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2022

25

Apr

Ashley Benson Titty Flash of the Day

These are from 2018, I don’t think I’ve seen them before. I definitely have no idea what they are from, maybe some hacker broke into her phone an leaked them, maybe she leaked them because when you have great tits, you might as well use them especially when you’re a self obsessed, proven by being a celebrity, because these people are only in it because they are self obsessed, fame obsessed, attention seeking and disgusting….but Hey, if they show me their tits, I don’t give a fuck about their lameness…and trust me, they are all lame…no celebrity out there is cool….even THE ROCK sits on his instagram and looks at his data and stats to figure out how to become bigger and even more important….instead of fucking off with his money, making his shitty movies, and not being a fame seeking cunt…..

Anyone with an audience, actively tries to grow and maintain that audience, and there’s really nothing interesting about that, but I do wish I had a little more of that in my spirit, maybe we’d have more traffic here because clearly, celebrity is not based on quality, and I am shitty enough to make it, the bar’s pretty low.

Anyway, the titties are good, Ashley Benson is a giant whatever I only like about the tits, so I am glad there being flashed in a good old fashioned drunk slut at a college party way we all need in our souls…

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2022

25

Apr

Heather Graham Bikini Tits of the Day

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We’ve been collectively wanting to titty fuck Heather Graham, who must be in her 60s by now, but thanks to filters and internet lies, still looks great enough to me, but we’ve been collectively wanting to titty fuck Heather Graham since at least Boogie Nights, and some of you may have known of her before that movie, where you obviously knew she had great tits, so you’ve been into titty fucking her longer….IF ONLY OUR DICKS WERE BIG ENOUGH for a titty fuck, rather than just a weird dick smear….but that’s another story on micro penis, we’re here for the celebrity bikini pics for attention despite being a celebrity….so shameless, even pathetic, imagine a multi millionaire acting like a tiktok slut to get seen, while pushing 100 years old, pretty pathetic really…

Heather Graham was once a celebrity that paparazzi climbed fences, hid under dumpsters filled with raw sewage, just to get a pic of her in a bikini, yet here she is just handing them out for free, like a flyer kid outside the night club, but the internet version of “LOOK AT ME’….

Celebrities ruined Celebrity, by being money grubbers who make all their decisions on how much money they can make out of things….and that’s real fucking sad because money tends to support or encourage the WORST shit, not the meaningful shit, but these rich fucks don’t know that, since money is their core interest and need, but the artistry that no longer exists, since all decisions are money oriented and it’s at the point of imploding.

Yes, I look at hot bikini pics of old lady Heather Graham in a bikini and get mad at celebrity for being thirsty attention seeking cunts….

It’s a problem and it doesn’t mean I hate the bikini pics….she’s hot, I’ve wanted to titty fuck her since the 90s…she’s just lame as shit, but can’t help it, she’s surrounded by trash in a garbage industry that’s dying…you cant blame her, she’s an actor, a body, doing what she’s told.

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2022

25

Apr

Hailey Bieber Wet Bikini of the Day

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A lot of people don’t find Hailey Beiber hot, they think she’s a hard jawed, masculine looking money grubber, wallet fucker, Beiber Groupie who climbed the ranks of NUMBER 1 FAN because she actually secured him into marrying him, one of those Amber Heard situations where rich people can still be manipulative cunts to suck dudes into their trap via their cunts….but I guess you could argue that Bieber is a piece of shit bratty rich kid with too big of an ego who figured it’s better to recruit a groupie into his WIFE role, rather than marry a celeb like Selena Gomez, who has her own ego, business, celebrity, arguably as big as Biebers….the power dynamic just won’t work…..so if you get a groupie in, one who had his poster on her pre-teen bedroom wall….you can have a happier life….so I guess Bieber may have groomed her, there are roomers he popped her cherry but who cares.

She’s in a bikini, being rich, wt and her body looks good, so the hard Bieber Doppelganger face doesn’t really bother me, but maybe I find harder, masculine faces hot….does that make me gay, I mean having a blog’s pretty fucking gay….how could I not be gay…right….I should run with being gay, then people won’t ever cancel me, but rather invite me to all their parties being part of their community gives you the ability to be as sassy, vulgar as you want….something to think about.

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2022

25

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Most people have COVID fatigue, they’re either triple vaccinated and ready for their fourth, while rocking 5 mask, coming off their 5th covid bout or they are double vaccinated and didn’t get the third, because 3 shots for a weirdly hyped virus seems a little crazy in a 12 month period, opening up some “maybe pharma are money grubbers who don’t care about our health”….because OBVIOUSLY, THEIR BUSINESS RELIES ON YOU BEING SICK…

Maybe people think the whole virtue signaling we get in Canada of “do the right thing” which means nothing, it’s just meaningless words like “interesting”, just catch phrases to trick people into the cult.

Or maybe you’re a pure blood, not vaccinated, paranoid fuck who knows that you can’t trust the media, business, or anyone when it comes to basically anything, and those around you who did trust experimental medicine seem crazy to you!

Well, there’s a new fake study that came out that paves the way for a viral headline people are publishing about “unvaccinated people are dangerous to vaccinated people” based on some math equation not a real study, but run with it, to further divide and create more hysteria around this nonsense….maybe set it up next to the CHINESE lockdown propaganda to really drive the point home about sub variant 11 of bullshit…

So when I see that this shit is still dragging on, I know that there is going to be another attack on the heathen unvaccinated, and these nurses who are still getting naked online did the right thing, because things move fast and they’ve turned their backs on them before, so they’ll do it again.

That’s not to say these are all unvaccinated nurses, but they did fire a lot of unvaccinated nurses and that was fucking crazy, but luckily there were other revenue stream options.

It’s entrepreneurial or sex addict nurses who like being jerked off to, which can b monetized in ways far greater than nursing…..and you still get that bed side manner of helping fucking losers or sick people get through the day. It’s a win for all..turn all professions into sex work for FEMINISM, that’ll show the patriarchy and make them take you seriously and you beg for subscribers from men.

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2022

25

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Bikinis of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger’s in her 40s, in a bikini, and she still looks a little too built to not be a man to me, but I guess now that transgenderism is so popular, all the celebs I assumed were trans, from Nicole Scherzinger to Megan Fox to Amber Heard…..would come out of the trans basement bunker they keep their dick and hormones in….to celebrate all the colors of the rainbow because they are so fabulous…..

Trans or not, we’d all still rub what used to be her balls on our faces and pretend the SCROT is pussy lip…because it’s Nicole Scherzinger…the pussy cat doll, who put the word pussy in her band name, because she wanted one so bad….and finally was able to get ALL the pussies, interchangeable pussies depending on her mood, SNAP ON pussy to fit her needs and wants….like the HUMAN fleshlight store…some days she may even use the ANUS insert where the pussy hole is….you know DOUBLE THE ANAL fun….

But trans or not, her hard body creeps me out, it’s a little too hard like it’s made out of plastic or silicone, on some sex toy kick, which I guess is possible based on my rant about her pussy inserts in the above paragraph.

The point is, she looks hot in this unknown bikini shoot, all tanned and fit and hot bodied, which I guess is what you’d want from a 40 year old…

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2022

25

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Breast feeding empowerment is one of the dumbest “Woke” agendas that takes place on the internet.

Not because I don’t think women should be pulling out their tits anywhere they go because they crave male attention after de-sexualizing themselves with childbirth, you know a girl needs to feel desirable sometimes…and titty exhibitionism is the way to do it and if you want to do it without feeling like a slut…you gotta have a valid reason for it like FEEDING CHILD…

Breast feeding empowerment is one of the dumbest “Woke” agendas that takes place on the internet….because no one’s ever been mad, at least not a dude, at a chick for pulling her tit out in public, and if they are, it’s due to being closet case homos…

You know, feeding the child is a god given right, even to those who don’t believe in god, but instead reproduce for selfish, narcissistic reasons, or because they’ve had one too many abortions…and you can jerk off to it, through your sweatpants, in public, when it’s happening in front of you.

Right?

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2022

25

Apr

Elsa Hosk Ass Up of the Day

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Cameron Hammond is a pretty successful photographer who travels around the world taking pictures of amazing models in amazing settings, you know, that whole bikini photoshoot thing is still lucrative despite every bitch taking bikini selfies all day.

We’ve been following his work lazily for many years now, he’s basically an instagram sensation, and any time his wife / manager is lovely when she has emailed us to take down the pictures we’ve posted under what we call “FAIR USE” since you’re here for my incredible colorful writing about terrible things and not for the pictures, but that the people who took the pictures call THEFT…of copyright.

Most people don’t see the value of having their work promoted on blogs, since blogs are an outdated technology no one gives a fuck about, and instead want to get paid, even though we don’t have money. They send lawyers letters and are pure cunts about it, where the Hammonds are like “these pics aren’t public yet, please take them down until they are public”…and that’s the winning attitude.

So today, I post his pictures of Elsa Hosk, who I think is the hottest bikini model out there, despite having blown out her cunt with a baby in recent months / years, she’s still fucking banging and as a stepfather, you’d think I’d be into MILFs, it’s par for the course but I’m a self hating stepfather disgusted by child birth, so when you make it through that horrible, seemingly alien and unnatural process, that I guess is so natural it feels fake, child birth….and come out the other end with an ass you want to reverse birth yourself into head first….it’s a fucking win.

This is a campaign for a bikini company, Elsa Hosk is fucking hot, and the photographer Cameron Hammond and his wife aren’t cunts. That’s the conclusion of this post.

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2022

25

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS, the nurturing, motherly, maternal, matriarchal, pussy you can literally lose yourself in because it’s had a watermeleon pass through it at least once, doing things that I personally find offensive from a motherly, child bearing, maternal, matriarchal pussy, because I am a firm believer life ends when you have a kid, no time to rock the pussy or cum your way through it, those days are done old timer, you chose a different path…maybe when the kids go off to college, or when they are off at summer camp, or with their dad for the weekend can you venture out for a 3 am fuck from a younger dude who’s in it for the lessons their wise, experienced pussies can bring….but even then, that behavior shouldn’t be documented, but rather more of a slip up or drunken mistake when things got out of hand and she forgot she was a mom for a minute….

But I guess this is a new era where mom slutty behavior is empowered and celebrated, not something shameful, naughty or disrespectful to the title of MOM..

I actually don’t care if babies are involved in the making of these nudes, just as long as the nudes happen, we’re good.

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2022

25

Apr

Short Shorts Ass and Other Videos of the Day

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Titty Poke

Milkies Trend!

Big Back

Quite the Outfit

Hot Gym Body

Hot Dance

Hot White Outfit

Subtle Booty Jiggle

Titties!

Underwear Mirror Dance

Squat Dance

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2022

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many trans ladies are having fucked up menstrual cycles due to vaccine? Or just in general…

I saw a meme about how many trans people die during child birth and I got to thinking, trans people are probably so fucking nutty from the lady hormones that they actually believe they have PMS…or are in constant state of menopause….and that must be pretty fucking abusive to yourself, when you can just wear the panties and the dresses without the crazy fucking hormones.

Ultimately, the world is going to end regardless of all this nonsnse, but we can’t control any of that, so instead of wondering about hot mental, crazy, insane, evil, angry, rude the people around us are, we should focus on better things, like celebrity titty…..before celeb titty is no more…..because at the rate of how shit Hollywood is….and how trash social media is…..there will be a time no one bothers abusing their brains with their propaganda…but until then, tits.

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