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2008

29

Jan

Britney Spears isn’t Crazy She’s Just Embarrassed of Her White Trash Dad of the Day

If you watch this video of Britney’s chaos last night that had to do with some kind of manic episode that her manager is blaming on her paparazzi boyfriend, you’ll see her redneck child-molesting lookin’ father telling the paparazzi to fuck off and that was the highlight of the video.

Reality is, who gives a fuck about Britney’s mental health issues and demise, or her sleazy immigrant boyfriend’s rise to the top, or her sister’s teenage pregnancy when you’ve got this toothless fuck who talks out of the side of his mouth like a small town tractor mechanic buying bullets at the local Wal Mart because he’s got rats in his shanty he calls home, to laugh at.

It is one of those things that proves that America is the land of dreams and anyone can become rich and famous no matter what sewage pipe their family crawled out of…All kidding aside, I am sure his daughter’s drama is putting strain on his family and has forced him to miss some KKK meetings back home, which is too bad because I heard his local chapter got themselves a gay black jewish dude last week and that’s like a trophy for they are so rare to come by.

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2008

29

Jan

Tara Reid Celebrating Chinese New Years of the Day

Tara Reid doesn’t really need a reason to party, bitch will get wasted just to celebrate waking up in the morning, but for some reason she’s out celebrating Chinese New Year this past weekend with her little gay friend like she was Chinese. There’s something really arousing about seeing a girl in a stained dress leaving a party wasted that makes the animal in me want to follow her back home like I was invited to watch her sleep. Unfortunately never sleeps, she just keeps on going like some lifelong rave Energizer Bunny hopped up on substances so I guess I can only dream of making some more stains that count on her dress, none of this too drunk to hold my drink so I spill on myself bullshit, I’m talking about semen and vomit….two things that go hand it hand when it comes to me.

Here are Some Bonus Pics from the Event of some Hot Body Painted Chick and Some Sarah Jessica Parker Bitch Named Hofit Golan With Her Retarded Big Tits


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Tara Reid Upskirt Moment
Tara Reid is a Drunken Mess
Some Tara Reid See Through Nipple
Tara Reid is a Washed Up Drunken Party Girl

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2008

29

Jan

Diora Baird Amateur Lookin’ Pictures of the Day

Her name is Diora Baird and she’s some kind Guess? Model who did Playboy. These are supposed to be some kind of amateur self-shot pictures she took but they look like they are from the 70s and bitch was only born in ’83, so I don’t really get it. But I am not the smartest dude out there. I do know that she’s got bush going on and everyone knows that from the time she was 18, bush didn’t exist and the brazilian had already killed pubic hair around the globe. Murderer.

Either way, she’s topless, and despite lookin’ like she’s on the set of Roseanne, or part of some trailer park film festival, her tits are big and worth lookin’ at.


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Diora Baird at the Tenacious D Premiere

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2008

29

Jan

Rachel Hunter Braless at the Beach of the Day

So these pictures were called Rachel Hunter braless at the beach and I figured I’d post them even though I can’t tell whether bitch is in a bra or not and don’t really see why it matters if she is in a bra or not. Caring about whether a washed up model has a bra on or not is pretty fucking desperate but the good news for Rachel Hunter is that her tits are perkier than Britney. Then again my limp penis is perkier than Britney’s tits and if Britney’s tits were shit, they’d be diarrhea.

Either way, good job Rachel Hunter for finding herself some kind of boy toy who probably used to jerk off to her swinsuit modeling pics in the 80 before he became rich enough to seduce her. I can’t really tell how old he is, but I can tell that he’s definitely not taking Rachel and her big-ness to the gym with him. This is probably not the best way to end a post, but I am still sick and still have a fever so I really don’t care about trying to think up a closer. Asshole.


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2008

29

Jan

Jennifer Garner Getting Her Ass Smelled By A Dog of the Day

These are some pictures that hit last week and I wanted to post them but never really got to them because I am lazy even though they are funny. I was going to go off about how period’s aren’t natural again, because it seemed to be a hit with the feminist lesibians, but I decided to tell you a little story about this retarded dude I once knew and his dog who loved periods more than the average guy, even though the average guy secretly fucking loves periods because it means we didn’t knock our bitch up this month and it’s a time for celebration, a celebration that only lasts about a minute until we realize that our bitches are going to be pains in the ass, not put out and expect us to be sensitive to their needs for the next 5 days.

That said, this retarded dude I knew had this dog and he would take his dog on walks and this dog would sniff more pussy than a lesbian pornstar and every single time the dog would work it’s way into a stranger’s cunt, the retard would point and laugh and scream “you’re on your period” then laugh hysterically. The girls he would usually embarrass doing this too would usually just blush and walk away as fast as she could to get away from the creepy retard, but one time he did it to a teenager who was with her father and apparently father’s don’t like retards talking about their teenage daughter’s periods and the retard got institutionalized and his period-sniffing dog was sent into the police force as is doing really well sniffing out drugs at the airport. I lied about the last part. It happens.


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Jennifer Garner Orgasm Face Action
Jennifer Garner and Some Paddle Surfing Gayness

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2008

29

Jan

Maria Menounos Gas Pumping Porn of the Day

The thing I like about Maria Menounos isn’t the fact that she is greek and takes it up the ass because I hear that that is a rumor and that greek girls don’t actually take it up the ass with any less convincing than non-greek girls. It’s just an urban myth that is fun to throw in “bro’s” faces at clubs when they are “poppin” bottles surrounded by hot chicks while hugging each other and you’re alone in the corner with your friend from elementary school who has always been there for you, sipping on your draft beer.

The other thing I like about Maria Menounos is that she’s driving an Audi A6 that is obviously a nicer car than I have, but the kid down the street’s skateboard is a nicer car than I have. But I do know that the Audi is just one step up from a Volkswagen and that’s not very ballin’ for someone on TV and that leads me to think that she’s pretty much the poor girl amongst her rich coworkers and is possibly the kind of girl who doesn’t need to get with other celebrities, but is satisfied with Doctors, Lawyers and rich business men and that may not lead us to her vagina, but I’m happily married so fuck that noise.

I think the real reason I am posting these pictures is not because of her hot ass in her business casual pants or her tits busting out of her bra under her tight white shirt or the fact that I can zoom into her credit card info so that I can go on an internet shopping spree on her tab, but it is the fact that she’s pumping her own gas like she doesn’t mind getting down and dirty and that is my new porn.

I spent all day saturday at the local self-serve watching all kinds of bitches struggle with their gas and washing their windshields and having the hardest time figuring out how to pay on the machine, while I sat there drinking my coffee and smoking cigars. I am pretty sure that’s the reason why I am sick, but it was worth it because now I have something to imagine myself jerking off to, since I am non-threatening and can’t get hard and it was free in a world where nothing comes free.


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Maria Menounos’ Tits for the Superbowl Last Year
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2008

29

Jan

Uma Thurman Makin’ Out in a Bikini of the Day


These are supposed to be pictures of Uma Thurman in a bikini from about a week ago. I really don’t know where she is but I do know what she’s doing and that is making out with a dude like she’s some kind of town whore. This is the first step in getting pregnant, but by the looks of this dude’s gay face, I think it may be the first step in getting AIDS. I am just bitter because I am still sick as fuck and the words on my screen are floating around like Uma’s big ol’ titties float in the ocean or her tongue in dude’s mouth….but that doesn’t make me question why she’s rockin’ that wrist brace, I can only assume it’s for hand jobs because her man doesn’t mind kissing but he sure as hell doesn’t like Vagina, he just like the glamor that comes with dating Uma like trying on all her gowns and attending red carpet events like he’s important and making out with her on the beach is just a small price to pay for all that.

Either way, here she is in a bikini and making out in a wrist brace because she has hot tits.


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2008

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that I have been sick the last 3 weeks and everyone I come across is dropping like flies with this virus and calling me to bitch me out for getting them sick. They all call me the outbreak monkey and I tell them that they shouldn’t let the outbreak monkey spit in their mouths for fun and the reality is but today was the first day I was actually bed ridden and spent 20 of the last 24 hours asleep because I was unable to look at a computer, but being the committed guy that I am, I decided to throw up the links, like I’ve been throwing up blood because fever or virus or not, I have a responsibility.

Here are my links:

Lohan and Her 14 Year old Sister Look 40
GO

Lohan and Her Lesbian Lover Break Up
GO

The things this guy has Learned From the Woman Who have Dumped Him
GO

Who Would You Rather Do at the Screen Actors Guild Awards
GO

Super Bowl Coke Binge (LT not included)
GO

Louise Glover is the Club Slut Posing of the Day
GO

Here’s a Gallery of Girl’s in G-Strings
GO

Angelina Jolie is Probably Pregnant Again
GO

All the Screen Actor’s Guild Picturs
GO

Her Name is Ingrid Chauvin and She’s Got Hard Fucking Nipples
GO

Paris Hilton Goes to a Lesbian Bar because No Dude Will Fuck Her
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Steve Martin Doing Michael Jackson Video
GO

Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits at Prive with her Black Cock
GO

Some Dentist With Huge Cleavage Prank
GO

Britney Spears Rockin’ Out at a Porn Store
GO

Some Jessica Alba is a Slut Pregnancy Gossip
GO

Jaslene From America’s Next Top Model is a Skinny Wreck Showing Off Her Ass Cleavage
GO

Natalie Denning in a Bikini Pictures
GO

LeAnn Rimes and Her Fake Bikini Magazine Cover for Fitness Mag
GO

Some Old Vida Guerra in a Bikini Pictures
GO

Some Drunken Segway Driver Going Segway Nuts
GO

Catherine Bach is the Original Daisy Dukes and Here She Is Topless
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Check Out How Hairy This Girl’s Back Is
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Some Ice Skater Falls Hard Video
GO

Some Cam Girl Masturbating Video
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Hayden Panettiere Wants To Save the Whales
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More Britney Spears See Through Pics
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Pam Anderson’s Lettuce Bikini for PETA
GO

Some Screen Actors Guild Pictures
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The Rest of the Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot Pictures
GO

Some Spiderman Asshole Sucking
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2 Girls Beat Some Girl Senseless – Video
GO

Some Chick Named Denise Milani’s Tits are the Monday Morning Pick Me Up
GO

watch BMXers eat shit because they are monkeys riding kids’ bikes
GO

Some Heidi Klum in Very Little Clothes Posing
GO

Lisa Rinna Has Some Hot Tits
GO

Some Room Filled With Asian Sluts Getting Busy Video
GO

Chicago Police Beat Up a Dude in a Wheelchair Video
GO

Her Name is Tory Lane and This is Her Gallery
GO

FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Young Goth Chick Showing Off Her Tits….
GO

Some Weird Animated Gifs
GO

Some Photobucket Lesbianism
GO

FROM THE FORUM:

Best of Siouxsie and the Banshees
GO

Ratatat – self-titled
GO

Mos Def – Mos Definite
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Mos Def & Talib Kweli are Black Star
GO

Mos Def – Black on Both Sides
GO

DJ Tiesto – Magik 7 [Live In Los Angeles]
GO

Find The Best Dirty Sites
GO

If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
GO

Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
GO

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2008

28

Jan

Amanda Bynes Lookin’ Hot by Comparison of the Day

Someone was telling me that there are girls who only hang out with girls who are uglier than they are, so that they look like the prettiest and most desirable by comparison and there are girls who only hang with girls who are equally hot if not hotter than they are because they want to be part of the most desirable group of girls everywhere they go.

I think we can all determine what kind of girl Amanda Bynes is, sure she may just be being nice at the Screen Actor’s guild with her co-star from Hairspray who is the size of numerous co-stars at least in the volume of food she eats, but the reality is that that Amanda Bynes has never looked so pretty and I am pretty sure it’s got something to do with what she’s up against in these pictures.


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Amanda Bynes Legs
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2008

28

Jan

Leelee Sobieski in a See Through Dress of the Day

I had a sexual predator moment this weekend and it made me laugh. I ran into a public bathroom having to piss like a motherfucker and there was some 12 year old kid at the only urinal. I was freaking out because I had to piss so badly that I started undoing my belt so that I could jump right in as soon as this fucker finished. Anyway, I guess the kid heard me undoing my pants and shit made him nervous and he ended up running out of the bathroom like I was going to rape him. I learned that if you ever want to get anything in life, all you gotta do is trick people into thinking you are going to rape them and they usually comply.

Here are some pictures of Leelee Sobieski in some see through dress that I can’t imagine being new because of the Burberry shit she’s rocking, but the dude who emailed them to me claims they are from last week and I figured when the dress is see through, the dress is worth putting up on the site, even when the bitch is a nobody who nobody really cares about.

Bonus Leelee Sobieski Upskirt Pictures from Last Week I Didn’t Bother Posting


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