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2008

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I decided to try to get my stepdaughter and her friends in on a game of Truth or Dare. They agreed to play and after a few shots of Jack, I was convinced things would get nice and juicy. I had planned to get them to play tag in their panties, have their first lesbian experience and even shave their cooters all while I watched. Unfortunately, they all chose truth so I found out that one of them took it up the ass once but it hurt too much, that the other is still a virgin and that the last one masturbates 2 times a week thinking of Justin Timberlake, but I didn’t see any pussy because I suck at life.

Here are my links for the day.

Well, Tori Spelling Loves Sausage
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Jessica Cediel Montage, Because Sometimes, You Need a Montage
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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Got Some Good Cleavage
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George Clooney is Single Again and Sara Larson is a Single Slutty Cocktail Waitress from Vegas Again
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The Hottest Models With The Hottest Cars:
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Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Topless
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Lucy Walsh Looks Tasty
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Club Sluts You’ll Wanna Get Dirty With
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Make a Spray Can Booby Trap and Prevent People From Finding Your Porn Stash
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You Can’t Touch Them, But You Can Touch Yourself
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A Collection of Busty Myspace Chicks
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Find Girls to Fuck and Let me Live Vicariously Through You
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Now THATS How You Open a Bottle
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Bill Murray is a Wife Beater, and Adulterer and is Addicted to Weed and Booze
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Sara Jessica Parker Gallery …. Disgusting….
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More Gemma Atkinson Calendar Sneak Peeks
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The Best Porn on the Net, Hands Down
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Producers Want Britney for Grease, and They Aren’t Talking About Her Hair
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Mila Kunis Looking Cute
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Michael Lohan Finds Any Excuse to Talk to Kim Kardashian’s Ass
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Best Amateur Shots I’ve Seen In Awhile, and I look At This Shit All Day
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Some Funny Hidden Camera Shot Of Some Hot Chick in a Tight Skirt
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Emo Girls Making Out With Lots of Tongue
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Some Chick Showering in a Thong
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A whole Lot of Potential stepLINK Header Pics
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Some Sluts Self-Shot Pics
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Some Dude’s Lohan / Ronson Lesbian Montage….
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Some Rihanna Pictures at the Beach
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The Playboy SDSU Sunsplash Reggae Party
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Which of these Sluts Deserves the Hottest UK Club Slut Title
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Naomie Campbell Officially Charged with ASsulting a Police Office

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Amy Ried and Charley Chase = Super Hot Lesbian Duo
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Hot Bitch Bikini Fight
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Moth Pussy Anyone?
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Bride on Fire!!
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Scarlett Johansson on the Cover of Nylon
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Ready to BE Excited?? Shia LeBoufs Indiana Jones Panties are on Auction and I Know You Want Them
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Walmart Gang Needs Their Fucking Asses Kicked
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Monica Strips Down on Stage
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Find Sex, Because Your Life Depends on It
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Danni Wells Nude Throwback
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Roots of Breakdance (kind of)
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Random Hot Girls Being Drunk in Bars
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Virtual Hula Hoop in Her Underwear. Yes!
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Amateur Teen Slumber Party!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Vagina and her Tits
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Some Dude’s Black Chick Booty Fetish Pic…
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Some Hot Slut in a Whole Lot of Pics
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Hot young ones…Playing With Whipped Cream
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Whore in real life…and in Second Life…
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Some Girl in Lingerie
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A slut and her Baby
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Some dudes collection of whores and video of him smoking pot…
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Censored pro pics of an amateur chick…
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Some dudes slut collection and motivational posters…
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Some Girl and Her Huge TIts
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Some Hot Amateur and Her Boyfriend and A Mirror
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

29

May

Some Nude Maid Involved in Some Theft’s Naked Pics of the Day

Her name is Kenna DiMartini and she works as a nude maid because I guess her dreams of being a famous porn slut or stripper didn’t work out so well for her because it didn’t allow her to pursue her one true passion of thieving.

So some dude hires this bitch to clean his house naked, even though we all know that these nude maid services are just a front for an escort agency and that she probably didn’t do any cleaning at, except for maybe after dude came. But she did manage to clean out his wife’s jewelry, about 40,000 dollars worth teaching us all a very valuable life lesson, and that’s to fuck whores in hotel rooms or back alleys or in your car and don’t bring them back to your house, because they are whores and whores are fucked up in the head and do crazy shit. So if they aren’t robbing you, they could be shitting on your floor, or having a drug overdose on your watch, and generally you don’t want that shit hanging over your head.

She has some nude pictures on the net, and these are them, so if you want to see the kind of girl you can hire to clean your house and by clean your house I mean fuck you for money then steal your wife’s jewelry totally fucking up your strategy in never letting your wife know you fuck hookers, then here you go.

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Posted in:Nude Maid|Theft

2008

29

May

Sarah McLachlan’s in a Bikini of the Day

If you aren’t sitting at home jerking off to hot young chicks half naked on So You Think You Can Dance and you are surfing the internet looking for post-pregnancy bikini pics of the woman who brought you the song “In the Arms of an Angel”, a song you are very familiar with because it runs through your head every time you jerk off while crying to yourself because you are the only person who loves you and because you know all your dead relatives are up there laughing at you in your moment of shame.

Either way, Sarah McLachlan, along with Dan Akroyd and my wife, prove that Canadians don’t do much more than sit around and eat bacon all day and these bikini pictures look like she’s been spending a little too much time behind the piano and not enough time doing squats with the piano, unless you consider the night she got knocked up, which probably involved a decent amount of bouncing on dick, not that I am one to talk, the internet has made me unable to do much more than make fun of fat asses I’d still like to fuck because my heart can handle the stain of doing much else…

I guess the good news in all this is that her belly button means business as it looks like it is screaming for her to cover the fuck up because it is self conscious about how big it is, something you have never really related to, if you know what I mean, which you do. Little penis man. Yes, I am talking to myself again, I’m pretty much the only person who listens to me.

Posted in:Bikini|Sarah McLachlan

2008

29

May

Audrina From the Hills and Her Fake Tits of the Day

I was stuck sitting next to a couple that was making out hard at the bar last night. Every time the annoying dude would get his tongue down the bitches throat or his hand up her shirt her fatter friend would come in and break them up because I thought she didn’t like seeing her friend fall for this loser’s shitty game because she was fat and fat girls like attention but it turned out that she was jealous and wanted the loser for herself and they were pretty much fighting over him, that never happens to me, I don’t know how it ended because I couldn’t deal with that kind of Soap Opera drama when I just wanted to get drunk and break things.

That story has nothing to do with Audrina Patridge and her fake tits that her dad got her when she was 16, at least that’s what I was told, but like the fat chick no one should give this bitch the time of day, but for some reason there’s always some asshole lame enough to inflate her ego and that asshole is you because you find this shit hot, when all I see is last week’s kitchen garbage.

Posted in:Audrina|Fake Tits|The Hills

2008

29

May

Heidi Klum Pretends to Eat for McDonald’s of the Day

Everyone knows that despite what models say about how much they eat, they are full of shit and are just doing it because they want the rest of the world to think it’s ok to eat so that they get fat and make the models look even skinnier than they actually are in comparison.

Heidi Klum landed some kind of job promoting some McDonald’s chicken shit, and part of the campaign was to pretend that she was actually eating them because it looks better for McDonald’s. I guess hiring a model to pretend to eat is the best place to go since they have years of experience of trying to save face when they get invited to 4 course expensive dinners with clients and have to do their best to make everyone think they are actually eating and not sneaking to the bathroom to spit up the food they have hidden up in their cheeks and to rip a couple of lines, drink a couple of diet cokes to stay alert in conversation and a few sticks of gum to cover up the smell of their empty eating disorder stomach.

So despite this McDonald’s shit being false advertising, I still like Heidi Klum and would like to give her my own kind of wrap to eat in the form of my penis wrapped in gauze because of all the open sores.

Posted in:Eating|Fake|Heidi Klum

2008

29

May

Heidi Montag in her Staged Bikini Pics Drinking Champagne with Her Boyfriend of the Day

Heidi Montag lives a fake life, stars on a fake reality TV show, has fake tits and fake lips, it seems like the only thing real about her is that she is real ugly, I guess she’s also real useless and a real waste of space and if I think that is irony, but then again I never know how to properly identify irony and I blame Alanis Morissette for that. Here she is in some staged pictures with her fake boyfriend where she rocks a bikini, shows off her pretty fit lookin body and pokes out her ass to lure in her male fans like a baboon in heat. I can only assume they are drinking champagne to celebrate how much of a cunt she is, but it’s probably more to do with showing the world just how classy this piece of trash can get because America are suckers and have given her a purpose in life, when she’d be better off taking her insecure horse head to the local strip club where she belongs.

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag

2008

29

May

Mariah Carey Throwing the First Pitch in Japan of the Day

So it turns out that Mariah Carey throws like a fag, but I guess that’s okay considering she’s one of those singing Diva bitches who is ridiculously high maintenance and as superficial, pretentious and obnoxious as a drag queen pretending to be a diva by overcompensating because it has a penis, so it’s kind of expected. What isn’t expected is that she didn’t make outrageous demands like to be carried onto the field by 15 men dressed like sailors where she is handed a diamond encrusted ball on a velvet pillow and solid pink gold baseball mitt before making her pitch in an evening gown. The only thing representative of her Diva high maintenance cunt ways are the heels, I guess marrying that dude’s really made her down to earth. and by down to earth I mean not throwing a tantrum because she got some dirt on her toes, which is a big step for this bitch as she lets down her black ancestors for not being athletic like the rest of them.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|Pitching

2008

29

May

Lydia Hearst’s Personal Sex in the City After Party Pics of the Day

I like to hate on Sex in the City as much as I can because I think it does bad thing to women as a species, but what I didn’t mention was the good things that it does to a woman as an individual and that is that it makes her horny and someone who puts out because the show programs them to think shit’s empowering. I remember being sucked into a Sex in the City party at some chick’s house about 10 years ago. I remember drinking beer while the host of the party made her fancy cocktails for her and her friends. By the end of the marathon, we were the only 2 people left at the party because there was still booze and I don’t leave a party until the last drop is consumed. Either way, the first chance bitch had, she jumped me like I was some successful, well dressed motherfucker, when in reality, I was just the only cock in the room. I ended up having unprotected sex with her where she asked me to finish on her face, and that is the shit that only comes when a girl watches sluts in Sex in the City and not sluts in porn. So if you’re a dude wanting to get laid, you gotta throw some Sex in the City parties, the only downside to that is that all the girls you invite will think you’re gay, but if you play it right, that non-threatening stance is key to having unprotected sex where she asks you to cum in her face.

Here are some pictures I stole from Facebook of Lydia Hearst at the Sex in the City Premiere afterparty and she may not fully be slutting out, but she definitely is giving us a whole lot of tongue and I hear that tongue is the gateway to unprotected sex that ends with you cumming on the sluts face.

Posted in:After Party|Lydia Hearst|Sex in the City|Slut

2008

29

May

Topanga Hit’s Up a Bar of the Day

I was trolling through facebook when I got in this morning, because I had to pretend that I was up all night working so my wife wouldn’t find out that I was out doing drugs and trying to do 18 year olds. I came across some dude’s pictures of a girl who looked a lot like Topanga from Boy Meets World only fatter and more troll-like and I decided to reach out to find out what the deal was. It turned out that it was the real Topanga and this is what he wrote:

Me and a few of my buddies went to McFaddens in Worcester MA one night and it happened to be Topanga’s guest bartender night. One of my buddies used to work at the bar when he went to school and knew a bunch of the bouncers and bartenders. We got to be at the front of the bar where she was hanging out and she gave us a bunch of shots to take with her. She wanted to dance and started grinding me and the girl i was with, I did my best for being a white guy with no rhythm and the three of us grinded for a solid hour… the type of moves that would make Cory Mathews jealous as a mother
fucker. Even the DJ at the bar tried to get with her.

At the end of the night me and my buddies tried to get her to go to the party we were going to but she had to go back to Boston or some shit to catch an early flight back to LA.

I guess it’s good to know that despite being a child star for some successful ABC family show, she still manages to get work, sure it’s hosting lame parties where she bar tends in small New England cities, but I guess it’s a lot better than having a successful acting career where she is the most desirable thing in Hollywood that gets so many jobs that she doesn’t know what to do with herself, because I’m sure deep down inside she wants none of that. She’d much rather be a nobody, she just goes to all those auditions she gets rejected from for jokes, her true passion lies in partying with commoners.

Posted in:Bar Tending|Tits|Topanga

2008

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess I am getting old, I just woke up from a 5 hour nap with one sock on and my balls exposed. I have no idea what happed, I was on the computer working on a post, drank a beer my wife brought me and woke up 5 hours later without even realizing I passed out.

I sleep enough every night and it’s not like I really over extend myself except but even after 2 huge coffees I passed the fuck out. I like to believe that the only explanation is that it is probably terminal disease that hasn’t manifested itself yet . You’ll all miss me. But before I go, Here are my links to click, take advantage of them when you still can.

I guess it could have been my wife date raping me for not banging her last night and needing some cock, but that makes me feel uneasy and I’d rather just think it’s cancer, because prison rape is the only kind of acceptable rape

Either way, here are my links.

Some Oiled Up Fitness Slut Shows Off Her Toned Body, Tight Ass and Big Titties in This Workout Video for You Fat Pigs….
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Posh Spice Making Sex Faces
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Batman’s Fetish for “Boy Wonders” is Called into Question
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Lil’ Kim’s Transformation into Michael Jackson is Almost Complete
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Cheryl Tweedy is in Purple Spandex Showing Off her Tits and I Love It
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The Hogans are Still Assholes
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Battlestar Galacta’s Sexy Grace Park Gallery
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The Top 10 Pro Athlete Daughters
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Tyra Banks Shows Off her Huge Hips on Some Magazine Cover
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Here’s a Funny Story on Vulgar Chicks You Want to Fuck Despite Them Thinking Farting is Cool….
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More Lisa Angeline Slut Video
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Find the clitoris!! It’s Not Just a Myth!!
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Sharon Stone’s Cellulite Ass
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Watch People Have Sex and Tell The Dude How Hard To Stuff the Whore
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Cigarette Box Transformers Video (seriously, this is awesome)
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These Teenaged Sluts Stole From Girl Scouts But Not Their Girl Scout Virginity – Scout’s Honor.
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Carmen Electra Gallery
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Anahi Gonzales is a Hot Slut
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Kate Hudson Short Dress/Stupid Boots
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Gary Dourdan From CSI Isn’t Going to Jail, Because Famous People Get to do Whatever the Fuck They Want
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Elisha Cuthbert Looking Good While Grabbing Something to Eat
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Amy Winehouses Complextion is Really Clearing Up and by Clearing Up, I Mean Looks Disgusting
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Amateur Striptease of the Day
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Slut and the City Hang Out at the NY Premier
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Hailey Star Hot French Maid
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Find Girls to Fuck, I Hear It’s What the Kids Are Doing These Days
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Another Homemade Stripper Pole Mishap
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Some Girl Breaks Her Arm Because She’s Doing a Gay Fuckin’ Dance
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Stick Shifter Fuck
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Some Latin Chick Shows Off Her Massive Tits
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Family Needs Education in Learning English
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Dunkin’ Donuts Apologizes for Being Racist Pigs Who Made America Fat
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Ordinary Girls Get Crazy at the Male Strip Club
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Some Chick Flashes her Neighbor
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Some Really Hot Beach Candids
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Sex With a Bellerina Makes for a Good Time
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Some Unwanted Public Facials
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Petre Nemcova Throwback that Almost Made My Dick Move
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Big Titted Lesbian Make Out
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Find Sex With This and Thank Me Later – It Works…
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Bath Time Stripdown
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Sophie Anderton Topless Throwback
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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And Now, the Worst Idea Ever…
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Sharon Stone’s Films Banned in China After She Run Her Fucking Mouth About The Earth
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The Top 10 Cutest Sex Toys Out There
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Doing the Hula Hoop Out on a Wii Fit
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Some Chick Named Lana Gets Naked on the Beach
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Some Dude Named Vince P’s Song Remixed by Diplo
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There’s Something Hot About a Mom and 14 Year Lohan Lookin at Pics of a Blowjob Together
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Here’s a Sex and the City review with spoilers… because I like to ruin people’s days…
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Chuck Norris Must Be as Hurtin for Money as I Am
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Facebook Gangster (It’s an Oxymoron I Know)
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Keeley Hazell Pink Lingerie
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George Clooney Dumps His Gold Digging Girlfriend Sarah Larson
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PORN REVIEWS:

Lesbian Porn Sites
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Hairy Chick Porn Sites
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Drunk Chick Porn Sites
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Creampie Porn Sites
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Handjob Porn Sites
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IN THE NEWS

Some Foot Fetishist Gets Busted
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University of North Florida’s, in Jacksonville-FL, ad campain on campus for new license plates, spells out racial slur.
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Some Swedish Woman Claims to Be Married to the Berlin Wall
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Plastic Fetish Man Gets Charged
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CONTEST

I saw this bitch Julianne Hough on Oprah Today and I Found Her Hot, Then This Contest Where She Sings or you and your friends came to my inbox and felt it was fate telling me that one of you will win – so sign up.
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Some Chubby Chick and Her Tit
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Showing Off Her Ass
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BONUS – CLUB WHORES GET DRUNK AND FUCK YOU IF YOU GIVE THEM GREY GOOSE AND CHAMPAGNE

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan