the beach doing nothing al day. My racist friend who was just over picking up something asked me what I was working on and I showed him her pictures and his first reaction was that she’s with a black dude and how disgusting that is. I don’t really feel the same way because I’ve been trying to connect with black people lately and I went to an all black club with a friend of mine because I like the way the girls get down, when in line, fearing my life, expecting to get shot, some thug pushed me pretty hard because I may have stepped on his toe and he was a little edgy because he was black and I ended up bumping into some tight bodied black girl who was trying to light a cigarette and in her classy demeanor she threw her cigarette on the ground and got in my face yelling and spitting and pounding her chest and I couldn’t help but laugh because it was some serious monkey shit. I was expecting her to fling her feces at me to teach me a real lesson, but didn’t stick around long enough to get to that level. Instead, I walked away, told the promoter who invited me that the place is insane and he told me I need to step my thug up, I turned back to see my new girlfriend and she was trying to salvage the cigarette she threw to the ground like someone more ghetto than me.

I guess that has nothing to do with this Doutzen bitch. I guess that’s kinda what I do.

Posted in:Bikini|Doutzen Kroes

2008

22

Sep

Nancy O’Dell Brings her Big Ol’ Mom Tits to the Emmy’s of the Day

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I was debating whether I should post all the pictures from the Emmy Awards like other useless blogs, even though I didn’t watch the shit, don’t care for the shit and had no interest in posting the shit and it turns out that I won the battle with myself and I am not wasting my time drawing more attention to that boring, jerk off fest, celebrating shitty TV shows with average lookin’ people who happen to have a lot of money and an ego bigger than their bank accounts that makes them award each other for the shit they do, because I guess their huge paychecks that they don’t deserve isn’t enough of a fucking prize.

Not to mention the show isn’t even about celebrating their work, but it is a platform to talk politics, because these uneducated pieces of shit who have no business telling us what to think about politics as they live in their million dollar homes and sit by the pool doing blow and getting blow jobs from various people as they count their fucking money, but they think they do.

The only reason I am posting these pictures of Nancy O’Dell is because one of my 5 readers is hung up on her and on a weekly basis, like clockwork, over the last 4 years of doing this shit, I get an email asking if I have found a Nancy O’Dell sex tape yet, which I haven’t but she did show up to the Emmy Awards and she does have big ol’ mom tits. So enjoy them before she gets fat and it’s too late for her.

Posted in:Nancy O'Dell|Tits

2008

22

Sep

Josh Groban Sings Stupidities at the Emmy’s of the Day

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I accidentally went to my neighbor’s house to borrow a cup of sugar and by sugar I mean beer and by borrow I mean drink with no plan on replacing it all because I like his daughter. She’s in her 20s and a slut. They were watching the Emmy’s so I sat down for a minute and was forced to witness some Josh Groban performance where he sang the theme song from a bunch of TV shows and it made me want to kill myself. This is on some weird fuckin’ level that I just can’t really grasp, but figured I’d force you to watch it too, because I don’t like suffering alone. I don’t understand how people can clap at this shit after the pain it fuckin’ induced, but they did, maybe it’s because Hollywood fuckin’ sucks. Yeah, that’s definitely what it is. Now watch the video if it hasn’t been taken down by the mean copyright enforcers.

Posted in:Emmy's|Josh Groban|Sings