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2008

23

Jan

Bad Girls Club Music Video of the Day

TV is fucking stupid and is obviously running out of good ideas that make the wold a better, happier place and this is the proof. It is a clip from Oprah’s show called Bad Girls club where crazy sluts have to live in a house together and end up having cat fights and causing all kinds of shit and for some reason it is on the air. I guess it is because people sitting at home don’t have enough bitching women who don’t want to fuck them in their lives…..so they turn to this in hopes of feeling lucky but instead realize they’re watching the Oxygen network and that pretty much makes them bad girls and they really should apply to be on next season because being on TV would be a dream.

Either way, this insanity is a music video they created to promote the show and I had to post it because it annoyed me and I like to share that pain with you. I’m nice like that.

Posted in:Annoying|Bad Girls Club|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Britney Spears Covers Ace of Base – All that She Wants of the Day

Here is Britney Spears Covering All That She Wants by Ace of Bass and I think she’s just fuckin’ with all of us and all this crazy is just a big practical joke to get back at us for ruining her marriage and she’s not really crazy.

I have a thing for crazy girls and I really don’t think Britney is half as bad as the girls I’ve met in my life. She’s not screaming at her reflection in the window or jumping in front of traffic or convulsing on the street with her crackwhore vagina exposed while choking on her overdosing tongue, she’s only half that nuts so that makes her pretty tame. People just think she’s insane because people live boring fucking lives. Sure she’s a little dirty and inconsistent and incoherent, maybe a little emotionally unstable.

She’s really got nothing better to do with her time, her career peaked at the age of 20, she has a ton of money and her kids were taken away from her….so she’s pretty much retired at 25 with an empty nest and what she’s into seems a lot more fun than waking up at 6 am, making muffins for the Mrs Jones the widow down the street with MS from your craft group, then taking a nap, waking up to play bridge with her bridge club with other retirees, having dinner at 5:30 then falling asleep at 9 after watching Murder She Wrote re-runs, because they just don’t make TV like they used to.

If anything, K-Fed is the psychopath opportunist who ruined her for his own benefit. He was in it for the money, he may care about the kids a lot than she does but that’s just because they are his meal ticket.

I don’t understand the shit Britney’s doing, but at least she’s a go-getter and realizes that since she lost those 2 first kids she just has to make new ones. They were just practice babies, like the time I lost my virginity to a chick in a wheel chair and kept going back for more because i figured the skills learnt would come in handy for a vagina that counts and for the record she never knew that I was fuckin her ass most of the time, because she couldn’t feel anything!

Here are some bonus pics of her shopping yesterday with her dirty shirt and dirty paparazzi boyfriend who also probably feels like he won the lottery….

Another Bonus – K-Fed on One Tree Hill, a Show I Will Never Watch Because I have a Penis That Likes Vagina


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Posted in:Ace of Base|Cover Song|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Chanelle Hayes in Some Better Bikini Action of the Day

I ripped into Chanelle Hayes for having a bad ass the other day and I figured that was a little premature of me because she’s not as bad as most asses I’ve seeen and maybe I was just having a bad day.

Speaking of asses, when I was in high school the girl I was slamming only wanted to be fucked up the ass because she was saving herself for marriage, which was pretty fucking amazing until I realized that shit came out of assholes and by that point, it was too late….

Since then, I’ve learned to accept that when you play with fire you’re going to get burned but at 16, having a virgin shit on you is way less cool than it would be today.


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2008

23

Jan

Molly Sims Doing All Kinds of Weird Shit for Her Puppies of the Day

Molly Sims is some former Bikini Model and actor in the show Las Vegas and she’s usually pretty fucking hot for a 35 year old even though her age is catching up to her in her thighs. I have no idea what she’s doing in these pictures but I see Yoga Pants and the splits and squats so the rest is kind of a blurr to me because I am the kind of guy who you can’t take anywhere, because as a pervert I take everything out of context.

If I am walking buy a group of moms doing Yoga in the park during the summer, the first thing I think about is them doing it naked, on camera for some random Mexican dude they met in the park. Or, when I see middle-aged mom’s and their daughters in matching Yoga pants just walking and shopping in the mall, I think about them doing it naked on camera for some random Mexican dude they met in the mall. The reality is that my taking everyday things out of context and turning all things perverted has been a curse and has prevented me from living a normal life.

What I do know is that if this is the kind of performance she gives her dogs in public, I’d love to see what goes on behind cloed doors, I am not going to go as far as saying she shoves them up her cooch to simulate a reverse pregnancy for fun and to create a stronger bond exercise, or even the played out peanut butter myth, but if she’s doin’ what she’s doin in these pictures but a little more naked and a little more on camera in a lot more positions, those little cocksuckers are pretty fucking lucky and that’s not even taking into account that they get to eat her used tampons or lick her dirty panties or watch her get fucked by whoever she’s fucking or watch her shower all while drinking designer water and eating their doggy Filet Mignon, proving that their little dog life is a hell of a lot better than mine, which isn’t saying much because most stray dogs with rabies and no where to go have a better life than me.


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Posted in:Molly Sims|Splits|Yoga Pants

2008

23

Jan

Kim Kardashian Models Bikinis for Travis Barker of the Day

It turns out that Kim Kardashian is modeling some bikinis for Travis Barker’s clothing line, Famous Stars and Straps and I know she’s probably worth seeing naked because I am a dude and like seeing anything with a vagina naked and she’s even worth lookin’ at in a bikini, because I am a dude and like seeing anything with a vagina in a bikini, but she has no business modeling bikinis for any commercial use, even though she has a vagina.

What it comes down to is that Travis Barker likes big ol’ titties and has only really fed that love for big ol’ titties with a whole lot of bleach blonde implanted sluts with fake tans, so seeing Kardashian and her natural rack and natural tanned skin and natural brown hair, he got excited cuz it was a nice change of pace. But the more likely story is that she saw him out and begged the motherfucker to hook her up because no one else will let her model bikinis for their catalogs because she’s too big and it’s one of her life-long dreams or some shit and he’s just too fuckin’ nice to say no. Either way, here’s the outcome of whatever photoshoot she did for him.

Bonus – Travis Barker Also Likes Blondes With Fake Tits Modeling His Clothes. This Aubrey O’Day and She Was Previously on Some MTV Jam. Yes. I just said Jam, maybe I should have said Joint…..This is Aubrey O’Day and She Was Previously on Some MTV Joint. I suck at life.


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2008

23

Jan

Lily Allen Not Shopping For Baby Clothes of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen shopping. No, she’s not shopping for baby clothes or furniture for her nursery or even toys for her baby and that’s because her baby is dead.

She’s probably shopping to ease the pain from her loss, a loss I hope she didn’t fish it out of the toilet or scrape off of her panties and put in a jar that she keeps next to her bed, because that would be disgusting…..

The fact that I wrote that is disgusting, I am an evil man, but I am not the one who was drinking and smoking during my pregnancy. I am keeping it here, because editing posts is for losers.


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Posted in:Miscarriage|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Jenny Frost Showing Some Tit at Kate Moss’ Birthday of the Day

Her name is Jenny Frost and I have no idea why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, but I can only assume it’s because of the kind of outfits she wears out to these high profile events like Kate Moss’ birthday a couple of days ago.

It turns out that this bitch is only 29, but looks like she’s a 40 year old ex porn star working the local strip club scene because she spent all her porn money on cocaine in the glory days. Luckily, she dresses a little classier than a 40 year old porn slut, that is if you think the girl in the corner of the bar showing everyone how she can stir martinis with her pussy ring is classy. You know, the kind of girl you can take back to your mom’s house with a group of friends and gang-jerk off on her face like in the movies you get off to.

I guess the real issue here is why you’d want to watch your friends jerk off on a girl, it seems kinda gay, but I guess it’s all fantasy, since you don’t have any friends to jerk off with and because even the lonliest fat suicidal chick who’s had a couple gallons to much to drink would still turn down getting eaten out by you, even if you threw in an extra large pizza and that, my friend, is pretty fucking depressing.

Here is Jenny Frost showing off her titties and stomach in a pretty stupid pair of hooker pants last week to get you through your shortcomings.


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Posted in:Jenny Frost|Leather Pants|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Bijou Philips Looks Pretty Hot of the Day

I haven’t been all that nice towards Bijou Philips the last couple of years in doing the site and the reason is pretty simple. I always knew she was hot and she just wasn’t owning that shit. She was some ratty hipster art fag bitch who didn’t shower, dressed like she was homeless and lived off her trust fund and money she made modeling and starring in random movies but unfortunately never used that money on shampoo or any hygiene products. I have called her an AIDS bitch and have made fun of her boyfriend Danny Masterson for being stuck with her because he got the germ and having to find another girl with it is too much effort and it was easier to just ride it out with her, together, but the reality is she always had it in her and here she is showing that shit off.

This is like one of those shitty teen movies where they let the girl’s hair down and take off her glasses, only in this case they just hosed the bitch down and put her in a dress, and now she’s the kind of girl who I would let give me AIDS, but only because I figure that if you get AIDS from a celebrity, they’d pay you to keep your mouth shut and I am all for accepting bribes, because dirty money is better than no money.


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Posted in:Bijou Philips|Sundance|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Courtney Cox Wearing a See Through Shirt and Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

I guess when you get old and your tits get bigger along with the rest of you, it’s hard to feel sexy, especially when you haven’t been in a movie or TV show that anyone has cared about since the one show you luckily landed and that wasn’t expected to be a hit was cancelled. So the natural thing to do is draw attention to yourself by wearing a see-through shirt, but not going all the way because you know that your nipples aim to the ground ever since your baby sucked them dry.

I never cared much for Courtney Cox, but I do have a thing with older sluts over compensating because they are more comfortable in their sexuality than younger bitches and are trying to keep up. I’ve always been drawn to the middle aged chick in the corner of the bar rockin a cleavage shirt and hard nipples you only get from breast feeding and that usually leads to pretty amazing times, just as long as you bring the lube for their menopausal vaginas.

I don’t know where I am going with this, so I’ll just stop now.


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2008

23

Jan

Heath Ledger’s Body Being Taken Out of His Apartment of the Day

You’ve probably all heard the updates on this story. Ledger didn’t die of the AIDS he got on the set of Brokeback Mountain and he didn’t kill himself because he couldn’t live with himself for having had sex with Lohan or because of his ex Michelle Williams who got knocked up by him and locked him down by keeping the baby. He died by accidentally taking too many over the counter sleeping pills and it was rumored to have happened in Mary Kate Olsen’s New York apartment, but that was later proven to be a lie.

I don’t know why I am putting up the pictures of the body being taken out because it’s pretty fucking depressing to look at and almost as morbid as you can get, but let’s just hope dude staged this death like he was Elvis and is moving to that mystical island celebrities who “die” prematurely go to so that he can finally live his dream of producing a Biggy and Tupac album with Andy Kaufman or some shit.

Even though lots of people die before they turn 28, shit’s still too young and it’s too bad that Hollywood drags these kids through the mud forcing them to live these lives of drug and alcohol fueled excess, but we all know if any of us were in their situations, with their level of disposable income and free time, we probably would have died a long fucking time ago. That said, here’s one more Rest in Peace Mate.

That said, I don’t judge and know pretty much nothing about this dude, I just think the whole things too bad and to celebrate dude’s life, I am going go watch some Kangaroo mating videos, but between you and me, I was planning on doing that anyway.

Here are some pictures of Lohan wearing her black tights and showing how sad she is that her ex fling died by hanging out with some new cock…..I guess it’s one of those “to get over someone you get under someone else” situations…but then again getting under someone else is kinda Lohan’s life story…..Let’s expect this emotional time to be the excuse Lohan’s been waiting for to go back to the bottle because she’s already milked her parent’s divorce as much as she’s milked every cock she’s come across.

Update – Fine, I take it back, here’s Lohan sad on the phone since Ledger died or she’s on the phone with her agent and he just told her to act sad because it’s good for business or she just found out she spent all her money and can’t afford designer leggings or she just realized that all the herpes rumors are true or she just realized that she has a yeast infection and can’t fuck for a week or…I don’t fuckin’ know….she look sad.


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