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2008

24

Jul

Brooke Hogan Rocks a Bikini in Some Staged Pictures of the Day

Yesterday’s news was that Brooke Hogan hasn’t turned down an offer to show off her manly muscles in Playboy. I originally thought it was weird that she was entertaining the offer, not because she doesn’t need the publicity push since her heyday is pretty much expired and is already a hasbeen before ever really being anyone, but because her dad’s always against her pictures being “too sexy” for lad mags and shows up on set to make sure everything is at the acceptable level of slut.

An insider close to the family told me that Hulk actually approached Playboy because Brooke is finally starting to catch onto the fact that it’s not normal for him to watch her and masturbate while she showers or for him to hide in the closet while and watch her as she fucks or even for him to “accidentally” walk in on her everytime she’s changing, and he just wants to have some photographic tastefully shot images that he can sneak into the bathroom with him whenever he needs to get off without having to deal with Brooke’s questions when she realizes his behavior’s been inappropriate.

I heard that he even thought about hiring a photographer to do the shots for him, but without sound reason or purpose, the photographer refused the job because it was creepy and this is Playboy shit is his last real option to cum to his little girl’s pussy hair and make some money in the process….

Either way, here are some staged bikini pictures because this girl is trying hard, and the whole staged pictures phenomenon really takes away from the joy of posting candid shots that I used to love doing. It’s like the publicists caught on to the fact that sexy or sleazy gets noticed and they decided to fabricate sexy or sleazy situations in hopes of getting the same results, but it’s just too fucking obvious and breaks my heart in doing what I do.

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan

2008

24

Jul

Playboy Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

Playboy merchandise and branding reminds me of the stripper version of Ed Hardy. It’s like the same misguided tacky club bitches who wear Ed Hardy shit today, were the girls getting the Playboy bunny tattooed to their hip 3 years ago and the girls who are rockin’ Playboy shit today are just really behind the fuckin’ curve on being a trashy whore, and are probably from small towns and spend their nights working the local strip club.

These are the girls who wear tight decorative jeans, have bleached hair and show off their tits all the fucking time and you figure they’d love suckin’ dick but realize that if you have enough money, you can find out for yourself and when you do, you realize that they are actually the worst fucks around because they party too hard and get too much male attention to bother putting any effort in. They are the same girls who have ragged faces and look like they are 35 but when you get drunk enough to approach them, you realize it’s their 22nd birthday but for obvious reasons, we all love them.

Here are some pictures of Playboy’s new swimwear line for sluts everywhere and for the record, I love sluts and don’t really care how tacky a pussy is because as long as there’s a pussy, I’m happy.

Posted in:Bikini|Playboy

2008

24

Jul

The Rest of the Vanessa Hudgens July 4th Bikini Party of the Day

I already posted some of the pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron’s bikini clad romantic vacation that was really just another acting job commissioned by Disney to help properly promote the couple as being wholesome and legit. So there’s no real reason to go off saying the same shit over again with these added pictures. The truth is I am tired of reading about how Effron’s a fag, or a girl, or whatever everyone is saying about him, not because I feel like the media is being mean to him, but because it is possible that dude’s just into singing, dancing, shopping, doing his hair and counting all the fucking money he makes by having teenage girls everywhere learn how to masturbate thinking of him. The truth is that he could be railing this Hudgens bitch, he may be the dude who popped her cherry both vaginally and anally, maybe he makes her eat pussy for him, maybe he makes her fuck black dudes while he jerks off, maybe they aren’t wholesome at all, and are in fact teenage perverts and have had 15 abortions like they were the black chick on The View and it could be all be because he is corrupting her into being the slut that she is.

Until I see pictures of dick in this dude’s mouth, I am going to just focus on the fact that dude’s doin’ something right by playing the feminine guy girls can relate to, and it’s opened lots of legs for him, not that I like Hudgens, but because I like teenage girls masturbating thinking of me.

Posted in:Bikini|Vanessa Hudgens

2008

24

Jul

Kid Rock is a Racist Pussy of the Day

Do remember when Kid Rock’s novelty was that midget dude on his first song, those were the glory days of his career as a joke, and I always got a kick out of seeing them perform, not because the music was good, but because I couldn’t believe a record company invested in that garbage. Since then he’s gone off to get with and impregnate Pam Anderson which means he also landed Hep, he’s also managed to maintain this lame trashy southern redneck trailer park image of a drug using, hard drinking, stripper fucking loser, despite being from Detroit and recently he went on to beat up a black dude in a Waffle House, if you can really call this shit beating up someone because when you have security/ a gang of massive goons who have his back it’s more like just a self esteem boost that allows him to mimic being tough.

It reminds me of the time a club owner beat me up for calling him a rockstar as he walked into the VIP room, he came back and told me to not call him a rockstar and when he walked away to go back into the VIP room, I called him a Rockstar again. He proceeded to pound my fucking face in, while I laughed because I was fucking wasted and couldn’t really stand up or fight back and took it like a bit of a bitch, but not as much of a bitch as a dude who had his 3 bouncers pinning a drunken me the fuck down. Either way, when he was done, I was missing a tooth and I was bleeding everywhere, I looked up at the motherfucker and said “See, you just proved that you think you’re a fuckin’ rockstar and now you have AIDS” pointing at his blood covered hands. Dude went off on my face for another round. After he was done, I sobered up a bit, found my drug dealing friend to do some damage, because I don’t like fighting and dude had a gun and figured it’d make for a good scare, but when he walked into the VIP room the club owner was in, the drug dealer realized the guy ran the place and the guy also had 6 goons protecting him, because the truth is dude was about 5 foot 6 and 150 lbs and too pussy to really defend himself. It’s like having money allows guys who deserve to get their asses beat to feel like they are tough.

Either way, his new Sweet Home Alabama song annoys me, it is as shitty as everything else about him and his try hard ways, even the fact he’s beating up black dudes makes me think he is just doing it in attempts to connect with his fans, because the only people who can relate to his music are people who burn crosses on front lawns and tie negros to their trucks and drag them around the block while drinkin’ cheap beer, beating up women and gang raping fags to teach them why faggot sex is bad and impregnating cousins. The truth is that the black dude he’s fighting is just a paid actor.

Posted in:kid rock|Racist

2008

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street tonight and saw some bum faced down on the sidewalk across the street. I thought I should do something to help out, but I don’t have a cell phone and I don’t really care about helping other people, especially when they are bums and don’t bother helping themselves. It’s like why invest into a lost cause.

The dude was shaking, so I figured he was just having a drug overdose and all the suits who were leaving their offices around the same time did the same fucking thing as me and didn’t even notice him. Not one person stopped to help the fucker and about 15 minutes later, I walk by the scene again and a cop was putting a sheet over his head because the dude had died.

Shit could have been going on for hours and not one single person stopped to help him, no one cared to help him or go out of there way and call an ambulance for him. I just hope every single one of those fuckers dies in the same humilating way as that poor fucker, I already know that I will so it’s really a non-issue for me, but it was a great testament that people and humanity is totally fucking distorted.

On the positive side of things, the circle of life continues and as one man leaves the world another enters the world and the above picture is of Gavin McInnes and his family. He is the founder of Vice Magazine, a magazine that has probably sucked more dick than Lohan in the last 5 years and that I can’t even think about picking up anymore because it is so embarrassing, but was kinda entertaining and even trendsetting in the beginning, and that probably had a lot to do with Gavin’s involvement.

He’s moved onto a site called StreenCarnage.com and is worth checking out if you like laughing a retardedly dressed people.

He’s also moved onto baby making and he and his wife welcomed a healthy and hefty 9 pound 9 ounce baby boy named Duncan Whitethunder McInnes into this pretty shitty world and I’d like to congratulate them and wish them the best of luck in the headache that is raising babies…..

On that note, here are the headache that are my links…

The Reason Why Webcams Are a Solid Invention
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Brooke Hogan to do Playboy and Show the World Her Post-Op Pussy
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Learn How To Kick Ass From a Hot Ass
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Now THAT’S How You Eat a Banana
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Ferris Bueller is Getting Ass All Over Town….And It’s Attached to a Woman…
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I Don’t Know Who Britnny Gastineau is, But Here is the Side of Her Boob
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Lifestyles Condoms Malibu Beach House Photobooth Pictures of Lohan and People from The Hills
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How to Use Boobs to Drink Beer
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Top 10 Female Athletes Who Posed for Playboy
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Hot Model Likes To Lick
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30 Famous People Who Have Been Exhumed….
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Nicole Kidman’s Got a Hot Hard Mom Nipple
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Her Name is Ana Ivanovic and She Was Caught in a Bikini…
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The Dutch Miss Reef Contest Video Because Reef Girls Have Amazing Asses….
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The Best Divorce Story Ever
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Cameron Diaz is the Highest Paid Actress in Hollywood
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Iranian Model in a See Through Shirt Because She’s Stealing Your Oil…
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Rosario Dawson’s in a New TV Show…Here’s the Preview if you Like Her Tits
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Israeli Actress Tali Sharon Has Big Tits on the Beach in This Video
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Gay Meat Ads from the 50s
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Jordan Can Barely String a Sentence Together, Let Alone Fill a Whole Book With Them
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The FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup Girls Dancing In Their Bikinis VIdeo
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The Top Ten Most Racist Moments on Television
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WNBA Catfight!!!
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Jodie Gordon Make Me Want to Go Down Under
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Cindy Crawford is Still Bangin’
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For Your Enjoyment, a Shitload of Bikini Models
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Thigh Highs and Glasses, What More Do You Need?
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Some Vintage Tara Reid That Will Make You Wanna Barf…Then Masturbate with Your Barf….
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I’m Sure You Don’t Need Me to Tell You Fox News Isnt Worth Watching, But Here Is MORE Proof ANyways
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Make Mom and Dad Proud – Find a Girl to Fuck
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Miley Cyrus is Going to Get Naked in a Movie…
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Amy Winehouse Is Looking Amazingly Healthy and Worth Fucking…
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Chantelle Fontain is All Sorts of Sexy
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Gorgeous Blonde Hangs Out By The River
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John McCain Thinks He Is Pretty Fucking Hip
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Ana Obregon is a Hot Spanish Memaw in a Bikini Who Banged Davic Beckham Before He Gave Hits Nuts to Posh
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Office Hacky Sack Fun
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Megan Fox on Set of Transformers 2 For the Virgins…
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Heather Locklear is Still Fuckable On Her Way OUt of Rehab
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Basketball Dunk that Fails
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Get Sex the Easy Way
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Amateur Heaven
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Miley Morris Claims Her Tits Are Real. Judge For Yourself
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The Only Way for a Broad to Ride a Bull is in a G-string
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Get Ready for The Biggest Piece of Shit Song of All Time
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BUM FIGHT!
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Kayden Suds Up in the Tub
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McDonald’s robber is finalist in jingle contest — for McDonald’s
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Nick Hogan is Gonna Be Butthurt Come Sunday Morning
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Say Hello, Rapists!
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How To Ruin the Morning After
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Two More Reasons I Need to Go to Brazil
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Working Has Never Been So Much Fun
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Toronto Club Hotties Take the City By Storm
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The Pissing Liquor Dispenser is Amazing
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Ana Beatrix Will Make You Want to Touch Yourself
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some Jew Movie Coming Out About Bar Mitzvahs, As If the Jews Don’t Tell Us Enough ABout Themseleves Already.
It Actually Looks Pretty Funny Though.
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Big Tits and a Camera Phone….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

23

Jul

President Bush Blames the US Economy on Being Drunk of the Day

I think your Commander in Cheif is pretty hysterical. Sure, I wouldn’t want him running my country, let alone my household, but dude definitely would be good to hire to MC a wedding, or a High School Graduation.

Now I don’t know shit about American politics, I don’t know shit about the American economy, other than that gas prices are high, the dollar is low, people are going bankrupt, losing their houses and forced to third world living conditions with starvation and no healthcare.

So as you all get no love from your government, as some of you suffer and lose your jobs and rack up more debt, and as the rest of the world laughs and stays as far away from the USA as they can, your President is throwing press conferences that he asks people to turn their cameras off mid-speech so that he can explain the real reason why the market’s gone to shit and it goes like this “Wall Street is Drunk, What We See Now is a Hangover”.

So your President blamed the economy of being drunk, that’s why it’s not performing, kinda like the time I raped a girl and pleaded not-guilty because the booze made me do it, only my drunk excuse was a little more realistic, since Wall Street can’t drink and I still got booked.

Maybe Wall Street was drunk but that sounds more like the explanation of the country as a whole when they voted for Bush as President and maybe the Wall Street issue is just caused by the fact that your country is a trillion dollars in debt because of the war for oil masked as a war on terrorism.

But like I said, I know nothing about politics, but thought it was funny to see your President make such a stupid fucking statement. I guess dude’s trying to tap into his dreams of being a stand-up comedian or some shit, but should probably wait until he is replaced by Obama before touring the comedy clubs. Maybe he should just consider dealing with issues in a straight up way to try to redeem himself for all the damage he’s done so that he doesn’t go to hell, instead of feeding more meaningless bullshit excuses by saying things that don’t make any sense and just confuse everyone listening, in hopes of shutting them up.

I guess I shouldn’t really care, and should just go back to staring at my testicles in the mirror as I like to do.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

23

Jul

Anna Kournikova in Some Bikini Photoshoot Outtakes of the Day

Anna Kournikova put professional tennis on the map for me, because before her, I didn’t think girls played sports. Sure there was figure skating, synchronized swimming, dancing and doing the laundry, but nothing I wanted anything to do with. I mean I had accidentally seen lesbian Martina Navratilova playing once before Anna hit the scene, but she wasn’t really a good selling point for the highly sexual nature of the sport and just made me believe I was watching some kind of gender war where a man in a skirt dominated the court sent the girl on the other side of the net back to her husband to make babies because there was no place for her in sports. That was more of a fight for a cause and not as much of the erotic experience of seeing a tight bodied Russian girl whimper her way out of communism with her solid swing, panty ass flashing and grunts that were reminiscent of a girl losing her anal virginity.

Here she is, still going strong, still tight bodied, in a bikini for a magazine photoshoot.

Speaking of girls in sports – here’s the WNBA Fight everyone’s been talking about – not that girls in the WNBA are actually girls, but it’s still worth a watch.

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Bikini|Outtakes

2008

23

Jul

Sophie Monk is Hot in a Bikini of the Day

I know that you’re an easy sell when it comes to girls, because you’ve reached that point of desperation. Like the dude I saw hitting on this tight bodied 18 year old the other night. Dude had money, he was probably married and he walked up to her to tell her that she was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Being drunk, I decided to intervene and show this dude up, so I step in and tell him that he just did a good job, but we all know that he’s so tired of his wife that a plate of raw meet before he BBQ’s for his wife of 20 years and 3 kids turns him on at this point. That strategy worked against me, because the girl said I was disgusting and went to the bar with him, so I guess I was the real loser in the situation.

Speaking of losers, Sophie Monk must really feel like one. She fell for Good Charlotte twin because I can only assume he was huge in her home country of Australia, she dated him until they became engaged, because I guess she thought he was sincere since she was the first hot pussy he ever landed and all the other good lookin’ dudes out there were just out for her pussy cuz she’s hot. Then dude gets cocky and turns on her by fucking Paris Hilton, what must be a huge blow to the “other” girl in the situation’s ego. Sure Paris is spoiled and a master manipulator who knows how to get what she wants and he was just overwhelmed that girls wanted his fat ass and had a false sense of how desirable he was and felt the need to capitalize on all opportunities that present themselves. His behavior left him covered in herpes and unable to explain the “rash” to Monk, getting busted and dumped and forced to go back to the trash Hilton that he is probably going to be stuck to for life, because of their STD bond that other girls won’t want any of and that he can’t deny cuz shit’s all over the fucking media.

The good news is that through all this, Sophie Monk has still managed to stay hot and here she is in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Monk|Tits

2008

23

Jul

Kourtney Kardashian Has an Upskirt Moment of the Day

The Kardashian family remind me of some kind of circus performers, maybe it’s the fact that one of the sisters is a monster, one sister has a 300 pound ass and the youngest sister looks like some kind of rat-face and you’re always amazed when you see them all get ot of their SUV because you can’t figure out how the rugged vehicle supported all that weight kinda like your amazement when a bunch of clowns in a VW Bug….or maybe it’s because their careers are kinda ridiculous, their make-up and clothes are kinda obnoxious, their cries for attention are annoying and the cheap laughs they bring to some simple minded idiots that make them a novelty act you’d see at some perverted Jewish kid’s bar mitvah.

The truth is that I always hated clowns, they make me uncomfortable, they cheapen entertainment and they make me think of pedophiles and sex offenders, but I think it’s got more to do with my racism and hate for dumb bitches.

Either way, here’s Kourtney Kardashian showing off her panties, taking second place to her more successful sister who she rides to the top. If she really wants to fit in with her older sister and take her lead, she best be pullin’ those off and shoving some black hip hop dick in her, but I’m not too eager to see that and will leave you with this instead.

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Upskirt

2008

23

Jul

Ana Obregon Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here’s the pictures I know you’ve all been waiting for of Ana Obregon in a bikini, because you are her biggest fan and can’t get enough of her 56 year old Spanish Ass and ever since that one appearance she made on Who’s the Boss in the 80s, you’ve been ready. She’s been in tabloids for fucking David Beckham, which is only surprising to me because I thought he was into cock, and she only looks like she may have a cock since she’s in a bikini and dudes don’t really wear bikinis as often as you’d like.

I was sitting getting on my stoop the other day and I saw 2 sets of hot mother daughter combos, I am talking mothers and daughters shopping together, and both look like something you’d get down with fucking. One was a set of Russian immigrants and the other was an anorexic, fake blonde, plastic surgery ravaged Jewish woman with her two daughters she was trying to train into following her slut lead by telling them their pants weren’t tight enough. The closest I’ve ever had to a mother daughter threesome is the time my wife sucked me off as I sniffed my stepdaughter’s panties discreetly. It counts to me.

Here’s Ana Obregon.

Posted in:Ana Obregon|Bikini