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2007

03

Oct

I am – Vanessa Hudgen’s Political T-Shirt of the Day

Some dude who is serving your country emailed me to tell me that he loves my stepLINKS. I was offended that he didn’t read my actually posts, but remembered that either does anyone else so I tried to look at the positive and felt like I was doing my part for the poor fuckers fighting for your government in Iraq and dying for some war that is putting your country into bankruptcy. Reality is that Bankruptcy isn’t so bad. I knew a guy who racked up 60,000 dollars of credit card debt and loans and shit and decided to not pay his bills and the only thing he lost was his car because he spent all that money on drinking and gambling and couldn’t get a credit card for 7 years, so it’s not a big deal and an easy way to party hard for a few months, but I guess people dying is and I hope my stepLINK fan isn’t one of them, because he’s obviously the coolest motherfucker out there.

Anyway, Vanessa Hudgens is out pretending she’s with it and cares about the world by wearing some Peace Now shirt, when her real concerns are making her hair appointment and trying to get her gay boyfriend hard for her when she’s not too busy taking naked pictures of herself for people who release that shit to the internet. She’s acting all high and mighty when she’s probably an uneducated high school drop out even though she’s on a show about high school which means that there is irony in her t-shirt and in her career and in her relationship, making this Vanessa Hudgens slut way more complex than I ever thought.

Point of all this is to say, Support Your Troops because there will never be peace, this war will be going on for the rest of all of our lives. Good times.

Vanessa Hudgens Party Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Self-Shot Underwear Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures

Posted in:Ironic|Slut|T-Shirt|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

03

Oct

I am – Vanessa Hudgen's Political T-Shirt of the Day

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Some dude who is serving your country emailed me to tell me that he loves my stepLINKS. I was offended that he didn’t read my actually posts, but remembered that either does anyone else so I tried to look at the positive and felt like I was doing my part for the poor fuckers fighting for your government in Iraq and dying for some war that is putting your country into bankruptcy. Reality is that Bankruptcy isn’t so bad. I knew a guy who racked up 60,000 dollars of credit card debt and loans and shit and decided to not pay his bills and the only thing he lost was his car because he spent all that money on drinking and gambling and couldn’t get a credit card for 7 years, so it’s not a big deal and an easy way to party hard for a few months, but I guess people dying is and I hope my stepLINK fan isn’t one of them, because he’s obviously the coolest motherfucker out there.

Anyway, Vanessa Hudgens is out pretending she’s with it and cares about the world by wearing some Peace Now shirt, when her real concerns are making her hair appointment and trying to get her gay boyfriend hard for her when she’s not too busy taking naked pictures of herself for people who release that shit to the internet. She’s acting all high and mighty when she’s probably an uneducated high school drop out even though she’s on a show about high school which means that there is irony in her t-shirt and in her career and in her relationship, making this Vanessa Hudgens slut way more complex than I ever thought.

Point of all this is to say, Support Your Troops because there will never be peace, this war will be going on for the rest of all of our lives. Good times.

Vanessa Hudgens Party Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Self-Shot Underwear Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures

Posted in:Ironic|Slut|T-Shirt|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

02

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went on a cigar hunt and made friends with a toothless taxi driver on my journey. He told me stories about how he’s been smoking weed for the last 55 years and how the internet has made people into selfish, self absorbed cocksuckers who are all about showing off how awesome they are, whether in porn or on sites like myspace.

I told him that I had a website and I was trying to make myself famous because I hear it’s a good retirement plan and he told me that I am part of the problem….He told me that 30 years ago people weren’t as demented and that even if they were, they’d bottle that shit up but now they are finding like-minded people and being demented together….He went on about how the technology isn’t the problem it’s the people using the technology and I do admit that pretty much every asshole I meet is a self-righteous cunt who only cares about themselves and their status, and I do think that the internet is home for a lot of freakshows and that’s why I do these links and why I have a site.

Point of the story is that I asked him for a free ride home and he called me a piece of shit and drove away…I guess he’s the selfish one in our union…and here are my links:

Some Dude Tries to Be Cool and Fucks Up…Amazing….
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Britney Loses Kids and Hates Chris Crocker
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Who Would You Rather Game…The Custody Battle Edition
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Eva Longoria Makes a Lame Video That Makes Fun of Her Sex Tape because She Sucks.
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Lou Perlman is Accused of Being a Pedophile Which is So Shocking Considering Creating Boy Bands Is The Least Pedophile Job in the World
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The Video That Brought Me and My Long Lost stepNEPHEW Together…The Punching Show
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This girl got booted from an Argentinian reality show to pick the cast of that country’s High School Musical after Disney found this Sex Tape of Her Getting Slammed With Her Socks on… on the Internet
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Why Hot Chicks Have Shitty Personalities….
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Rihanna Lookin’ Hot Photoshoot Because I Love Her….
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Jordan’s Friend Alex Curran Also Had an Upskirt in the Same Panties as Jordan….
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Britney Spears Rockin’ a Short Dress After Losing Her Kids
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Some Chick Named Kristin Bauer Showin’ Off Her Tits In This Stripping Video
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Emily Scott Naked in Max Magazine
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Girls Fighting in the Shower…video
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Retro Vin Deisel Clip
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Eva Longoria In a Wifebeater
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Vida Guerra White Lingerie Photoshoot
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Ocean Drive Magazine Lookin’ Good
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Halle Berry Doesn’t Want to Have Ugly Babies
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Jennifer Garner Does Martha Stewart
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Mila Jovovich Weighs 193 Lbs
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Gisele Hangin’ With Koalas
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Bai Ling Thinks Shes Friends With Angelina Jolie
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Kylie Minogue Showing Off Her Cleavage
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Some Victoria Beckham Nude Pictures
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Some Topless Simon Cowell and Some Crooked Mouthed Whore
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Britney Spears Has a Sex Tape
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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Had Mind Blowing Sex
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big Breasted Asian Chick Gets Molested on the Train
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Some Fat Ass Chick Named Kimberly Walsh in a Bikini
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Girl Sends in Some Titty Pics Fan Sign Cuz She Loves Me
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1987 Flashback of Celebrities Who Are Still Around Today..Funny
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More Britney After Finding Out She Lost Her Kids
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Vanessa Hudgens Playing With Balls
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Angelina Jolie’s Hot Photoshoot
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Lohan With Her Pumpkin
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Aniston and Orlando Bloom Aren’t Fucking
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Alyssa Milano Does Details Magazine
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Sheryl Crow in a Bikini in Shape Magazine
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Some Chick Named Emily Booth Rockin’ Some Pink Panties
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Dating JLO Ruined Ben Affleck’s Career
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Some JLO Caricature
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Demi Moore Had 500,000 Dollars in Plastic Surgery
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Young Actor in the Philippines Gets Hit By A Car Video
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Mom Gets Caught Masturbating Video – Leave Your Audio On….
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Some Girl’s Photobucket Pictures
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Some Photobucket Titty Action
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Some Raven Riley On Photobucket
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A Whole Lot of Porn on Photobucket
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Nice Nose
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Some Girls Underwear Pics on Photobucket
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Another Girl’s Underwear on Phootbucket
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Some Couple’s Homemade Porn
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Another Couple’s Homemade Porn Pics
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Photobucket Girl in Her Underwear
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Some Dave Chappelle Download of Live at the Fillmore in the stepFORUM
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Pre-Release of Underworld in the stepFORUM
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Hot Ass Video
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Dirty Pussy Juice Prank….That Will Give You a Boner…
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Fuck You Paul is a Site a Girl Started To Get Back At Her Ex…Sure It Is…
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Tasty 18 and 19 Gets an 84
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Use This Spray To Get Laid
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown
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2007

02

Oct

I am – DrunkenStepfather at the Neighborhood Festival Part 2 of the Day

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So the stepNEPHEW, Paco Riviera, followed up yesterday’s video with a second part that was shot when he was a little more drunk and so were the people he was talking to. It’s nice to see that no one has any idea what this site is, except Steve Aoki, it is because no one reads this site and that’s okay, I am used to it and will keep on posting because I have pretty much nothing better to do with my time and because it allows me to brag about being the coolest site on the internet that no one reads, and chicks really dig that at least that’s what I tell myself when my wife is trying to convince me to go down on her…I’m all like “bitch I don’t need you”…but then I realize that I do cuz I got nothing better going for me.

Check Out Aoki’s Record Label and Pre-Order His New CD that Hits October 16th
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Buy Aoki Signature Supra Shoes and Signature WESC Headphones
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Check out the DIMMAK Clothing Collection for some Cool T-Shirts
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DrunkenStepfather at the Neighborhood Festival Part 1
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I link people who say nice things about me.

Posted in:Hipsters|Neighborhood Festival|stepTV|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

02

Oct

I am – Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Pictures of the Day

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I am getting a lot of slack because this email was sent to me yesterday that had pictures of Anna Nicole rockin’ some kind of overdose puking all over herself. I was under the impression they were taken the day she died and that it was her corpse and I am not into dead bodies at all but it turns out that they are from a previous overdose that went down in the Bahamas….

No one really knows who took the picture or where it came from but I wasn’t going to touch it because I have some serious issues about posting dead people on the site. I figure that she died already and she should be left alone. That doesn’t make sense to most people because they think I have no limits, talking about rape, sex, racism, teenage pregnancy and all the other trash I talk, but I don’t think it’s a moral issue. I think it’s gotta do with Karma.

I have had people die, I have seen people overdose, I know addicts and the whole thing’s pretty sad. People self-destructing is all fun until they actually die and bringing up a dead girl a long time after she died in the process of overdosing leading up to her death is not really my thing.

Either way, I did think I should let you guys see the picture, since I emailed it to all my contacts and have been answering at least 5 emails about it which is huge volume to me, so I guess it’s newsworthy and a big deal.

I still think that this shit is some stripper in middle america making a joke with her drug dealing boyfriend, but who knows…

So here’s the Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Pictures – It’s safe to say that it’s not a very sexy topless pic

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Posted in:Anna Nicole Smith|Overdose|Topless|Unsorted

2007

02

Oct

I am – Brooke Burns Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Brooke Burns Paddle Surfing like so many other celebrity bikini sets I’ve seen the last few months. It’s some new craze that everyone’s jumping on because they don’t realize how fucking Gay it is. This shit is gayer than watching prostate massage porn, and that’s pretty gay, even if the person doing the prostate massage has a vagina. Speaking of vagina, if you look close enough you can see part of her vagina, which should make you happy considering you’ve never really seen a vagina and everytime you watch porn shit’s like seeing pictures of the Loch Ness Monster or Big Foot, because you know it exists, you’ve just never tasted it.

Either way, here are those pics of a tall skinny and fit Brook Burns in her bikini.

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2007

02

Oct

I am – Cameron Diaz’s Ass Flash on Set of the Day

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The only thing wrong with a 32 year old bitch going through a mid-life crisis is pretty much everything, what once was tight, is now loose, and what I once considered ejaculating on, reminds me of a bowl of Oatmeal. Donâ€™t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Oatmeal or ejaculating on it, especially if youâ€™re poor. That shit can feed an entire family. I am just saying that Cameron Diaz is like every other single 32 year old.

People like to be like everyone else. People are drawn to what other people are drawn to. There’s a comfort in group approval and thought that makes people happy. They get excited over the same popular song or movie, they think the same girls are hot, they are sheep but they are happy being a part of the herd because it’s not scary because there’s company with them there.

I always turned my back to what was popular, not by choice but because knowing that the masses were into something was enough to turn me off of it. I’d instantly think it was lame when it hit the mainstream. I was accused of being some asshole cynic who was pretentious and purposely did it to prove a point or to purposely be different, because they were sheep who assumed I cared about what people thought of me, because everyone has to care about what people think of you, that’s what our society is based on… So the world is all about living this constant cycle of fitting in and being liked and following the rules.

I have decided today that there is comfort in cliches. Lookin’ at these pictures of Cameron Diaz’s ass exposed in the wind make me think of a washed up has been who everyone wanted to fuck a few years ago, who’s biological clock is ticking and who dated a young dude who left her for new younger pussy, leaving her insecure and forced to workout to get back on the market and bad mouth him for having a small dick, because the small dick line is the girls best defense when a dude leaves her and now she’s flashing the world her ass hoping someone will accidentally throw a bucket of cum on her so that one sticks and knocks her up so that this single depressing life she’s living and hiding behind exaggerated clown faces ends and she can just settle down and be a normal 30 something year old with a bucket of cum dripping off of her……

Here are those pics.

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2007

02

Oct

I am – Cameron Diaz's Ass Flash on Set of the Day

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The only thing wrong with a 32 year old bitch going through a mid-life crisis is pretty much everything, what once was tight, is now loose, and what I once considered ejaculating on, reminds me of a bowl of Oatmeal. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Oatmeal or ejaculating on it, especially if you’re poor. That shit can feed an entire family. I am just saying that Cameron Diaz is like every other single 32 year old.

People like to be like everyone else. People are drawn to what other people are drawn to. There’s a comfort in group approval and thought that makes people happy. They get excited over the same popular song or movie, they think the same girls are hot, they are sheep but they are happy being a part of the herd because it’s not scary because there’s company with them there.

I always turned my back to what was popular, not by choice but because knowing that the masses were into something was enough to turn me off of it. I’d instantly think it was lame when it hit the mainstream. I was accused of being some asshole cynic who was pretentious and purposely did it to prove a point or to purposely be different, because they were sheep who assumed I cared about what people thought of me, because everyone has to care about what people think of you, that’s what our society is based on… So the world is all about living this constant cycle of fitting in and being liked and following the rules.

I have decided today that there is comfort in cliches. Lookin’ at these pictures of Cameron Diaz’s ass exposed in the wind make me think of a washed up has been who everyone wanted to fuck a few years ago, who’s biological clock is ticking and who dated a young dude who left her for new younger pussy, leaving her insecure and forced to workout to get back on the market and bad mouth him for having a small dick, because the small dick line is the girls best defense when a dude leaves her and now she’s flashing the world her ass hoping someone will accidentally throw a bucket of cum on her so that one sticks and knocks her up so that this single depressing life she’s living and hiding behind exaggerated clown faces ends and she can just settle down and be a normal 30 something year old with a bucket of cum dripping off of her……

Here are those pics.

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2007

02

Oct

I am – Jody from the Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalist Self Shot Pics of the Day

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No one seems to support my quest to seduce some Maxim chick over the internet by making her win the Hometown Hotties Contest. I got one email, which is a lot of me, about how I’m a loser sell out of trying to get you guys to help me get a bowling date with this Jody bitch. It was going to be my greatest stepTV clip yet and now it will never happen.

To prove my point that Jody deserves to win this contest, I ripped off some self-shot underwear pics off her facebook. I am pretty confident that she will end up suing me for hacking this shit, but I think it’ll improve her chances of winning because we like girls who take pictures of themselves in the mirror while rockin’ their underwear. Her body is bangin’ I don’t care what you say, I just care that you vote, because I want this date to happen. Help a brother out….

VOTE FOR JODY SHE NEEDS TO WIN FOR MY PENIS
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2007

02

Oct

I am – Kate Middleton Upskirt of the Day

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Kate Middleton was linked to one of Diana’s Princes, which is a pretty good relationship to be in had she kept dude happy enough to keep him around. The paparazzi killed his mom and they are just as hooked on him and she’d have an have to deal with being followed everywhere she went, but he’s some prime pussy because dude’s probably richer than most people and sometimes that’s a good trade off, especially considering that the paparazzi still follows her around and she’s not even capitalizing on him…..

Here are some pictures of Kate Middleton having a panty upskirt which is totally unacceptable behavior for a bitch who dated royalty. If I was the Prince I would demand my sluts never wear underwear even after we broke up because vagina flashes are cooler than panty shots. I’d make the bitch sign a contract and if she strayed from the rules I’d have my people chop off her head, or send the paparazzi to run her off the road or whatever Royalty do. If I was a Prince I’d probably do a lot of other really stupid shit but only because I would get away with it because I was a Prince. Like I’d randomly walk into people’s houses kick them out and turn it into a fort while playing with the wive’s panties or some shit….There are just so many options…..

I once knew a dude with a ton of money who thought fucking with whores was the funniest thing he could do with his money. So he’d call them out and get them to do random shit like hug him for an hour or read him bed time stories, or watch him wash the dishes, or try on his expensive suits. He’d drop 500 dollars an hour sometimes because it was worth it to him, he was like the king of his own castle he just used his power in a way that made me uncomfortable, even though I laughed.

Here are those pics.

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