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2022

13

May

They Say This is Kelly Brook Playing with her Boob of the Day

I know what you’re thinking….who is Kelly Brook and why is her boob so big….

Well, like Winona in Edward Scissor Hands reading a story to her grandchild, I’ll explain…..

There was once a time when magazines ran rampant..and those magazines were printed, so they required a lot of money to make, unlike this website I ejaculate on daily….so they needed to sell magazines to the people and did it by producing photoshoots that you could only see in those magazines…so people would buy the magazines. Like any photoshoot, or marketing campaign trying to sell product or magazines knows…..you can make those phootshoots of big titty girls who we’ll call Glamour models…to make it less trashy, shameless, because we liked jerking off to class back then, not throatfuking.

So Kelly Brook was one of those….and this could be her tit from then, or more recently, who knows or cares….she’s basically already dead….or at least old enough to be….probably celebrating her 60th birthday this year.

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2022

13

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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MANDATE THE On/Off..

This is only thing that ELONGATED CLIT’s transhumanist neurolink will be good for..

Real Time On/Offs in your mind, without even needing any hardware like a phone, because your BRAIN in the 7G antennae….and all you’d have to do is look and think “show me on/off siri in my head, that I know will end up making me lose my fucking mind, because you can’t throw your BRAIN in the river like you can with your phone when you’ve had enough of it, you’d just have to throw your whole body in the river making that whole On/Off feature totally obsolete because you’ll be dead.

But that feature is almost enough reason to throw in your humanity for….but not really…since girls make on/offs the old fashioned way…..FUCK technology….while using it to fuck yourself to some on/offs….you sick fucks.

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2022

13

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I am sure you pubescent minded motherfuckers out there debate with each other on your weird geek chatrooms and forums you’re part of, about what panty style is best…and I doubt Full Backs make the list….

But where I am coming from in my pubescent mind is that all panties, despite not being created equal, are still panties and I’m into it….

I am a woke and inclusive participation medal for all don’t fail any of these retards despite us not being created equally, we can pretend they are or jerk off to them like they are and I’m fine with that.

Period panties, granny panties, bloomers or bikini….all full back..all worth jerking off to…because it’s never about the panty, but about the babe in the panties….so focus on that with this.

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2022

13

May

Dua Lipa Side Tit of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s rocking a dress in Berlin that you’d expect her to wear to one of those German Sex clubs that they’ve got over there because her tits are out, and we celebrate tits, so you gotta wear them out so people know you’ve got tits….

Anyway, she’s one of the most popular, trending, popstars of the era, because shitty music is still a money maker and the hive mind retards love it, they do need something to listen to, be conditioned by, and mind controlled….I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I know how it works.

So her fan base is a bunch of 12-18 year olds and 50 year old, both not the kind of people you want to see wearing slutty outfits.

I just saw a story about a high school in Ottawa protesting because girls were wearing shorts that were too short, so the teachers were making them bend over to touch their toes to see if they met dress code…

Crazy – imagine teachers making young girls touch their toes to see if their shorts are too short…which I’ll assume means see if they can see their twats…the whole concept is something I’d come up with, I’ve asked so many girls to touch their toes for me, I’ve even wanted to start a to touching league but at COLLEGE LEVEL, not withhigh school brats…

So these fuckers are doing it with slutty short wearing 15 year olds….. and they aren’t getting arrested for……but the TEEN kids saying LET US WEAR SHORT SHORTS are getting arrested….. WHAT A WEIRD WORLD!

I blame DUA LIPA, not in sports, but for being a bad influence…..it all starts from the pop culture….and trickles down into the brainwashing.

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2022

13

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Fishnet Friday, which means I have either have to find some new angle to present you with a bunch of women in the timeless fishnet classics that are both NSFW and ACCEPTED at work, even bank tellers rock em’…I’ve see it with my own eyes…which isn’t saying much since Bank Tellers, are whores who love money.

Really, all I need to say is that of course they are called fishnets, because they are how you catch a pussy, and we all know how fishy pussy can get…

So that’s all I’ll say.

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2022

13

May

Christina Milian Pussy Print of the Day

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Christina Milian Dollars is out here are 300 years old, all filtered and smooth so you can’t smell the rot…the instagram filter is the equivalent of throwing some Lye or is it Lime on a dead body to cover the fucking smell….you know mummification process is necessary for the necrophiliac to get his fuck on without throwing up all over the place like the instagram filter is needed for old rich hags who still produce slutty content for no reason besides being whores…

Enter Christinia Milian in her 40-45 year old bikini, who has millions of MILIAN DOLLARS, and who STILL does this shit because some people just like being jacked off to or told they matter…when her actual career in front of the camera, despite being lucrative, was pretty dog shit….SHE IS NO RIHANNA…but she does work for RIHANNA pushing lingerie…and this could be that…or it could just be her deep self hatred looking for validation….WHO KNOWS….maybe CHRISTIAN MILIAN isn’t even real…MAYBE this is just like the CRYING FILTER on SNAP that went viral to the 12 people who use SNAP…MAYBE.

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2022

13

May

Margot’s Robbie Best Acting Moment of the Day

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It’s Friday, we’re going into summer, the weather is nice, I don’t make money off this site, so why do I bother, but yet I still bother, but I shouldn’t bother…but gotta keep the joke going for as long as humanly possible because that alone is what makes this site funny.

What I am trying to say is no need to be so serious, uptight, annoyed, angry, who gives a fuck…we can’t change the world so we might as well go down in the most fun and degenerate of ways….find that happy.

So it’s the perfect chance to revisit the only role that mattered for Margot Robbie, her launch to the world where she went viral because she was naked, after no one ever heard of her, it came out of nowhere.

She has managed to turn that into a crazy career, all while being far less hot than this moment here, sometimes I’m not even sure she’s the same person….Australians, they rot…SUN DAMAGE…CLIMATE CHANGE…..OZONE.

So from this nude moment on…she’s cashed in in one of the great scams a girl can scam using her nudes….but it’s fun to revisit cuz nudes are forever…and hopefully trash like Margot is not.

I guess this could also be a body double, wouldn’t that be a funny twist of fate….MOOCH Margot gets famous of other whore’s naked body….COULD BE A FUNNY plot twist. RIGHT.

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2022

13

May

Feminist Friday of the Day

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They aren’t feminists, they are just sluts who want you to see their braless tits for attention, money, or to elevate their personal brand because everyone’s a fucking narcissist trying to get any attention they can by producing garbage clickbait around their tits and it is wonderful….

I’ll also say that none of these girls are posting their braless tits for feminism, I gave them that title for the whole bra burning movement that apparently never happened and is a myth..but arguably, the best thing about feminism. It doesn’t mean ANY of these girls are feminists using feminism as a way to intellectualize slutty….but I’m sure some are.

You see, feminism can be angry dyke fat ladies fully clothed, or it can be hot chicks thinking “It’s feminist to sell nudes”….so not all feminism is created equally…

Braless is timeless, and really the way nature intended, so BRING BRANG IT.

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2022

13

May

Casually Showing Off her Leggings and Other Videos of the Day

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Another Workout Video

One More Ass from the Gym

This is Called the BUGS BUNNY CHALLENGE – GET IT?

Public Bathroom Ass

Weird Pale Dance

Tight Skirt Ass

Sluts Cna’t Stop Twerking

Intense Dancing

Not Your Granny’s Knitted Sweater

Quite the Outfit

TItty Selfie I Watched on Mute

Big Tits in the Crop Top

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2022

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I should by twitter…

For whatever reason, I still have a FB page that I check here and there, occasionally dropping some of my high impact, high value, brilliant comments on lame ass people’s posts….

Today, the day of ELON, who I like to call ELONGATED CLIT, because I don’t worship controlled opposition, tech retards who were positioned to be where they are, and I may be the only person in the world totally unimpressed with ELON, or who I like to call ELONGATED CLIT, because fanboying some rich kid nerd who was lifted to these great heights is just not my thing.

I did say he’s working for the bad guys, with the bad guys, I’m sure he’s circle jerked with Bill Gates weekly….ALWAYS SUCKS TO LOSE THE CIRCLE JERK….keep that cracker to your damn self fag.

Anyway, my memory on FB was MEDIA coverage I had for my TWEET.

My TWITTER has since been deleted LONG ago for being awesome but obviously I was masterful on it, just shadowbanned even though I went unnoticed, despite having had tweets published.

I’m just better at the internet than most, I’m just not an Elongated clit about it.

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Add Some Selena Gomez to Your Kitchen!
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Malu Trevejo in See Through Pants
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Broncos release hilarious video of Russell Wilson featuring Peyton Manning
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The Chargers Poked Fun at Urban Meyer’s Lap Dance Scandal During an Amazing Schedule Release Video
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Kelly Osbourne, 37, reveals she’s pregnant with first child
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Rescuing a Kitten in the Sewer Pipe
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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