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2022

15

Apr

Dove Cameron Got Them Tits On of the Day

Dove Cameron’s one of the darkest creepiest energies that Disney has put out to the world.

I don’t know if it is her anti-depressants I assume she’s on, because everyone is on them, it’s part of the pharma fall of society to turn everyone into zombies…..

Or maybe I’m just looking into it way too hard, but whenever I see a pic of her I physically feel uncomfortable in the pit of my stomach, and I never get that way, I mean I’m a desensitized fuck who has posted and seen the most vial shit on the internet and I am normally un-phased by ANYTHING…

Like we’ve got some grown up, super famous ex-Disney Kid who has had a lot of work done, probably under a filter, wearing some showgirl, cowgirl corset doing a selfie with her tits out and alL I see is a demon….

Her tattoo says “Do it for Aphrodite” and she’s got a Snake on her finger, so we’ll assume she’s a mind control slave spat out of the Imagineer’s bunker located under club 33 at the Anaheim location…

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2022

15

Apr

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I call this feminist Friday because of the whole bra burning movement of the 60s that was designed to destroy women and make them think they wanted to be the head of corporations like MEN….

I guess bras represented the constraints or pressures put on them from a patriarchal society….or maybe they just liked the freeing feeling off having their titties free….something I think the patriarchy would be all about…..

I have yet to meet a man who says “Put a bra on bitch, and be the slave you are designed to be”…..but maybe I hang in the wrong circles…

The current feminism, is fake feminism, it’s just an angle that people who have anything they want, where rights are equal, where pay is equal, because it makes for a good excuse for their failings….

BLAME MEN FOR ALL OUR PROBLEMS…..because we’re feminists and it can’t be US….

So now we’ve got a group of women trying to prove themselves, being self involved narcissism, being taken away from their maternal instinct coded into them, and they are reducing themselves to their tits as some kind of empowerment issue, that just lets the men they pretend oppress them the opportunity to see tits.

So kill the family unit, kill women off, but bring us the tits they reduce themselves to, so we get to see tits….in some weird fucking cop out that doesn’t make women happy….but does make women hate men….because blaming the patriarchy is better than taking responsibility for themselves…but hey, at least we get tits!

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2022

15

Apr

Halle Bailey Ass of the Day

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I don’t know how common the name Halle is, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that this Halle Bailey child actor was name after Halle Berry, you know her parents real CINEPHILES….

She’s 22 now, so her family moved her and her sister to LA when she was 12 to get famous the way they were destined to be…and guess who they got hired by…GUESS….you get one GUESS….MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE…obviously…

Which would probably explain why she’s doing her best version of a piece of garbage Kardashian, the family that destroyed the collective consciousness of the youth with their vapid and disgusting perverted ugly ladies jacked up to be some genetically modified version of porn chicks…..

Because Mickey Mouse has made a fat investment into the Kardashian IP, they’re on their app, a flagship brand like Star Wars and Marvel….because they aren’t even trying to hide their evil plan to help room the world….

She was also signed to Beyonce’s record label, which really just solidifies all you really need to know about the young starlet, but hey, at least she does butt shot selfies like a local girl with a dream of being the next big on OnlyFans because work and school suck.

They are right about something, we are in need of a reset.

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2022

15

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t consider myself a Panty Fetishist, like I’d never buy panties off some nasty panty vendor on Reddit, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t sell panties to perverts if I knew how to market things on the internet, which based on this site alone, I don’t.

So if I was a panty vendor on the internet, all dripping canned tuna juice on stick-glue skid marks, I’d definitely diversify the panty offering…..are you a THONG GUY, are you a FULL BACK PANTY GUY, are you a BOY SHORT GUY, are you a little kid tighty whitie guy, so I could put you on the list I’d send to the FBI for further investigation…..I knew a guy who would buy his girl’s little boy superman underwear….and well….it was weird.

So despite not being a panty fetishist, I do like panty pics on girls trying to cocktease and market themselves to me, because it’s aspirational, it’s not the full mean on a platter or buffet table, it’s a taste leaving me wanting more….which is why MODESTY is the HOTTESTY….one you’re spreading ass and shoving monster dildo up in it you’ve pretty much gone as far as you can…where do you go from there….while panty pics can keep a loser strung along for fucking YEARS…..

WHEN WILL WE SEE THE PUSSY?! WHEN….MAYBE THIS TIME….MAYBE IF I SEND HER MORE MONEY…..

You know…ladies be smart, dial it back girls…It’s EASTER SUNDAY…let’s keep it PG PANTY.

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2022

15

Apr

Alexandra Stan Still Hot of the Day

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Mr. Saxobeat singer Alexandra Stan is some Romanian Gypsy you can’t call a Gypsy because you know there are whiner Romanians out there who are so overly offended by that “racism”…even though no one thinks they are actually gypsies living in caravans, reading fortunes and ripping a motherfucker up…BUT IT HURTS……LISTEN TO MY FEELINGS…in a society of victims, they just all jump on board to cry collectively because they don’t have real problems, even though we’re basically on the cusp of the END of times where the COMMUNIST BLOCK of the 50s-80s has NOTHING on what we’re about to be exposed to in this TECHNOCRAZY tracking, policing, and FREEDOM THEIVING…

BUT sure, let’s cry about your gender, pronouns, grooming kids, your mental health, stereotypes around your culture…YOU ARE ALL NUTS…

Speaking of nuts, wouldn’t you like to nut on this Alexandra Stan, shit….she’s 32 and looks amazing for a middle aged set of tits….they just do it right in Eastern Europe, maybe the ugly babushka’s all died off in the bread lines…WHO KNOWS….EUGENICS…who cares, Mr. Saxobeat’s doing it right…

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2022

15

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Hey Survivalists, it’s Good Friday….eat FISH or the NETS you catch fish in….preferably on a woman, but we know how difficult that is for you pathetic ass, even in an era of every woman being a whore, so I guess you could just throw them in the corner, jerk off on them, and eat your seed off them, get your lifeforce back in you, as you do….SICK CUM EATING FUCK.

Here are girls in Fishnets.

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2022

15

Apr

Cowgirls! and Other Videos of the Day

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Flexibility Challenge

Park Days

Why she is walking like this…

Bikini Reval

Bikini Dance

Outfit Reveal

Hot Outfit

Stair Case Dance

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2022

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Remember on this “Good Friday”, which you may or may not be working on, because a lot of people have it off, and a lot of people don’t work anymore, that shit is for suckers, where’s that MINIMUM INCOME promise from the government so we don’t have to actually ever have to work, just sell our souls to them, let them control are every move, I mean they already do that…..DOESN’T SEEM TO CHRISTIAN does it, maybe that’s really what today is about, realizing that we’ve been abused for 2 or more years, that society is a lie, that the non Christian heathens are running shit, lying to us, all for profit…and if we choose Christ, we’ll get through it.

I’m not here to push religion on you with a porn site, that for the record I don’t identify as a porn site, but every single GOOGLE ad network that could have made me rich do.

I’m just saying those people who control you believe in something evil, and well, that’s not going to help you, and either are they, because they are evil, and your only real hope is Jesus’ second coming and I’m pretty sure it won’t be in the form of Elon Musk or Trump or any other evil fucking billionaire…but that’s to be seen.

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2022

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Josie Canseco Brings the Bikini
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Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Top!
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Confessions of a Body Building Coach
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Malu Trevejo has Nipple Rings….
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Dove Cameron Performs Live
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Sting Performs – Sound Woman Goes Viral
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Model Helps You Decide – Pool or Beach?
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Boobs Out on the Walk Home
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27 People have a Shit Day
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2022

14

Apr

Rita Ora’s Wants Summer of the Day

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I feel like these pics are old, but Rita Ora’s alright…..

I figure she’s done enough dick sucking to not only last a lifetime, you know the climb to the top requires throat…to finally matter.

She’s paid her fucking dues, from going to every party she could, to get as many paparazzi shots as she could, only for no one to even give a shit about her, like they don’t give a shit about Rihanna’s fake pregnancy.

That’s not to say she’s not rich as shit from being bought out of what may have been a lucrative record deal, but it is to say that she’s more of an influencer instagram model slut that a popstar she originally was and that’s probably sad for her.

It was a use the tits to get ahead, not become a set of tits on the internet that distract the fans from the fact that she can sing….

As she ages out, the tits are on a timeline, so we hope for her sake, after all the hard work, she finally matters in the way she wants to.

In the meantime, I’m going to stare at what matters the way I want…her great tits..that she has no real issue posting in bikini because that’s what you do when you’re an instagram model people….CLICKBAIT…or is it TITBAIT.

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