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2007

04

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty much always braindead but I am usually really brain dead when monday’s roll around. I usually have all these stories to talk about but since I’ve been drinking really hard I don’t remember any of them. I was going to talk about midnight molesting girls you get drunk and go home with by fingering them while they are asleep, but I don’t think there’s anything funny about that. Then I was going to talk about how most dudes don’t like lesbian porn but most girls do which makes me wonder whether most dudes need cock to get off and most girls need pussy to get off….then I realized that no one would care so I thought about talking about dudes who ask their girls to have another dude get in on a threesome because they want to watch their girl get slammed by another dude, or maybe secretly hope to accidentally brush against the dude they invite in but then realized you don’t have sex and can’t relate, so instead I’ll just post my links.

I know I do too many links…but they are all worth clicking and you have nothing better to do….so click ’em…..

Mario Lopez’s Gf in a BIkini
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Katherine Heigl Kissing Her Boyfriend and Complaining About the Movie Knocked Up Being Shit
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Jessica Simpson Goes on a Date With Tony Romo Pictures
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Lauren Conrad Does the Cover of Shape Magazine Bikini Action
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Dude From Kuwait Eats a Live Lizard
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2 Hot Girls on the Beach Giving a Blowjob
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Good Charlotte Grabbing Nicole Richie’s Belly Lettin Us All Know He Did It…
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Fergie in Leather Pants To Match Her Leather Face
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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Partying Together and Comparing Vaginas
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Are These Tits Real or Fake?
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Girls on Spring Break Showing Off Their String Bikinis Video
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Girls Dyking Out on a Piano
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Ashley Tisdale Admits She Got a New Nose Because of a Deviated Septum…Predicted by Me Last Week
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Some Guy Catches His Wife Cheating and Doesn’t Take it Too Well
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Some Chick Comedian Talking About Masturbating
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How About Some Freaky Japanese Gameshow Action With Bush
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The Rest of Kristen Bell In Complex
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The Lovele Mistresses Calendar Party Video
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Watch the Spice Girls Perform Video
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Kathy Ireland is the Washed Up Bikini Model of the Day
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Carmen Electra Whores Up a Christmas Benefit Concert With Her Tits
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Guess the Celebrity Body Part
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Some Hot Girl Getting Naked on Camera
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This Video is Called Spew Bag….
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Some Chick Named Silvina Luna Topless and Big Breasted on the Beach
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Watch a Fish Blowjob Because You’re Fucking Strange
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Montel WIlliams Threatens To Blow You Up
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Some Retarded Huge Tits in the Bath
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Tara Reid in Pink in Australia Lookin’ Crazy
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Some Wreck of an America Idol Addict Offered the Cops a Blow Job To Get Out of Her Situation
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Some Hot Lohan Airbrushed Photoshoot Pics
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Tara Reid at Some Hooker Ball in Australia
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Isabeli Fontana’s Lingerie Spread Because You Like Lingerie
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Some Tricked Out Station Wagon’s Sound System
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I am Hooked on this Kid Sister feat Kanye West – Pro Nails Tune. The Video Just Hit – Watch It
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Check Out This Hysterical Terry Richardson Exhibit in Hong Kong…You Have To Click The Hypebeast Link To See It Uncensored….Cuz Street Wear Gone Erect Penis is Strange….
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The Discount Wax Figures You’d Still Jerk Of To
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Watch This Give Us Your Voice Contest Submission Because You’re into Showtunes
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Some Heather Mills Pussy Pictures from When She Had Both Legs….
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Some Chick Named Seren Gibson Topless Photoshoot Video
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Watch This Fire Breathing Midget
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Ali G/ Borat’s Real Life Girlfriend in Her Panties
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Hot Beyonce Cleavage Pictures
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More Christina Aguilera Naked and Pregnant Pictures for Marie Claire Magazine
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Antiquiet Interviews The Dude From Queens of the Stone Age
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Check Out What Homie is Wearing in these Topless Beach Pics
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This Clip from Scare Tactics is Fucking Funny and That You’ve Probably Seen….
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Topless American Apparel Ad From France
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The Hottest Coffee in Vegas – Served By Girls in Lingerie
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find Out What Porn Site Is Best For You….
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No Girlfriend? This Will Help You Get Sex
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This is Where You’ll Find People To Have Sex With
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FROM THE FORUM

More Suicide Girls
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UGK – Underground Kingz Limited Edition
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More – The Who
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FC Kahuna
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Chemical Bors. – American EP
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Red Hot Chili Peppers – Desecration Smile
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Untrue- Burial
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A Bunch More Fatboy Slim
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Groove Armada – Best Of
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Linkin Park Jay-Z collision Course
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Some Mya album
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The Firm – The Album
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More Nickelback
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Some Depeche Mode
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One of the wierdest things ever
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Taylor – Some Slut’s pics
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More I feel Myself Vids
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Pre-Rlease Too Short – Get Off the Stage
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Amature girl vids
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More Depeche Mode
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what’s your favorite way to finish? – SEX POLL
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Been to the Zoo Lately?
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The Police – Synchronicity
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Alkaline Trio Discography
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At the Drive-In Discography
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AFI thread
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2007

03

Dec

I am – Tara Reid Bikini Pictures from Australia of the Day

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If you’re wondering why I am so slow moving today, it’s because there’s a huge snowstorm here and the roads are fuckin’ shit. Traffic everywhere and it put a damper on me walking my half naked fat body from my bed to the chair I sit on all day. I’m a pussy like that.

Speaking of vagina, here are some pictures of Tara Reid in a bikini, and it can only assumed that her pussy smells like whiskey and that is a huge turn on for me. Tara Reid is one of those drunks who can keep shit together, because her job isn’t really a job, since she hasn’t worked in a long time, when the rest of us with real jobs always end up getting caught wasted and then fired, not that I have a real job, but a boy’s allowed to pretend, this is the Internet. That doesn’t mean I respect her for holding it together but she’s kinda like a hero to drunk people everywhere.

I am into Tara Reid because I think she looks good compared all the drunken chicks I’ve come across. I like skinny blonde chicks who are drunk, but that’s just because a common theme in my sex life was that I could only fuck fat drunk girls with slopy tits, so she’d be a step up. Her fake tits aren’t as offensive as the ones I can afford to grab at the strip club, making her a potential candidate for my K-Fed retirement plan, because anyone who can afford to travel the world with a purse handler and spend her days in bikinis can afford to support me but that’s because I’m pretty cheap.

I have no idea why she’s wearing 2 different bikinis, but I can only assume it’s because she shit herself. It happens.


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Tara Reid is a Drunken College Girl 10 Years Later
Tara Reid’s Wonky Implant Nipple

Posted in:Australia|Unsorted

2007

03

Dec

I am – An Olsen at Whole Foods of the Day

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Here is a picture of Ashley Olsen at Whole Foods in LA this weekend. If you’re wondering why I am posting it, it’s because it was emailed in and I like to encourage everyone to send me pictures and this is what happens when you do. I think she looks pretty hot and I’d let her grocery shop for me anyday, but I think she’d probably come home with all kinds of lesbian shit when all I really like eating is cookies.

I went to the grocery store this weekend, because I had no where else to go and it was saturday night, I was drunk and figured any chicks shopping on a Saturday night was one looking for dick. So I saw some hot chick reading some US Weekly celebrity bullshit and was like “that’s my target” because if all else failed I could tell her I have a celebrity site that no one reads and she’ll be less nervous about some creepy drunk dude talking to her.

So she left the magazine stand and made her way to the fruit section. She was buying apples so I decided to put a bag of carrots in my pants so she’d think I had a boner and walked up to her and said that I am the creepy guy in the grocery store who preys on girls shopping alone. When she looked at me with disgust I asked her if she liked apples and how badly I’d love to watch her eat an apple, trying to keep my creep on, but then some dude who looked like he just left the gym who was buying lettuce 10 feet away came in to save the day.

He basically asked if I had a problem and that I needed to fuck off or he’d have to take care of me. Knowing that I had dug my hole pretty deep and that I needed to stop when I was ahead I relocated. Bitch thought dude was a hero and they ended up leaving the store together, so in a lot of ways I am a fuckin’ matchmaker and hope I get invited to the wedding so I can make a speech about how I introduced them.

If you want to read the story from the dude who took the picture – GO


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Mary Kate Olsen’s See Through Shirt
Mary Kate Olsen on Weeds

Posted in:Unsorted|Whole Foods

2007

03

Dec

I am – Lily Cole Naked for Paradis Magazine of the Day

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So if you don’t know, Lily Cole is a 19 year old model and now you know. These are nude pictures of her for some magazine called Paradis. I am all for chicks getting naked, for whatever reason, whether it’s to take a shit or to get boys to pay attention to them because their dad never did or because they are nudists or even when it’s for art. As long as I see some pussy, even when they have orange pubic hair and flat asses. I’m happy.

The only problem I have with this naked for art and fashion bullshit is that I am not down with the double standard. I post tits on my site everyday and I’m called a porn site and get blocked in schools and offices around the world and shut down by paypal and can’t secure advertisers but when Lily Cole shows off her pussy in a magazine, they end up luring in million dollar ad deals because shit’s considered edgy or artistic because a famous model is being the slut and not some hotter but trashier chick from Florida taking a load inside her.

They call that shit porn, but for those of you who don’t know, which is probaly 95% of you losers, the first step to cumming in a chick is having her get naked. So maybe Europe is more liberal, maybe I’d do well there, but that doesn’t change that you conservative motherfucker’s who are trying to shut me down have probably already closed this post so that your bosses don’t see you lookin’ at vagina when you’re on the clock. I guess it’s all about context, but I’ll still keep on keepin on, because I have nothing better to do.

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Miranda Kerr is a Model in a Bikini

Posted in:Lily Cole|Paradis Magazine|Unsorted

2007

03

Dec

I am – Tara Reid Drunk in Australia of the Day

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I like Tara Reid because I feel like we have a lot in common. The only difference is that she’s got a budget to afford some dude to carry around her boots and purse after she gets a drunken pedicure, when I have to convince old ladies to let me carry their purses, so that I can run off with them and hope there’s enough cash to get me my next drink.

Reality is, nothing says I have a pussy or I have no self respect than getting paid to carry a girl’s fucking purse. I know you all probably kiss the ground that any girl who talks to you walks on, but that’s just because you’re a desperate loser and are scared of being alone. See, I’ve got no shame, but I still wouldn’t lower myself to doing that shit for anyone. I get mad enough at my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage or carry her grocery bags . I don’t feel like I have a vagina, even though every girl I ever got with felt like I had a vagina, so feel like I shouldn’t feel like a bitch.


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Posted in:Australia|Unsorted

2007

03

Dec

I am – Kate Moss is Topless in Mexico of the Day

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Lookin’ at Kate Moss topless on the beach is about as exciting as looking at pictures of my dirty flacid penis, not because my penis is exciting or some half naked, middle-aged, coked out supermodel, even though I pretend it is when I am taking showers, but because it’s as equally washed up and she is and about the same amount of people have seen it. Not to mention, it’s probably the same size as her retarded supermodel nipples, which isn’t saying much about my capabilities of making girls feel me in their throat when I am slamming them, but I have come to terms with having a smaller penis than a 3 year old. What it is saying about Kate Moss though, is that her nipples are like two 3 year old’s penises, which is something you probably like and the reason why I don’t like you.

Here she is topless in Mexico with some dude who’s gotta be gay, but I generally stereotype skinny, groomed men in speedos as fags, even if they’re not. Maybe dude’s just pretending to be gay to get closer to Kate Moss’ vagina, not that he’d want to, because based on her facial expressions when she’s checkin’ out her junk, it looks like Pete Doherty may have forgotten some of his junk in there and now it’s rotting. Maybe it’s just a rash, in which case I’d totally apply topical cream on her, with my mouth, but that’s just because I’m dirty and a gold digging whore, even if the gold I’m digging for turns out to be flakey flesh wounds.
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Posted in:Unsorted

2007

03

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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After Thursday’s night of college binge drinking where I ended up coming home at 9 am wasted, I realized that the only way to cure my hangover was to keep drinking Friday and Saturday and even today…I figure as long as I am drunk I won’t get hungover. The only problem with this strategy is that I forgot I had a website amongst forgetting many other things, like what I did all weekend, so here are the links I was supposed to drop on Friday. Two days late is never too bad, even when it’s your girl’s period because there’s still hope that you won’t have to punch her in the stomach while she’s sleeping because she’s a good Christin girl who doesn’t believe in abortions….or something similar….

Here are them links.

Sandee Westgate is the Hottest Movie Reviewer and She’s Poppin Up Everywhere….Watch Her And Review Her Tits
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Paris Hilton’s Got a Fat Vagina on Her Face
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The Top 10 Hottest Music Videos Ever
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10 Ways to Save Money On Dates….That Would Be Useful If You Weren’t Such a Fucking Loser and Good Land a Date, But Maybe It’ll Inspire You….Because There’s Always a Girl Desperate Enough…She Just May Not Be Very Hot But At Least You Won’t be Lonely…Loser….
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Check Out The Really Fucking Hot Chicks From Around the World Fighting To Be Miss Maxim 2007
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Adriana Lima and Isabeli Fontanna in Bikini’s Video
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Britney Celebrates Her 26th Birthday
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Kate Moss Topless Bikini Pics
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Some Whore Lost Some Bikini Contest to a Troll and Here Are Her Pics
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I Was Hungover – So Very Late on These Katie Price Panty Ass Pictures
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Jessica Simspon Does Some Christmas Special and Looks Like Shit With New Lips and Ashlee Simspon’s New Single – Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya) Gayness
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Some Luba Naked Cuz She’s Got a Pretty Next Level Body
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Read About the Origins of 2 Girls 1 Cup
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Vanessa Hudgens Likes Fat People….Amazing News For Us….
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Colleen Shannon is Some Model From Alaska and She’s Half Naked
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Julia Roberts Goes After the Paparazzi Video
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Some Christina Ricci Walking Around
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Girls 1 Kermit
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Jenna Jameson is Opening a Store With a Gay Dude
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Charlize Theron Gets Naked for Dior
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Some Dude Teaches You How To Give a Full Body Orgasm With The Help Of His Girlfriend
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Check Out the Fergie Calendar
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Some Dude Used His Kids Pee to Pass a Drug Test
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Check Out this Toilet Headrest For Your Hour of Need
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Some Asshole Tattoos His Head to Promote His Pizza Restaurant
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Speaks Out About Her Fat Ass
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Frat Boys Having a Circle Puke Session Cuz It Makes Sense To Them
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Some Insane Piece of Trash Beating Up He Wife
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Miley Cyrus’ Baby Bump
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Download Styles P – Super Gangster Album
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Eliza Dushku Isn’t Into Group Sex
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Gabrielle Richesn ina Bikini Posing and Lookin’ Alright
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2 Girls 1 Shower
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Some Crazy Crackhead Loves Being On Video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Ass Shots For You
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Some Asian Girl’s Got Some Naughty Pics on Photobucket
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FROM THE FORUM:

Download the M.I.A. Kala Album
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Download Jay-Z Unplugged Album
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More I Feel Myself Girls Masturbating Video
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More Goldfrapp
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Eva Longoria Action
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Pre-Release Wyclef Jean’s New Album
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MORE Suicide Girls
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Rocco is a Madman video
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More Girl Talk CDS
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PRIVATE mag – PDF
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More Weezer CDs
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MORE Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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2007

30

Nov

I am – Evel Knieval’s Murderer of the Day

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I just found out that Evel Knieval died today. The reason I am posting it is because I think I was involved in it somehow because I made a Knieval joke yesterday to a group of 18 year old girls and I don’t really remember how it went, but they had no idea who he was so it didn’t really work as a joke.. When I told them he was a daredevil who was big in the 70s, they were just like “the 70s!?! Is he dead yet” and I said probably.

I know that assuming I have that kind of power is a little insane, but it makes me feel like I’ve got a purpose and it’s a weird coincidence because Evel Knieval doesn’t really enter my thoughts that often. So R.I.P. Evel. I didn’t mean to kill you and if I remembered my Knieval joke from yesterday to pay my final respects, I’d write it now but I don’t, because I am hungover but I’m sure you won’t mind, since you’re dead.

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Read about it HERE


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Posted in:Dead|Evel Knieval|Unsorted

2007

30

Nov

I am – Amanda Bynes Does Burton of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes doing some work for Burton Snowboards by showing up at their Flagship store that they just opened in LA, because as you know LA is known for being an amazing ski town, and by ski town I mean place where rich people can afford to buy the latest gear from a week long ski trip they are going on in Colorado or Europe or someshit.

The reason I got in at 9 am was because I ended up passing out in a girl’s bed last night. She woke me up at 7:30 because she had to go to work. I’ve been out of work so fuckin’ long that I didn’t realize how much it sucks and it was some disgusting reality check that made me realize that despite hating myself and thinking my life is worthless at least I don’t have to wake up and sell my soul for a paycheck, because that would seriously put a damper on my life.

I guess in a lot of ways, I’m living the fuckin’ dream and the people who I was harassing and making fun of on the street this morning while they were on their way to work this morning knew it. Their looks of disgust, like they knew I was a fuckin’ degenerate motherfucker and they were heros because they were on their way to contribute to society, so that they can pay their mortgages and car payments while I was going home to do nothing but I could tell that they were just jealous.

Have a good weekend workforce, because everyday’s a weekend for me, and they are never good.


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Posted in:Burton|Snowboard|Unsorted

2007

30

Nov

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

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It’s safe to say that drinking works against me sometimes, like today, where I get home at 9 in the morning wasted and end up passing out and sleeping all day after writing 2 useless posts that I am scared to read, but I never read shit I’ve already written, I don’t like living in the past.

I do like that I go out planning on having one or two drinks, but end getting fucking beat the fuck up and leaving the bar an hour after it closes because I some how manage to befriend the bartenders and get them to give me free shots all night and refuse to leave because I want to the party to continue. The whole time I’m out I’m trying to catalog shit for posts, but whenever I wake up the next day it’s all gone and the only memories I have are of me in a tuxedo, sipping cocktails in some exclusive penthouse apartment and talking politics with supermodels when it reality, I’m actually messy as fuck and embarrassing myself while offending everyone around me and trying to get fat chicks to compare their pussies in dive bars.

I know you don’t care about any of that, so here are some pictures of Vanessa Hugens showing off some leg, and since we’ve all seen her naked, seeing her in clothes may be a bit of a downer, since it’s unnatural for a girl who’s been naked for you to not get naked for you again, but seems to be the story of my life, because they seem to think getting naked for me was some lapse in judgment….which it probably was….but still doesn’t make things better.


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Some Vanessa Hudgens Party Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Homemade Erotica
Vanessa Hudgens Naked

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