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2022

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

You gotta wonder about the ad agency that put together any commercial of two people chatting on ZOOM, if that doesn’t give you anxiety to watch, even if you’re a non zoomer like me, I don’t know what will. We don’t need to watch people on a TV screen zomming each other ….ever…we don’t even like zooming in the first place, no one likes zooming and TV is a good place to pretend the technology isn’t coming to eat our souls..but instead they make us watch the TV version of it. Terrible.

TECHNOLOGY IS EVIL! You don’t need to get META with it. I’m just trying to watch the Opry on Nashville’s own Circle TV people, keep the ads of people on ZOOM out of my damn face….out of your motherfucking mouth…..which is why I fear the internet the fucking internet that shit is going to KILL us all….if it hasn’t already.

It was a better life, even if it was still a shit life…..back when we had NONE of this technology shit connecting us to all the bullshit all day everyday…and they keep getting crazier and crazier with it….

When the internet was anonymous and hilarious and a great place to jerk off without knowing your camera was recording you and listening to your every moan and tear….as they document your porn preferences to your bank balances and how many friends you have….you could find weird pockets of perverts, amateur porn producers, losers, weirdos, the social awkward, the support groups…the ravers and the nrds…and it was a good time….

But now, it’s just way more real than real life, and we should all be uncomfortable with that.

So get off the internet, but first some stepLINKS….

Madison Pettis is Crochet Bikini top!
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Katherine McPhee Sheer Wet Outfit
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The Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson Wedding is Going Down this Weekend and the Festivities Have Already Started
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Keirnan. Shipka Selfies the Cleavage
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Kesha in a Silk Dress
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Skimask Girl from Instagram Sized Up
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The Cavinder Twins are Heading to Miami U
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Pittsburgh Steelers’ Najee Harris and Pat Freiermuth accompany Britt Baker to the ring during
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20 Bad Ass Quotes from Boxers
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K-Fed Flips Out on Britney Over Accusation
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The Story of a Man Who Drew His Own Money
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Car Crashes int Truck
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Fight Pranking her Mom
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Brandy Gordon is Nude at Home
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Sarah Cheek Brings the Bikini Selfie
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They’ve Named a Bug Aftr Taylor Swift
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Some Skills, Some Talents
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People who Got Lucky
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Goose Attack
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Shop Stella Hudgen’s Wish List
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Lingerie Model in the Gym
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Cam Newton Addresses His Comments on Women, Says It Was Taken Out of Context
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Banjo Playing for a Fox
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Man in Romper in NYC
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Trampoline Fail
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Near Nude Shoot with Model Veronica
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Nic Cage Would Not Fight His Clone
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Invisible Magician
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Hilarious Fake ‘Cucumber’ Prank In Public!
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Tina Hoffmann in her Underwear
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Megan Fox Gets Stoned
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Restaurant Veg vs Home Cooked Veg
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Who Bought Your Coachella Ticket
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Baseball Brawl
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Compilation of Reunited Moments
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Sweet Dreams!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Joy Corrigan and her Sister in Bikinis
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Amelia Grey Hamlin Scary Looking But Has Tits
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Gal Gadot in a Photoshoot
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Natasha Lyonne is So Much Trash
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Talia Storm’s Stripper Clothings
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Noah Cyrus Titty on Kimmel
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Nora Arnezeder Worth a Fuck
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Emma Brooks Bra Top
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Greer Grammer in a Short Skirt
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Irina Shayk Still Hot
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Butt Plug and Crotchless Panties
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Futuristic Road Head
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Girl POV
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Lotion on the Tits
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31 Days that are Shitty
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What the Fuck Was That
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Wine Sluts
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Juicing the Pussy
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Crackhead Shit
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Titty Drop!
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Slutty Selfies
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ASSHOLE WINKS
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Fighting Fridays
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Little Titty Hotty
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Big Ass on a Dildo
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BIG TITTY FLASHER
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Looking for her Watch
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Nadine’s 90s Shoot
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Tattoo Girls
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Codi VORE Giant Tits
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Massive Dildo
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MISFIT MEMES
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Veronica Pussy Spreader
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Second Thoughts on the Casting Couch
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Dildo in the ASs
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Locked Up Pussy
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Hot Titty Fuck
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Romancing the Vagina
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Four Eyes and her Butt Plug
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Normal Sex Tape
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Long Hair Pussy Flasher
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Nugget Warzone
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Amateur Fuck
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Milking
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Amateur Fuck
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Puffy Pussy Fuck
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2022

22

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

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When an entire series is based on one actress pulling her tit out, I’m talking about Euphoria, that use Sydney Sweeneys as fodder to get views every fucking chance they get, because the show’s ripped off from Israel, and the writer’s some pansy ass rich kid with an industry dad who is about as in touch with real life as doing his research for the show on Reddit, IG, Pornhub and Tumblr…..pretty fucking lame and I can’t sit through it, even for the Sydney Sweeney tits…

But yeah, when the tits carry the fucking show, seeing them in a bikini top is a giant who the fuck cares, but I guess one could argue that even if they were topless, who the fuck cares…they’re just the biggest tits in Hollywood and Hollywood is dead…so hold onto the clickbait since we’re all just a bunch of bottom feeders, some are just better at it than others…while some of us just want to bottom feed of Sweeney bottom…..you know, cuz she’s it-girl tits..TIT-Girl the IT-GIRL…she should hire me to run her marketing team..

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2022

22

Apr

Irina Shayk Bikini Selfies of the Day

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I guess this is how you get that A-List creampie when you’re ovulating so that it sticks and works out to be a lucrative business relationship, because as a Russian, with your cold and calculated KGB trained minds, and your agent provocateur trained body, you gotta do what you gotta to to survive in luxury….

As I keep seeing more and more Ukraine flags raised around town, and hear more and more insane cancelling of Russian citizens over nonsense, like how Wimbeldon is banning Russian players because it’s party of the reset, I am pretty sure that no one’s out here trying to cancel this mom bod in a bikini, still looking hot.

Funny how that works…selective fucking programming and I’m ok with that, because Irina may be a beacon of hope for Russian for perverts like me who love how hot the Russians are….maybe things will get bad enough that we’ll have to go there and charter a boat back with our harem…Ukranians are hot too, so they can get on board too…nothing like some wore to make willing prostitutes even more desperate!

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2022

22

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I say the same thing about On/Off’s every week, I really should just cut and paste the same words, since no one would notice and that’s basically what I already do, but I spin it people, like today we’ve got some Karate Ninja Judo bitch showing you her ill-fitting martial arts outfit, but more importantly what you’d see after you grapple that ill-fitting martial arts outfit off of her. It’s all about inclusivity, genderless sports, and skill people….NOT SEXUAL ASSAULT…right…..

So I say, let’s mandate On/Off not SOCIAL CREDIT SCORES in the UTOPIA they have planned for you peasant slaves with their digital currencies and lockdowns and control…..

Because I always want to know what a bitch looks like under her clothes for many reasons, all roads leading back to me being a pervert.

WHAT SIZE TITS, WHAT SIZE NIPPLE, WHAT COLOR NIPPLE< DOES SHE HAVE BIRTH MARKS, is she fat and sofit, or fit and hard bodied, what about the bush, is there bush, what's the shape, length color....then there's pussy, asshole, lips, clits and it just oesn't end...until the On/Off happens...and it's happening right here. [gallery ids="842200,842196,842195,842194,842197,842199,842198,842201,842203"] (more…)

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2022

22

Apr

Alexa Demie Nipples of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney looks like some pale ass pile of shit, but I guess that’s what happens to these girls when they aren’t pulling out their tits….when all they have to offer are their tits…because they are pretty great tits…it’s just funny that she’s the only celebrity to surface from the ether in the last 5 years…you know, from a NON SOCIAL MEDIA place…because I remember when she had no followers, that shit just blew up for her…ALL BECAUSE of tits.

I guess being from the TITTY era, where celebs weren’t the tits, but rather the SI models like Kate Upton, the Playboy chicks like Anna Nicole….KATIE PRICE / JORDAN…were known for their tits, but not a-listers in all the movies because of the tits..but that’s the only way to get people in seats I guess…TITS get hits and we’re in one big pile of tit.

So anyway, this is Sweeney’s COSTAR, who is in a sheer dress, showing her more modest an brave tits, not intimidated by Sweeney tits, because I guess she realizes all tit lives matter, should be seen, since tits bring great opportunity….and the proof is on her arm candy…

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2022

22

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

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Photoshopped Candice Swanepoel in our ACTOR BASED REALITY, or SIMULATION that we are clearly part of, since everything is fucking fake as fuck that you experience via a screen, still looks pretty fucking good..the only problem with this is figuring out how much of this is real Candice Swanepoel and how much of it is just an illusion…and I figure that requires too much effort, so I’ll just stick with Candice Swanepoel when photoshopped, like she’s always been, is pretty fucking substantial….as far as I’m concerned because I like skinny model bitches, rather than the ditch pigs they’re trying to tell me are hot on the internet…I’m a purist and will not accept fatties as humans.

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2022

22

Apr

Jordyn Jones White Trash Bikini of the Day

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Pretty dumpy for a dancre….I blame filters and photoshop, but realize this is filtered and photoshopped….the love for the fat ass gets girls thinking its hot to be fat…

I guess you can’t escape your genetics when you’re some inbred trash from Kalamazoo….sold to dance for perverted TV executives as a child, given a taste of that there fancy life her alcoholic dad only dreamed of when sodomizing the family goat after one too many whiskeys, no realizing his baby girl was going to end up that goat, because he was too drunk… not THE goat, just like a goat being fucked..which we can anxiously await to have video of, since the only way to the top for this one is officially doing porn now that she’s maxed out on selling panty pics to her fans.

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2022

22

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets…the ageless hosiery, or would it be timeless, because you know back in the 1700s some fisherman who spent a little too much time at sea, probably a Portuguese man, all dumbed down by the sun, the hooch and the years at sea….liked the way his fishnets looked against his legs and said “let’s market this shit”….from sticking his dick in fish as they die on his dick to LINGERIE mogul that’s really lasted for all these years because as a species, we’re pretty perverted….so there’s no difference from your great granny in fishnets trying to suck dick to get on a boat to the new world where she sucked dick of some fur trader…only for her daughter, your granny to slip into the fishnets to suck dick at the honkytonk to find you a grandpappy….you get where I’m going with this…..now you wear fishnets in the mirror as you scream your PRONOUNS at yourself cuz no one will listen…GAYLORD FROM SPACE

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2022

22

Apr

Dove Cameron Push Up of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some Disney Kid that I have decided was created in one of their labs in Florida, that they’re probably going to have to answer for, but I could always be wrong, it’s just that if I was the biggest brand in entertainment that basically owns a chunk of every aspect of the media, I’d probably be creating my own celebrities in a bunker somewhere so that they stay focused on the task at hand, sure I may give them a solid origin story, or even a fake family for a handful of years that they identify as their parents, but I would definitely kill off the parents at a certain point so that her only protector is “the company”….

Maybe I watch too many movies, but she’s definitely gives off creepy and dark vibes…good cleavage though.

Her caption for this was “Tired and Happy”….after a baby shower…she used a baby and a shower emoji so I dug deep into my investigative journalism skills….

At least it wasn’t some cryptic poetry about how she wishes she was dead, or how she cuts herself, so we can focus on her tits, while still being creeped out by her, I don’t feel bad for her, not that I would if she was posting her tits and stories about self harm or depression, I don’t get caught up in the actual person behind the tits, but it’s still better when her darkness is my perception and not weird shit she says.

That said, corset tops do good things to tits….Some middle ages, French Revolution, Royal prostitute marie antoinette shit..

I am amazed I still bother with the big cleavage pics in an era of throat fucking selfies for Family Christmas Cards…but I keep things old school, outdated and pure.

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2022

22

Apr

Feminist Friday of the Day

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FEMINISM IS A LIE THAT MAKES WOMEN UNHAPPY…

I don’t know why any woman would subscribe to working corporate rat race so she can buy herself expensive things to show off to her friends, you know proving that she can support herself, that she’s independent, that she don’t need no man….instead of finding fulfillment in raising your kids, running your family, and NOT WORKING A SHIT JOB THAT ROBS YOU OF YOUR HUMANITY….

It seems like it was a pretty clever way to destory society, because kids need their moms, you can’t argue that….but when a mom’s got her focus on making money, hustling, taking over the world so she can be the next Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP…..you lose sight of that….

The one bastion of hope for the family, is that this generation are a bunch of lazy sugar babies who never want to work, or be corporate heroes, like the women before them with a chip on their shoulder and fire in their eye….so they’re a migration back to being stay at home wife, homemakers, but the prostitute version and only for rich guys, but at least they realize the feminism is retarded, except when it applies to justifying posting nudes for likes…

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