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2008

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was out tonight and the problem with being a drunk and an asshole is that I never know who I offended the last time I was out drunk. That’s why I always try to go out to different bars, but there are only so many places that let people like me in, so I always end up in the same spot. Anyway, I was out and had to take a piss and this asian dude walks up to me and gives me a dirty look. I knew that I knew him from somewhere but couldn’t place it. I get back out to the bar and he comes up to me with 3 shots – I take one because I don’t like turning down booze ever and dude rips it out of my hand and says that I took the wrong one. I immediately realized that I probably made an asian racist joke a previous time to someone he knows or to him and now dude is trying to kill me. I took the shot anyway, but I may die tonight and if I do – at least you get these links to click as my legacy….

Paris Hilton in Lame Shorts With Her Boyfriend
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Get Girls on Webcam and Feel Like a Star
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Hot Party Sluts in Lingerie
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GLORY HOLES AND ONE PUMP HUMPS
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Sluts With Tattoos
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Mandy Moore Photoshoot For Her Gay Mother
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The Many Faces of Tracey Ullman
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Nickey Hilton is Skinny as Fuck
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This is the Hollywood Diet
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Kate Moss has Female Stalkers
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Nicky Hilton Denies Being an Anorexic
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Kate Bosworth Shows Off Her Back in a Sheer Top
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is The Spitzer Whore Worth Her Price
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Some Ugly Jewish Girl Trying to Be Sexy Dancing Video
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Steve-O Tried to Kill Himself
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Get Yourself a Celebrity to Fuck
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Cherokee D’Ass Showing Off Her Ass in Video
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Some Up and Coming Bollywood Star Naked
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Some Spring Break Girls Showing Tits
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Emma Watson Flashes Her Panties
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Petra Nemcova Lingerie Pics
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Some Chick From Tennessee Showing Some Tit
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Some Brazilian Soccer Playing Chick Posing Naked and Hot
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Some Girls WIth Body Painted Soccer Jersey’s On
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A Fake American Apparel Ad With Insertion
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Some Behind the Scene Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Video
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Dominique Swain Nipple Slip
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Slutty Dolphin Getting Busy
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Hot Chick With 4 Tits
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The Top Ten Topless Sci Fi Scenes for the Virgins Out There
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Some Chick Stripping and Putting Whipped Cream on her Cooter
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Topless Table Tennis
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A Tampon Ad With Some Beaver
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Jennifer Ellison Topless in Nuts Magazine
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Kat Von D’s Ex Speaks Out on Her
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From Photobucket:

Some Nasty Orange Pubic Haired Vagina d
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Some Fat Chick Shows Her Pussy
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From the Forum:

Cat Power – Live
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Lenny Kravitz – LENNY
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Ryan Adams – Heartbreaker
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Gala feels Herself
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Paylene Richards
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A Prayer for the Sressed
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Windows Vista for Dummies
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Windows XP hacks and Mods
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Smokey Says 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

13

Mar

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Lesbianism of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson kissing a topless chick. I wonder what her religious molesting father thinks of this shit.

I know I am sucking today. Someone offered me a free trip to Cancun for Spring Break leaving tomorrow night and I have been doing everything I can to make it happen.

Unfortunately everything was smooth sailing this morning but the travel agent the dude’s booking through cancelled it on us because the resort is over-booked or some bullshit. All my romanticized dreams of a vacation to the motherland where girls flash me while throwing their herpes at me are slowly being flushed down the toilet….I should have expected everything to go wrong for me because nothing ever works out and I suck at life…I’ve been fighting with them on the phone for the last 3 hours but the good news is that at least I am not Pete Wentz.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Bikini|Tits

2008

13

Mar

Lohan and Her Lesbian Cock of the Day

I wonder who the fuck raped or molested Samantha Ronson when she was younger to make her end up like this creepy drug addicted lookin’ lesbian in a hat. I guess there is a chance that she wasn’t molested or raped and it is just a genetic issue. I’m thinking that maybe there wasn’t enough female DNA to go around in her mother’s broken womb, because it all went into Mark Ronson’s singing, and Samantha Ronson got stuck with the short end of the stick, literally, because bitch was born without the penis she wished she had….

Either way, she’s hanging with my internet mother Lohan, because she looks old enough to be my mother, which wouldn’t stop me from getting her herpes all over my face and my seed all over her uterus in hopes of having a genetic freak like Ronson of our own.

I am not sure why Samantha Ronson is creepin’ on Lohan, but I know she’s up to no good. She looks like the dude from the Frosty the Snowman cartoon who was trying to steal Frosty’s hat and ultimately killed him…and I feel like Ronson is up on that which means that they are either fucking, or doing drugs together, when they really should be shoppin’ for clothes together because Samantha Ronson’s needs a new look, but is more into drinkin’ beer, huffin lines, watchin’ football and fuckin’ bitches with her clown sneakers on….what she doesn’t realize is that just because she fucks bitches and is a bitch doesn’t mean she has the right to dress like a dude, if you have a vagina, you should be a lady who dresses like a lady even if you fuck ladies.

Either way, I messaged Ronson on Facebook for an official statement about these pictures, she ignored me. Maybe she was jerking off to porn and changing the oil on her car after building a shed in her backyard, like the dude that she is, or maybe she was out trying to ruin Lohan more than she already has by riding Lohan’s fame until Lohan self-destructs as Ronson shovels cocaine up both their noses….

I’ve spent too much time writing this post and it sucks. I need a nap.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Nipples|Samantha Ronson

2008

13

Mar

Sienna Miller’s Ass Crack in a Bikini of the Day

I didn’t feel like posting today, I don’t know why. Maybe because I was tired and sick or maybe it is because writing about the same useless people day after day leads any normal person into a depression, but I realized that I have nothing better to do and that I was depressed before starting this site, so here are some pictures of Sienna Miller in a bikini.

She’s the kind of celebrity I like, I don’t know why because her body isn’t really all that, sure she’s skinny, but her ass lacks personality and her tits are just standard at least she’s not fat and there’s something about that way she carries herself that makes me just want to fuck the shit out of her. That’s really not saying much because I was just at the bank applying for a credit card and this old lady in the senior citizen line tripped and fell and I totally saw up her old lady skirt and saw her old lady support underwear and my first reaction was to bone her while she was down….unfortunately, one of the bank employees decided to be a fuckin’ hero and helped her up, ruining the fun for the rest of us and by rest of us I mean me.

The good news is that I didn’t get the credit card because I have really bad credit, but at least I spent the last 3 hours there to find that out, I couldn’t have used the time for anything better. No seriously, it gave me something to do and here’s Sienna Miller’s Ass.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sienna Miller|Tits

2008

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My computer hasn’t been working and either have I – so I went out and got drunk last night. The hightlight of my night was going to a tanning salon in hopes of seeing some sluts out of their element like I often do, but instead got a free 20 minute session because I chatted up the girl. I was drunk and feel a little gayer than I did yesterday morning. I can only assume the logical next step for me is to join a gym, get a six back and suck cock in the sauna. Thank god I am too lazy for that….so here are some golden brown links…to start the day…There may be more a little later one….We’ll see if I’m not too busy taking dance classes….

America’s Next Top Model Does Slutty Raw Meat Photoshoot
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Spitzer Girls Revealed
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Some Polish Chick Named Doda Eating Ice Cream in Her Panties Like a Slut
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Her Name is Haylynn Cohen and This is Her Frontal Wedgie
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Kate Beckinsale Sluts it up for Mean Magazine Video Shoot
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Some Amateur Tits in Video
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Britney Spears in Her Slutty new Cartoon Music Video
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Party Slut Rockin’ Her Thong
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Here are Some Girls Showing Off Their Underwear
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Some Tori Spelling Shitty Cleavage Pics
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Donald Trump’s Hot Wife is a Pedophile
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How To Properly Booty Dance
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Christina Aguilera is on the Breast Feeding Diet
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A Couple that will Give You Hope
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Robbie Williams Does a Mangina
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Top 10 Biggest Sluts In Hollywood
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The 10 Most Annoying Cartoon Characters Ever
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Lauren Conrad has Her Own Obnoxious Clothing Line
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Fuck With These Whores….They Will Get Naked For You
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl and Her Friends Have Vaginas They Want You To See….
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

12

Mar

Saving Abel’s Uncensored Music Video For Addicted of the Day

I don’t like this song at all but I do like the video. It’s got a couple of girls showing off their hot panty asses and bare tits while playing with each other on a bed as the asshole lead singer of the band tries to video tape them like it’s some kind of sex tape….which just makes me mad because the last girl who wanted me to videotape her was my wife on a camping trip so that she would always have the memories of the weekend she ate all our food in the first 24 hours of being in the woods, leading to us having to hunt and gather from the land to survive.

That’s not the point, the point is that I just like my music videos to be more like a porno movie, because I want all things in my life to be more like a porno movie including my life, but that’s just because the girls in porno are so classy and I’m tired of this poverty ghetto life I’m livin’

Watch the Uncensored Video if You Like Bad Rock and Tits
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Posted in:Playboy|Saving Abel|Uncensored

2008

12

Mar

Selma Blair Bikini Action of the Day

I am all for girls with small tits, so here are some pictures of Selma Blair in her bikini playing with her non existent tits.

She reminds me of the 45 year old whore last night who was built like a 12 year old boy and who for some reason had all the guys makin’ it rain on that ho. A guy I was with wanted to see why she was so popular because she looked like a budget stripper that would affordable to poor people during the recession but figured that she had some secret moves….He left me alone for about 5 minutes before coming back with a disgusted look on his face.

I asked what happened and he told me she stuck her ass in his face and it smelled like shit. I decided to take it up with the management because I am self-serving and wanted to get a free drink out of my friend’s traumatic experience, but the manager just told me that was her trick, she wouldn’t wash her junk because that’s what her clients want. So this 45 year old mother, who probably gets fucked a lot both for money and for the feeling of being wanted, doesn’t wash her fucking vagina and that is how she makes all her money….and I got jealous because it seems like a pretty easy gig.

I guess the real question is what Selma Blair’s ass smells like…because I know that’s what you’re into….

Posted in:Bikini|Selma Blair|Tits

2008

12

Mar

Kathleen Robertson’s Pregnancy Tits in a One Piece of the Day

Her name is Kathleen Robertson and she’s 35, knocked up and has fat tits in her one-piece bathing suit. The good news for her is that she will have a little fucker who will always love her unconditionally, or until the repressed memories of her touching it inappropriately surface, because it will come in handy when her husband leaves her for never bouncing back from her pregnancy weight.

Speaking of bouncing, this stripper who we negotiated with to get her to insert 4 fingers in her vag and a thumb in her bum was at the stripclub last night. The reason we did it was because she was fat and just as hungry for money as she was for donuts and we knew we could get her to push her limits a little. She was even fatter this time around, I guess it was the winter weight, or maybe it’s from spending the whole night on a chair sprawled out like she was on my couch eating a bag of fuckin’ chips….nothing says please touch my tits for ten dollars like a drooling fat slob with a plate of fries in front of her.

Posted in:Kathleen Robertson|Nipples|One Piece Bathing Suit|Tits

2008

12

Mar

Lil Wayne’s New Video – Lollipop of the Day

Here is the new Lil Wayne music video rough edit for some song called Lollipop. The reason I am posting it is because every college girl and all her fucking slutty friends get wet for this fucker’s music and it’s pretty sleazy shit that I am surprised gets on TV when I can’t even get an ad deal on my fucking website because I post nipples….

Either way, I figure you should learn the words so that when you see them young sluts in the club, you can sing along and they’ll think you’re a fuckin’ hero for being so on top of shit and will treat you to a date with their vagina….Tell them you’re a DJ because sluts seem to like DJs….

Speaking of DJs, DJ AM is known to hate me in real life because of the shit I say about him on the internet. He has pretty much told me to fuck off to my face and that didn’t hurt my feelings, because I probably wouldn’t invite someone who makes fun of me all the time back to my hotel room to fuck my hot model girlfriends while I watch like the pervert I am because I am gayer than bicycle shorts and use my model girlfriend as bait to get to see your cock…..so I decided to buy him on Facebook for 100,000 dollars. Take that hater…that’ll teach you…don’t make me do it again…

So if you hate me out there, watch out, because I may just do the same to you….

Posted in:Lil Wayne|Lollipop|Rough

2008

12

Mar

Patsy Kensit in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Her name is Patsy Kensit and she is a nobody who married the dude in Oasis when he was at the height of her career which pretty much means she’s still a nobody, because Oasis died a long time ago, but since she’s out and the paparazzi care enough to take pictures of her tits. I guess whenever I go out, which is almost never, and a girl shows me her tits I always try to get pictures of it. Unfortunately for me, it turns out that strip clubs don’t like cameras very much and beat you up for trying to capture the moment to share with your loved ones when they ask for what you’ve been up to…..

Either way, I guess she’s never given up and that’s something I like to tell strippers to keep their morale up, but usually only at the end of my lap dances when I’ve run out of money….but that’s just because I want them to keep on going….but they usually take it as some kind of inspirational words of wisdom that helps them live with themselves for being whores….whores who have now had their tits seen by less people that this Patsy Kensit character. I guess she’s like the Den Mother now…

I don’t know what I am talking about.

Posted in:Nipples|Patsy Kensit|See Through|Shirt