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2022

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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To Be Scared of the cold, flu, or dying is a waste of fucking living.

Grow a pair, leave the house, fuck it all….life is made for living…not squirreling away like a scared little bitch.

People are still scared of this pandemic shit..

Grow up and get yourself a pair of big car titties to grab!

Here are some stepLINKS

UFC Fighter Catching the Sun on her Buns
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Hot Model Check – Kelly Kay
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Olivia Ponton’s Lingerie Shoot
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Julianne Hough – Pokies!
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Bellator Cage Girl Louise Mckie is Worth a Look
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Madonna’s Vaginal NFT
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Pia Mia Perez for Savage Lingerie
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A Rod at the Game with his Ex Wife
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Kelly Osbourne is Pregnant at 37
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Hedgehog Bugging Bear
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5 Expensive Fails
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8 Amber Heard Supporters
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Jojo’s Upskirt
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10 Politicl Tattoos that May Be Regretted
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Christina Aguilera’s Return to Spanish
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Top Paid Athletes
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Prius Drivers Being Bad
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Man Finds Stolen Truck
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WWE Legend in a Bikini
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Getting Ready with Sara Sampaio
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Booty Bump Fail
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Naomi Judd Shot Herself
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God Digger Prank
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Why Smoke Follows You
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Chloe Grace Moretz Hot Kick
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Testing Safety Glasses….with a Nail Gun
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Odell Beckham Jr. Hasn’t Re-Signed With the Rams Because They’re Lowballing Him
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Ashley Graham’s the New Face of Fitness…
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Ouch Moment of the Day
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Mommy Rat Brings Baby to Humans
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Dog finds Way to Hospital to Visit Sick Owner
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Chef Lizard and his Fancy Breakfast Scares Me
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Model Carly in Texas Looking Good
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Former WWE NXT Superstar Persia Pirotta Joins OnlyFans After Being Released
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Selena Gomez Apologizes for Making Fun of Bieber’s Wife Hailey
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Times are Tough Meme
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Worst Driving
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Why Sandalwood is Expensive
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Broncos WR Jerry Jeudy Arrested in Connection With a Domestic Violence Investigation
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Get Smoko
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Dua Lipa Walking Around Tits Out in Berlin
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Emrata Vintage Nudes
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Anya Taylor Joy Merkin
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Renee Olstead Nude in Playboy
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Ambrosio in a Tight Top
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Kristen Bell in Leggings
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Samara Weaving Leg
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Pia Mia Perez Whoring
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Elsa Pataky in a Photoshoot
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Apatow Nepotism Hire at an Event
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Jessica Henwick – Vogue
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Nudes in the Movies
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From stepSMUT!!

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Passenger Seat Dildo
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Biggest Simp on Earth
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Bitches Be Crazy
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Finger Bang On the Way to Work
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Hot Reddit AMateur
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Masturbating on the Plane
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Worst Vagina Ever
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Dildo in the Ass
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20 People – Shitty Day
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Girl Masturbating
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Gripping the Dildo
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Trimmed Bush for the Dildo
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The Witcher Porn Parody
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Warming Up the Ass
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Hot Nude Model Olvia Jay
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What is Homemade Creampie Made Of
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Dildo Drop
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Round Ass on the cookie Sheet
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Fuck a Fan
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Butt Plug and the dildo In
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Neighbor Sex
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Fingering
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Young Amateur!
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Titty Fuck Bounce
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Real Amateur
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Face Sitter
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Broken Condoms – Broken Dreams
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Octopus Dildo
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2022

12

May

Anya Taylor Joy Ass of the Day

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Watch it for the plot!

Anya Taylor Joy has a pretty fucking weird origin story, so I’m pretty comfortable saying she’s probably form a Nazi cloning factory in Argentina….you know since she came out of nowhere, and is now everywhere, including but not limited to being a guest at high profile, world elite, weddings…all while being whatever in hotness.

I saw her first movie WIITCH or whatever, which was pretty funny, because it ties into my whole theory she’s a satanist. You know, we experienced her elevating to the occult in her first movie and now her HUGE mainstream hit is the NORTHMAN movie, where you can see her ass.

It’d be a “Watch it for the Plot” moment, since her naked body is pretty uneventful…this is not the 90s video store scene where I’d only rent movies with nudity ratings….finding gems like Rose McGowan in Doom Generation, and so many other nude scenes you could jack off to.

The most offensive thing in all this is that she identifies as Latina…or I guess it’s LATINX when you’re not actually Latina, but a white person trying to mooch off a ethnicity for the diversity hire….

We get it, you speak Spanish, but that ass is straight from working class London….malnourished and grey.

Here’s another clip of her ass…

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2022

12

May

Sabrina Carpenter Ass of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter was born in 1999, so it’s not perverted to jack off to her, you know, when they’re porn in 2003, you’re walking on that thin line of pervert, but by 23 years old, they’ve been railed enough in their lives, especially in her career of entertainment. These girls fuck….but then again..all girls fuck…it’s not the 90s.

Realistically, if she got her start young enough, which she did, she was probably railed enough by her 18th birthday….but maybe the sexualization of young girls in Hollywood, “How bad do you want it”….pressure from the parents to get that fame validation they need to feel like their womb did good…and it’s all pretty fucking twisted.

Staring at her ass, at 23 years old, is not perverted, it’s what she wants you to do, that’s why she posted that shit on the internet. SO GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS.

It was apparently her birthday yesterday, oh how far she’s gone and how much she’s accomplished at her tender young age of 23…..

Her origin story is youtube at 10, responsible parents, obviously…just put your little kid out to the ether of shit on the internet…..then she didn’t even win a Miley Cyrus singing contest, but I guess impressed them enough to be here showing your ass like a low level prostitute on the internet, while being rich and famous and shit…the way Disney, her handlers….LIKE it.

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2022

12

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The most important thing to ask yourself about asshole behind thong is whether the thong is too small to cover the asshole, or whether the asshole is too big to be covered by a thong that would traditionally cover the average sized asshole, as you’d imagine they’d do market research on this to find the sweet spot in thong width to give the most coverage on an asshole. It’d be a research job I wish I was involved in, since I love assholes, they are the window to the fucking soul and the confirmation that you’re getting the full picture of a bitches nakedness…..I guess I should have done math and sciences, so that I could be out there measuring assholes, which I pretty much already do..but without any of the tools…MY TONGUE IS MY RULER…..

TRUST THE SCIENCE…

THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING…

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2022

12

May

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

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Rita Ora is 31, so her tits are really on the cusp of rotting the fuck out. Her dreams of being a popstar, which she was able to almost be all those years ago, are starting to disappear….it’s the slow rot….but as a pervert, I’ll stare at her big tits for as long as she’s showing them….I’ll likely be dead long before she is, but if I am not, I’ll definitely still look at the tits she’s used as her biggest marketing hook to make herself matter in a shitty industry….they feel like old friends at this point…

The Kosovo refugee, who had a famous in Kosovo filmmaker grandfather, just made it to the UK as political refugees, before becoming the famous for fucking a Kardashian, the brother Rob….paving the way to be LA famous for the tits…while pretending to make music on the side…

Whatever works, and as far as I’m concerned, tits get hits, they are great marketing hooks and if you have em, use em….but we don’t need to tell Rita that, she’s basically just a walking tit at this stage in her always showing off her tits for attention career…

I like it.

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2022

12

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I was just going on about how I am all about ass, not about tits, but that that titty drops had to drop and like all self resepecting men, I go into a state of comatose I blame on being genetically coded to suck tit, I almost wrote suck dick, that’d be the worst freudian slip, imagine people thought I was gay, what would that do to my reputation of being a grown ass man with a titty blog about celebs that no one reads, like some kind of teen girl, talking shit on Selena Gomez because she’s no longer with Justin Bieber…..

What I am getting at is that if I was gay, I’d be gay, and still probably love big monstrous, pillow-like, soothing, friendly, sometimes scary and heavy looking, hormones in the foods, how do those tits even make sense…TITS…

Because tits are great, and titty drops are a vehicle or game to get to see the tits, and that alone saves fucking lives, or at least is a solid distraction for the titty lovers out there which is basically EVERYONE…cuz tits are great, even when they are not titty drops are better…

But I stil prefer a tight fit body over a set of tits, but if the tight fit body has tits…FUCK yes.

Titty Drops ….for you fucking losers.

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2022

12

May

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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I’ve heard a bunch of rumors that the satanic Kardashian family who you know are destroying, or have destroyed society with their trashy take on wealth and excess, shamelessness, doing anything for money….and all that other garbage….positioned Kendall Jenner as a girl at a young age, when she was really a boy…

Maybe it was strategic, maybe it was just part of the satanic agenda of inverting the truth and basically trolling all of us….

It’d be pretty unfortunate if that was true, only because she’s the hottest they have to offer and since they’ve become pop culture overlords that destroyed the sanctity of pop culture by making it all about their disgusting, gross, really UGLY fucking selves….tricking hot girls to jack up their face for the muppet porn star who was raped by her family as a child too many times, only to develop a severe drug addiction, only to end up looking 50 at 25, forced to fill in that sunken in face of despair.

So whether the deep voiced, tall and thin Kendall is actually porn with balls, whether her pussy is actually her pussy, and not some sort of insert they actually sell on AMAZON and that got my AMAZON affiliate that made me 1000 dollars in a WEEK, but that they NEVER paid me on…because they cancelled me….or whether her pussy is a test run for BRUCES, or a model pussy for Bruces to look like it would if it was created in nature…..the fact remains that the Kardashians are the worst our society has to offer and I fucking hate everything about them….EVEN THE CAMELTOES.

AND YOU SHOULD TOO!

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2022

12

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I’ve loved tanlines since my first cheesy glamor model poster purchased at the mall record store in the 90s….It was a line up of hot asses in thongs, all rocking aggressive tan lines, I guess that even at a young age, I was more about the ass than the tits, even though society didn’t even tell us to pay attention to the asses, and dumpy and lame inverted asses made it to the top, thanks to their tits….

I didn’t think I had a tanline fetish, but I do now, and I blame this Tanline Thursday post where I stare at the tanlines and come up with clever things once, to repeat weekly, like that TANLINES ARE NATURES HIGHLIGHTER.

The reality is, I think the tanline makes me feel good because it’s from nature, a gift from the ever powerful sun that our life DEPENDS on….it’s a sign that these girls get off the computer for a minute, that they stop staring at themselves in the mirror like the narcissists they all are….and that they go out and get that vitamin D and messaging downloaded by the sun.

I pretend that these girls have legit sun tan lines, not chemical tan lines from staining their skin…that they think is healthier because they are convinced the sun causes cancer, when it’s all the shit you put on yourself and in yourself that causes the fucking cancer, you idiots…

It[‘s the internet and you can pretend anything you want, like that the vitamin D they actually need is your D…..

LOL….

Good one…

That’s totally what they need..

You fucking Loser.

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2022

12

May

Short Skirt Booty Positioning and Other Videos of the Day

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TikTok Bikini Dances

Extreme Makeover

Titty Bikini

Big Bikini Tits

Some Athletics Ass

Taking the Shot – Making Familiar Facs

Hot in Bed

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2022

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Welcome to 1984, the land of the ministry of truth…..of misinformation and disinformation even if both those things aren’t actually accurate, it doesn’t matter because they told you so….

The people have their sights on Twitter, a site basically no one but a bunch of nerds and bots use, that in no way manipulates the ecosystem of society, it’s just NOT that influential, but a great distraction when they throw DEMON Musk in the mix to further deepen the diversion but the real thing you should be scared of is GOOGLE….the machine that runs their algo’s through websites to decide who sees what…..the machine that runs youtube an decides who can bee seen…..the machine that reads all your emails….the machine that decides what ads you see on basically 99 percent of websites…..sure FB is bullshit in it’s own right, but you can escape Facebook…while GOOGLE is the fucking internet and if you’re not on their team, you don’t fucking exist, or they fucking starve you out…..by blocking your sites, de-prioritizing you, it’s a mafia man….

Welcome to the new internet where you can’t talk anything they don’t want you to talk about…..but since I have no traffic and literally NO ads, the site makes NO moeny and YOU don’t send me subscription money every month to support me in what I do….allowing me to create big things like DrunkenStepfather feature films….the NEW HOLLYWOOD…starring Lindsay Lohan we hope…..

But yeah, the misinformation police are going to be a bunch of computers that don’t understand context or tone, so if you write something sarcastic about anything they don’t want you to, mr computer police man will decide that’s MISINFORMATION and they’ll show up in vans.

Luckily, I can say shit like vaccines are poison, covid vaccines are gene therapy and they are trying to kill you, if you can’t point out Ukraine on the map you should probably not have their flag, and abortion is fucking baby killing that they only push because they don’t want you having babies because you aren’t them.

THE LAST BASTION of FREE SPEECH on the Internet is DRUNKENSTEPFATHER. Hilarious.

There are psychopaths out there, maybe you are one of them, but those psychopaths took us from self sufficient homesteaders with no income tax, who protected our land and families with guns…and made us these pod living robot minds fighting with each other over a screen…..WHAT a scam you all bought into….and I for one know it’s not the fucking life any of us should want….

BUT blind yourself with tits, I know I do….cuz TITS are great.

Trish Stratus Tit Ready for Summer
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Madonna’s Weird Pussy Tree NFT
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Carly the Titty Model on the Streets
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A Rod and his Slut
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Selena Gomez Apologizes
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Lenny The Chef Lizard Gets A Fancy Breakfast!
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People are Paying 30k to See Depp/Heard Trial
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Worst Driving Ever
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Take a Break from the Grind
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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