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2007

04

Oct

I am – Cameron Diaz Doing a Handstand of the Day

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I am hungover. I went out last night at 9 and drank until 6 in the morning. The problem with that is that I got no stories to tell because I don’t remember much of anything that happened. I didn’t get in fights, I didn’t start shit, I didn’t embarrass myself any more that I usually embarrass myself, I just drank amongst a whole lot of 18 year olds because I am a lot like Cameron Diaz, I figure if I pretend I am still a kid, the kids will just think I’m still a kid too, and will want my dick. Reality is that both Cameron Diaz and I are washed up, useless people, with nothing but depressing roads ahead, but delusion allows us to go on and not jump off a very high building.

Here are those pictures of Cameron Diaz reclaiming her youth by acting like she’s 5, so people overlook the fact that she’s going to be 40 soon. Point of all this is to say, she’s still got a good ass.

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2007

03

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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One thing I don’t fully understand but fully embrace is how touchy/feely girls are with each other. I was sitting outside on a bench doing what I do and two girls sit down next to me. They start talking about their dads and boys and school and all the standard shit girls talk about and the whole time they were rubbing each other. At first I thought nothing of it, but as the stroking continued I got a little curious. Were they bi or just good friends, because I’ve never rubbed any of my friends like that, but that’s probably because I have no friends. I guess it doesn’t really matter because there are worse things to witness than two teen stroking each other semi-erotically…I like to think they were just doing it for me you know to get me going, but then they noticed me staring, gave me the finger and walked away. It’s good to be me.

Kidd Rock is Lookin’ For a Girl To Be His Correspondent on Youtube…Check The Entries
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Watch Johnny Fairplay from Survivor Getting Booed and Losing His Teeth at Some Award Show When Danny Bonaduce Owns Him….
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Britney Gets Her License….Check Out The Picture….
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Isiah Thomas Pick-Up Lines The Public DIDN’T Get to Hear
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Tera Patrick Nude in Bizarre Magazine
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This Hooker Takes Her Kids To Work With Her
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Girl Makes the Best Lesbian Break-Up Video For Her Boyfriend
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Alicia Keys is Not Hot In Her Complex Cover Shoot
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The Sexual Innuendo Commercial You’ll Like
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The Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Picture Was Sent To All The Sites by Her Bodyguard Big Moe….Not Sure How He Found Me But Hi! Anyway, there’s a whole lot of drama surrounding the pics…yes there are more pics….
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Brooke Hogan is Huge and Dressed Like a Weird Stripper…The Kind You Don’t Get a Lapdance From Cuz You Know She’s Crazy
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Watch the Dildo Song Because It’ll Make You Feel Stupidier than You Are
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A Little Blondie Action
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Crazy Giraffe Fight
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Lohan is Still Doing Drugs in Rehab
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Janice Dickinson Hangin With Sanjaya at Some Reality TV Awards Show
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New Avril Lavigne Music Video
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Some Chick Named Charley Uchea’s Tit Pops Out
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Kid Rock Says Pam Anderson Lied About Her Miscarriage…
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Natalie Portman is as Boring as She Looks at Some Climate Change Event….
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Amateur Couple Have Sex on the Balcony – Sex Tape – NSFW
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Young Girls Doing a Hot Dance Routine to Soulja Boy…Then Start Making Out….Sluts…
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More of Hayden Letting the Dogs Out in Yellow
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More on the Britney Spears Sex Tape
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More Brooke Hogan Lookin’ Like a 40 year Old Ex-Stripper With Her Tits Hanging Out…
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Nicole Richie Eats Chocolate….No I’m Not Talking About Her Dad…Racist.
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Guy Beats Up 2 Girls in a Garage
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Kristin Kreuk Has Some Cleavage at LAX
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Some Funny Commercial Called Which One is the Hottest
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A Naked Man Invades Kevin Costner’s Home…It Wasn’t Me…
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Brad Pitt Dresses Like Angelina Cuz She Forces Him To
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Lot of Pictures from the Fox Reality Channel Event…Notice Perez’s Black Eye…Dude Needs a Bodyguard
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Tina Wallmann’s Got Great TIts in Ralph Magazine
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Some Chick Named Candice Michelle Lookin’ Hot a Fuck
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Kate Beckinsale Gets Frisk and I Get Turned On…
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Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Co-Star and Brandy’s Brother Says He Banged 1000 Women…I Believe It…Girls are Easy
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Some Black Chick Shaking Her Ass Video
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Some Chick Named Luciana Salazar Showing Off Her Big Tits in Gente Magazine
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Danni Minogue in Some Hot Lingerie
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Fat Cheerleader Gets Kicked in the Face
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Some Fat Celeb I’ve Never Heard of Named Jessie Wallace Topless
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Some Dude Goes on a Wild Ride….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Nerd Rap Battle
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Heidi Montag Got More Work Done
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Woman Are Really Bad at the Male Strip Club
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Katie Lohmann Dressed Like a Bunny…
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Download Fergie’s Album in the stepFORUM
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Some Girl’s Self Shot Pics in Photobucket
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Drunk Girls Making Out at a Party Video
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Here’s a Slapfest Video….
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Vintage Porn..Billy Fucks His Cousin…
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Some Idiot Straps Some Kind of Bomb on His Head and It Goes Off Video
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Christina Ricci Gallery of Hot Pics
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Tasty Crisa is Some Huge Breasted Beast
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Dude Locks His Girlfriend in the Trunk of His Car
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Use This Spray Because You Need Sex
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Find Yourself a Fuck Friend In Your Hometown
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Bonus:

Vida Guera for Playboy
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2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse’s Pink Box of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear
Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

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2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse's Pink Box of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
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Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

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2007

03

Oct

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Crazy Cleavage of the Day

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Big tits are cool.


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2007

03

Oct

I am – Jessica Simpson's Crazy Cleavage of the Day

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Big tits are cool.


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2007

03

Oct

I am – Lohan Brings in the Sunshine of the Day

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The cool thing about drugs is that it turns people in to grey unhealthy lookin’ crazy people. It rapes them from the inside when I can’t. I still woulda slammed Lohan during her dark addiction years that I am pretty sure she’ll be revisiting soon enough because getting fucked and fucked up is a lot more exciting than sitting around doing nothing all day, but these pictures of her lookin’ refreshed in yellow remind of the Lohan I decided to stalk 3 years ago. She still doesn’t know I exist because I am not really good at much, and stalking takes too much fucking work, but if I had followed through on it, I woulda definitely been on Entertainment Tonight.

She looks happier than you’ve ever been in these pics, I was thinking maybe it’s because she rekindled shit with her dad, then I was thinking it was cuz she kicked her addictions, but then I realized that she’s supposed to be getting out in 2 weeks and she can probably taste the cocaine and smell the cum drippin off her chin.

I just got an email from someone from my past who recognized my voice in one of the videos. He told me that he’s been lookin’ for me for 7 years and that I am dead. I think that means I just got a death threat. I’ll let you know how that works out for me….but after lookin at these Lohan the Sunshine of my Life pictures I don’t think anything can go wrong….she’s my guardian angel and by angel I mean she’s my target vagina to lick in my lifetime….we all need to have goals….otherwise what’s the point of livin’….


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2007

03

Oct

I am – Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen Are Fuckin’ of the Day

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I always rip into ginger-haired people for scaring the fuck out of me and people get mad thinking I am some kind of racist against people with orange hair….which I guess I kinda am because I am scared of them, but when you hear about people being scared of clowns or spiders or rape, they get a lot less hate than I do when I say that their transparent eyelashes and eyebrows, pale freckled color skin and insane strength from being coded genetically differently than normal humans because their breed used to be seen as devil children and left in the woods to fend for themselves and that’s why the ones you see today are from the “surviving” gingers.

Either way, I was checking out a tight bodied chick in leggings, like every fucking girl in this city wears, which I find really un-fucking-inspiring even though I can make out every dimple in her ass and usually what her pussy looks like, but I still like a little variety and seeing everyone dressed the same is some serious laziness that girls need to put a stop too, we get it, shit’s comfortable and kinda hot and all your friends are doing it, but you could at least fucking try to be your own person.

Regardless, I’m checking out her ass in her leggings and some fucking Ginger comes out of nowhere, like they often do, because they are sneaky as fuck and I was tempted to save her from him because I know when ginger’s are linked up with girls they’re trouble, but then dude slid is hand on her tight 19 year old ass, and she looked and him and lovingly smiled. I was trying to figure out whether she did it because she knew if she didn’t he’d lock her in her cage, or maybe she was color blind and didn’t notice the fact that his hair was orange and skin see-through and splotchy, but then I came to terms with the fact that he probably has rich parents and he probably buys her shit to keep her around….

I kinda feel like the same kind of thing is going on with Rachel Bilson and the dude from Star Wars. Looking at them together makes me feel kinda sick, but then I realize that he probably buys her nice things, and girls like nice things….so no chance of your hurtbag ass to ever get a quality chick to use you, but I did see an episode of Jerry where some ghetto black girl bragged about her boyfriend buying her fried chicken and I’m not even joking or trying to make a racial slur. Sometimes the funniest things in life write themselves….thanks for the laughs Bilson…..

Rachel Bilson Hard Nipple Picture
Rachel Bilson Eats Cheetos With Her Daughter….Who Isn’t Her Daughter….
Mischa Barton’s Ass in Leggings…
Mischa Barton’s Dumpy Ass and Legs Pictures

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2007

03

Oct

I am – Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen Are Fuckin' of the Day

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I always rip into ginger-haired people for scaring the fuck out of me and people get mad thinking I am some kind of racist against people with orange hair….which I guess I kinda am because I am scared of them, but when you hear about people being scared of clowns or spiders or rape, they get a lot less hate than I do when I say that their transparent eyelashes and eyebrows, pale freckled color skin and insane strength from being coded genetically differently than normal humans because their breed used to be seen as devil children and left in the woods to fend for themselves and that’s why the ones you see today are from the “surviving” gingers.

Either way, I was checking out a tight bodied chick in leggings, like every fucking girl in this city wears, which I find really un-fucking-inspiring even though I can make out every dimple in her ass and usually what her pussy looks like, but I still like a little variety and seeing everyone dressed the same is some serious laziness that girls need to put a stop too, we get it, shit’s comfortable and kinda hot and all your friends are doing it, but you could at least fucking try to be your own person.

Regardless, I’m checking out her ass in her leggings and some fucking Ginger comes out of nowhere, like they often do, because they are sneaky as fuck and I was tempted to save her from him because I know when ginger’s are linked up with girls they’re trouble, but then dude slid is hand on her tight 19 year old ass, and she looked and him and lovingly smiled. I was trying to figure out whether she did it because she knew if she didn’t he’d lock her in her cage, or maybe she was color blind and didn’t notice the fact that his hair was orange and skin see-through and splotchy, but then I came to terms with the fact that he probably has rich parents and he probably buys her shit to keep her around….

I kinda feel like the same kind of thing is going on with Rachel Bilson and the dude from Star Wars. Looking at them together makes me feel kinda sick, but then I realize that he probably buys her nice things, and girls like nice things….so no chance of your hurtbag ass to ever get a quality chick to use you, but I did see an episode of Jerry where some ghetto black girl bragged about her boyfriend buying her fried chicken and I’m not even joking or trying to make a racial slur. Sometimes the funniest things in life write themselves….thanks for the laughs Bilson…..

Rachel Bilson Hard Nipple Picture
Rachel Bilson Eats Cheetos With Her Daughter….Who Isn’t Her Daughter….
Mischa Barton’s Ass in Leggings…
Mischa Barton’s Dumpy Ass and Legs Pictures

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2007

03

Oct

I am – Michelle Ray Smith Is Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t care about hockey, I hate people who are hooked on it here and it’s not just a stereotype, Canadians live and breath this shit and anytime there’s a game in town they all get loud and annoying and break shit and I have yet to see a hot chick in a hockey jersey or into hockey so these asshole jock-lovin testosterone frat boys and fat drunken french men really should re-consider the whole loving hockey thing, because life is about hot pussy and not about watching dudes skating, because skating is probably the gayest activity a person can do….I mean other than sucking on their best friend’s dick, because that’s substantially gayer….

I don’t know much about Michelle Ray Smith other than when I first saw her pic I wanted to know more about her, she’s on some Soap Opera, she was in Victoria Secret and Noxema Commercials and she’s in her 30s. I was distracted by her amazing tits to realize that she was old.

I was walking outside today because I like to commune with the people sometimes, being an internet celebrity allows me the anonymity to you know just be normal, because I’ve decided that having 12 readers makes me an internet celebrity. I walked by some hot girl who I though was a young 20 something studying for an upcoming exam. She was wearing tight jeans and had a banging ass, she had blonde hair as was pretty well put together. I decided to conveniently stop and stare at her hoping she’d notice so that I could tell her how I want to watch her shower but as I got closer I realized she was inher mid 30s and was reading a baby naming book, meaning bitch was knocked up.

I was into the fact that she was packin’ fetus and that I knew she took load in her at least once but probably a whole lot of times because I’ve never used a condom and never had a pregnancy scare, unless I have but gave the girl the wrong name or number, or maybe they just didn’t want to have to smell me again because they were ashamed enough that they let me plant my seed in them, which works out better for me because paying for an abortion is such a waste of money and the whole process of pretending you care when all you’re thinking about is that these fuckin’ doctors better get all of this baby out. Reality is that I was probably shooting blanks but I like to think that if I did knock a bitch up, that brought the baby to term and I have my own little army out there that I don’t know about…maybe I am your dad….sorry I was never there for you…don’t call me, I can’t deal with this responsibility….unless you’re rich and successful in which case, where have all my birthday and christmas gifts been the last 20 years you cheap fuck….

Point of this post is that I love this Michelle Ray Smith girl.

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