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2022

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley On Her Back of the Day

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Here’s some optical illusion fuckery for you to confuse your mind with….

One of those “these filters are out of fucking control”…she’s practically erased her damn face off with the blur, but for whatever reason, still looks hot, even if it’s a digitally altered version of her.

I thought she was trolling us, I guess in ways she is, but then I saw her in video that wasn’t edited and she’s holding up nicely, not this nicely, but this is the instagram version of a 50 year old I guess….even when the 50 year old looks good for 50….probably better than most 20 year olds now that they’ve been told being hot is a bad thing, and if they want to get noticed be as vile, fat and disgusting as possible, so it’s not saying much, but it is still tricking us into thinking it’s some kind of real….and I find that irresponsible as I still would wear hr used vagina like a sock puppet, she could be my lamb chops and call me her Sherry Lewis…

What?

Exactly.

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2022

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Some say that not all panties are created equally, but the fact of the matter is that not all panty wearers are created equally, because the right panty wearer can be hot even when using your face as a pair of panties, and you’re pretty gross, but also hot if she decides to use some rotten luncheon meat as panties, or really a dirty diaper as panties, so the concept of men being such fags that women had to be insecure about wearing full back panties unless they were in a long term relationship, is some real propaganda bullshit lie, like the attack on BUSH, not man genuinely HATES bush, or GRANNY panties and if they do…they are probably a they and just haven’t had the testosterone levels checked yet.

Here’s some FULL BACK PANTIES to help EMPOWER the FULL BACK panty wearers.

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2022

Apr

Dreamy Escalotor Reminds Me of Why I Like Mall Food Courts and Other Videos of the Day

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Morning Stretch

Mom Tits Picking Up the Kids

HIKES!

Hot Outfit

The Dog Wants to Play

Looking at the Shorts

Great Hikes with the Chem Trails

Short Shorts!

FEEDING the Giraffes

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2022

Apr

Egg Booty Video of the Day

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TOXICA VIP shows you how to make breakfast when trying to go viral on social media, you know to get those subscribers.

I think it’s brilliant, more so that this content doesn’t get deleted off instagram anymore, and is just deemed normal behavior instead of something you’d pay a hooker extra to do before she leaves your house since you came in the first 5 minutes of her being there and you only get one POP don’t miss your chance to blow…but instead, it’s paving the way for a future TikTok Trend, you know ALL girls will do their variation of it.

I should definitely be making more money on the internet in it’s current state of degeneracy. Who wants to manage me?

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2022

Apr

Girls Love Abortions of the Day

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This is a video that I assume was put together by SAVANAH HERNANDEZ who seems to be some hot on the street political commentary babe…..because as you know, I find pure bloods or any girl who knows all this shit is fucking crazy, you know the good Christian Values that our society is based on, NORMAL people in an internet world filled with WOKE half wit morons….who make no fucking sense.

We gotta stand up against the insanity, and it today’s video, they ask people about LATE TERM ABORTIONS and people who don’t want to say “that’s crazy” in fear of being labeled an anti-abortionist, one of those “I don’t have a vagina, so I can’t have an opinion on women’s bodies”…..are basically endorsing AFTER BIRTH abortions, because it’s the mom’s right….NO, that’s fucking murder you dumb fucks….all abortion is, and for anyone to celebrate it like a women’s right to get cummed in unprotected because she’s a woman and it is hr right, they’re crazy.

Abortion, great tool for medical issues, maybe for a slip up you can’t handle here and there, but they want every baby aborted and people virtue signalling hop on the train instead of saying “maybe you should be sad or ashamed of having an abortion, it would actually show that you still have a soul, you narcissistic fucks”.

Satan’s hard at work

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2022

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was going to write a rant with some investigative journalism examples to back up my story, but I got too lazy and figured no one reads this anyway, but if you like what I am telling you about, I am sure you can go find examples of the shit, because it is shit.

Basically, there’s a movement of slutty girls on TikTok who are producing HERPES empowerment videos, some aren’t all that disgusting to look at, despite being disgusting in their vagina….

So they say shit like “guys who tell you they won’t fuck you because you have herpes”….”bro, I get dick anytime I want”…..hence the fucking herpes.

You gotta wonder what kind of place you’re in, where your herpes diagnosis becomes a marketing hook on your TikTok to show other girls with herpes that it’s ok to HERP….if it’s good enough for PARIS HILTON, then it’s good enough for some random slut who rocks an OnlyFans, or who’s PROLIFIC on the tinder.

So things are not something you should be empowered by….it’s OK to feel shame, self hatred and disgust with yourself for ruining your cunt for life because of a random hook-up that probably didn’t make you cum.

GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE…make empowerment videos of shit that is empowering, not shit that is disgusting being spun as empowering! That’s DISINFORMATION MISINFORMATION.

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2022

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw that they were reading some of Johnny Depp’s text messages to his homies about his horrible cunt wife who was manipulating, abusing, taking advantage of his good intentions while spending his money like the Texas stripper trash she fucking is….

They are trying to hold it against him for saying something about drowning her, burning her body and fucking the corpse to make sure she’s dead….like people don’t make necrophiliac jokes on the regular.

Just this morning I was telling my wife that when she dies from obesity related issues, I will fuck her one last time before calling the coroner so that we can say she died having sex, even if the sex came right before the rigor mortis sets in, you know one last hurrah if you will and I will…plus her expelling of her excrements when all lets loose could act as some sort of vile lubricant.

The point is, making burning bodies and fucking them jokes, is totally normal when talking about prosititutes you accidentally marry in a drug and drunken stupor….

The court system, the legal system, high paid lawyers are such a scam with their bullshit laws, their bullshit legalese legal language, their bullshit protocol. I like the old west, humans handling shit like the animals we are approach. If a hooker crosses the line, you remove her from the situation. Imagine a brothel owner in Deadwood going to court over his unhappy hooker, no, you fucking remove the problem and go on with being awesome!

The point of the story is that men know how manipulative women can be, men know how they’ve been abused by opportunistic women, even broke dudes get manipulated by women, you stick your dick in and you pay the fucking price….but not all women are EVIL, but it’s not that far of a stretch for us to believe that some are…we’ve all heard the stories…..so TEAM JOHNNY….calculated cunts may not be calculators, but they are can count money and figure out how to get it.

The point is, the legal system is so fucking petty, fighting over text messages sent to his friends over bullshit, like fuck off and treat the bitch like the whore she is.

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2022

Apr

Alexandra Daddario Bikini Chemtrails of the Day

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When you’re one of the old ones, pretending to still be one of the young ones, because you’ve finally managed to breakthrough to the mainstream riding on Sydney Sweeney’s tits in White Lotus, where she played the older tits that aren’t quite as impressive as the Sydney Sweeney tits, but when they join forces, they almost have the power of a decent actress, some form like voltron but with tits…and acting not whatever the fuck volton did…I could never relate to nerd shit….and still haven’t seen Lord of the Rings movies…

That said, when you’re old, but staying youthful because younger people are starting to care and maybe all your rich girl dreams are about to come true, all that dick sucking, that may not have been actual throating, since she was a rich kid and her rent was paid while going to castings and faking til making it..

You take the pic from about 30 feet away, so tits are seen, body seems less doughy and proportonate and the haggard face doesn’t distract frm the overall hot bod….that may or may not be getting hit by CHEM TRAILS spreading COVID and OTHER fun things those CHEM TRAILS have spread….WEATHER MANIPULATION ANYONE?

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2022

Apr

Katharine McPhee Wet of the Day

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This is Katharine McPhee doing her best impression of one of her husband’s adult diapers after one too many ENSURES…..

That’s all I got….

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2022

Apr

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

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You gotta love a good Christian girl rocking her cross proudly, because she wants you to know that she did not get sold to the satanic and perverted hollywood industry, she’s god GOD on her side, which is why she’s rocking a pretty racy bra as a top, it’s the nipple tape of bras, to show you what GOD has given her, or at least given her the ability to buy..

She’s a Disney Kid gone bad, but not quite as bad as the Disney Stock now that Florida has said “Fuck you woke grooming monsters coming at our kids, pay the fuck up, the free ride is over”….which it fucking should be, but since everything is corrupt, people get bought off by powerful companies, we’re basically destined to a fascist life of hell!

BUT AT LEAST THEIR TRAINED TALENT GIVE YOU tits to jerk off to in their outfit choices as they bridge the gap between porno and mainstream in the weirdest way, because it’s just shit porno and not mainstream at all…instead of being of quality….it’s an instant gratification throat fucking era of 40 second porn clips, what do we expect…NOT MUCH.

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