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2008

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day


I am just making Heath Ledger jokes like This Conservative Radio Host
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More on the Same Dude…
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I’m funny like that and here are my links.

Jordan’s Fake Tan Is Hot
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Get Off To Some Half Naked Fitness Models You Fat Fuck
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Daisy Fuentes Bikini Lingerie Shoot From Before She Was Fat
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Party Girl Christy West Posing Half Naked For the Club
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Some Drunk Molester on the Beach Grabbing Girl’s Asses
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Shay Laren Playin wii Completely Naked
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Miley Cyrus as a Punk You’d Get Arrested for Fucking
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Cameron Diaz and Eva Mendes Had a Burp and Fart Contest
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Some Lil Kim Panty Upskirt
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Some Vintage Porn to Remind You Of The Good Ol’ Days of Bush
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Some Jessica Alba Breast Feeding Gossip to Jerk Off To
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nina Moric’s Calendar Pics
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The Rumor is that Katie Holmes’ Baby Isn’t Actually Tom Cruise’s but that Homo From American Pies
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Crazed Wife Smashes In and Out of Her Husbands Car Cuz She’s Crazy
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A Pregnant Halle Berry is Ready to Drop
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Tits in this Ass Have No Nipples….But Still Need to be Sucked
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Paris Hilton Interview on Some Philly Morning Show Talkin About How Great She Is
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Don Vitos Does a Pussy Slide
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Some Banned Boondocks For Using The Word Niggaz
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Some Asshole Eats Some Concrete Video That is Graphic….
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Asian Girls at the Squirting Championship Weirdness
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Lucy Lui’s Got a Hard Asian Nipple
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Lohan’s Drug Dealer is Going to Sell Their Story
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The Rumor is That MK Olsen Was Heath Ledger’s Girlfriend
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The UK Cops Take on a Drunk Thug Who Fights BackVideo….
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Some Korean Model Hyori Lee On Webcam Gayness
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Shitty Viral Video of the Day
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Here’s a Pretty Hot See Through Dress From Paris Fashion Week
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Tori Spelling is Pregnant Again and Her Canadian is Set For Life…
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Tony Romo Fired Her From Being His Pussy
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Some Maria Sharapova Playing Tennis Cuz Chicks in Sports are Hot
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Young Chick Rockin’ Out on Some Piano and is All Good and Shit Video….
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Heath Ledger did Drugs With Naomi Campbell
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Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria in a Lesbian Fantasy Picture
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Girls Retarded Big Tits Exposed
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Some Chick Doing a Webcam Strip in a Dorm Room For Dudes
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The New Hoes of Flavor of Love
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Jack Nicholson Warned Heath Ledger to Not Take Ambien – The Sleeping Pill That Was Involved in his Death
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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I Don’t Understand This Asian Porn Clip With Tribal Bitches and Jerking Off Weirdness
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2 Chicks Wrestling After Some Event in the Parking Lot
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I Think This Dude Farts While Getting it On With a Hot Chick
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Granny Gets Arrested for Telling Off a Cop
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Some J.Lo Photoshoot from Before She Was Pregnant and Fat
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Some Lesbian Sex Video
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Another Lesbian Massage Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Dirty Old Lady…..
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:
A Whole Lot of Vagina
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Some Hot Asian Chick Gettin All Naked
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Some Black Vadge
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Girl in Fishnet Suit Showin Tit
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FROM THE FORUM:
Basement Jaxx – Crazy Itch Radio
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Beth Orton – Trailer Park
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Best of Dance Rock
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SPARKY!!
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Trick Daddy – Back By Thug Demand
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LTJ Bukem – Journey Inwards
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Nirvana Live at Pat O’Brien Pavillion
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Hey Schoolboy
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www.thug.com
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Mos Def – True Magic
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Making Moves Vol. 1
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Get Yourself some Porn
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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2008

24

Jan

Lucy Pinder Protesting to Not Test on Models Because It Makes Them Look Dumb Because They are Dumb of the Day

I was never for activists because they are usually greasy fucking hippie posers who think they have the power to change the fucking world and obsess over bullshit that’s not important but they think are important amongst their other greasy fucking hippie poser losers they met in their Poli Sci Class when in reality they are usually just uneducated fucks who don’t know the whole story and it’s all pretty embarrassing for them, but not as embarrassing as their stench.

I am however all for activists with retarded fake tits who protest irrelevant shit as a publicity stunt in front of MTV in see through dresses like being against testing on models because they are tired of beautiful people looking stupid on TV and I assume it’s because they consider themselves beautiful people who are misrepresented by the media and that’s why they got such huge implants to enhance that beauty not to distract us from other shortcomings like the fact that they are smart.

The reality is that this is probably a real issue because being a hot chick doesn’t always mean you’re dumb as shit, it usually just means you are lazy because you can use your looks to get ahead, and the dumb chicks are usually the sluts who aren’t actually hot, but think they are hot, and bleach their hair, fake tan their skin and implant their tits and act like assholes because they are assholes craving attention, ruining it for the rest of hot chicks.

So what it comes down to is that failing math so many times that you have to suck off the teacher to graduate is a serious issue because let’s face it, when you got looks you really don’t need brains to suck dick to get to the top and to solve this, we should be picking these potential hot chicks out of grade school and sending them to a special place where there are no text books, just hair stylists and there are no tests, just photographers and there are no homecoming games, just mock-bikini shoots, and there is no school dances, just coke fueled club nights with the hottest DJs in the world.

Lets face it, why make a hot bitch jump through the hoops normal people have to jump through just to get by when they are already so advanced and that’s why MTV and the rest of the world needs to stop testing models because ya’ll are just jealous.


Related Posts:

Lucy Pinder Busting Out of a Bikini Top
Lucy Pinder’s Topless X-Mas
Some Lucy Pinder Bikini Picture

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2008

24

Jan

Camila Alves is One Hot Pregnant Chick I’d Like To Fuck of the Day

Her name is Camila Alves, she’s a 22 year old Brazilian model and she let Matthew McConaughey cum inside her. She’s about 3 months pregnant in these pictures from yesterday and she’s one of the rare pregnant chick’s I’d like to fuck while pregnant because she’s just that hot.

I never had an issue with fuckin’ girls who fucked other dudes, even if it was an hour before I was fucking them, because that’s kinda how it works with whores and I sure as fuck don’t have any issue with fucking a girl who is all hormonal, gassy, bloated and carrying another man’s baby, it be like some kind of threesome that isn’t like other pregnant threesomes because I wouldn’t be the father shoving cock in my baby’s developing face.

I guess the cherry on this sundae is that a pregnant chick you didn”t get a pregnant can’t come back at you with paternity tests and shit because you know she was pregnant before you, so in a lot of ways, pregnancy is the best form of birth control with a bitch who’s already pregnant with another man’s baby.


Related Posts:

Jessica Alba is Pregnant and Ashamed
Valeria Mazz Pregnant Bikini Pictures
Christina Aguilera’s Ready to Drop See Through
Michelle Trachtenberg Lookin” Pregnant

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2008

24

Jan

Lily Allen is Hiding a Criminal of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen blocking an upskirt moment that is reminiscent of a mother hiding her rapist/mudering son in the closet from the police when they come looking for him, but that’s just because her junk killed her baby.

I don’t know why I like hitting up Lily Allen with the baby killing jokes, it seems pretty insensitive, but I guess it’s not as insensitive as she was when she was huffin’ smokes and drinking while knocked up. I usually call that the poor man’s abortion and is pretty much the same thing as pretending you’re having nightmares and punching your knocked up girlfriend in the stomach or even staging a car accident that hurts your girl just enough to get rid of the problem because you’re a selfish and sick fuck who just isn’t ready for this kind of responsibility.


Related Posts:

Lily Allen Not Shopping for Baby Clothes
Lily Allen is a Ditch Pig Clown
Lily Allen Shopping for Lingerie
Lily Allen Performing

Posted in:Block|Miscarriage|Unsorted

2008

24

Jan

Miss America’s Preliminary Bikini Contest of the Day

Comments Off on Miss America’s Preliminary Bikini Contest of the Day

I am not sure what these are from, but they look like they were shot in the 90s. It’s supposed to be some Miss America preliminary bikini contest that has 18 of the girls in pretty ghetto lookin’ bikinis that remind me of the Discount Store staff pool party, that probably doesn’t actually exist, but should, because every company should get their staff half naked and wet because they can.

I was never into pageant chicks, but that’s because real hot girls try to do something better with their looks, like strip or move to LA with dreams of acting or modeling and fame only to end up in porn, so I wasn’t surprised when I realized that the only 2 girls worth jerking off to in these pics out of 18 are the blonde with fake tits and the weird Mexican lookin midget, but that’s only because she probably tastes like old tacos and I’m pretty fucking hungry right now, my wife ate all the food, again.


Related Posts:

Tara Connor in a Bikini
Miss USA’s Myspace Hack
This is Miss Universe
Miss Wales Has an Intentional Flash

Posted in:Content|Miss America|Unsorted

2008

24

Jan

Tara Reid Drunken Upskirt of the Day

I post way too many upskirt pictures on this site and it’s starting to make me feel like a pervert because I’ve barely ever seen upskirts in person and I was only the guy who hid under tables for a couple of months before getting caught. Sure, chronically masturbating in public places when my dick still worked was also kinda perverted and constantly talking, thinking and trying to have sex was also kinda perverted but I feel like it was a lot less creepy than writing commentary to some other dude’s picture he took while peaking up a girl’s skirt. It’s like getting off to a hidden cam video your friend took slamming his girlfriend that you found while visiting and not getting the chance to make your own hidden cam video because you don’t have a girlfriend or even a girl to have sex with and you can’t afford to pay one.

Either way, Tara Reid is my favorite party girl who doesn’t want to grow up and who is committed to the alcohol induced party life. This is some Peter Pan shit, if Peter Pan was some implanted drunk bitch who just finished throwing up all over my dick before passing the fuck out, but is still worth fucking since we’ve already gone this far and unresponsive sex is better than no sex, especially if we are already a big wet puke covered mess we wouldn’t want to have go to waste. If you know what I mean.


Related Posts:

Tara Reid is a Drunken Mess
Some Tara Reid See Through Nipple
Tara Reid is a Washed Up Drunken Party Girl

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2008

24

Jan

Chantelle Houghton is a Typical Slut having a Typical Upskirt of the Day

I am not sure who told these girls that blonde hair, fake tits, fake tans, tacky short dresses and jacked up lips was beautiful or sexy and I am not sure what kind of fucked up insecurities these bitches had where they felt they had to be blonde hair, fake tits, fake tans, tacky short dresses and jacked up lips to have any self worth.

I kinda like it because when I see it, I know it’s a stamp of approval from the porn and stripping industry and that usually means that despite the bitch’s attitude that she’s some kind of celebrity or more important than me, I know she’s nothing by a worthless dirtbag who gets naked for money and whenever a bitch gets naked for money, that means she’ll get naked for you for money, now all I need is money.

Either way, Chantelle Houghton is a standard slut from Big Brother UK having the typical blonde hair, fake tits, fake tan, tacky short dresses and jack up lips upskirt and I don’t know when these pictures were taken or why I am posting them, but I am.


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Chanelle Hayes in a Bikini
Charlie Uchea Nipple Slip
Lea Walker and Her Fake Tits

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2008

24

Jan

Britney Spears See-Through Nipple Shirt of the Day

Watching the Britney disaster may be like watching a bad made for TV movie that never ends and you’re probably all bored of it, but you’re wife forces you to keep watching and that is because she is a bored housewife who is bored of life and bored with you so this gives her something to occupy her time and something to talk about with her other bored housewife friends who also bore their husbands with it.

But watching her breasts in a see-through shirt during her craziness is like watching the nature channel. Her floppy tits aiming to the ground remind me of a crazed Gorilla trying to escape being held captive against its will, all we’re missing is the baby gorilla suckin’ on them tits…but I guess that’s because the big bad zoo keeper took little babies away, which is too bad, because otherwise this would be porn to me.


Related Posts:

Some Britney Spears Exposed Pussy Action
Britney Spears’ Almost Vagina Shot
Britney Spears Panty Upskirt Shot

Posted in:Shirt|Unsorted

2008

24

Jan

Kim and Kourtney on the Beach in Miami of the Day

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted on the beaches of Miami because their lives are fucking vacations funded by their daddy’s blood money and Big Sister Kardashian’s porn money.

The thing I love about sisters is that when the older one who paves the way and lays the moral foundation of what is acceptable for the family by being a party slut whore with a sex tape gets to the point where she needs to wear a one-piece to cover her fat stomach, even if that one-piece looks like something a cheap drug addicted stripper would wear to dance class, and by dance class I mean work, we still have the younger, tighter bodied one with less publicly but more drive to turn to for a fresher take on an old story. If you know what I mean…

Speaking of Old Story, I think these pictures may be from the beginning of the month, but she was in Miami last night, so her repetitive life of partying and being on the beach is just blurring into one big old mess and I’m smart enough to figure it out.

BONUS – The Kardashian Sisters Hosting a Party in Miami Last Night because That’s What Their Tits Do….


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Kourtney Kardashian’s Bikini in Miami
Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Ass
Kim Kardashian Wearing a Bra for Her Big Boobs
KIm Kardashian’s Got Some Crazy TIts

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2008

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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So as some of you know, Paypal shut me down in October and I’ve been trying to get my money back for the last 3 months. They were set on locking it down for another 3 months and I’ve been emailing them daily ever since because I want my money but I’ve had no success. They constantly send form letters telling me that the account is closed, this is their policy and I have to wait the whole thing out the full 6 months. So I decided to change my approach and sent them this:

Dear Paypal,

As it stands now, I feel like you holding my money has to do with prejudice and possibly racism due to my Native American status and feel like that the media will love to hear that Paypal is a racist company that holds native people’s funds and shut them down due to preconceived notions that we all are all online gamblers.

This is unacceptable, unethical and I have already began to contact the media through my local Chief who happens to also be a lawyer and has a powerful legal team behind him who fight for Native rights on a regular basis and already have great relationships with the media because they love these kinds of Big Corporation hating on Minority stories . I will not stop until my money is in my bank account.

I have a lot of time on my hands to take this issue on full-time but I guess you already knew that because you think all natives are lazy and live our tax free lives huffing gas on our government funded reserves and that attitude just further fuels my fire.

I look forward to taking this story to the public.

With Love,

Sitting Bull “SB” Stillwater
DrunkenStepfather.com

This was their response:

PayPal does not discriminate against anyone. When you sign up for an account with PayPal, we only require you to provide us with information that is necessary to process your transactions and to help administer your account. At no time, were you asked to provide your ethnicity, or racial background information. While we appreciate your interest in PayPal our decision to close your account is final. However, PayPal has made the one time exception to allow your funds to be withdrawn prior to the 180 days. Please log in and select how you would like your funds to be withdrawn.

That said, I got my money. I’d like to thank my brain for being a genius. And you can thank my brain for posting these genius links…

Two Out of Three of These Sluts Aren’t Bad
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Before They Were Boob Jobs…..
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Heath Ledger’s Last Interview Ever
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Some Dancing Chick’s Pants Split Video
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Nikki Benz is a Porn Slut and Here She is Promoting Partying in her Half Nakedness
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Best Buy Makes a Shitty Tribute to Heath Ledger to Increase Sales Because They Are a Classy Company
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Here is Melissa Theuriau is the Hottest Newscaster and She’s Topless
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Britney Spears Still Hates Her Kids
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Girls Naked in Snow
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Some Chick Named Lucy Becker Topless at the Pool
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Dita Von Teese is Designing a New Wonderbra
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A Huge Collection of Girls Flashing
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Jerry O’Connell Makes Fun of Tom Cruise….In Other News…Jerry O’Connell Never Works in Hollywood Again….Not That He Really Was…But You Get What I Mean
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Some Topless Dad Assaults His Daughter’s Tooth
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Some Cam Chick With a Stupid Name in Her Underwear
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Funny Sex in Public Video
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Some Pretty Pedophile Lookin’ Ad For Love’s Baby Soft Fragrence
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Here are a Whole Lot of Sleazy Girls in Video
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Some Goth Lookin’ Chick Pulls Out Her Big Boobs
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Owen Wilson Was Caught Buying a Bong
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This 10 Year Old Girl is a Crazy Ninja and Could Kick Your Ass
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Read Paris Hilton’s New Blog on Myspace Because She’s Really Fucking Interesting to Follow….
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Here’s a Pretty Crazy Wrestling Move for You Greco Roman Wrestling Fags
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Watch video of Radiohead’s Scotch Mist
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Kelly Osborne’s Lost a Shit Load of Weight And Still Looks Like Shit
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Rachel Bilson Bending Over Action
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Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Ass Versus Her New Ass
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Eva Longoria Got a Retarded Tattoo
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A Celine Dion is Insane Video For You To Jerk Off To
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Some Dude Knocks Out a Chick
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Diva Dawn Marie is Back in the Gym Trying to Get Back into the WWE After Suing Them For Firing Her For Being Pregnant
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Eva Longoria is Fat Not Pregnant
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Some Dude Banging a Chick With a Strap On Video That Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable
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The Rest of the Victoria’s Secret Models in Esquire
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Some Hooters Girl Poses for Playboy, Here are the Pics
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Lesbians Don’t Want to be Called Lesbians Anymore – They Want to Bed Called Gayelle and That’s Pretty Gay (elle)
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Some Chick Named Trista Rehn Sutter in Some Underwear Phootshoot
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Hilary Duff’s Padded Bra
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Kanye West’s Mom’s Doctor’s Business Has Gone Down Since He “Killed” her
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Hannah Montanna is Banging John Mayer or Something
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More Miley Cyrus Myspace Hacked Pics
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Bruce Willis and His Teenage Lookin’ Model Girlfriend
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Jamie Lynn Spears Is Going to be Giving Her Baby Up For Adoption … Let’s Hope Britney Takes Keeps it in the Family
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl’s Nudie Pics…
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FROM THE FORUM:

Pre-Release Lauryn Hill CD
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Radiohead – London__UK – Live Show video
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Cat Power – The Greatest
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Pep Feels Herself
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Nirvana – Nirvana
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Fistfull of Fun
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Spring Break fun – video
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Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
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Get Yourself some Porn
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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